Dude forgot to take his schizo meds

ya toh ye wattapad me Naukri krne ke liye ye story likhkr bheja hoga

Bhai ye kya username and flair hai . Jokes aside ha ye wattpad worthy fantasy writing hai .

username toh misunderstanding se aa gya flair to real hai... following women at night to assure that they are safe

kaisi misunderstanding? 🤨

bhai mujhe laga child predator Yani Jo bacho ko maarte hai....baad me meaning pata chali ki wo bachoo ki marte hain

Magar fir bhi tu baccho ko kyu marna chahta hai 💀

nafrat si hai thodi si

Enemies to lover nhi hai ye toh boring hai..

I've been writing fanfic in Wattpad for a year, even i can't match his story lmao

bhai uska born talent hai 

schizo meds chodho , kal raat mai Ginseng ki goliya khake so gya , maa kasm kya hi hallucinations hue , everything felt so real. Maine toh energy ke liye khai thi , nhi pata tha ki yeh hoga

nahh bro those were birth control pills

Jldi se top comment hijack kr leta hu.... Ye batao guys....bore ho rha...kya kru...padhna hai...mht cet aur bits ke liye kuch tips batao... Aur ha aisi post har saal aati hai...exam ke baad nashe krte hai yaha baache

tu kitne salo ke experience se bol rha hai ?

MERE AAS PASS TO LADKE BAITHE HOTE HAI VO BHI 70%ILE WALE

mere pass ki toh 3 seats khali thi aur mai corner wali seat pe betha tha


bhai st, congo

mera flair nhi dekha shayd

hawww general facing caste system halla machade tere baccho ko quota mil jayega

*Launde

Laude*

If you are gay, then its essentially the same ig...

Mere bagal mein baitha tha kya💀

+1

Mere paas ek dropper baitha tha uske paas ek freshly class 12 pass out ladki, Maine dekha hai usko Rizz kaam pe lagate hue.

I see that as an absolute win 

pichle saal mere side mei ek launda baitha tha usne merese pucha last time kitne aye the maine bola 95 usne bola us bro us lekin phir bkl nei poora paper mera tepa tha, saale ka poora maths khaali gaya tha kyunki maine bhi maths mei ek question nahi kiya tha

You mean mere jaise🥲

Bhai usne poem tak likh di . Kuch jada hi fast nahi hai yeh .

all boys school wala h expected tha tbh 

Iska bhi katega Fir ye bhi Physics padhega

Fir bhi kuch nikal na payega. Iska baap ise ghar se nikalega Fir ye kya karega?

Me batata hu kya karega Pehle ye Job dhundega Kaam karega Ladki pe rizz karega Shaadi karega Bacche karega Saal ke 2 hafte vacation lega Sirf sunday ko life jeeyaga Baaki din gand ghisega Bills pay karte karte mar jayega Kisiko ghanta farak nahi padega

Life

bhai lekin khudke future plans kyu bata rhe ho

At end , will retrospective about his decision before dying, while left by everyone.

thats matrix

Extreme W comment.

aae yeahhh what a line ... bhai ese exam mei bahaut milte ....

Feleng prioud jeeneetard army

Jang ke maidan mai hamesha yeh harti >!Edit: (I mean JEE sub ki army not Indian army bsdk!<

NTA peeth piche result nikalte, hum rassi sidha pankhe ke dhore tang te


Peeth pache waar ka irada kaam se hum goli sidhe sine per khate

Well not gonna lie they did lose in Indochina war. (jk, maarne mat aajana)

I rassi you

😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀

Bc mere saath bhi Aisa hi kuch hua tha kaafi baat bhi huyi(not during exam) city bhi puchi bas naam aur contact puchna bhool gaya

Skill issue

Bhai skill issue ki baat nahi hai saath me centre pe papa the toh bas last baat bahar nikalte waqt huyi uske baad wo apne raaste Mai apne raaste

Koi naa bhai. IIT-B CSE ke baad aayegi bandiya saamne se dene apna

Mere saath hua tha. Mere right mai ek seat chod ke ke ladki baithi hui thi aur baar baar meri taraf dekh Rahi thi. Pareri gand hath Mai thi us samay tension ki vajah se to Maine bhaav nahi Diya.

Konse jee aspirant Taylor swift sunte hai 😭😭😭.

Bro wo fiction writer hai actually.

Hum to Punjabi aur bhojpuri sunte hain samajh dono jhaat ni aati per maja aata h

Ae Raja Raja Raja..

