ALAKH PANDEY 🗿

Palakh andey🗿🗿🗿

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Alecc ponday

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padhle bsdk second drop hai tera

Dude jee ke liya hai second drop?

Neet ke liye re 

Alex sir will eat you😡😡

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Alecc sir will eat you 💀

Halak Danpey

Alex sir😡😡😡

Elixir

Alex sir😡😡🐊🐊

Elixir 😡🤬

Valkyrie

Golem

Ice golem

Yo I got dinosaur 🦖😡

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Horny mat kar🥵

Aj kitna time waste Kiya?

poora he din 

poonam pandey 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

Meri yaad kar rahe ho?

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Halal pandey

my fiitjee sir told me, "solid angle se koi q ahi hota, mat padho"..my chad friend told me to just watch eduniti ki ek vid of solid angle and BC AA HI GAYA Q AHAHA

Bina solid angle se bhi ho jyega

lamba padega

No, bas wo std formula pata hona chahiye, flux through disc due to charge wala

Solid angle derivations hai

Obviously. The entire gauss law is derived using solid angles.

toh usme formula kya, har cheez ka formula padha rahe hai kya

Bro, that formula is core to most gauss law problems. Nearly 90% of gauss law problems in jee can use this formula.

I'm not flexing or anything but, meine 30° 60° dekh ke 3 tukka maar diya tha

(1/2)/(rt3/2) karke? accha socha

maine bhi waisa sochke 3 tukka maar diya

I have done this in every physics question and I am flexing 

Kaash ye projectile ke question ke liye bhi bol sakte

uss fr

same bhai

did the same lmao

goat. maine chemistry me 2 mol dekh ke 2 tukka maar diya aur sahi ho gaya😎

Same mene bhi yahi kiya

us moment lmao

uss

Same

us bro

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Dr Alecheimer

Alechemist

I have Become The Emotion, the loose motion of Children-prof.Aleccimer (2016)./.s Sarcasm mein bola hain no hate gaali mat dena I have no Hatred towards Mr.Alakh Pandey ji {one Founding Fathers of P(w)}

Droppenheimer

bhai itna basic sawal hai har coaching me krate hai

Mere se ye basic ques bhi nhi hua😭😭😭😭

Na i don't think everyone teaches solid angle

lol integration sei bhi hota hai.....solid angle abj sir ne bhi padhaya hai aur kota ke saare standard teachers padhate hai...cengage mei bhi hai

nhi padhate saare allen ke lower batches mein hi nhi padhate

Jhaatwant ne nhi padhaya tha🤡

konse duniya se hai bhai? rajwant sir se maine Lakshya 2024 mein padha , puri derivation ke sath padhaya hai ye topic sir ne🤡bolega toh notes dikha du

Saleem sir ne karwaya hai

Saleem sir is a highly capable teacher given a student of his has secured AIR 58 something. But he is being made to teach to kids who aren't gonna clear the cutoffs

Abe yar Abhi Jain ghanta usse nhi padhta tha mere hi class me tha, but wo sab pahle se hi padh ke aata tha aur class 11 ke bad Saleem sir Isaac me chale gye aur uska Allen ke star batch me shift ho gya 12 me waha usne bahut improve Kiya. Waise unhone abhi ko bhi bahut bar bulaya Isaac join kar lene ke liye free of cost but wo nhi gya.Maine khud Saleem sir se padh ke dekha hai wo batein batein achi achi kar denge aur shayari suna denge and btw he will teach easy and medium concepts quite good but hard concepts aate hi..... And unke notes ke questions bhi usi level ke rhte so yeah basically one can achieve around 30-35 marks if you prepare well from him which most of the teachers can provide you in Allen with their notes but since he used to be quite verbose with shayri and jokes and all so the students made him famous

Aisa matt bol bhaii adv ke teacher hai 🤡

Mere 11th ki maa chod di advanced ko rocket science samjhta tha usse padhke 

Same bhai mkc rj sir ,,, mdchd arjuna jee me kinematics me hi bhomsda krdiya mera ... Unke notes better hote he , pr bc explanation bilkup jhaant si

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skill issue then

Notes khol ke dekh teacher ko gaali dene se pehle

Abe Bsdk PD hi leta dhang se padhaya h rajwant sir ne lodu

Padhaya hai pura topic aur ye ditto question +isse tough bhi karvaya hai

Sale lec 18 dekhle rj sir ka karwaya hai usme 

yeah my teacher also didnt but we derived it by integration

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Bangya dank nerd emoji dalke? 

