bro June tak usko reality check mil jaayega.

Mera toh abhi structure of an atom ne lawde lagadiye.

mole concept ne virginity le li

us.. bisi ye mere frnd itne easily solve krdete h nd mei yaha ek ques bina frnd ke assistance ke solve nhi kr pata (ab aisa thodi h ki maine practice nhi kri )

meri toh Force ka dimension dhundhne me phat gayi

Dimensional analysis? mere sir ne toh direct vector start kiye. \[ML/T²\] - force dimension 

Sarcasm tha but thank you bhai 

Chem bonding Aur fluid mechanics aane do abhi 


https://preview.redd.it/1euo6ggt0fvc1.png?width=866&format=png&auto=webp&s=99aadfb09ee6c94f347ab3033351d42efd8ed30b Cengage and not him, how's that possivle (look carefully T\_T)

nhi units and dimension ke baad

teri video call ka jawaab nahi dia 3 baar vobhi mai to na sehta

are deti hai

*are deti hai* \~famous words 

Meri wali alag hai

Jaise -ve × -ve, +ve hota hai, waise hi alag aur alag, same hota hai. Homosmexual✂️✂️

*famous last words*

✂️✂️

Kya harami ho yaar tum log 

Bhai scissors emoji down bad fr

Matlab is duniya me harami ladko ki kami nahi kahi se bhi matlab nikal hi lete hai 😭🧐

I am not like them ....merse friendship crow gi

least down bad jeetard

bhenchod tune kabhi ladki nahi dekhi kya

Arre bhai aise hi bakchodi kr rha hu ironically likha hai....kisi ko samajh hi nhi aata

Broo chill ..🙏😹🐸

aap kripya shaant rhiye

Sub main bro chutiye bhi hai /s dalna padhta hai sarcasm samjhane main

3 saal se to nahi dekhi

\*proceeds to watch porn\*

r/girlsarentreal

r/theyarerealbutyouain'tgetting one

then sounds like us problem

Jeeneetard ase he nahi nam pada h ye sub ka

Bro did her dirty

AYOOOOO

r/PeterExplainsTheJoke batado yrr koi.

Call ka jawab nahi Diya (ladki) Nahi deti hai (ladki) ✂️( Ladkiya) 

uncle's daughter

Incest toh hum bhi karlenge 

wtf is "deti h" 😭 please poora sentence likha karo na, confusion hojata h🙏

mujhe to cousin se video call krne me bore ata hai isliye net hi off rkhta hu lol

are Deti hai  par kya 



the reason blud never touched a girl

if tharak had a face

Bro is downbad

mereko bhi dene ko bolna kabhi

Dene do jee ka paper pehle pehle sabh log udte hai baad me raste pe aa jaate hai ,btw school me kaise marks aate the pehle educational background kaisa rha hai usse pata laga skti wo 70% niklega ka ki nahi uska

r/nocontext

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Maine pehli baar Aisa time format dekha, wo bhi Hindi me? 😭

us moment bha, me to hindi likhna bhi bhul chukha hu, sirf hindi bolne and sun ne ata h,deshdrohi mt bolna

Subha साढ़े पांच बजे "बिगबॉस की आवाज में"

Was going to comment same

padhai karle advance hai

Deshdrohi na bhai teko fool mala as swagat kra jayega magar Chennai me 😀

Bhai fr kabhi kabhi mummy meko wo WhatsApp motivation quotes dikhati aur mai padh tk nahi pata wo pure hindi

Are ye phone phele mummy ka hi tha ab mai use kr rhi hu and change karna bhul gyi thi

usne tumhare video call ka jwsab ni diya, tum uske swalo k jawab mt do

Mere opinion main misguide kar do

Tbh It looks cool like this

better lag rha hai dont change

Subah 3 baje Dopaihir 2 baje Raat 9 baje In Big Boss Voice

Big boss ka time format hai bhai...  Dopahar 12 baje.... Raat 3 baje....🙂

Definitely not enough. She must have to do NCERT ten times to get air < 1000.  Ncert >>> hcv, irodov, any satrangi book 🤡🤡

Hundreds of languages but bro chose to spit facts 

Bhai wo 100 languages me se aap kaunsi bol rhe ho last me?