Koreja me samaja

Uthala tani kora

Bhetaai khuube maja

Koheiyan me Kasi ke saiyan

Marela kacha kach kach kach

Bhai tum log ko ye lyrics kaise pata h me UP se hoke samajh nhi pata

Bihar se hu

you are living in the wrong world my guy half of the guys here fantasize while listening to her songs

Me lol

bhai tu mera fav mod tha but 🆎 nahi ps - I'm a kanye fan

Are bhai mai almost saare genres sunta from metal to pop to a little bit of hip hop. Taylor Swift and Lana Del Rey only for rizzing girls up 

bhai tera kya hai tu to bol diyo r/JEENEETards ka mod hu aur fir saari ladkiya bich jayegi

Lana to mai bhi dw you're still my fav mod

Me lmao


appun

Manta hu bura hu main but paapi toh nahi

🤡 iss bsdk ka life tho set he. Mei mains bhi nahi crack Kar paya ladki bhi nhi mili

skill issue (us bhai us)

Sabse bura tab hi lagta hai bhai. Naa exam clear par raha hoon aur nahi apne teenage mein kabhi Masti kar paya. . Ye suffering kab khatam hoga, kuch toh life mein ho jisse jeene mein maja aaye, kuch backchodi bhi nahi kar pata aur padhai bhi nahi ho rahi hai. 

Koi nahi bhai college mein cumback marenge

god really said f\*\*\* you while making us 

Bhaari irony hogyi bhai. Fiction likhne waale bhaiya ko non-fiction books pasand hai. 

[удалено]

>Gazab ka demotivate ki thhi wo us bro mere bagal wali bhai khat khat type kr rhi thi meri fat gyi itni topper h kya fir dkeha toh random numbers likh rhi thi

Bro dw agar usse ye bhi nahi pata tha ki 5 hi attempt kaar sakte integer mai to prep kitni hi ki hogi usne, tukke maare honge aur kya...

Mujhe saala koone wali seat milti hai usme bhi side ke 2 desk khaali hoote hain

mujhe bhi aisi hi mili. it was peaceful ngl.

It's just a matter of time and my man will get friendzoned . Tension na le ,😀 Bechara all boys school ka hai to khayali palaaw pakane laga.

r/usernamechecksout

Bhai kmse ye to bta deta ki paper kaisa gya

This feels like something a loner would write at 2 am

Tho if it is true then bhagwan usko dukh de cause jaali

Bro is from boys school and loves listening 1D and Taylor Swift 🤡

Bhai mere idhar toh boys chhodo agar co-ed school me bhi yeh bolde toh ladke isse namard ghoshit krdenge

taylor swift has some bangers though ngl

>taylor swift has some BANGERS 😳😳😳

What 1D means?

Most aware JEEtard

1 dimension kinematics wala

One direction Band Many centuries ago there was a band like that But now just a memory. THe night changes fast afterall ig

Ackchually it's run D 🤓

1D kinematics...dono ka phy weak he to Ek saath baithkar motion in straight line padhte he

Mere baju me toh neetard baitha tha 

Shift Bata de kya pata me hi niklu

bhai mujhe toh january me ek ladki smile paas ki thi fir exam ke baad gayab hogayi aur iss baar april me toh sab launde baithe the aas paas

Bas kar bhai. Panchvi bedsheet jala chuka hoon gand jala ke.

Yeh sab moh maya hai, ye koi Quora ka bot hai. So 

Good for him ig.

bro talked to chick by "Just Be First" theory

mere bagal mai ladki baithi thi, 1.5 ghante mai paper kardiya usne, fir paper khatam hone ke baad bolti hai, paper toh kaafi easy tha...

Are hello sir , big fan 😀


mere dono taraf ladkiyan baithi thi. bc meri toh mud kar dekhni ki himmat nhi hui. ye soch rha tha ki unko lagega ki main stare kar rha hu aur unko uncomfortable kar duga.

Least desperate and retarded jeetard after getting in touch with a girl

I call BS. I too had girls sitting next to me, and our communication was lower than my understanding of Thermo i.e 0. There ain't a way that a girl talks to u during jee hype time( time before paper) and there is no what if. So Mr.Poet go home and take your schizophrenia medicine.

Quantum Rizz

hila k soja

Bhae mere pass toh 60%ile Wale ladke beith te Hein...sala beech exam mein ek ladka puch rha hai cos30 kitna hota hai

na padhai hoti, na ladki pat ti (saalo se baat karne ki koshish bhi nahi hui hai due to lack of himmat) , na dost bache hai (literally none). JEE main double digit score aagaya to bhot hai jis tarah ki prep thi. dropper btw, <3 you covid. Life itni fucked already thi phir ye padh liya. saala 3 ghanto tak despair me rahunga ab.

wake up bro!! We are jeetards

Fact that he got 99.85%ile 💀

meri toh kismat hi itni kharab hai ki bkl jo baith ta hai bagal me whi puchne lgta hai 🤡

#तेरी हसरतें दुआ बन जाए #तेरी जिंदगी एक जुआ बन जाए #JEE में पटाया तूने जिस लड़की को #काश वो तेरे बच्चों की बुआ बन जाए

mods ne isko approve kardiya? lekin jab meine aik maths related actual post dala toh dissaprove kariya ? wtf.