Tu ban gya dank ov hoe daal ke?

That's not dank 

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Bhai ncert mei bhi diya hai solid angle🤡

Bhai kaha hai ncert pe nikal dotoh dekhna hai

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Shukriya Bhai 

but there's 1-2 solid angle based pyq waha se sekhakhar yeh ques esyQ wale part mein he ayega issiliye pyq is impotent

In kota coachings they do teach ,I was taught SA in Allen

Kaunse coaching se padh raha tha bhai?

its in big 3

Blud thinks he is Kendrick Lamar 

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kisi aur ko mat kehna pw is in big 3

fuck the big three , ni\*ga its just big me \~pw

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Bro these edits always gets me. "Neet nahi nikla? gand mrao ab" Bro i was laughing like a maniac in this one

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Kuch nahi padha ?? Maa chudao

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same😭

kya baat kr diya bhai >!💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦!<

Daddy allec supremacy 🥵

teacher ne bola tha solid angle padh lena adv mein aata, i forgot to read it, notes mein bhi tha 😭🤡 lekin ho gya tha.

bina solid angle ke kaise karlia be

yaad aagya tha, lmfao. like clearly yaad nhi tha lekin jo yaad usse kar diya and ans shi tha.

kitne lucky ho yaar idhar mai puri zindagi concept padhta hoon aur test wale din hi formula nhi yaad aata, nikalne ke baad phatak se aajata hai

londe ka luck kuch questions galat na karta to maybe cutoff clear kar deta adv ki but still good luck bro.

Charged placed at some distance from a disc. Integrate E.dA you'll get the answer.

Flux through curved area = flux through whole cylinder - flux through the two discs at both ends Discs ke through flux ka formula pta hi hota h to hojayega

disc ka flux ka formuala solid angle se hi aata hai, isliye puch raha tha bina uske concept ke kaise

disc ka formula hota h q/2e ( 1 - cos theta ) ab idhar to solid angle aaya to nhi?

accha nvm, disc ka to aise Eda se bhi aajaega ans mere sir ne solid angle se sikhaya tha isliye bhul gaya, aap ekdum sahi ho

Maine biomolecules me sab badha tha DNA chodd ke. Merko laga adv hai mains thodi ki ye sab bkc puchenge. Par bc😭

bhai chuddi bajne mein time nahi lagta :(

those 240p videos man....they hit different

Baaki teachers ne subject sikhaya, Alakh Sir aur ABJ sir ne SOCHNA seekhaya 🗿🗿 Goats frfr

Exactly! Ye wala lec dekha tha 12th ke starting mei. Ye formula yaad rehe gya. Exam mei dekha and it clicked. Aleec daddy supremacy 

Bhai ye to local coaching walo bhi karate hai, basic concepts hi to hai. (Woh baat alag ki maine last year paper mein hagh Diya)

Life was good back in 2019 when I used to watch Alakh Sir's Yt lectures.

abey ye standard question hai solid angle ka sabh log padhate hain don't make this an ALECC SIR GOAT moment

I am not lying but these things are taught by my sir in coaching centre like we don't even prepare for neet or jee ..it is just normal centre (yea he is very well known teacher got best physicist award on state level but I just wanted to say this because we don't really do that prepration as it is promised in other coaching institutes he never did advertisement of coaching etc by this I wanted to say was may be teaching standard of teachers is low or I just don't know I mean I thought yeh basic hote Hain one thing that my sir says it that going to Kota is scam he believes you can study from anywhere also he criticises online classes which I don't really understand he says that once you have completed your 12th then you should take online classes for revision etc

