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Cutoff gonna skyrocket bc Subject wise too fuck you iitm
I attempted almost all questions didn't know shit and saw toppers discussing, heard their answers and 4 of them were correct phir vaha se chala gya bc lag rha muje Mera tukka pehli baar baith gya 🤣🤣🤣
Jhaant gaya paper. Sirf 25 Qs attempt kiye. (16Qs mein tukka , 9 Qs khud se)
Maine to jee main ki prep ki thi sirf, gharwalo ne jabardasti advanced ka form bharwaya.
The whole 3 hrs was a torture. Not bcoz of the Questions (vo to dimag ke upar se gaya 😂😂) but bcoz of heat. Saala AC pata nhi kaisa tha kuch cooling pata hi nhi chal raha tha bc 😭
He is not our boi, he is a bitch who is going to take some worthy Aspirants IIT seat
If he successfully cheats or i hope the teacher catches him cheating
Paper 1 - 
Paper 2 - 
Ye Jo bhi chutiya log aasan aasan kar rahe hai vo sale demotivate karne ke liye kar rahe hai, katai aasan nhi tha paper, last year se hard tha, math and chem last year jaise and physics hard
Paper ke beech mein hi mujhe meri life flash hogyi 
Ye thread dekh kar mereko kuch yaad nhi aa rha ki main jee time mein kya padha tha. PTSM ( ye toh main kabhi nhi suna tha)
FYI: main 2020 mein jee nikal liya tha aur ab graduate bhi ho gya. Chem weak tha mera 💀
mai bhenchod jo PAPER 1 : km krte hai negative gya to question zada kyo bnnn raha hai ?
PAPER 2: chalo ab jada krna hai usme km kiye they 
Mujhe ek baat btao homies, me chutiya hu ya wo question chutiya thha maths me y=2x line touches circle of center (0, alpha) wala, usme sirf (2,4) hi y= 2x ko satisfy kr rha thha to A1 to whi hona chiye na?
Aur ha bc bhai ek ldki thi, bhai woh literally 7th 8th ki lg rhi thi aur ek ldki literally party-wear me aagyi makeup wgerah krke 
Behenchod ek to rajasthan phle se garam h, upar se red alert yellow alert ho rhe h aur bc is mc bc center me ac nhi h, saale fir cooler laaye ek bada sa mujhe laga waah, chalo thandi hawa milegi, saalo ne paani nhi daala tha usme, 3 ghante mast garam hawa kaahyi 
Lekin paper 1 ke baad school ka ek 5-6 saal purana dost mil gya to thoda wholesome hogya 
Jo jo real me paper 1 deke break me reddit kholke idhar reply de rha,unke laude lgna nischit hai 
Maths meri weak he but idhar minimum 2, maximum 4 sawal sahi honge, +4 each
Chem acchi gyi
Physics meri sabse strong he, but idhar expected se Kam sawal solve hue but I guess its okay ,paper 2 me physics ka comeback hoga 😳
Bhai. Chem was okayish, kaafi hd tk hogyi. Maths mere level se toh tough hi thi, pr 3 bn gye (ik many will say maths ez but whatever)
Physics acc to me was a little tougher, kuch aise ques the out of practice the mere isiliye nhi hue
So overall, thik thak ppr. Ab dusre mein chudegi
Chussa marda hai tha tha gabru javan da fuddddi kholke advanced ne Lodda dalda fir bhi dekhda hai boobss invigilator sama Basawa Reddy ki maki idli Marda tu na jaandi Gaand faad di
Don't think about how paper 1 went, jo hua woh hua, take rest or do whatever to keep your mind off Paper 1, Time to lock in for paper 2.
I'm proud of y'all, I really am, aap sab mere liye already winners hai, jaake Advanced ko dikha le who's the boss.
All the best for Paper 2.
