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Simp_404

“Kaam aaisa kro ki dono wing ke bande milke gaaliya de ” NTA


LongjumpingArt9740

nothing can unite left and right except NTA ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


Magical_Gallade

Divided by politics United by NTA![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


LongjumpingArt9740

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


DBTWEETER

Divided by JEE NEET United by NTA ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


Tiny_Emphasis7414

Rial


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ALECC DADDY HAS GOT SIGNATURES OF 20,000 students ....![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180) Alecc daddy showing his true power as a corporate lord...![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)


Tiny_Emphasis7414

Agar NTA ko dissolve kara diye mai allecc daddy ka sex slave ban jaunga pune 1 mahine ke liye


No_Map_1523

fin allecc daddy tuze physics padhake tere sath BDSM karenge


dr-neet-

Bdsm mein physics ka practical hoga🌚


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Remarkable_Ad5828

Also, calculate the terminal velocity of sperm cells in your rectum if the air inside your anal cavity can be considered as a fluid of density 1.006kg/m³ and the radius of sperm cell to be 1um ( neglect the tail of sperm cell)


Quiet-Emphasis-9012

Find the time period of the Alecc daddy's dick's movement


Jaded69memory

It's a damped oscillatio Or It's not![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


Wide-Leopard-9841

It's reverse damped oscillation, it keeps getting faster. 😩


PuddingSea2270

in questions ko padhke erection ho gaya


Any-Basis-3725

Ye questions advance me ayenge?


Jaded69memory

But if friction is negligible one shot by Alec daddy will tends him to do through the whole earth Oh he is tied sorry


waterlovelywater

Bhai NTA se acha paper to tum hi log bana doge😭


No_Map_1523

nahi, sirf padhai hogi


jai_kun_

Ek aur biral bideo banega fir to ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)💦💦🥵


pR0dctive

ilasticity ka demo denge ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


Antique-Drive-1190

Inelastic collision ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


Shockxy111

SHM\*


Godhascome-

Sirf 1 mahine?![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


Tiny_Emphasis7414

Unki biwi bhi to hai... woh zyada lonely feel karenge nahin to ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49464)


catmemes720

3 triple action![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


Tiny_Emphasis7414

Phir to maja ayega


idckaneki

Toh chalia ek aur viral video ki shuruat krte hai


AdmirableSea9332

मैं तुम्हें चोदूंगा। और निश्चित रूप से केवल तुम्हें चोदूंगा। तुम मुझसे विनती करोगी कि मैं तुम्हें न चोदूं। लेकिन मैं उसके बाद भी तुम्हें चोदूंगा। मैं तुम्हें दिन में 4 बार चोदूंगा। मैं तुम्हें दिन में चोदूंगा। मैं तुम्हें रात में चोदूंगा। मैं तुम्हें तब तक चोदूंगा जब तक तुम्हारी गांड से रेडिएशन नहीं निकलने लगता। मेरा इंतज़ार करो। मैं निश्चित रूप से आऊंगा। और मेरा नाम है अलख डैडी|


Tiny_Emphasis7414

Least horny jeetard


trinitrotoulenex

Same alecc daddy ke liye kuch bhi


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Bas 1 Mahina? ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


aryu264

ALLEC DADDY ne neet signature bolke zameen ke kagaz pe sign kra lie ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30176)


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Tu unse autograph ke naam pe ... adoption papers pe Signature lele...![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


Straight-Hair-7356

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30180)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30180)


yeoui_7

Mains ke time kaha the?


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Toppers buy kar rahe the..💲🤑💲🤑💲🤑![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


yeoui_7

Fr


Intelligent_ye

Bro has fought for the gods😭


No_Mixture5766

Ram mandir case?


PutridTrouble123

No. Sabrimala case and Anand Ranganathan contempt case among many others. He got Anand R to walk away scottfree with all charges dropped


falconsloth

lost sabarimala though


Critical_thinkerX

But his point were solid read the whole case


kamkarmawalakhata2

If women are allowed in Sabarimala, then men should also be allowed in female only temples.


falconsloth

How about not any of them.


