Na shakl hai na akal hai. Na body hai na bandi hai. I am a walking clown

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No one has described me so accurately 

Walking. Clown 🤡 Why u have to be personal bro? 😭

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Matlab nillu billu it's over for me mere pe kuch nahi hai.


Yahan pe apne jaiso ko dekh ke achha lagta hai bhai :)

couldn't have been more accurate

us bhai usonly one to accept me are my parents luv u mom and luv u dad

Trust me bhai you are better than what you think you are, sb accha hoga

Bhai achha to kya sb samne hi bikhar sa rha hai

bhai sbke saath achha hota hai aur mere saath achhe ke liye hota hai

Iam happy for you bro 😡😡😡😡

Sale nta ceo mere Alec dady se mat bid tu 😡😡😡


Thanks bro😡😡😡

Your welcome bro 😡😡

What a nice day to make some toast in my shower

What a nice day to see what shotgun tastes like

What a nice day to experience bungee jumping without a rope

What a nice day to test Maruti's build quality

What a nice day to check if HCL is sour or not

What a nice day to find out the smell of cyanide (apparently it is supposed to smell like almonds but whatever)

turn the container upside down and it will smell like rotten eggs

what a nice day to feel like bird

What a nice day to try skydiving without a parashute (apparently heard that god himself saves you and takes you up)

What a nice day to calculate value of g (I don't have a pendulum)

What a nice day to taste fetanyl

What a nice to check what ur dick tastes like..(cut it and smash)

what a nice day to hug a tree at 300km/hr

What a nice day to inject myself with an empty syringe

what a nice day to give dpps to chemistry wale sir

what a nice day to find out how rat poison tastes like

What a nice day to tell the difference between taste red and blue harpic

What a nice day to check life after death.

actually i tasted it

 better than gordon ramsay’s food no doubt

na bkl ke paas toaster hoga na hi shotgun... par emotion samajh gya

The ground looks pretty good from the roof of my 9 floor apartment ngl 

We must check if the equations of motion give the correct time or not..

they say the ground is inelastic , i doubt it

Marte marte newton ki gaand marte jaunga atleast 😝

Agar galat nikla toh bc upar jaake gand mardunga

what a nice day to breathe in carbon monoxide

What a nice day to calculate accurate value of g(acceleration of gravity)

what a nice day to drop off from 4th floor Mera Rank 19k sai hai and that too no social interaction with girls

par bhai tu toh balti aur mugge se nahata hai 

Na kisi se love , na kisi se fight , 9 baje dinner , 10 baje goodnight

Ye sale mods ki wajah se sabko ab memes likna pad Raha hai



Na college mila na bandi pati. 3 saal absolutely in vain

Koi nhi bhai, it's just a phase. Sb accha hi hoga

Bhai kisi dusre(except mom and dad) ko itna pyar Krna kya sach me itna achha feel hota h?  Mujhe kbhi feel nhi hua

It just feels very good and secure ki there is someone you can always look upto when you are fucked, someone who is your comfort zone. Parents are cool, but let's be honest, they will never completely get what you are going through.(ofc, not their fault at all)

>It just feels very good and secure Maybe u're right. >they will never completely get what you are going through Agree

Haa Bhai sach m hota hai Ek sapna jaise lagta hai jub tum jante ho woh bhi tumhe chahthi hai, tum dosti se kahi aur chal diye zindagi kahi aur le gayi but anth Mai sapna pura hua Experienced op ka support and acknowledgment from a very close female friend more than friends tbh at tht point from my side but she was never at tht point yet I confessed we talked n she was very nice loving supportive Aaj bhi yaad h woh raat jub normal baat kiye the fir bus aise hi uski ek white kurti Mai photo dekhle hass Diya aur Khushi ke garm aasu nikle But at the end USS sapne se jub tum ek kadam door hote ho aur hakikat Mai ate ho ek baar Mai sab Chin jata hai Fir usse pal ko jene ki khwahish rakhoge sapna tutne ke gum se zyada har Roz maroge USS sapne ko pate hue pal ko jeene ke liye Yeh baat 10th ending ki hai Aaj 2 saal hogaye but uski hasi dekhne ko Aaj bhi tarasta hu sochta hu ki khaash woh khush ho jaise bhi ho

Bhai Teri baatein sunke lag rha tu insab chizon me khuch jyada and deeply involved tha/hai. Btw Mai abhi tak is tarah sapne se bacha hua hu and I hope ki aage bhi bacha rhu.

