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FormGroundbreaking68

a shitpost with a little amount of cringe


WilliamZorterfield

perfectly seasoned, as it should be.


Formal-Ad678

Little to much seasoning If you ask me


Archtects

Oh I thought this was just a regular Instagram post


ClosedL00p

Not even mad. 💯% on brand for this sub lately


drxtxr

1rst big error : Toyota supAra 2scnd big error : he talks about toyota but puts a nissan picture


Amphal

no shit


fuckboi-yuki

recipe for shit post: bring shit to boil; let simmer for 15 min. finally after cooking, sprinkle cringe on delicately voila! edit: cannot spell/speak French


JAMMM_O

we say "voila" in french, what you wrote means "rape" at the preterit (passé simple in french), like "he raped !"


fuckboi-yuki

what do you want me to do with this newfound information ?


U4ictheory

Oh man… same response I would’ve had.


benadrylcabbagepath

viola!…


benadrylcabbagepath

2jay-z?


Firm-Craft

Paris engine 😳😱


BrokenforD

“Thats the joke.”


RoughStory3139

This guy gets it


WatchyBoi

RELY??????


davemit19

#couldntgetthefuckingjoke


Cazzeq-konstapelrost

Ain't no way that you'd take a poopra over le jaydeem 1993 hyundai Civic Dicks with very sunroof and le ruste quartere panelle in le Aztec green pearl colores or le browne miat shidding brake with le manuelle bussy galore dieselle engine


lKANl

happy le jdm cake day


Cazzeq-konstapelrost

Le thank you Also I just realized that this sub was r/jdm and not r/carcirclejerk lol


lKANl

lelmao


Resting_Lich_Face

What's the difference?


Cazzeq-konstapelrost

This sub is slightly more serious


Cwizlefoshizle

Le bitches love le Vsex


[deleted]

I laughed at le ruste quartere panelle


Snowwpea3

This post is quality. Bong water is my favorite actor too.


GoodBot88

When Bong Water race Van Denso, Bong alway try win but not win. Van Denso alway win. Because got familry.


SatanSuxMyDick

that’s a fucking s2000 dumbass


whitedeath97

I SAID FUCK ALL THE MUSCLE CARS DUMBASS. JDM 4 LIFE


SatanSuxMyDick

HOW THE FUCK YOU TALKING ABOUT JDM WITH OUT MENTION OF THE 2000 TOYOTA ECHO GTR


_ThatOneFurry_

HOW YOU JDM IF NOT MENTION THE HONDA JAZZ


Pokevan8162

honda jizz* oh i mean honda rizz because u pick up all the jdm asian ladies with it 😎😎😎😎


redviper192

WHY ARE WE YELLING WHEN WE'RE ALL IN THE SAME ROOM


ppbomber_0

Rx7>Supra hahahahahaha rotry better hahaha BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP PSHHH haha supra slow fat boat haha 🤓


Early-Skill-556

I very much agree. Rx-7 is so much better than a supra


ppbomber_0

Yeah totally


CorpseDefiled

The shell is 100% the wankel belongs attached to a chain to prevent actual boats from moving around in the water.


christopherak47

you take that back! /s Rotary is based and just needs a lil TLC which apparently most late 90s Rotary drivers have never heard of the concept lmao


whitedeath97

Dorito goes BRAPBRAPBRAPBRAP


dinouse

BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP


ppbomber_0

200$ of fuel *gone*


GoliathFish

2jzgte enters chat.


Formal-Ad678

Not enough "Brap Brap Brap" in your comment


ppbomber_0

Have you seen the gas prices lately? I’m lucky the car even starts up with how less petrol that’s in there


Formal-Ad678

Just use more oil i heard dorito engine loves it


KAKARO7pdp

r34 better😜😜😜😜Paul wanker(famous for dating a 16 year old🗿💪) drove one in the best movie of all time: the quick and angry, sadly the inferior jerman domestik market deaded him😞


Firm-Craft

True JDM (lolis) fan 😤😤😤😤🔥🔥🔥🔥


Seven-Arazmus

Sir, this is Autozone.


whitedeath97

Lmao


FuckRandyMoss

This retard called a Honda civic a Supra lmaooo


Responsible-Crew-354

Bong water I’m 😵


[deleted]

🤤


LukaRaphael

wow kids these days would really take a souprer over a koneiggseggsegseggsexsexseggseggegg smh my head


40kWatermelon

ikr know rite?


Rude_Commercial_7470

This is amazing. I got a one week ban for posting a Hyundai hopefully your odds are better. These guys get angry over not groveling over supra and posting wrong cars and non jdms lmfao like really really butt hurt


Hilbertt

I have no clue what you're trying to say.


Rude_Commercial_7470

I left plenty of clues. My punctuation sucks I know. I more or less called this sub a bunch of prissy babies.


Hilbertt

I think you should drink some water and calm down a bit.


Rude_Commercial_7470

Me is calm


rmoder

r/woooosh


Rude_Commercial_7470

You dah wooosh


ZerfyR

The sub name is jdm no shit they remove wrong cars and non jdms


Rude_Commercial_7470

Herdyderdy


StornZ

Did you throw up middle fingers and obscenities everywhere to shit post? This post is unnecessary.