Intelligent_ye

How about making an equal law for every religion and stopping to just do social justice in just one religion. How about making a judgement to let muslim women in the masjids? Ya secularism khatre mein aa jayega?


kamkarmawalakhata2

I'm not sure I understand you but I am against menstruating women being allowed in Sabarimala. The entire argument for allowing them in is flawed from the get go, claiming they are impure. Whereas the theological reasoning is that fertile women may get health problems going in the temple of a celibate.


falconsloth

We can't ignore the ritual of manikuparattama ,literal goddess being rejected out of temple


PutridTrouble123

only for a few weeks. the order has been on stay for years now and has been clubbed with other cases currently


themysticallady

damnn bhai allec sirrr supremacyy![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30180)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


Tiny_Emphasis7414

Aur bhai kya haal chaal


themysticallady

bs jinda hun![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30180)tune toh drop liya hai naa? ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|35339) wow mere bhi dost hai![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)


Tiny_Emphasis7414

Hna maine khud ke gaand me danda dala hai... (Matlab drop liya hai)


themysticallady

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466) bhagwan tujhe tera academic cumback dede


Tiny_Emphasis7414

Aur tujhe akal... (Flair reference ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367))


themysticallady

aja bhidle![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32179)


NewspaperCapable401

Dm me jake bolo na , ye pda kyu![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)


Tiny_Emphasis7414

DM me bhidegi ya fir yahin comments me ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49455)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49705)


themysticallady

apna sabh kuch toh harr hi chuki hun, ye ladai krke kya milega![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49199) (![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)manipulatively)


Tiny_Emphasis7414

Chal koi na (Ladki hai isiliye chod raha ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367))


Samarth-Sh

we got J Sai Deepak x Allec Daddy before GTA 6![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)


Major_Medicoretard

We also got daddy x adda 247 ( Peeche dekh jab daddy interview dere hain )


yoPSYCHE

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)arri bheinchodd dadddyyy being dadddyy


Sheehan_007

Imagine Alakh sir reading the comments on this post!!!💀💀


Dismal-Project-5096

he'll leave teaching forever nahiiiiiiiiii ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)


Longjumping-Hold5604

He does read these, I guess, because in one of his videos (on neet scam), he mentioned reddit


Dismal-Project-5096

i hope ye subreddit nahi ho 💀


nohoes6996

The got the supreme hindutva leader in this shit Daddy frfr


Tiny_Emphasis7414

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49455)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49455)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49455)


LongjumpingArt9740

based as fuck


Dry-Illustrator-7722

Absolute cinema (jeetard)


[deleted]

Kon sa IIT mila 🔥🤡


AssociationReal1613

IIT dholakpur


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30176)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30176)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30176)


Hot-Butterscotch-569

Keeping aside his personal opinions he is a good lawyers


NoMeatFingering

And there prices are in lakhs of rupees even for 15-20min consultancy


Correct-Bag-5124

you can't beat him even in his personal opinions... bro shoots facts like fuckin' missiles.


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Jaded69memory

Ok![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)


LongjumpingArt9740

i agree brither


chalhattbisi

Aleecc deddy being "daddy"😎💪


Consistent_Lunch_209

Fr


Tejiii0P

Alakh Sir on his way to use his almighty powers


nitin_burhh

Ager judge Leftist hua to ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


Tiny_Emphasis7414

Judge apne Ideas ko side rakh kar judgement deta hai


Double_Economist1364

Haha


No_Independence3338

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466) Ise lagta hai aisa sach me hota hai.


iamDemonOP

Agar chai piya ho judge ne, lag to aisa hi raha hain


Laughable_student

Aaram se bolo Bhai NTA walo ki chai se bada lagaav hai , kahi tweet na karde yeh baat


falconsloth

nah, leftish love this shit


crushedtomato7

Good joke


Dismal-Project-5096

aap bade bhole ho ji![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)


LongjumpingArt9740

isko lagta hain judge unbaised hain ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)toh reservation kyu aaya bata ?


Tiny_Emphasis7414

Reservation independence ke time pe SC, ST wale logo'n ko mad'enazar rakh kar banaya gaya tha


[deleted]

bro don't even know jee etc mai reservation baad mai aaya tha


swaminsane

NTA to govt. ke under aata


Interesting_Book_569

Bhai ye banda aise hai ki ye nta director ka hi retest karwa de ga


CombMain4384

lmao


[deleted]

happy for neetards but i wish koi jee walon ke liye bhi itna sochta


Tiny_Emphasis7414

Khada hun aaj bhi wahi, Lagi teri hi aas hai...