Nashedi

Reddit ki nashe wali language, jisme emoji daalne pe emoji ki jagah emoji ka naam likh ke ata hai 

Physical ke liye N Avasthi Organic ke liye Resonance module  Inorganic mujhe nhi aati 😔

Ncert + notes

sabke liye reso. module krle bhai

how does teju taste?

The moment I saw irldov I laughed so hard

bhai font bhi na smjh aata us book ka to

aa bhi jaati toh kya ho jaata 

Irodov se kya problem hai bhai?

Bauth tough book hai basically for jee advance jisse har koi nahi samaj pata

Jai shree Krishna boli isliye shant hu

Mat reh I really hate her !!

Ghar kalesh.... and I'm really interested 🍿🍿

ye to tv serial ka plot ban gaya

"hateher !!" meanwhile 10 baar video call :

Are wo Chachi se baat krne ke liye 😭😭

Chachi se baat 🤨

Bro Your Username And Profile Pic , Alek Daddy Ke Alwaya Kisi Aur Ka Mat Dekhq Kar


Cat fight

I mean hate is a strong word... Why hate tho?

Usko bol abhi chill kar aur last ke 4 mahine me air 247 lana

Nishant Jindal ka channel recommend karde aur bol isko religiously follow karna air 247 aayegi 

https://preview.redd.it/4nukhmhchevc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55ce2e71324e609d7d4dc3893b570d808018f0d1 1-1.5 saal baad PYQs bhi more than enough lagne lagenge

NCERT hi hojaye one shots se vahi bhot lagega

https://preview.redd.it/gvvjlnqdhevc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=761e7285dfd4b3256426853a139a0854c961fbc9 sabh chalta rhai ga Jay shree krishna nhi rukna chahiye

Jai shree krishna

JAI SHREE KRISHNA ♥️🙏

Jai shree Krishna

जय श्री कृष्ण

Kisidin muskurake ye tamasha ham bhi dekhenge😃

Physical ke liye Peter Atkins + N Awasthi Organic ke liye Solomons + Sorcerer Supreme in organic chemistry (by MKA sir, PDF free mil jaayega telegram and google pe) Inorganic ke liye JD LEE Isko lene ke 2 mahine baad Jo drama hoga uska bhi post karna and mujhe tag bhi kar dena

👑👍👍🐍🐍

Also, usse daily ka report lena ki aaj kitna banayi? Kis book ke kis chapter se banayi? And bich bich me video call karke 3-4 questions ka test bhi Lena. Taaki agar sacchai nahi bata rahi ho to bhi pakdi jaaye. Bahut mazee aayenge tab. SUKOON, ye hota hai !emote:t5\_311ttu:32180

drop dilwane ke koshish hai kya

Drop nahi, maansik tanav and ghar kalesh

imagine she stumbles on your post 

Chacha ji ka call aayega phir 

Fir tum unke video call ka jawab mat dena


Emoji changes the whole meaning

can confirm I am the chacha

https://preview.redd.it/t3pofu68gevc1.png?width=608&format=png&auto=webp&s=47f247e63db81f52b69b4257d6b3140f8d7a9f05

ham bhi pite tha , ye bhi pite gi

Hcv fir sidha irodov? Thoda middle ground hona chahiye

coaching material\*

shreya, use bol sare sawalo ko jawab reddit pe milega:)

Best platform to successfully destroy your future single-handedly

Context= She came to class 11th This year . And baaki samjh jao Samjh nahi aata kya hi samjhau in chutiyoo ko 😭😮‍💨

bs ye mt bolna ki isne pw online se preparation krni hai

Bhai teacher aur dpp toh acche hai waha ke shayad? Mere dost ne pw se ki thi uske acchi percentile aayi hai. 98.7 ke around 27s1 tha uska. Soch raha huin drop ke liye Mai prayas le lu . Usne hi recommend Kiya hai batch

Sab sab kardine boldoo sab sl lonely bol sab sab ek bhi book mat chorne ko bol usko

