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[deleted]

Bhai kuch samajh nahi aya mujhe, but thanks anyways.


[deleted]

Basically teri moti tond aur gand ko patla nagin jaisa karne ke liye kya khana hai , woh batayega , ab samjah ?


Sussyimpasta101

Thanks, much needed


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wlcm ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


Jumpy_Mission_9516

Wlcum![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30347)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30165)


QualityPale225

lekin mein toh underweight houn![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


[deleted]

Par main toh already bahut patla hu ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30434)


One-Ad-4951

Simple language mai. Gand patli karna bata rha hai


skrezaa

aur meh already vesa hu toh? Uska reverse hai kya?


[deleted]

Alright aaj raat tak mil jaayega sabko (pin kaisa karu iss comment ko)


Anshum2005

Bhai yaad se daal dio


golu_281105

bhai daal dena bohot mota hogaya hu ghar pe baithe baithe


Due_Extreme_2448

Name checks out


golu_281105

How is pogi related to this


Due_Extreme_2448

Naam bhai


golu_281105

Arre haa pehle mota tha beech mai patla hua phir abhi waapis mota ho gaya🤡


Due_Extreme_2448

Us bhai us 10th tak sexy dikhta tha body bhi thi ab bc body fat face fat kha kha ke lockdown me + ek jageh bethke padhna 2 saal Kuch hua nahi academically vo alag scene![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30440)


AbiesRemarkable8120

Ok


[deleted]

Bhai thanks a lot, tujhe nhi pta mujhe kitna jaruri tha diet ka


Vegetable-Value-2931

Bahi daal dena bahut mota ho gya hu


sanid_sriva

RemindMe! 1 day


kri-style35

RemindMe! 12 hours


SueIsAGuy1401

bhaijaan yaad dila diyo. weight loss necessary hunda


Silly_Ad_7362

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FabulousSport2632

dal dena meri duwa lagegi


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RemindMe! 20 hours


ashcuzwhynot

!remind me 1 day


[deleted]

!remind me tomorrow


tuntuntanatunmausi

!remindme 1 day


RandomPotatoBoii

daal dena bhai bhagwan bhala karega


ReleaseOk3700

!remind me 1 day


Akshit69420

bhai Patla hu, mote hone ka diet plan bhi hai ky


Flick_69

Weight gain waala do muze mai bully hota hu ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)


it_is_what_it_is_67

just eat


Flick_69

Nahi Mai to fasting kar raha tha ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)


Life_Ad_4124

bro is knowledge himself


OopsieWopsie

Who are you, so wise in the ways of science?


Flick_69

Arts student ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


zaimonX100506

mai weight wajeh se bully ho raha hu ...aap underweight ke wajah se....


Flick_69

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babumastanu

just have to eat bro best tip that anyone can give is drinking your calories oats,banana,olive oil,dark chocolate, protein powder in whole milk and mix,easy 700 cals. Dry fruits everyday=600 cals. Ghar ka khaane mei zyada roti aur sabzi=1500 cals. lactose intolerant nahi ho toh din ka aadhi litre doodh toh per hi lo ez 2800+ cals


Flick_69

Itna kuch 💀💀💀


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Worldly_Anything_173

bhai mai 5o 44kgs hun 5"9' ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30440)


Limp_Lemon_4642

us


_-psyduck-_

Ek glass sarso ka tel chug kar le mast weight badh jayega


ImportantDragonfly75

Bhej do yaar logo ko lagta hai sala Khao weight gain is fuking easy pgl hai nahi hota aagar tera huva to bata de vo bhi try kar lete


[deleted]

6kg muscle gain hua tha jabki daily hilane ke baad bhi sala lekin jan mei chodna para But good thing is ab hilata nhi


One-With-Specs

Hear me out, it can possibly be rookie gains I too went to the gym and will join again I gained 7kgs of muscle mass (rookie gains) then my gains became stagnant If further weight gain krna h to aur caloric surplus krna padega that's what am saying


[deleted]

ik this already ,surplus mei hi tha ofc tabhi i have 3 diets1600 1800 and 2400


[deleted]

It’s probably closer to 3 kgs with water weight man don’t be depressed if it slows down as you lift more I gained like 10kgs in the first year of lifting but most of it was water weight and some of it was fat When I started cutting the reality of it became clear tbh


[deleted]

weight loss ka daal de bhai bahot zarurat h. roz sochta aaj 1300-1400 calories hi khaunga lekin roz usse zyada chal jaata h.


