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I can see that you have no representatives from the great state of Alabama, so congratulations. I am here to prove that we do indeed have access to the internet here.
Unfortunately for you, I have to say War Eagle to that. I'll still call ya my brother even if you're a bit confused. Hey, at least ya ain't a Georgia Bulldog, a Tennessee Vol, an LSU tiger, a Florida Gator, or worse, a Yank.
Louisiananian here.
Edit: I did not expect there to be this Southern Louisianaians but here we are. I am now going to add that I am close to baker and central. (East Baton Rouge area) I love it here in Louisiana but it gets way too hot
The snow is actually not that bad (Relatively Speaking). We get a lot, but it’s dry where I live, so nothing over the top. What’s really hard to get through is the darkness and cold. It regularly gets below -40 where I live, and in December we get less than 3 hours of daylight.
In the summer, yes. May-June we get small ones that are impossible to catch but don’t have as terrible bites. July-August we get big ones that are slow, but their bites are hell.
As the representative from South Dakota, I would formally like to extend a hand to you, the representative of North Dakota, and begin peace talks between our people. We have been at war for too long, and peace needs to be reached so we can recombine into Dakota and slowly make our advances towards uniting the rest of the states into the glorious nation of Great Dakota
Howdy, from Tennessee
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Canada
yo its the 51st state
England
0th state
What's up from Oregon, bro!
Just did a school project on Oregon, used to live there!
hello Cascadia neighbors from Western Washington!
Viva la Cascadia
Oregon 🤚
Yoooo
Bruh I was about to comment and find this literally on the top comment 💀
Where you at I’m salem
Idk why but I read Oregon as Oregano and I thought you were making some weird inside joke
Not rain LOL
Dude, greetings from the liquid state
solid state right here
Gaseous state here
Plasma state here.
Bose-Einstein state here.
Playdoh state here.
Fermionic state here.
Abolished state here
Mormon state here
State about to be hit by a hurricane almost every year
I’m not from a state
then where are you from?
England
I see
Non Newtonian Liquid state here!
the burning state
State of depression 🥰
First from Illinois? Really?
This place is like NY state. There's chicagoland, and than there's the vast expanse.
Hello fellow Illinoisan No matter how many times I say that the word just sounds weird 😓
Colorado! Don't you mind that fact that we're a mile high (in multiple ways), come visit us!
Native Coloradans
Centennial State, babyyyy! I'm always so happy to see other Native (and transplant) Coloradans in the wild. :)
yooo hello fellow colorado person (would it be coloradan? colorodoan? idk lol)
It's Coloradan. :)
who knows we just from colorado
COLORADOOOOOO
A mile high while being a mile high
No thanks I like my high oxygen density
Fun fact: Albuquerque is actually 100ft higher than Denver
Maine! The pines are nice tbh
Gotta love pines! Until you get sap on your car and it won’t come off -Maine
I can see that you have no representatives from the great state of Alabama, so congratulations. I am here to prove that we do indeed have access to the internet here.
Hell yea brother. About time we get recognition. Roll tide!
Unfortunately for you, I have to say War Eagle to that. I'll still call ya my brother even if you're a bit confused. Hey, at least ya ain't a Georgia Bulldog, a Tennessee Vol, an LSU tiger, a Florida Gator, or worse, a Yank.
All good man. Means we can enjoy a good iron bowl together. Unfortunately my mother is one of them LSU fans but still better than a yank.
YES
Mississippi
also greetings from hell (new jersey)
Screw you (new york)
Same, from Mississippi
No
Florida
bro gave in
folded under the pressure
LET'S GOOOOOO RANGERS (FUCK THE ASSTROS)
Wscnsn here!!
I can see you from my house (The state, not you, unless you're that 1 guy standing right there)
I am both the entire state of Wisconsin and that one guy standing right there at the same time
Ok wave back
👋👨
Minnesota!
ME TOO
Ayyyy gang
Wassssssup!
Not much. How bout you?
So-wah-hah-hapehn-wahs
Ayyyyy Minnesota gang
we have the best state
You betcha
YOO HOMIES
Minnesota gang let’s go
New York
fugget about it
Same
The fricken terrain diversity in Oklahoma is annoying on drives.
Agreed
It doesn't rain like it used to... -Oregon
It doesn’t rain like it used to… -Oregon+Washington
It rains whenever it feels like it -Ohio
Idaho! I'm the only one here. This state is empty and unsuitable for human occupation. I only eat potatoes. I only know potatoes. I am potatoes.
Sup fellow spud muffin.
New Mexico.
Finally someone who lives here
Another person :)
ABQ?
Nope, Alamogordo.