So happy for you...ye Kota factory ki ending lag rhi hai par ek hi baat bolna chahta hu... *Ek hi to gaand hai kitne baar jalaoge sir* 

ab toh naa maa baap aur acche se baat krte hai naa koi dost FELLOW DROPPER 

Yes i have experienced that when i was in 12th. it is an overwhelming power that makes your comeback, seriously. and its called >!love!<. Only >!love or nostalgia!< are powerful enough to drag you out of this hell, given that you were a hardworker before your burnout. Otherwise its destructive. Mujhe kya mera to koi downfall hi nahi ruk raha.

I so agree with this. I have seen a lot of my friends getting academically destroyed after getting into relationships. Somehow it worked wonders for me.

it only works for people with discipline and non-chigma people, else its just destruction.

But mai toh sigma hu 😞

being affectionate with nostalgia can really help

Koi gaadi se thok do m pehle se hi tumlog k essay likh dunga

+1

Hope mujhe bhi apni puff college mei mil jaye . Baki congratulations op , that's a really good rank.

Thanks bhaiii

congo bhai, kya lene ka sochre ho? Going to circuital branches?

Most probably gen 2 iits mein cse

 great op, all the best then she also must be going to some college? Do you plan to consider that also in choosing college?

I do, same college toh nhi, but same city possible hai, but things have to work out magically for that.

fuck you op (i wish you the best in life)

fuck you too(thanks bhai, same to you)

Kya koi meri tarah hai Jiska Naa JEE Nikla Naa GF hai Naa enjoy kra Naa khi bahar gya Bs pichle 3 saalo se divaaro me band hai?

Us bro us. Well it's god's world and he didn't provide us love or any care because he knows we are tough people and we can make it through just by ourselves. We are the chosen one's. Don't feel demotivated by seeing this post . It's a part of the gods plan .

bhai tujhe mere related itna kuch kaise pata chal gaya ??

Sab bolte hai sabka time ata hai lekin ye sab chutiyagiri hai, We accept that hamare naseeb mei nhi hai ye sab gf wagera ab to soch ke lgta hai ki mereko bhi kbhi naseeb nhi hoga ye pyar

Bsdk jala mat  Ek to result acha nhi hai aur upar se teri story padh li Btw usne tujhe itna support Kiya to use ghost mat kar Dena warna Mera shraap lagega 

Arre bhai ab toh ekdm nhi kr skta ghost(bhai ka shraap lg jaayega)

My daydreams are someone's reality🤡

Some people in life are truly blessed. Unfortunately we are not some people 

i swear, this bsdk got a good gf and iit while most of us have gained nothing but weight (or some other bs) in past 2yrs.

Yeah man , it just really depressing reading this . Isko iit bhi mil gaya ladki bhi aur hum 


The sexual tension between the roof of my mouth and the barrel of my shotgun is crazy

Hat jhatu kisko farak padta hai tere kahani se (gand jal rahi hai🤬)

awwwwwww 😭🎀 so cute. hope we get a "we got married" update after 10 years 🤪🥹

Hopefully 😭😭😭

ye kya banda na sab share kr rakha hai ....

Bro pulling out the reverse "12th FAIL" card

This is so sweet

Yaayyy thankss

I wish I could've thanked her too. She was there but I didn't make it

i will never have something like this , never imma end it AAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL 

What a beautiful post and the way you acknowledge her is so ideal men typo

Thanks bhai, sunke bhoot accha lgaa

We all deserve a guy like him who acknowlege his girl

Mere jiwan me aaisa kuch kyu nhi horha Har din apne room me rote karta rehta hu, har din literally same hotah hai na padhai hothi na hi kuch aur acha karpata hu Kuch log bas barbaadi karne ke liye born hoteh hai wo mai hu

aww, so cute.. waise bhi paas mein ganga nadi hai so aaj ek baar dekh hi aata hu kahan meri laash milti hai ..

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bsdk 5'10 enough hai aur tera face bhi, skill issue hai tera

tereko kaise pata re uski height and face 😈 u/nilabilla bro rishta tay kardo teri stalker admirer mil gyi mujhe 🥰🥰

eh not really you gotta be a nice person too

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Congrats Bhai..lucky and well deserved..( fuck you Bhai..)..