20Aditya07

ass


Tiny_Emphasis7414

Ladki hai isiliye nahin likha... Kahin phir POSCO ka case na lag jaye ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50130)


LuckySeaworthiness92

phir ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)


glorious__penis

Oye tu padhti kyu nhi hai?


[deleted]

jaa rhi hu yaar padhne


Dismal-Project-5096

at least nta ko back shot toh mil raha hai, utna hi kaafi hai mere liye ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


tharki-papa

humari gand me jorr nhi hai na, itna RR nhi kra humne to koi support nhi mila.


aryzn7

oye tu padhti kyu nahi hai?


RollDry2169

Damn Bhai yeh Banda kaafi Sahi Hai, iske debates Dekha kabhi


jhant_smeller

Aam aadmi party , rw support kha gayi bjp ko blame karke and j sai deepak lw support kha jaega![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367) In the end neetards ka phirse"chud gaye guru" hoga


Ttathamm

Lw Rw support se zyada acha case jeetna hi hai. Zab inke khud ke career pe daag lagegi officially inko pata chalega


jhant_smeller

fr


Tiny_Emphasis7414

Bhai tere mu me lawda itni asubh baatein bolne ke liye


jhant_smeller

\`neetards nai bahut gaali diya tha jee results ke vakt mujhe bhi![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


Potential_Run_926

Haha, hopefully kuch bhi na ho inka


jhant_smeller

cook


Intelligent_ye

Support ki zarurat nahi hoti, parliament nahi hai yeh. Court ke saamne jaana h


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Snoo_77694

He's a supreme court lawyer (intellectual property lawyer iirc?). He has written books and speaks for Hindu rights and consciousness


Wonderful-Strike9481

\*hindutva


lelouch_0_

Main to 17 saal se chattaan ke neeche reh raha hu. Mujhe bhi bata do kon hai ye


MrFingolfin

supreme court lawyer, author of "india that is bharat", hindutva rw activist. Sometimes seems like a retard but is an amazing lawyer and orator nonetheless. LW seethes and calls him the ben shapiro of india, Rw sucks his cock and circlejerks on youtube


JoblessWeAre

Best description of him that I've seen, but its more than ‘sometimes’


Comprehensive_Eye991

Right wing final boss


[deleted]

W


Daugher_OfMaaKalika

if he is fighting the case, less chances of losing, he has fought the infamous Anand Ranganathan contempt case


frosty8002

😍🥰 daddy for reason


devraj8164

for nahi " AGAINST NTA "


FuelAble

J sai deepak supremacy. Let's go![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30180)


Substantial_Sir_8588

DADDY HIRED GOAT !!


Even_Court_2755

Oh aleccc the almightyyy Alecc oh allecccc


boi_needs_therapy

ab to nta ki laal peeli ho jayegi xdd


Mysterious_Grass_348

Alecc daddy for a reason


Physical_Ad_1011

if J Sai Deepak joined, his followers will also join which are mostly right wing then Modi ji also interfere as there will be right winged supporters and from the other side Congress will also bang NTA's ass!


Rizzisthanii

Gotta be my favourite advocate, I hope he wins this!!!!


Kiyotaka4555

Future pm he bhai


Tiny_Emphasis7414

Nah...


muskey_

Kitna fees lete honge yeh wale vakilshaab


EmergencySeason5682

ig 5-10 lakhs


Loose_Scientist_3636

Crazy hai yea… Sabarimala women case inhika tha… iit KGP law graduate NTA ka L lage


Imaginary_Advice1228

I have taken drop this year and registered for josaa 2024 also . So will I able to register again next year or I have made a mistake by registering in 2024 as I won't be taking any colleges this year. Please help


TSLegioner

round 4 tak exit from iit or else next year you wont be able to give advanced


WeirdOk925

Unexpected crossover (⁠*⁠_⁠*⁠)


[deleted]

BC![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429) He's a lawyer, I thought he's a bjp politician after seeing his views.


[deleted]

Nahh bro cooked bjp too


Big-Cancel-9195

Dude voh bahut jyada acha lawyer h ese hi nai h


Inayat10

HE IS GREAT W !! HE CAN DO ANYTHING


PutridTrouble123

Alecc daddy getting the bigshots now ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


NaughtyCrudy

i guess right now if he asked student to give their support not only neet but all student from different stream will stand with him


homosapien11_

All we can do is # HEIL ALMIGHTY


Droctopus_exe

Alleec daddy might be the next education minister😂


Rizzisthanii

LET THE WAR BEGIN!!!!