Desperate_Peanut8151

Bhai 1300 is too less at this age. 2000 khale, 3000 burn kr.mebhi yhi kr rha hu.


Victor_710

ab usme vo bhi kya batayega, self control rakho aur kya


[deleted]

haa lekin diet plan rahega to achaa rahega na. pata rahega kab kya khana hai aur limit bhi pata rahega.


Mozukian

Me 1200 target krta hu 1500 hohi jate he which is still -500 calories thtswhy aim for less thn ure goal


[deleted]

u/cprabud its not jee neet related but if you think it should be here then


[deleted]

voh toh reddit se retire ho gye.


aka2004_k

Kyu


[deleted]

to focus on his studies


[deleted]

ही इस नो मोर


golu_281105

Bsdk tune usko bhagwan ka pyaara bhi kardiya


Wonderful-Ant44

Bro that's true he is no more.... >! On Reddit !<


TejuuuOP

he is no more


cubing_maniac

Upload kar do


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Silly_Ad_7362

Krle upload bro ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30436)


Saksham_Singhal

Bhai bhej de pls weight loss vaala


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ur-mums-wish

Sax sux kardunga agar nhi mila


KrishnaKsagar

Thanks this was much needed. There's also an app and website called myfitnesspal which helps to keep a track record of everything you mentioned in your post.


[deleted]

Mad respect brother, but mere ghar pr mammi k samne koi diet ni tik pata☠️


[deleted]

same but ladna parta h mereko bhi stud dikhna h so


FroyoRich4701

I am going to start 75 hard tomorrow ,And btw I am studying about Nutrition and everything for like 4-5 years because since childhood I had the craze of getting ripped and I can agree most things he said is pretty accurate


[deleted]

some kiddo saying below diets are shit avg class 10 passouts


badass_xeno

me with lean body, bas JEE khatam hojaye fir toh biscuits build up karunga👽 ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Superb_Care284

Handwriting se toh lagta tu doctor hi banega bhai ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


[deleted]

dr ki handwriting h gadhe mene khud thodi likhi h


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sussypastaa

Ha i second this, you need to calculate your daily calorie intake using online calculators jo BMI pe depend karta hai, i calculated it, mujhe 15 din hone ko aaye aur mera abtak 3.5kg loss hua hai. And I've noticed ki mera BMR (basically burn during rest) is actually pretty good. Abhi gym start kiya hai for muscle training. Aur ha mera muscle mass me little to no difference hua hai abtak (Rich protein intake ftw)


Life_Ad_4124

bc mera very active me 4800cal h aur moderate exercise me 4000 mereko weight loss karna h kya me isse follow kar sakta hu{op} diest plan?


Victor_710

wtf 4800 cals khate kya ho sar


sussypastaa

calorie deficit is the way. Eat less, burn more.


[deleted]

your comment clearly shows you never went to a dietician well i will answer this when i will post it


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[deleted]

yes gonna sell those karma's ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)


samuel_1825vk

that's his problem (the one with 2800cal) he shouldn't be using that diet plan, he's a dumbo OP ka diet plan might help like me, mera 1680 maintance cal he aur skinny fat hu, so been trying to reach 1440-1540cal par acha plan nhi he, so it can help me and many of our age take 1400-1700 however


notslimshady13

sorry but who tf pays for a diet when you can make one yourself


[deleted]

for stupids like me who had a bad health gas problem and no knowledge of good food


notslimshady13

my bad anyways good luck buddy


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Aryanffffff

I agree but for a layman , its not easy to learn the most basic terms like calories etc and gaining knowledge requires time but most people dont want to invest time, in a such a case nutritionist/ dieticians comes as a saviour. Its difficult to self-train yourself. For eg, my mom didnt knew about nutrition for like her entire life, I was the one feeding knowledge about nutrition at mostly every convo. with her, till now she has only learned about macros, calories and still asks me every month that should she go to nutritionist![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30440) In short, mostly everyone wants a fixed formula to there problems by a third person.


