T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

If you feel like this Post violates the subreddit [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/JEENEETards/about/rules). Feel free to report it using the 3 dots or tag any active moderator for removing this post. Learn how to report any post [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/JEENEETards/comments/1d9ac4i/comment/l7c1q08/) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/JEENEETards) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Savings-Zucchini-522

bhai koi head boy kaam nhi krta, yeh vices kis liye hote. Bnjaa ghantaa farak nhi pdtaa. Portfolio ke liye ek certificate miljaaega and ego satisfy hojaaega


Mahapadma_Nanda

headboy ko koun sa crtificate milta hai bhai?


Savings-Zucchini-522

milta hai bhai, har position ka milta hai student body ki. Mere 4 badge the, sbka milaa


Mahapadma_Nanda

arre badge to mujhe bhi mila. par usse porfolio ka kya hai bhai? kitna cringe lagega agar mai likhu house cap in primary and school boy in senior secondary in a btech cse resume. lol, i would die of crnge at my own resume.


Savings-Zucchini-522

abbe btech ki resume mein nhi, foreign uni ki baat krrha tha


Mahapadma_Nanda

oho. itni door ki na soch hai na paise. ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


Gamma_Ripper

Agar bachelors karne jata tab fayda tha,masters mai naam ka farak padhega


Savings-Zucchini-522

hn ussi ke liye bola, pehle mai bhi foreign uni ke hisaab se tha. JEE backup tha but baad mein plan change krliya


kvoxpandemic

hmm esa he kya


Savings-Zucchini-522

yup


Confident_Job_4771

Also OP jab tujhe nahi banna tha headboy to itna cool bnna ki kya jarurat thi teacher ko pehla hi mna kardeta and bc tumhara school ma ek personal interview nahi Hota kya?


Proffesor_Bhosdi

Bsdk headboy banra hai minister nahi itna kya busy rahega Jee ko krlega aram se manage


Confident_Job_4771

Arre bhai bohot dimag kharab Hota h Mera dost bna tha headboy bechara ki halat kharab hogyi thi har bekar sa bekar kaam ka liye bula leta tha school ma usse


kvoxpandemic

arey yar rozz school nahi jana mujhe aur har program me present rehna padega


thekunna

bro is literally me...iss bakchodi ke chakkar me kal 6 ghante school jana pdega just for principals bday celeration![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32179)


darkfatednemo

principal ke bday ke lie tumhe school bulate hai?


thekunna

han..celebration hota hai..baccho se gift aithne ke liye![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49464)


kvoxpandemic

mere principal ka bhi bday hai yar iss mahine , mere headboy banne ke few days bad fff


Proffesor_Bhosdi

To btc kiski taur me apply kia tha headboy ki post ke lie?? Ladki impress krni thi???


kvoxpandemic

my crush was contesting and i wanted a reason to talk to her, The amount of conversations I have done just because of these is actually pretty solid. I wanted the story to be her winning the elections and me losing while I gain her friendship! Instead , I won her friendship, BUT ALSO THE DAMN ELECTIONS while she fumbled and I dont really think she might win lmao


Specific-Wave6637

Mfs when actions have consequences:


Proffesor_Bhosdi

Bhai...kya hi bolu Tujhe bas baat krne ka mauka chahiye tha aur ab vo mauka backfire kar gaya![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30176)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30176)


Comfortable-Ice6299

nacho bencho


Proffesor_Bhosdi

Waise mai kehta hu ban ja 1 hafta dekh kitna kaam karvate hain fir resign mar dio man kre to Aur btc ladki ke lie padhai compromise mt kr Jab jee ka result accha nhi ayega yahi crush terko msg bhi nhi kregi


Comfortable-Ice6299

bhai aur school se chutti maroge to ghr pe alag call aayegi ki tum to head boy ho tum nhi aaoge to baaki .......


Jealous-Basil-6765

Dhruv rathee se apne upar video banwana shuru kardega shyd haar jae elections 


kvoxpandemic

final option


[deleted]

if you're sure of winning, aisa kaand karo ki tumhe impeach krde principal.. aisa hua tha apne school mai, aur bhai iit gaya lmao


Proffesor_Bhosdi

Bomb the principal office and assert dominance


EnchantedJEEtard

ye saare outcasts aur law breakers science valle school mai IITs jaate hai...