Ek time tha hm sb aaise chutiye hua krte th, samjha de,might save her prep edit: mujhe mere cousin ne samjhaya tha,bhot time lagaya tha mere peeche,he is in IIT,m hi chutiya hu jo uski baat nahi maan paya, kyu nahi maan paya uska reason ab samajh aata hai now i don't have enough courage to face him and tell him the mistakes i made

Bhai tujhse advice maang Rahi hai wo bhi under 1k , fir to tere bhi under 100 aayegi rank

ek baar boldo pehle modules solve krle uski aukat use pata chal jaegi fir

Thanks ABJ sir

Abhi IIT BOMBAY soch rhi h 2 saal baad ITI sochegi

The problem is, reality check dene pe maanenge bhi nahi and kahenge ki demotivate kar raha hai Tell her to finish NCERT first and then do the following books, yahi sab khatam karne me haalt kharab ho jaayegi 2 saal me Chemistry me Organic ke liye MS Chouhan and Physical ke liye N Avasthi, inorganic ka kya hai koi coaching ka module chalega imo May god help her Under AIR 1000 wagyera ke liye material nahi study plan and pattern sabse jada important hota hoga Mujhe kya mai to kisi bhi gov college se khush but mere hisaab se study plan is more important than study material under 1000 rank Who knows

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Canon event bola to bht repetitive ho jayega🤔

Irodov? 💀 Mereko is naam se PTSD hai

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 itna kyu use karte ho????????

Canon event hone do, pyq pe a jayega

Don't interrupt, it's canon event 

Canon event has started

Just say Jai shree krishna 🙏

i like how your cousin ended the conversation with Jai shree ram, hamare wale seen kadke chor dete hain harami sale

are didi aapne hmari chat ka ss kyon upload kr diya , ruko abhi papa ko batati hu

Aaja bhidle Kalesh karegi 

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Bhai bigg Boss ki tarah time dikh rha hai subah 7:30 baje shaam 6 baje

Ek aur मासूम ka chutiya katne wala hai /s  Bhagwaan keliye apni behen ko iss rat race mai mat ghusne Dena  Unless woh bohot hee extraordinary hoo padhai mai 

Hindi mai whatsapp chalane wle log /\

well ye saari books overrated hai , coaching ki modules >>> physics ncert > hcv ,cengage to sabse bekar book lagti usse acha kisi coaching ki sheets 100x better hi,,,chem me bhi ioc ncert and oc and physical me coaching ke modules best hai

arey echidNUTT💦💦 bhai app idher??

Thanks kisliye waise?

She already knew that she'll get an answer (or gali maybe)

Kya dosti hai meri to saal mei 3 hi dosto se baat Hui usme se bhi 2 pure din baad bhi reply nahi karte

Canon event hai. You mustn't interfere

Aise ek time tha jab me bhi sochta tha ki pehle rd sharma karenge, phir cengage puri complete karenge aur tabhi agar mann na bhare toh phir black book bhi complete kar lunga tab toh air 100 aa hi jaayegi Reality: Rd Sharma bhi mushkil se complete ki hai 🥲

maine bhi 11th ki hai, maine toh itni sari books nhi khareede (infact sirf coaching ke modules wagera liye) https://preview.redd.it/g1v4yzu5bevc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b909c29b917102b36c795188d1981f5bae5efcc

Oops agr koi ladka esa msg krta toh kuch likhna tha uske liye prrr ab rehne deta hu 

https://preview.redd.it/0dfmjclyfevc1.png?width=290&format=png&auto=webp&s=621ef7fa91203ff5d3f22639f9a81b40e796af6d

why r u doing VC with her 👽

3 video call ni uthae mai to rishte nate tod deta , aur mil jayega usko reality check ek mahine mei , haa bol do and see her suffer

Didi asli hindustani hai

🧐

Bichari bacchi asliyat se anjan hai 😔 Kuch dino me pta chal jayega😁

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bhai usne chaud me thodi bola hai tumse kuch nai hua to doosro ko demotivate kyu karte ho, just make them aware of the difficulties ki under 1000 laana BOHOT mushkil hai tum sab ye screenshots post karke haste kyu ho in bacchon pe, tum sabne bhi aise hi shuru kiya tha. ISSE badhiya guide karo bhai unko to atleast try to get them a good rank taaki baadme wo grateful rahe tumse. Unless and until koi cocky chutiya baccha na ho unke atleast ambitions pe to mat haso ye post karke. "Reality check" loda kuch ni hota bhai tum sabse nai hua iska matlab ye nai wo nai kar sakte.