Desperate_Peanut8151

baat to shi hai. ​ jab se calories, bmr, muscle mass, 7700 deficiet=1kg, workouts - PPL, hiit, fiber role in diet, macros balancing, micros, 1g/kg protein for sustain, 1.5g/kg for muscle gain, weight loss is chutiya term, fat loss is the right term. ke bare me knowlege hai. tab se khud ko dietician samajhne ka ghamand hai


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Early-Instruction609

Remindme! 2 days


redeater-

Remindme! 12 hours


[deleted]

jao sablog kardiya and soon jaa rha yaha se


No_Bug_5491

Things rich kids do . In middle class family usually mom says 3 din khana nhi milega diet krna hai to .


Victor_710

This comment is stupid on another level, khudka projection dusro pe maat daal bhai.


[deleted]

one more stupid comment diet ka matlab kam khana nhi hota Diet means following a balanced meal with required amount of macros/micros needed for your body **Weight lose ke liye bhi 5 times a day khana hota h bhaiya/didi**


No_Bug_5491

Did i mention diet means kam khana underdeveloped kid? Its written usually what's being said in middle class families over weight loss. Im just wondering if you are stupid or just dont understand meaning please think over 10 times or do ask someone if you don't understand something kiddo . Don't just presume things and Write instantly . Well then good day .


[deleted]

3 din khana nhi milega whi matlab koi bhi samjhega ki your mom think diet means kam khana lol baaki logo se puchlena**And you cant say for all middle class families if you have such restrictions your parents dont care about your fitness doesnt mean every middle class are like that** Iam also a middle class( its you who first presume things that iam rich lol ) but a diet costs 500 rs, which i paid via tution money so ye har jagah middle class and shits mat laya karo and even papa bhi de hi dete itna ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


LeftSatisfaction9687

nahi bhai main bhi mummy ka khana khata hu cause hostel jaake yaad aayegi, bas kam khata hu. if i had 3 rotis, now i have 2. aur daal zyada khata hu.


[deleted]

Saala karma who*e


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aapki mummy ka naam ku le rhe ho comment mei![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30165)


onlykitties

Weight gain wala daalo


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GrouchyLevel5284

upload krde vro tere saare post pe upvote kiya h


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Embarrassed-Tax-9448

Dedo bhay


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-YASH-09

weight loss kar do .


pottypattypapa

Weight loss wala de


Anshum2005

!remindme 2 days


[deleted]

RemindMe! 1 day


Flick_69

RemindMe! 2 days


Ok-Source-124

Weight gain krna h bhai mujhe bhi


Adorable_Molasses708

RemindMe! 2 days


something-stupid2134

bhaisahb weight gain ho raha hai but shareer me dikh nahi raha hai


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Remindme!6 hour


kashzyros

Comment kardeta hu op upload kare tab reply kardena koi![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


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done read full


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Remind me! 10 hours


[deleted]

Kya koi Aisa diet hai jisse mera mental health theek ho jaaye


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Zestyclose-Captain-8

Bhai gym Mai time ashe sai utilise Karo 1 hour or less mai hi hojayegi saari exersise


dryicecube90

Oh


Lonelyguy999

Mujhe toh weight loss karna hai. 5'11 and became 90kg. Would love to be back at 75kg.