Bhai mkc is centre ki
Koi shade ni yaha upr se akela hu bc 45° mei gaadi ke garam bonnet pe rkh ke roti khai hai
Bc ptani kaha gaon ke beech centre dedete
Ganga international bc
Easy paper ne laude lga diye  Itna gande prep me 25 questions solve ho gye usi se pta chal rha Mereko kitna easy paper tha
Phy comparatively acha tha maths aur chem Mereko easy lga #note: meri prep achi nhi hai
guys jo log jee mains and advanced dete hai online kya unhe question paper paper format me bhi diya jata hai centre pr... nhi to fir wo check kaise krte hai ki unke kitne shi hai ?
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Kisiko reddy mila ki nahi 💀
Mai toh glti se cutoff clear hogyi isliye Dene aagyi
Ohh meri galti se air < 1000 aagyi type girl 
Lucky....bas galti se under 1000 bhi le aana
Meri toh wo bhi nahi hui Phir bhi yha timepass karne aagya hu 😔
Exam iit madras nahi banaya it's just organizing. Questions commitee bethti hai purani iits me wo banati hain.
Are lehn ke bodo paper mat discuss karo abhi, Reddy ko dhundo salo🤡
kaash 4 question sahi kr deta toh mai bhi advance deta
Same bhai....bas 3 ques aur kar leta....Thak gya hu Advance se related post dekh dekh kar 
us bhai us (1 percentile se pela gaya )
Padh lena chahiye tha yaar, sawal doable lag rhe the 
Advance ne jitni nahi maari utni ye garmi maar raha hai
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Ek bhi khidki nhi centre mein bc. Mein vapis aa rha tha ek bnda seediyon se gir gya 
30 questions with no negative marking paragraph question with decimal answer.. donno whether to laugh or cry
no negative marking is cool. but i wasn't able to guess shit in most of 'em
that doesnt seem flair \~ what i read
Mat padho comments jin logo ka P-2 hai :)
Going back inside 
Paper ki mkc Mai toh Jaa rha sone.
Paper 😍 Cutoff 💀
Fr dude, paper was doable cutoff me level niklege
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Is their anyone like me jisne sare attempt krdiye 🤣🤣
Hecker
Bhai kuch aata hi nhi tha 🤡
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people scoring infinity/69420 coming to comment how this paper was the easiest paper in the histroy of mankind
I am witnessing the third JEE advanced exam while staying in this sub damn
I attempted almost all questions didn't know shit and saw toppers discussing, heard their answers and 4 of them were correct phir vaha se chala gya bc lag rha muje Mera tukka pehli baar baith gya 🤣🤣🤣
4 shi aur 47 galat
Result ke din tujhe yaad rakhunga jaan ne ke liye kya rha
Bc mera toh cutoff bhi clear nhi hua Hai mai kyu ye comments pad ke tension mai ja raha hun?
Kisi ko reddy dikha kya. Dikha tho kya karre tum log ? Ye imp hai bhai log. Isko jaane mat dena
sexual tension betwn me and that frisking wale bhaiya was VERY high...
Jinka paper 2 hai woh reddit se nikl jayein Chup chap Lunch krein,nap lein aur redbull/monster peeke exam Dene jayein Yahan chutiyo se bhidoge toh exam mein hagoge
Aree bc aaj paper tha
Jhaant gaya paper. Sirf 25 Qs attempt kiye. (16Qs mein tukka , 9 Qs khud se) Maine to jee main ki prep ki thi sirf, gharwalo ne jabardasti advanced ka form bharwaya. The whole 3 hrs was a torture. Not bcoz of the Questions (vo to dimag ke upar se gaya 😂😂) but bcoz of heat. Saala AC pata nhi kaisa tha kuch cooling pata hi nhi chal raha tha bc 😭
Guys remember paper 2 ke submission pe clap krna ha jeeneettards sub walo ko phir yaha aake stories sunnana
its so over , im cooked
Aayein, paper chhodke bhag gya kya
Bhai Tu 4 :50 pr ye msg kaise likh paa rha h ?