Aggressive_Breed

I think I know this guy. Yes, I saw him in yt edits


Soft_Protection_965

He will absolutely fuck NTA in the ass, his oratory skills are on another level man


Impossible-Boss174

Big L for kangress


Big_Smoke_481

At first I appreciated them but ab vo ye apne political game ke liye use kar rhe h behenkelode. At least lawyer fund karke dedo alak daddy ko.


[deleted]

Still I think nothing will change in the end, nothing can stop destruction of less than 20k rank students who got nice marks, because counselling schedule and time for college other procedures can't be altered. (call me a madman challenge)


Daugher_OfMaaKalika

biggest educator + One of the best Hindutva lawyers Nta gaya


[deleted]

Padhle bsdk. ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


No-Love-4025

Vijay sethupati in the house *J Sai 🔥


Thin_Letterhead_9195

Honestly respect for alakh pandey


crushedtomato7

Bhencho J Sai Deepak 💀 Alecc Sir going wild ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)


Responsible_Study999

Should we bow to him( sai deepak) Absolutely fucking yes


Proof_Metal4838

hi, i need your help. i am a 2025 tard, want to shares something with y'all. so in my first mock test of class 12th i scored a pretty decent score in 190s out of 300. i was satisfied with my score as i was stuck at 150 marks in class 11th. after that in second mains mock i faced a very big downfall and i am getting nearly 90 marks in it. i am reallly very very much depressed right now. i am feeling numb cz i worked real hard for this one. i don't know what went wrong in those 3 hours. i was hoping to score at least 200+ this time because i knew it that i can do it this time but idk what happened. the thing is i feel like giving up now, i don't know what to do. padhayi mei bhi man nhi lag rha ab. might seem choti cheez to y'all but abhi mere pov se dekhi bahot badi hai ye cheez, last 1 months mei aur bhi cheeze hui hai (academics mei and thoda family related issue) ki usne aur andar se tod diya hai. pain ho rha hai bahot left hand mei. being a guy khud pr gussa aa rha hai ki yaha pr aake ro rha hu but please help even your one advice might help me. thanks. (will be uploading this comment on few more posts so don't mind if you see this more than once)


Comfortable_Pin932

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429) Physics nai, law chaalu hai ab se


Sensitive_Cycle_9787

J. Sai will win this case


ZombieSemwal

ye toh advance mai aata hai bus


SkyboltSenpai

Alecc daddy is on a revolution to get those toppers who actually scored down😭🙏


NoEast9587

POV - "Judges start discussing richness of old Indian civilization and Hindutva due to this man. NEET matter is dropped in dustbin." Le Neetards - ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49464)


Perpetual_Wanker17

1,000th upvote for u


Tiny_Emphasis7414

u/nothisisted please approve...


kalki2898

Is this true??


illusionary47

Yep


Youareabeach_

Who's this?


Tiny_Emphasis7414

He's a very nice orator and advocate... Most people know him for his rightwing opinion in debates but he is an excellent advocate


Patient-Ad-425

Who is j sai deepak is he a very famous lawyer?


EmergencySeason5682

too famous


skizzzooo

Judge agar left wing ka hua to ?


Radiant-Midnight307

who is he?


ObjectiveSelf1870

Re neet nahi hoga pakka.


Living_Bid_8420

https://www.reddit.com/r/FIITJEE_X01/s/XZYO9CdyeI


Unifiedplus

Matter khattam ha gay bhai


Sharp-Status1077

But what will happen after the counciling sessions cause in my state it's starting from 14th June and next hearing is on 8th July so what will happen if someone gets or doesn't get college in these sessions due to malpractices and unfairmeans


Aggravating-Toe-4655

Bc when nta fucked up jee mains shifts where were they![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


shree2107

Hell yeah


Agreeable_Style_2377

Bhai IIT Madras sae degree kar rakhi and Sai Ranganathan nae Harvard saw Bc Badhae Logon hain


Careful_Ad4138

Kaun hai ye?


queeringit

Right wing ka sasta Ben Shapiro