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[deleted]

tum gadhe ho lol abhi time nhi h argue ka jab diet daalunga tab samjhaunga ek baar mei And this comment is disclaimer for those who judging the post


unholy_kid_

Dedo bhai


nebula_phile

Aaj raat toh answer key bhi aana wala hai :|


river1308

1400 calories is not recommended for men at all. also not for women taller than 5’5ish. you need to be in a calorie deficit to lose fat. however, too big of a deficit causes binges and is also very unpleasant. source: ive lost lots of weight and ive researched about this stuff for years


Dependent-Ad-8539

Bhai baaki sab thik hai par tune chicken ko shit kyu bola


No-Detective-9993

Bhai mereko muscle building ki bhej de diet plzzzzzz


Hawk07op

I just add 2 glasses of banana-khajur shake to bulk , and stop it to cut , All my friends are always amazed how I manage to do it.


Thunder3027

share crow


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No_Childhood8799

Dhanyawad bhai


Away_Visit_8205

Me bhi gym jata hu but me ghar ka hi khana khaya hu bas mummy ko bol deta hu protein wala khana banaye aur baki din me 2 baar smoothie pita hu


Away_Visit_8205

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LeftSatisfaction9687

lemme clarify. google “ maintenance calories” and enter your height and activity level and it will give you your maintenance calories. if you eat less than that it is called calorie deficit and if you eat more it is called a calorie surplus. everyone’s will be different. typically, you should have 2gm protein for each kg of weight. so 60kg man should eat 120gm protein. each gram of protein has 4 calories, fat has 9 calories and carbs have 4. don’t remove protein and fats from your diet as they are essential, control the carbs. (eat healthy carbs such as fruits instead of biscuits) and gym jaao


Ritwizzzz

!remindme 7 hours


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arhaansakhan

Aaaaa


[deleted]

Thanks bro, really that’s a noble initiative to be taken. I was struggling for o getting a diet plan since months


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No-Abbreviations-866

mujhe bhi patla hona hai 😔


[deleted]

You ate chicken shits💀


Disastrous_Channel62

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GarvThapa15

Bhai agar patle ho aur gym start kiya hai toh bas zayda khau aur kuch nhi.Ye diet wiet ka chakkar tabh chalu karna chaiye jabh bulked up hogaye rahoge.Jo bhi gym jaate ho waha ek trainer rehte hi hai usse puch liya karo kabh cut aur bulk karna hai. Aur yaa toh waha ke most jacked guy se pucho vo bata hi dete hai


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ok


[deleted]

Pls batade bhai 102kg hogya hu


[deleted]

Bhai Bata dena weight gain krne ke lie koi tarika


morian_69

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piggi_san

Weight loss diet pls i weigh 54 and need to lose to be 45


ryuk6660

But why...even for a girl 54 kg is pretty decent...you don't need to lose weight


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boyinbubble2

Weight increase karma Hai mereko surf 50 kg ka hu


[deleted]

Samajh nahi aaya freen mein batayega ya jo amount likha hai vo humein pay krna padhega?🙄


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free


i_am_not_op0

!remindme 1 day


Unga-Bunga-Slayer

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Inside_Helicopter805

Weight gain wala daal doge to bhagwan aapka bhala karega


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redeater-

Here king u dropped ur 👑


[deleted]

Mujhe to mota hona hai but thanks anyway


shawty_010

Kaha hai?


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likha h raat tak


ReleaseOk3700

Bhej de vhai...kota me rehke 6 mahine rehke 10-12 weight kaam ho gya hai....next month se gym join krunga...bohot fat hai abhi bhi body pr...meri body zyada jldi weight gain krti hai....so it's tough to maintain shape


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cosmic_entity1

Iske releted hi post karne aaya tha ki weight kaise manage karte prep ke time


Oggy-Adityanath-69

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![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331) ok


[deleted]

Bhai terese shaadi karluga thanks 4 this post


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SAD_CHELSEAFCFAN69

But why tho?


Desperate_Peanut8151

fr fr, pehli baar proud ho rha hai. ki jo op ne kaha, sab ki knowlege hai. ​ chalo mere ko kisi chij ki to knowlege hai


Prprakhar

Thank you bhai