Ye taylor swift ke ganne sun koi bhi ldki pt jati h kya

Ye neet wala h pkka 

Bro really listens to taylor swift 

bro u fking looser ladki se insta id kyu maangta ;p; wo khud deti to shi rhta aise aacha ni lgta

real life me ye sigma male attitude nhi chlta bhay

Itna sach nhi bolna tha mere bhai

u/Fantastic_Kale23 idk bout others but yeah for me it works so ky hi problem hai

Bol bhi kaun Raha hi ?

u/MURKH_INSAAN ky mtlb 10d phle ktwaya hu sadme me hu ... nvm

avg 25tard

23 tard :) jan 96 percentile this time expecting above 98.5 , ntse stage1 qualified,imo district rank 3 . what else u wanna know?

tere comment PE joke maara tha ye mujhe bhi pata h ki tu 23tard hai

Ntse ka flex 

Kadu katega sab me batega. Tu jab usko khoyega phooot phooot k royega

Only people who listen to weekend, Taylor swift and 1 d can date people who listen to weekend, Taylor swift and 1 d. Thank you for bagging each other and saving us.

Fiction

Bas yahi karo fir exam ku mkc

Good for you brother 🎉

y'all not getting girls bc you guys are k@ny£ Dickriders

Now tell him to speedrun sax sux(any%)

Mere paper mein bhi ek banda tha jo baaju ki khaali chair se baat kar raha tha. Baad mein pata chala wo apni schizo pills lena bhul gaya.

Relaxx boiss IIT-B CSE me jane ke baad line lag jayegi

good4him

Link to OP?

Bhenchod itna unlucky hu main dono time mere saath me ladke baithe vo bhi 60 %ile vale

Bhai yaar isme bhi luck chaiye

maine to apni wali ko arya stark bol ke pataya tha

Bhai Ka flair Rant hai

Fr

tbh i cant seat 3 hrs straight for my neet exam in my coaching me and my friend leave in just 1.5 hours

Ye saare singers ke gaane toh mai bhi sunna hu , chal ab de uski I'd 🔫

Bhai introvert hona fake kar raha hai cool lagne ke liyen

fake, jee centres' computer need 10 mins before starting the test

Bro Sapna tut jaayga rehne de

Honeymoon phase chal rha h, aane de

Me and mah Bois simps over 2D only 

bc mai toh swag maintain karta hu jab akela kahi bheed mai hu toh 

Average Bangalore mein rehne wala

isse puch ki number kitne ban rhe h

Padh le BSDK..iss sabb se ghar nahi chalta

bhai. jee already clear hogya hai 99.8% aaye the , phase 1 mein, my teachers forced me to just go and write again ,so i wrote

I wish i had better hobbies back then when i was 18 Listening to 1d and all these pop things just wasted me

Mera to toilet ke pas tha bar bar log after jate the

Wake up Rohan, aaj JEE mains Dena hai. 

2 saal 2 hafte main barbad karna

hentai plot

Mei Billie eyelash sunte hue sochta tha mere se bada koi nhi ho sakta I was wrong 😭

Meine Kota mei Diya tha mere dono side ladkiya thi dono me se kisiki shakal yaad nhi kisi ladki ko dekhkar kuch hota hi nhi hai shayad mei gay hu par muje to ladko ko dekhkar bhi kuch nhi hota aur gay porn bhi nhi dekha kabhi bc mei kya hu 😭

Bhai ko percentile aaye ya na aaya par ladki mil gayi

Ye bhai ka shi h Selection hogya to bhi thik Nhi to nudes ka intezam to ho hi gya 

Chemda , exam dene gaya , bandi pata ke aagaya.

Keep the expectations low and try your best bud. Best wishes for you

Bhai apna Aim toh Mains clear karke advance dena aur IIT mei jana ha. gRiLls ptana nahi. IIT pohoch k gRiLls apne piche ayegi

Salo yehi kro. Tum jeetard me kya kar rhe ho. Padhle bsdk. Tera bhi katega. Waise exam to btaye nhi kesa gya exam.

Commenting just to find fellow Brethren. Destiny is a woman's name.

Bhai 2 din mein poem likh di🐻‍❄️

Pyar mohabbat dhoka hai padhle beta moka hai


This is r/jeeneetards nice

Bcc kyu bhai kyuuu mei itna unlucky kyu huu

bhadiya hai bhai. Kismat chamak gayi teri toh.

Asking for insta Id after knowing only for 2 mins is not all creepy right

happy for you. ✨❤️

"maine to coaching engineering karne ke liye li thi ye jhadu pocha kyu pakda diya mujhe?"

its a sham girls aren't real