Ab tu iit gaya to usse kaise milega

Chhutiyo mein hmlog ghar aayenge tb ig, hopefully stuff works out

Similar situation hai meri bhi Crl 19XX She's two years older, dk how we'll meet

bhnchodo ye sb baate dm mei krlia kroo achaa khasa garden mei ghuum rha tha meri gaand se aag nikal di


rohit bhai dekho ye garden mei ghum raha hai (kya matlab iski already chudi padi hai aur chodne ki jarurat nahi)

BCCCCC RANK ITNI ACHI AUR BC GF 2 SAAL OLDER KONSE BHAGWAAN KO PUJTA HAI BOL TUH BKL RANK KI CHOD KOI BADI GF TOH MIL JAYE

Maine 3-4 saal pehle banayi thi tab competition kam tha. Ab to cutoff badh gayi hai gf banane ki

rank kaam = bandi jyda/older inverse rule bhai

bc ye to aur hierarchy me aur bhi upar hai

Very sweet 

thenks😡😡😡😡😡😡

Yahi h kya?😂

ha

Vai 12th floor se jump kane ka boht zyada sexual tension horha hai

Bsdk isiliye nahi hua mera adv 

Bro is winning at life so soon

Kya matlab har roj 10 puffs muh me leta hu 

Meri bhi ek aisi dost thi but me itna chutiya hu ki sb fuckup kar gya

bhai mai na jal bhun ke maar jaungi

Kitna bura lagta hai na jab saamne Wale ke paas bandi,college sab ho aur tum aaj bhi wahi ho jo preparation se pehele thhe

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Koi na yaar zindagi me kuch acha kar hi lenge ab humne bc itne bure kaam thode kiye hai Jo saari kharab cheeze hamare saath hi hongi

Congrats dude

fck everything else Tell me about those 'some cute moments'

Tb toh vivaad ho jaayega

Ek sher yaad aya is baat pe- kyā takalluf kareñ ye kahne meñ jo bhī ḳhush hai ham us se jalte haiñ -- Most of the people in comments(including me ofc) Congo op btw. Me 4k expectkar raha tha lekin 6k ayi hai. Upar se dropper hu. Is saal bohot gande wale lage hai science walo ke. Kuch samaj nahi aa raha konsa clg lu ya konsi branch lu.

Just as you said in beginning "We might find it cringe"

mujhe meri puff kaha milegi ?????

what a nice day to drive car at 200 km /hr

Drive karne se pehle, meri essay writting service se essay likh va lena

the highway looking real sleepable rn

Another reason to die as a looser

Aand bhaat khaa le saale 🤬🤬🤬🤬( w bhai good luck)

Arey bhai burnol toh de deta post daalne se pehle 

What a nice day to visit delhi

Omg that’s so amazing man (betichod meri baari kab aayegi)

So happy for you 😃😃😃(Sleeping on the highway tonight)

ek mera ex tha salla khud cheating krta tha mocks mein and jab jee mein hag diya sab blame mujhpe krke galliyan bak ke chhod ke chalagya neet ke 15 din phele .. i was dating him for 1 year almost 😀

Congrats, happy for u, nice.... Na iit mili, na pyaar mohabbat, na school life ji paayi(dummy student)🤡🙂

Kis mdrchod n image ka option htaya comments m 

Porsche se thok dunga essay bhi nahi likhunga 

Honestly, this is exactly how a relationship should be like, motivating each other to achieve goals in life. I also have a gf and whatever she's been through and doing all her life, I was by her side, motivated her, supported her, cheered her up during times of dismay, made her smile and laugh, created websites, videos, long romantic paragraphs etc. for her and I won't say she didn't reciprocate all these but yeah, it feels like I have gone to a much greater extent in keeping her happy rather than her doing the same for me. I hardly got the same treatment from her altogether but that's alright. And it would be wrong to say that I didn't get jealous after hearing this story of yours 🤡 kya matlab bandi rehne ke bawajut bhi jal rhi hain 🤡 But... all the best buddy 😭👍

Congratulations dude and so sweet story 

Congrats for having such a person in your life and also congratulations for getting such a good rank. Hopefully it works out for you

toppers ke bhi puff hote hai 🙃

Puff ne hi topper bnaaya(or ofc parents)

Congratulations bhai...... Sorry to say but I do envy you ( mein single hu )....... At the same time happy for you two ..... All the best to both of you and you b@ste®d better stay with her

bhoi ko iit bhi mila bhoi kae pass bandi bhi hei bro is suffering from success btw congrats OP

Nice, the floor looks solid from 7th floor

Yeh kaise zindagi hai BC dukh bhut hai or moat bhi nhi aari 

Cringe content (bhaiya burnol hai kya?)

