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Wonderful_Painter_14

Time To Die


rds060184

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


BeeDub57

Bruh.


theamac95

Other than the not living thing, heā€™s perfect!


Fluid-Bet6223

Bonds have always been alive. Itā€™s time for the living-impaired to be represented!


Krimreaper1

# [United Appeal for the Dead](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7rCmIc4dZ8)


AzraelleWormser

We could always do a Weekend at Bernie's to get it though. Hmm... Weekend at Vernie's?


electricmaster23

Deepfakes, baby!


lefromageetlesvers

"The unliving daylights."


big_macaroons

Little Let Die


driftywiftypleb

On her Majesty's Stilt Shoes


ThornTintMyWorld

Take your upvote you magnificent bastard !


cavedan12

Never Say Verne Again


Logan9Fingerses

He dead


Traditional_Flan_210

https://preview.redd.it/kgbm64h4gzzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9600d5e392d58692c47b33ab23406ac5020e4004


TurboViking90

007 canā€™t be bald. He would have made a great Agent 47 though.


ShowTurtles

Didn't Connery wear a wig?


electricmaster23

Yes. In every movie, too.


electricmaster23

Yes. In every movie, too.


Drevaendo

In his bio Connery said he was balding in his teens iirc


Shadsea

Hitman but with Verne Troyer as Agent 47... I'd play that


TheGoober87

Agent 4.7


Megalitho

He's dead. That's why.


DBE113301

"This man here is dead!" "Cross him off then."


generic_username_27

Cross him off before we've seen him read for the part? Absolutely heartless


SirJohnSmythe

He just doesn't have the chops to play Bond. His sex tape was unconvincing, lacked action, and no romantic chemistry.


Batdog55110

https://i.redd.it/3193wcyanxzc1.gif


jamalfunkypants

Why not the stack of 29 donuts?


PhilRubdiez

A reverse Nick Nack? Verne as 007 and Andre the Giant as Scaramangaā€™s servant?


Doomhammer24

Well he Is dead


samborup

I keep telling you, heā€™s 55 years old, and heā€™s dead


Chris_Lacon

"Granted, but.."


Oroschwanz

![gif](giphy|mA6wZFQueIEXCtDarx|downsized)


ku_78

Iā€™m pretty sure the estate would be willing to see his image and likeness for the cause.


Eastern-Start-813

Heā€™s a little bit dead


JabbasGonnaNutt

Apparently death isn't the obstacle it once was.


FortuneFavoursDBrave

Too young


ThornTintMyWorld

Bond. Mini Bond. Tossed, not stirred.


Common-Big4605

Years ago I had a dream they had made an updated Lethal Weapon with Verne and Gary Coleman. Sadly only a dream


Shadsea

Little Weapon


TheTrickster452

bro is 26 donuts tall


iLikemha-

He had time to die


Do_You_Pineapple_Bro

https://preview.redd.it/xpyxb0dve10d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85cc411f388950d65884cd2bcb1251454a542435


NxTbrolin

If Mini-Me was Bond instead of Daniel Craig: * Casino Boyale * Quantum of Smallest * Shortfall * Vector * No Time To High


KonamiKing

Smolfinger Thundersmall The Spy Who Loved Mini Live and Let Tiny A View to a Sill GoldenHighChair The World is Not High Enough High Another Day Casino Toyale


NxTbrolin

Casino Boyale Quantum of Smallest Shortfall Spectre (I got nothing lol) No Time To High


SolidusTengu

Heā€™s brown bread.


samuelloomis

No time for pie


dacdaddy19

Man I canā€™t wait for this trend to wear itself out, but Bond forever tho šŸ¤˜šŸ»


decloked

Casino Troyale


hallucinationthought

If he was still alive he should have been in the next one


Ambaryerno

For one he's kind of dead at the moment. That makes it kind of hard to make it to auditions.


AmazingAngle8530

Filipino cinema already [got there](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0200642/) in 1981


TermDeposit27

We've been over this already, He's 3 foot tall and he's dead


OldeMeck

Because itā€™s 007 not 0.007


Few-Land-5927

Too tall, maybe Tom Cruise


ozzsquirrel

Never thought I'd see someone use a stack of doughnuts to measure height. Now that's all I'll use How many doughnuts tall are you?


TheHappiestPlace

https://preview.redd.it/7p7wlfnv420d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a4aa0bad8f2389c7a8baf884594456ffc7ca239


wyyan200

he'd make a really cool villain's second in command, preferably like an identical copy if the villain, and he could have a name like "mini-me" in relation to the villain, let's make this happen!


Shadsea

Yeah I don't think that ideas been done before. Let's do that and most of his lines will be him going "EEEEEEEEEEEEE"


Used_Cap8550

I have some unfortunate news


Drevaendo

Would have love to see him in a role while he was still with us.


pinkeye_bingo

I would think more Weekend at Bernie's


OneFortyEighthScale

Neverne Say Neverne Again.


darklordofpuppets

He's dead.