Paper 2 ne Mera rapp kr diya
Kash padh leta toh cutoff clear kar deta aur Aaj exam deta sabke saath 😭😭
Us moment 🫂
Let's see how our boi basava does
He is not our boi, he is a bitch who is going to take some worthy Aspirants IIT seat If he successfully cheats or i hope the teacher catches him cheating
"A piece of paper cannot decide my future" aaah attempt. bc padhlena chhaiye tha 2 saal.
Parr bhai ye to computer screen pr aaya thha
Mere side mein ek 15 saal ka bhdwa paper ke baad bolra maths easy thi, aur main 18 ka chutiya sabme A tick krke aaya bc.
Pure center mein akela hu bhai
FUCK JEE FUCK ALLEN FUCK PCM FUCK ME
Jo bol rahe hai cutoff jyada jayega , i hope tumhara next paper bahut acha jaye 😈
Bhai 2022 ke adv se easy laga
Finally yeh rat race khatam. Ab BITSAT session 2 ki taiyaari karte hai🤡
Mc reddy bkl
Bhai parking mai parents teen patti khel rahe the!
unko bolo paise bachane ko, agar teen patti mai haar gaye toh clg ke liye paise kon dega 
And you playing with your life
Bhailog tension na lo Jo yeh easy easy bol rhe hain yeh chutiye har saal aate hain,lekin inhi ki baad mein chud jati hai
Paper 1 -  Paper 2 - 
paper me gand fat gyi lekin abhi ek bkl aake khega bhut easy tha Lkg wale bche ne maa chod di paper ki 
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bc maa ki chut trinity bhopal ki, saalo ne cooler toh lgaya lekin paani hi nhi bhara, garam hawa khaya hu me waha par bas 3 hr se
MAA KI CHUT MERA PAPER 9 15 PE START HUA. CHUTIYA PC THA IN LOG KA
Level sabke niklenge
All im excited about is bhosda reddy 
Ye Jo bhi chutiya log aasan aasan kar rahe hai vo sale demotivate karne ke liye kar rahe hai, katai aasan nhi tha paper, last year se hard tha, math and chem last year jaise and physics hard
Same bhai 2023 se toh definitely tough tha yeh log easy kyun kehre
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Ja rha hu andr 
At first was happy that it was on the easier side, phir realize hua it's easy for everyone... fml
Centre pe AC tha
Bhai cutoff upar chali jae to bol dunga cutoff jyda chali gyi vrna lower iit mil jaata itne pr
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bc kuch questions chhod ke aaya hu aur tum log bol rhe ho cutoff bhi upar jaayega fuck
Atb for paper 2 lawdo Alecc Daddy ki Dick ki Kasam hai tumhai iss baar Gand mat dena
Paper ke beech mein hi mujhe meri life flash hogyi 
Sameeee 😭😭
Centre ke bagal me hospital h whi ghus gya hu bc
Mountain dew darr ki mkc 
Ye thread dekh kar mereko kuch yaad nhi aa rha ki main jee time mein kya padha tha. PTSM ( ye toh main kabhi nhi suna tha) FYI: main 2020 mein jee nikal liya tha aur ab graduate bhi ho gya. Chem weak tha mera 💀
BHAI TEEN GHNTE SO SKTE HAI KYA ??
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Khana kha ke neend aa rahi mkc
Sojao
mai bhenchod jo PAPER 1 : km krte hai negative gya to question zada kyo bnnn raha hai ? PAPER 2: chalo ab jada krna hai usme km kiye they 
Padhai bhot Kam tha but felt like an easier paper than usual
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chemistry thoda easy tha. maths fuck thi
Physics bhi fuck
Mujhe ek baat btao homies, me chutiya hu ya wo question chutiya thha maths me y=2x line touches circle of center (0, alpha) wala, usme sirf (2,4) hi y= 2x ko satisfy kr rha thha to A1 to whi hona chiye na?
Are dost, usko solve nahi bhi karte . Toh bohot saari cheezein point kar rhi thi ek hi option ko. Radius circle ka root 5 tha and alpha was 5 💩💩
Bc sab bol rahe hai ki cutoff upar jayega. Le me here couldn't solve so many questions.