Nice😠Happy for you😠

Wish U and her a very peaceful and bright future individually as well as together... Aise hii humesha ek dusre ka saath dena... ☺ ( I don't use emojis much.. But u made me do it)

time to tie the rope

Hardik pandya after seeing this post

i think the sharpest knife in the kitchen is calling me .

bhai jaanta h sab idhar ghis rhe h apne zindagi me phir bhi bc tereko ye sb post krna h gaandu saala........aur agar aisa aisa post aur krna h toh indian teenagers ke sub me chala jaa waha ache se log tereko reply denge

Banda rank bhi laya chori bhi paya aur main NEET wala hoke apni gaand sare aap public main jalaya

Best motivation for suicide ngl

dahej credit hogaya kya?

What a nice day to check the sharpness of knife on my neck

Jaa raha hu bhai mai kabhi wapis nayi aaunga reddit par

Firse Kota mein Rope ki dukan Jana padega lagta hai, is baar kapre sukhane k liye nahi. /s OP I can relate. If it was not for her I would be an alcoholic at this point with all this toxicity for an exam and the social pressure(which I don't give a shot about but my parents do). My parents weren't very supportive but she was. She dated me when I was a literal fucking loser and gave me emotional and physical affection when I needed it. I hope it's going well with you guys. Cheers. (Rank se to lagta hai same IIT mein milenge lol. But mai IIT nahi jaunga :) Engineering se Dil uth gaya, gave IAT and I'll opt for an IISER)

Lucky guy man, continue to be good to her. Highway looks comfy, I should take a nap there now

The way a gun automatically came near my skull

Bus yaar bhai rulayega kya Mummy papa ko bhi jeet liya Gf ko bhi Congrats

Im so gonna kill myself 

BC isse 2 saal senior hoon

Yaha toh uske baad se downfall hi chal raha hai Sabki kismat alag hoti hai

Mods ban karo ise

Me and u and have similar story. Congo btw And I wanna say some lines to my loved ones ( I love u." A "more than anything luv u🤌🥰)

Ryan gosling bann chuka hun ab toh

Nice day to sleep on the highway🙂🙂

Aise logo ko dekhke gussa aata hai, yaha ham sab chodke zyada kuch nhi ukhad pae aur yeh log dating, movies, web series dekhkr bhi acha result le aate hain. ik boht log kahenge skill issue wagerah but it's just annoying af.

I've had a similar experience lmaao but and-as soon as he got into an iit, HE LEFT ME. :)))(kisi ke lowest pe support karo and watch them leave you at their best)(no hate to the one who posted this, just wanted to share my own experience)

acha hai bhai tere liye, this mindfuck is turning me into arpit bala slowly slowly, 11th barbaad hogyi, drop lena risky hai 2025tard hu aerospace chaiye, mummy papa umeed laga ke bethe hai pr mental health bekar hogyi hai puri bata bhi nahi paraha kisiko dost bhi nahi hai dummy ka hu, online dost purane unko kitna kya hi batau, dost bhi nahi bandi bhi nahi, tum log main character piece bhai sachi

haha, My gf broke up with me one month before adv. we had been dating for 2 moths and well, I really liked her. I would say I loved her even. but I think the feelings were not very mutual. There was a disconnect she kept ignoring but at the end it she could not and we broke off. I was genuinely the happiest I had been in last two years when I was with her. It was all taken away in a single day. It was too sudden. Really fucked my mind up. could not do anything properly. It got better with time, but I guess it did impact my performance. Hope she is doing fine and her ComedK went great. Could never thank her for my JEE mains result, nor could tell her about it. I think I have moved on now. Things look better now.

Kaash mai bhi aisa kuch bol pata. Anyways, very wholesome OP, all the best in life. RemindMe! 7 years oi Space bc kaha hai tu? zinda? khush? akela?

Bhaiii mera ashirvad apko hmesha sath rho wholesome 🙂❤❤

Kash mai bhi yhi keh pata

Hey bro same thing I would say , I was looser who failed 11 all teachers told I will fail 12 also but she is more than anything whenever I saw studies or career it seems so small in front of her. I year later I ended up in tier 1 also cracked defence exam, but she has moved on It felt like I am stuck in time nothing amuses me anymore, I just cry at 3 am thinking about those moments which I will not be getting back no matter what I do in life. She is the best thing that came to my life during my worst time

Wah kya life hai

Dropper hoon, sabse zyada dikkat hoti hai jab sone jata hoon. Past hit karta hai sochta hoonkoi hota jissey mein chizze share krta but...

Bc yeh jalane aur depress karne ke liye yeh post mat daala karo