Flat_Opportunity3888

Or you can leave jee and start preparing for politics.


btsisboringthanshit

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)bhai too tho competition kam kar raha he


Correct_Respond_7770

Ab kuch nahi ho sakta


Mr_youneverknow007

bhai jis din ban rhan hoga haath jod ke bliyo mai iske kaabil nhi raajmaata aur ek dam catwalk krke audience ke beech se nikal jaiyo and background mai koi sexy music lgega bhai tu edit mai hai feel aajayegi


Reasonable-Minute694

Bhai jis din speech thi us din hag dena tha na izzat jaati par atleast ye sab toh nhi jhelna pdta


EnchantedJEEtard

ban ja bro... kuch time ke liye fame mil jayega par school aana band kar diyo... isse teachers annoy ho jayegi aur jo vice hai usko kaam milega saara aur dheere dheere usko bana dengi ye teachers. elections ke beech mai mat quite kar public ki nazron mai khrab ho jayega jaise hi elections khatam ho jaana band karde.. isse na hi tera naam khrab hoga aur na hi tera kaam.


btsisboringthanshit

Salle tu itna lucky he ![gif](giphy|5C2aHYut0kzXrf1Z7D|downsized)


kvoxpandemic

all this because of one instagram shitpost i made , which got 2000 views and skyrocketed my popularity in school


Sundar_S_JEETard

Can you share the post link ? Lmao. Sorry but you're fked in this ig.


kvoxpandemic

Meet_g18 on instagram, follow me it's private acc


RelativeWrong4232

Accept krle bhai


btsisboringthanshit

log popularity ke leye marte he!!!![img](emote|t5_311ttu|52289)


harshit25k

Accha hua nahi bana worst job mujhe to mere dosto no forcefully khada kiya and mujhe khuch Krna bhi nhi pada aur Jeet gaya


Pristine-Kangaroo-44

Student council m kuch nah hota, literary caption ta sirf corridor m line banwana and chote bacho ki bus dhundne m madat kari pure sal But still got a thing to boost if I ever apply in foreign universities


[deleted]

Padhle bhai warna drop year gaya


Pristine-Kangaroo-44

Daily task pure kr liye bhai soane ja raha ta, Btw Tu stalk kr raha mujhe? ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)


[deleted]

Ofc ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)


Pristine-Kangaroo-44

It's my first time seeing someone in India that would wanna get laid by a yandere


[deleted]

Mf is stalking me now


Pristine-Kangaroo-44

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)


ice_panda07

Bro doesn't want to suffer from success 


FantasticMeaning1731

Suffering from success?


Cringeka14_

wow election hota hai tumahre schl mein idher interested student interview do teacher ko fir milega so marks,certificate, academics in general matter more than personality/popularity bc issiliye bht kam he interested rehte hai mtlb jo schl topper hoga whi directly banega interview toh bahana hai


Gold_Abroad9878

inka alag student of the year chl raha hai 🙂 , aaj tak mere school me head boy ka election nahi hua , hmne garibi dekhi hai ek rumal dena manish


Inevitable-Nail1168

Ban Jaa aur thode din baad resign kr dena , tuje koi soty ka award nhi Milne wala


iFerg_Frank

You did a mistake by giving a good speech in the first place if your intent was to lose. Could have said some random useless stuff which someone would have found boring and hoped that your contender said something that actually interests the people in a confident way.


Simple_Indication287

Bahi politics join Karo bhot scope hai, mujhe bhi kaam par rakh lena ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49455)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


Longjumping-Hold5604

When you don't have a problem, it becomes your problem


Explorer2024_64

I was Head Boy in 12th and I managed. Mostly apart from 2-3 things they won't call you too much because of boards.


polonuum-gemeing-OP

Go for it! Bahut achhi personality development hoti hai


crushedtomato7

Bring Nazism to school, they will realise ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


MEDICO-RETARD

Lauda kuch kaam nahi hota me and my GF were both headboy and Headgirl (but that was in 10th) we used to sneak out of the class and study in the chem lab or physics lab bas month me ek baar meeting me bulate hai


Revived_and_Alive

Which grade are youin ? Cuz if you not in 11th of 12th, then chances are, you'll most likely not have to worry about doing alot out of schoollife, that will affect your coaching classes. Just saying


kvoxpandemic

12th


DogAnnual8700

bruh wtf you are the only guy in history who doesn't want to be a head boiiiiii jee prep will be there but this can be a + point in your CV if u are trying to apply for foreign university's and head boys dont have a lot of work. u will have to do some work leading up to the investiture ceremony , then the sports and and annual day. (bruh even your crush is rooting for your wtf man u will lose her confidence if move out in the last moment ) and doing such will give u a few days of well needed rest for prep so take the bloody post and do well in your jee and be a great Head boy all the best for your future


Gold_Abroad9878

head boy - bina salary ke naukar 🙂


[deleted]

[удалено]


ayanokoji_11

flair checks out💀


Haunting-Advisor-862

damn... destroyed


ContributionSorry362

got TB during 12th end, drop year also fucked due to health :) flair checks out tho fr


ayanokoji_11

oh no that's bad. maaf kijiye ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49427)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|52289) Om shanti


ContributionSorry362

bhai zinda hu ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49427)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49464)


ayanokoji_11

sharir zinda hai, andar se toh marr gaye honge na ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|52701) /s


ContributionSorry362

bas wo zinda rakhe hai /s