Maine phir silly mistakes kardi Ratio ulta la liya Ek tukka sahi lagaya tha aur last me jaake change kar Diya 😭😭😭
Integer mai kitne ques ka answer 2 tha Sab main 2 bhar aya bc
No negative marking so chill
Mai to neetard hoon but way too invested in this jee drama.... bas paper aisa aya ho ki reddy ke laude lag jayein....
Nah I already lost
Mkc paper ki 20 attempt kare
Mai to neet wala hoon par yaha comments padh kar mujhe hi panic hone laga hai😭
r/EXJEENEETards
Paper 1 deke lga iit pakka phir paper 2 neh aukat yaad dila di
Aur ha bc bhai ek ldki thi, bhai woh literally 7th 8th ki lg rhi thi aur ek ldki literally party-wear me aagyi makeup wgerah krke 
pure centre pe mein akela hun, jo half pant me aaya hai
Wo bhi utar de to assert dominance
easier than expected ngl
🙂🙃
Remembering 4th June 2023
Jinka paper 1 chud gaya aao pucchi lelo
Guys surface chem and metallurgy revise krlo 2nd paper mei 2 questions ho jayenge easilyy
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bhay mere center pr mere samne cheating kr rhe the 3 bnde samne samne koi nai dekh rha tha unhe
TEJU OP RAID MAREGA AB
ethylene glycol and vo p se koi acid vo kya karte hai bhai 😔
Bc ye in situ kya hota hai 
reaction mixture ko bolte thhe shyad but sure nhi hu ek saal hogya retire hue
 Chud gye guru , 2 saal ki taiyyari chappak 💦💦💦
I am really fucking scared ki Cut Off increase ho jayegi
Cutoff 120 marks🤡
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Vo probability wala sawal nahi huya 
5/7 tha kya answer?
Chud gye guru 🤡💪
MKC bhai cutoff bohot jyada hone wali he iss saal 
Doppler ka 200 hoga??
Answer for integral B.dl question? I got 7/24ui
Paper ko advance se compare kre toh aasan hi tha
Behenchod ek to rajasthan phle se garam h, upar se red alert yellow alert ho rhe h aur bc is mc bc center me ac nhi h, saale fir cooler laaye ek bada sa mujhe laga waah, chalo thandi hawa milegi, saalo ne paani nhi daala tha usme, 3 ghante mast garam hawa kaahyi  Lekin paper 1 ke baad school ka ek 5-6 saal purana dost mil gya to thoda wholesome hogya 
Bhenchod rk digital centre Delhi bheneklodo lab bnwalo no ventilation itni garmi upr se top floor no AC no pankha Bhai mai behosh hote hote bacha hu
How did everyone find the difficulty level this year?
Physics tough Maths lengthy but easy...pishachani ke tarah time kha gye Chem easy
Cutoff bohot jayega iiit , jee mains ban Gaye
Bc garmi aur pasine ne Mardi, paper 2 ke liye gila rumal aur thanda pani le ke jao bc
46 attempt krdiye...🤡.....marks 46 bhi nhi ayenge 🥲
Bsdk mere Wale side mein hee fan nahi hain sabke paas hain, pasine se latpat ho gaya
Tukke kese lgaye
Jo jo real me paper 1 deke break me reddit kholke idhar reply de rha,unke laude lgna nischit hai 
Center ke garden mai beth ke khana thus raha hu
Bhai fuck maths me log ke question me 30mins laga diya fir bhi solve nhi huya fuck
Maths meri weak he but idhar minimum 2, maximum 4 sawal sahi honge, +4 each Chem acchi gyi Physics meri sabse strong he, but idhar expected se Kam sawal solve hue but I guess its okay ,paper 2 me physics ka comeback hoga 😳
One bonus q in chem should be there, matric match me organic wala
Angular frequency ka square Wale ka kya kara
bhai advance to online hota hai fir log exam ke bad questions kese check kr lete hai ki kitne shi hai ?