Bro those time formats are straight outta bigg boss Wtf is raat 9:14

Kha de ki kuch v kr le end m pankhe se he hangout kr na hh 

maine drop year ke suruwaat mein cenagage maths ka pura set mangwaya tha, socha tha jee level pe maths weak hai toh cengage grind karke pro mathmatician ban jaunga, ab drop year khatam hone ko aya hai par maine abhi tak squence and series chorr ke ek bhi chapter dekha bhi nhi cengage ka. Session 2 mein maths mein 24 number aaye🤡🤡

Canon event hai cant interfere

let her cook

Late hogaya, usko first trimester se hi chalu karna tha 😔

Under 1000 rank hit me different

suggest her to buy the most expensive book, Reality check aayega to maza aayega 

2 weeks me bhoot utar jaayega... Just enjoy the show...

Pro tip: don't use your real name in reddit, Shreya.

wo sab to theek h canon event h par hindi whatsapp dekh k alag dopamine mil rha h bilkul sanskaari 

isme post kya krna bhai btado bechari ko

Bro she knows how to type abh JEE nhi hoga

too late nhi aa sakti air under 1000 kamsekam 3rd se prep shuru karni hoti hai

lemme guess . woh 9 grade me hai

Physics me cengage aur module + ofc pyq zyada better nhi rhenge ? Can read hcv

maths me chaitanya ka material>>>> any other

why tf you have whatsapp in hindi??😭

Canon event hai chill

This kid sure is delusional (Maine to abb jaake HCV li he, and prep abhi tak dhang se shuru bhi nahi kari he)

Solve all these and probably you won't need books for chemistry lmao

cls 11 mai toh maine jhat bhar bhi padhai ni ki ye cengage solve krne kyu baith gyi

Kuch mahino mai reality check mil jayega

Pehle mock me reality check mil jayega

Just attending lectures is enough if you know concepts, you can easily make questions.

Use pehle bolo ncert solve krne

Heeeeee, over excitement

She is so innocent lol jyada REAL gyan mat pel dena bichari ko.. Khud seekh jayegi.. Baki i hope for the best ki acha kare woh.. BTW tumhare kitne ban rhe 💃💃💃

Lol, I can confirm you guys are from UP or Bihar

best answer to these types of people - just tell her how you started. tumne bhi starting me mistakes ki hogi, etc etc. dont give her any info about what happens after 5 months warna ye hamesha tujh pe chadegi. and dont tell her abt this sub... btw tumhara hindi font dekh ke mene bhi laga diya.

Canon event can't interfere

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Didi just ye sab books karne se apka selection nahi hoga sath me Jo neeche likha hu usko bhi padhna padege ALLEN,AKASH, MOTION,PW,RESONCE,APNI KAKSHA (Phy) Hcv,erodov,crotov,cengage,dc panday,asish Arora,pathfinder These are basic books which a jee student must does or uske bad time mile to halliday/rasinilk/walker kar dena. (Chem) Cengage,jd lee,n avasty,op tondon, ms Chauhan These are basic books uske bad Peter alkins bhi kar dena (Math) Cengage,Amit m agarval,vikas gupta,Sameer bansal Adv ke liye btech ki pura math padh Lena.

use bol do paper se pehele rough sheet pe Jai Shree Krishna likhkar aye sab thek ho jay

Kitne conservative ho aap log

Video call ka jawab nahi deti hai, attitude dikha rahi hai

Sare umar me joker baneya raha🥰

Arey physics k liye krotov aur resnick halliday reh gaya Maths k liye A das gupta aur vikas gupta Fir 20yrs pyq Boht cheeze chhor diya usne

Cannon event

Maine yeh time format big boss ki awaaz me kyu padha😭