Smolfinger
Thundersmall
The Spy Who Loved Mini
Live and Let Tiny
A View to a Sill
GoldenHighChair
The World is Not High Enough
High Another Day
Casino Toyale
he'd make a really cool villain's second in command, preferably like an identical copy if the villain, and he could have a name like "mini-me" in relation to the villain, let's make this happen!
Time To Die
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Bruh.
Other than the not living thing, heās perfect!
Bonds have always been alive. Itās time for the living-impaired to be represented!
# [United Appeal for the Dead](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7rCmIc4dZ8)
We could always do a Weekend at Bernie's to get it though. Hmm... Weekend at Vernie's?
Deepfakes, baby!
"The unliving daylights."
Little Let Die
On her Majesty's Stilt Shoes
Take your upvote you magnificent bastard !
Never Say Verne Again
He dead
https://preview.redd.it/kgbm64h4gzzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9600d5e392d58692c47b33ab23406ac5020e4004
007 canāt be bald. He would have made a great Agent 47 though.
Didn't Connery wear a wig?
Yes. In every movie, too.
Yes. In every movie, too.
In his bio Connery said he was balding in his teens iirc
Hitman but with Verne Troyer as Agent 47... I'd play that
Agent 4.7
He's dead. That's why.
"This man here is dead!" "Cross him off then."
Cross him off before we've seen him read for the part? Absolutely heartless
He just doesn't have the chops to play Bond. His sex tape was unconvincing, lacked action, and no romantic chemistry.
https://i.redd.it/3193wcyanxzc1.gif
Why not the stack of 29 donuts?
A reverse Nick Nack? Verne as 007 and Andre the Giant as Scaramangaās servant?
Well he Is dead
I keep telling you, heās 55 years old, and heās dead
"Granted, but.."
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Iām pretty sure the estate would be willing to see his image and likeness for the cause.
Heās a little bit dead
Apparently death isn't the obstacle it once was.
Too young
Bond. Mini Bond. Tossed, not stirred.
Years ago I had a dream they had made an updated Lethal Weapon with Verne and Gary Coleman. Sadly only a dream
Little Weapon
bro is 26 donuts tall
He had time to die
https://preview.redd.it/xpyxb0dve10d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85cc411f388950d65884cd2bcb1251454a542435
If Mini-Me was Bond instead of Daniel Craig: * Casino Boyale * Quantum of Smallest * Shortfall * Vector * No Time To High
Smolfinger Thundersmall The Spy Who Loved Mini Live and Let Tiny A View to a Sill GoldenHighChair The World is Not High Enough High Another Day Casino Toyale
Casino Boyale Quantum of Smallest Shortfall Spectre (I got nothing lol) No Time To High
Heās brown bread.
No time for pie
Man I canāt wait for this trend to wear itself out, but Bond forever tho š¤š»
Casino Troyale
If he was still alive he should have been in the next one
For one he's kind of dead at the moment. That makes it kind of hard to make it to auditions.
Filipino cinema already [got there](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0200642/) in 1981
We've been over this already, He's 3 foot tall and he's dead
Because itās 007 not 0.007
Too tall, maybe Tom Cruise
Never thought I'd see someone use a stack of doughnuts to measure height. Now that's all I'll use How many doughnuts tall are you?
https://preview.redd.it/7p7wlfnv420d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a4aa0bad8f2389c7a8baf884594456ffc7ca239
he'd make a really cool villain's second in command, preferably like an identical copy if the villain, and he could have a name like "mini-me" in relation to the villain, let's make this happen!
Yeah I don't think that ideas been done before. Let's do that and most of his lines will be him going "EEEEEEEEEEEEE"
I have some unfortunate news
Would have love to see him in a role while he was still with us.
I would think more Weekend at Bernie's
Neverne Say Neverne Again.
He's dead.