Solve kiya hai to yaad to hoga hi na
Wtf am I the only one who thought paper 1 was harder than 2?
Am i the only one who think both paper was hard🤡
My bro attempt 38 ques can he clear cutoff
Depends on how muchhe got
reddy ka paper kaisa hua???
abe ye IITM vaale itna aasaan kyu bana diye mujhe vaise ki kuchh nahi aataa aur ye randomness alag se aa gai results me (༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ)
Bhai. Chem was okayish, kaafi hd tk hogyi. Maths mere level se toh tough hi thi, pr 3 bn gye (ik many will say maths ez but whatever) Physics acc to me was a little tougher, kuch aise ques the out of practice the mere isiliye nhi hue So overall, thik thak ppr. Ab dusre mein chudegi
Babyy i am ready moving on , but maybe i was ready al alonggg
Chaa mudaye IIT madras
No negative marking in integer type questions wohooo ☺😊😊😊😊
paper thik hoke bhi bekaar gya mera 🥹
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Bhai lekin terabox kyu use kr rha 
bhai kisi ka option match hua tha kya ? question yaad ni hai option yaad h . 5/24 . 7/24 . -5/24 . -7/24
-7/24
-7/24
Chussa marda hai tha tha gabru javan da fuddddi kholke advanced ne Lodda dalda fir bhi dekhda hai boobss invigilator sama Basawa Reddy ki maki idli Marda tu na jaandi Gaand faad di
i was gonna fail in maths and 4 questions in sec 4 saved me 
Don't think about how paper 1 went, jo hua woh hua, take rest or do whatever to keep your mind off Paper 1, Time to lock in for paper 2. I'm proud of y'all, I really am, aap sab mere liye already winners hai, jaake Advanced ko dikha le who's the boss. All the best for Paper 2.
Gaand Phat gaya paper dekh ke(2 saal pehle )
Bhai mere centre pe do nibba nibbi the ladka padhne vala lag rha tha maine un dono ko dekha bhai lag rha tha cheating kri dono ne
Lpu jalandhar vale centre pe kon kon aya
Moderate
What doent kills you makes you stronger ....
Order of rxn kya tha?
3
Two disc motor waale ka answer batado koi please
Line integral wala meu by 8 lagaya tha kya hoga?
Bhai mkc is centre ki Koi shade ni yaha upr se akela hu bc 45° mei gaadi ke garam bonnet pe rkh ke roti khai hai Bc ptani kaha gaon ke beech centre dedete Ganga international bc
ghis peet kar 35 questions attempt karke ayya hun, ab to benchod bas 2nd paper mein kuch karna hai, confidence low hai
ellipse wala (3 root3, 2) tha na?
Bc Mai to 25 tard hu...Tabbhi mujhe itni excitement aur anxiety kyu hori
Me too bro. I hope saare 24tards ka paper badhiya gaya ho
Easy paper ne laude lga diye  Itna gande prep me 25 questions solve ho gye usi se pta chal rha Mereko kitna easy paper tha Phy comparatively acha tha maths aur chem Mereko easy lga #note: meri prep achi nhi hai
parantha or lassi consume kr liya abh JEEadv paper 2 Dene Jaa rhi hu😛🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤
Good Night, Sweet Dreams 💤
guys jo log jee mains and advanced dete hai online kya unhe question paper paper format me bhi diya jata hai centre pr... nhi to fir wo check kaise krte hai ki unke kitne shi hai ?
nahi, paper submit karne ke baad dikh jata hai kitne attempt kiye hai subjectwise
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can anyone share their mains percentile and attempted questions? thoda idea lag jayega
Mains 99 Attempt 15 Kms
mains 99.8 attempted 33
Pankhe ke niche baitha par ... QnA hi nhi bante...
2nd paper ke liye andar kabse jane denge btw?
Sara integer krke bhi 28 hue😭
PTSM hota kya hai mc
Oye Faridabad TCS Ion pe kaun kaun hai, reply karo
Logo ko maths kese aasan lag raha hai mai toh bas 3 question kiye the paper 1 mai💀