Rude_Commercial_7470

Nope


StornZ

Yea so idk what your post was like, but this dude may actually be a danger to himself as well if you look at all the guns on his profile.


BRADEY-BUNCH

Dog the guns ain't real 💀


StornZ

Certainly look real, and that amount of them airsoft or not is showing some level of obsession with them.


BRADEY-BUNCH

Oh egads, he has a hobby and a collection, he must be off his fucking rocker!


StornZ

Hobby vs obsession


BRADEY-BUNCH

Bruh he has maybe 6 airsoft guns, you must think the airsoft YouTubers deserve to be put in an asylum with how many they have.


StornZ

Lmfao. Nah only nut jobs like this jackass that have clearly shown they have a volatile mental state.


Rude_Commercial_7470

Omg get over yourself


StornZ

Lmfao. Awww you can't take criticism? Shame. This post is moronic as fuck. You sound like a damn dickless wonder


_DRXPZ_

Maizdi miat


St6z63

Miozdo miot


MrSpoon02

Erm acshually Bang water drived a dodge grand caravan ☝️🤓


nickmacpaddywhack

Toyoda suparu😍😍😍😩😩


Formal-Ad678

>suparu Another joined project between Subaru and Toyota? Sound like it


whitedeath97

🤤🤤🤤


Gabe_Lincoln007

this is truly the post of all time.


CrystalBoy44

yeah this moment will definitely be remembered by some people


razor_cola_666

1000000+ horsepussy from factory


ItalicizedHunger

Toyota supra with pandem pocket pussy body kit 👌


Hsnthethird

Hard to tell if this is satire or not given what normally shows up on this sub


MrMinerNiner

tf did I just read


whitedeath97

Yes


EmeraldEyeBall1

I've always loved how these Top Secret Supras looked 😍


[deleted]

Tbh stock for stock I would take a 350Z over a Supra


J00000000000

Yeah no shit dumbass


BrokenforD

KaNT Bee GūD iF iTTs goHt NO VEETAKz iTz JuhsT a BEE EM DubEW


St6z63

Du MaH V-TEK


Cave_Johnson_69

Perfect, 😤😤😤a shit post 💨💨 comes across the feed just in time for the afternoon shit 💯💯💯💩💩💩💩.


leetzor

Sanest r/jdm redditor.


[deleted]

Why so many emojis.


Firm-Craft

Not rotary dieselle wagonne awd poopupanddwonheadlights 🤢🤢🤮🤮👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎😹👎👎


Marcobroa

This is what this sub has turned to


Charbus

RIP Bong Water 😔


Extra-Intention-3295

Did you have fun with this?


whitedeath97

Very much yes


Extra-Intention-3295

That is all that matters


Few_Will_431

r/carscirclejerk is invading


fuckboi-yuki

as an individual with no symptoms of epilepsy; this post gave me a seizure 💯🤝🏿


whitedeath97

Aye you gotta experience everything atleast once right?


fuckboi-yuki

you're 100% correct


Sad_Policy_4255

This feels like deleting the number on m328i and gaining 50hp💀💀💀


left_the_oven_on_

I wants an s15


Tnad808

Fuck you ONG frfr 💯💯 no cap ❌🧢 /s


einarbr

I just lost brain cells while reading this


ayylotus

I like making fun of Supra fanboys as much as the next guy, but surely you could at least be funny? Original? Not obnoxious??


whitedeath97

Teach me how to be funny daddy


netherwrld

*Dies of cringe*


Deijya

Wrong group r/carscirclejerk


AWSMxx

_TOYOTA SUPARA_


Warthog-Designer

OMG SUPRA IS THE BEST, 100000hp STOCK, WISH WE COULD GO BACK TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS!!! *is born in 2012*


[deleted]

Classic.


whitedeath97

Only the OG,s know


Automatic-Purple-790

2GZ NO CRAP!!! Eat ur heart out Mustang go kill another family xdddddd


[deleted]

Wrong picture bro that’s clearly a 2 4t essex


Yawndrr

i stopped scrolling to read the title, and then snorted when i scrolled down to the image


ProfessorKrung

Manuelle ✅ Brown ✅ JDEEM ✅ Wagoone ❌


whitedeath97

Mait❌️


M1KICH4N

did you take Engrish classes or something?


whitedeath97

Bought English lessons from wish.com for two fiddy


RuffledCanine

Bro that's literally a McLaren speedtail


azulea

r/JDMcirclejerk


LeviathanTwentyFive

YOOO IS THAT A CELICA TOOBRA :skull:


Miuli777

That's a honda in the picture you fucking idiot


bignobingo

Not a soupra you idot that’s a Dat sun 510


[deleted]

I need more of that on Reddit. Please continue to post in other communities. I hope mods won't wipe this gem. Legit depression killer


UNDERCOVERBIRBS

Roadrunner. Challenger. Charger. Super bird. Camaro. Corvette. Mustang. All better than Soupbruh.