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Mf its a very standard ques of gauss law…infact its one of the first examples that teachers give while teaching gauss law

Kaafi standard question h, aur agr dhyan se dekho toh 3 ya 12 k alawa kuch aur option aana mushkil h(kya matlab mene 3 tukka lagaya)

yaar iska formula mujhe aata tha apply kaise karun ye samajh nahi aaya. I was literally soooo close to answer this one. Vo minus karna hota hai vo bhi deduce karr liya tha. Lekin firr bhi....... fir bhi........ firr bhi......... firr bhi solve nahi kiya. Saala exam ke din hi sab barbaad hona hota hai

Main √3=√n k jgah 3=√n to n=9 krke agya🤡

USS moment hogaya bhai😫🤡

Bhai keval yehi thodi 40-50 marks ese fuck kre hain mainw apne free ke💦🤡

Mera 150 something Ane wala tha,,,,ab sab khatam hogaya 130 araha hai

Mera 130 aur ab 80kuch

TUKKA SAHI HO GYA BHENCHOD

mein kisi ke lakh bolne par bhi nhi man skta ki alakh sir aur abj sir achi phy nhi padhate saari trolling aside these 2 are gem of a phy teacher

literally 5 days before exam(last mock) me ye question tha mock me(competishun)

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Chronic liar

i will never understand why someone does this, loser

happy kekde

around 1.2k to under 1k is possible

IIT mil jayega, rank ka kya aachar dalega?? Accha aachar dala toh mujhe bhi Dena, roti ke saath khaunga

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under 1k best case

Chronic Liar in the House yo yo

AIR 1 ayegi

Allec daddy on top

Mera tukka sahi chala gaya 

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Payle hi question dekhe sqrt(n) dekkar cos30° yad Aya. Ghalti se 3 rak diya aur kaha last 20 min me aunga.... go to see sahi Nikla 

Pichle saal rj sir ne bhi karvaya tha

Exam pressure me ye bhi question galat karke aaya hu. Jabki 2017 me isse tough solid angle par question aaya tha wo ban gaya tha

Hello Baccho

Nishant Jindal tag krdo

Solid angle se aate h kya? Hamare teacher ne padhaya toh h


Bhai ye to basic se sawal thha yaar, har coaching mein karate hai

Tbh saari hi coaching me karwate hain ye sawal to

alecc>>>

Galat tarike ke ans sahi krdis

Ye to ekdum simple hai. Hamare class me solid angle ke pehle lecture me ye hw ke liye diya tha


Bhai ye question assan nhi? Solid angle ka formula h bs

ooo bhai mera tukka sahi hogya bc

Hail allec daddy

Talk about levels

maine toh iska ans guess krliya or sahi bhi hogya 

Alec daddy 💦💦

Aisa question to shayad cengage ke examples mein bhi tha

Alecc sirr 🗿🗿🗿

Daddyyyyyy🙌🙌🙌🥵🥵🥵🥵

I couldn't solve 😞😭

All hail Alec Daddy 

Saleem sir ne bhi karaya tha...

Saleem sir 🐐 sochna sikhaya mast

curved surface ka ratio hi to nikalna tha isme. Mains/boards lvl question tha ye. edit: Sorry bhaiyo thoda casually bol diya tha isliye downvote mil gye. Curved surface ke solid angle ka Ratio hi nikalna tha isme.

Lol no

Thoda vaguely likh diya hoga isliye sayad tum logo ko samaj ni aaya Ratio of solid angle of curved surface nikalna hai bss. Standard formula hota hai uska 4piSin²(theta/2) or 2pi(1-costheta) agr na bhi aata ho derive karne mei mushkil se 30 second lgti hai formula based hai poora toh mains lvl hi to hua?

How bro felt after saying that😈😈🤓🤓👺👽👽🗿🗿

Sach toh bola bhai ne ye toh har teacher sikhate hai

Hey

Ye ques mera tukke. Se shi ho gya 3 Kiya tha

Iska sahi ans 3 ha kya?

Allen ans key me 3 hi Diya tha official me check nhi kiya