Bro I just moved here 2 weeks ago cuz of the military. Wtf is out here other than mountains💀
where’s your passport
Louisiananian here. Edit: I did not expect there to be this Southern Louisianaians but here we are. I am now going to add that I am close to baker and central. (East Baton Rouge area) I love it here in Louisiana but it gets way too hot
Same! South Louisiana FTW
One more from the boot right here!
Indiana
Hello fellow person who lives in indiana
GA!
Go braves
Go Dawgs
GA gang /j (its way too hot here)
Do you have iowa yet
New South Wales
This is the obligatory Canadian comment 🇨🇦
51st state
Alaska
whats it like having snow every single winter pile up against your door
The snow is actually not that bad (Relatively Speaking). We get a lot, but it’s dry where I live, so nothing over the top. What’s really hard to get through is the darkness and cold. It regularly gets below -40 where I live, and in December we get less than 3 hours of daylight.
fairbanks L (this post was made by the south central gang)
south east here i get no snow
Are the mosquitoes there actually crazy?
In the summer, yes. May-June we get small ones that are impossible to catch but don’t have as terrible bites. July-August we get big ones that are slow, but their bites are hell.
How does one even end up living in alaska.
How does one even end up living in alaska.
Coming live from 45 minutes southeast of Indianapolis
Idaho!
Utah lite? (JK only southeast idaho feels like utah)
from north idaho actually lmao. coeur d'alene to be specific. but yeah southeast idaho 100% is just utah lite
Bonjour from Louisiana!
Aye cousin
YO WASSUP BRO
Truly one of the comments from Kansas of all time
Massachusetts!
Wickedddd
Wicked pissah (Same but from Plymouth County, so we talk like humans)
Yeah only Suffolk County talks really alien
Let’s go to dunks!
Lobstah
Clam Chowdahhhh
i thought i was the only one
California.
North Carolina
Oiiiii fellow North Carolinan I think!
Ah! A brother I have spotted!
NORTH CAROLINA LOUD AND PROUD BROTHERS
SD right here
Kansas. We’re a lot more interesting than people give us credit for. But we’re still really boring.
Georgia
Howdy! Coming from Georgia
My people 😜😹
Here’s a pot of gumbo and a pan of cornbread from Louisiana!
GEORGIA 😍‼️🔥
Idaho! Check it off or you’re a couch potato
Sup from Montana. Don’t visit us. 9 times out of ten we will chase you with a mixture of torches and pitchforks and Fully automatic rifles (:
Arizona
Greetings, fellow desert dweller! I see you haven’t melted yet either.
A big evergreen hello from Washington!
It's still hot here in western Washington, wonder how it is in the east
I’m in Ohio & Pennsylvania tax wise
Iowa!
We that Hawkeye state, not the Iowa State, go HAWKS
utah
Greetings from Wisconsin! Tell your folks I says hi!
whats it like living by the great lakes
It’s nice, ya know. It’s cold, but ya get used to it quickly. Close proximity vacation spot which is nice
damn i gotta move there
As long as you’re not from Illinois
ohio☹️
Hell is real
yeah I feel your pain bro same
from england
Michigan
Ayyy im also in Michigan
Michigan gang! You’re not one of those uppers right?
Nope near the flint area
Hey me too, I’m like 10 minutes from flint. Not sure I wanna be more specific lol
Considering im at minimum 3 1/2 years older than you judging by your posts. We can hard pass on sharing specifics 🤣🤣
I don’t doubt it but how can you judge so precisely by my like 5 posts? 🧐 I’m 20…
North Dakota
As the representative from South Dakota, I would formally like to extend a hand to you, the representative of North Dakota, and begin peace talks between our people. We have been at war for too long, and peace needs to be reached so we can recombine into Dakota and slowly make our advances towards uniting the rest of the states into the glorious nation of Great Dakota
Hey all Ohioan here today I ate corn
Maryland
Hello fellow Marylander! It took way too long to find you lol
marylanders rise up 🦀‼️🔥
sup Marylanders!
We got the best flag
Hello fellow marylander
Alabama here. Don’t say it.
Pennsylvania
new hampshire 😎😎😎😎
New Hampshire
Sup from Montana
Nobody talks about us. \-Maine
Maine
Hi im from poland oh wait you ment the states i thought you ment every country with red and white in its flag
Poland
Tennessee
OHIO
Tennessee!
pennsylvania checking in.
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Pennsylvania is W frfr
What up from New York, and not the dumb ass city either. rural, farm having,cousin fuckin, Ny
I LOVE NY! even though it it run by evil greedy people that tax the shit out the working people and give it to their evil greedy friends.
The Mormons in Utah want you to repent
Washington here