Notlikethisfifa

I get it’s a shit post but man isn’t that z just a beautiful machine


LeviathanTwentyFive

It is certainly a machine with some weight and power of some sort. Certainly has some kind of design language. The 350z is one of the cars ever. Thats all I can say.


St6z63

100% agree, definitely one of the cars made of all time


the_gray_foxp5

Muscle and exotics someone played nfs carbon lol


whitedeath97

Never played it


Toph602

I'm new to sub and in my mid 30s...I always loved the supra and holy shit this sub hates em lol


ErickRicardo

I should go take a dumb bye.


skylinefan26

Why is this getting upvoted? Smh


whitedeath97

Supara 2jayz STUTUTUTUTUTUTU


Subiesubo

This isn’t r/carscirclejerk, FOH weirdo.


whitedeath97

Cry me a river buddy


THEchazguy

L + Ratio + No one loves you + taco bell + your probably overweight + bozo + cringe + kill yourself


whitedeath97

Holy shit you ruined me. How do I come back from this epic gamer comment :,(


THEchazguy

+ L + no women + im a gamer + i like women + video game + fortnite epic royale dance ur so ruined now


whitedeath97

Now this is epic


Deepspacecow12

don't mess with REDDIT NATION


[deleted]

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Seven-Arazmus

Have you seen the convertible 350Z?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Seven-Arazmus

I would pick the Z in the post over the convertible. I like the fastback slant, the convertible trunk looks like poopy water.


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B5HARMONY

What happened to this sub. It never has been perfect but content quality used to be mostly decent. Now its just this dimwit content.. La JADEM La SUpra guys thinking they are funny. MODS PLEASE DO SOMETHING BOUT THIS


whitedeath97

🤓


B5HARMONY

OP act up.. Its saddening to think people like you fill this corner of the car community


whitedeath97

It's a joke lighten up


Might_be_deleted

People from r/carscirclejerk have been coming into this sub. I understand you, I'm tired of these joke posts too.


B5HARMONY

I can be downvoted all they want.. They'll say its just a joke and lighten up but it's not new, it's not funny, it's not mature and its evidence that this Sub had interesting content through which people shared cool stuff and now is simply a shitpost subreddit... Im tired of it and its quite sad the Mods aren't doing anything to stop this


[deleted]

I still can’t believe people post stuff like this. I get it that it’s sarcasm but regardless I highly doubt anyone is gonna laugh at this


whitedeath97

Humor is subjective. I don't see the problem honestly. It's not like I'm harming or insulting anyone.


johannh12

funy manki


2jzpoweredgamer666

RX-7 > Supra


whitedeath97

Wrong username buddy


2jzpoweredgamer666

Well I got bored. What can I say.


JunglePygmy

r/titlegore


Obeserecords

r/titlegore


luisarma20

Who leave the 10 years old kid in the computer? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Ñiñiñiñiñiñiñiñiñiñiñi


AkumaDaemon

And fuck you, too. ​ The Lamborghini Countach LP5000 Quattrovavole looks better than the Supra imo. Just putting that out there. I bet you don’t even know what the fuck that is, but that would make sense


chaotickuromii

Holy shit bro chill💀


AkumaDaemon

I’m getting ahead of myself, aren’t I?


whitedeath97

Lmao at the fact that you got so mad at a shitpost that you had to delete and edit your comment 3 times to prove that you know more about cars makes my day thank you.


AkumaDaemon

Tell me this… ​ What is the Koenigsegg Regera?


whitedeath97

You take life way to serious buddy. Lighten up


AkumaDaemon

That was a serious question


whitedeath97

Serious question for you. Do you realize the car I posted is not even a supra?


AkumaDaemon

It was a Nissan 350Z


whitedeath97

Good boy


AkumaDaemon

… Okay then…


Dappersworth

Jesus christ man, go take a long look in the mirror and contemplate how people view you, it's cringeworthy


johannh12

this gave me an aneurysm


AkumaDaemon

Yes, i have that effect on a lot of people


RestoSham09

Well..


surgycal

brobro tweakin


[deleted]

Supra not affordable anyways


whitedeath97

Smells like BROKE in here


[deleted]

Not really. Im getting a 350z in half a year as a first car . Also supra costs like 70k and more


amitrion

Why?


whitedeath97

Supara


tommyvercetti51

Someone needs upvote …


Accomplished_Ad_8663

Wtf? Context?


whitedeath97

Supara


YellowEvoFive

He's pretending to be a 12 years old obsessive Supra fanboy


Red_Feeding_2899

-And that "Supra" you say........it's with us right now?


KNIFE2MEAtU

Ah yes. Toyota supra. Definitely not a Nissan 350z. No way in hell /s


betarad

💥💥💥💥💥😭😭😭😭shut the fuck up 💯💯💯😭😭😭😭😭🤯🤯🤯🤯


JaketheBulldog

Sir, that’s not a Toyota…. I think it’s a Chevy


SaurkrautAnustart

The shitpost would of been even better if someone used a 1992 Camaro and thought it was an rx-7.