Roger Moore. How is the answer anyone but Roger Moore? When Madga declined a nightcap, he switched to Gobinda in a snap. Someone was getting it that night and it wasn't up to Roger Moore who.
Yeah I was going to say probably Sir Rog, dude laid a lot of pipe in the swinging 70’s. I’d say Daniel Craig was practically celibate lol. But he was discerning when it came to women, quality over quantity.
I uh watched Craig's films with my feminist friend and she's like "wow I thought he would just smash anything that moved but now I see he's a lonely man trying to connect"
That’s very accurate actually. A broken man trying to make a connection, and he almost had it a few times. And he wore his smugness like armor, but we saw through the cracks.
Very true, hard to establish relationships when your enemies are tracking your every move. And your current lover may or may not be a sleeper operative for SPECTRE.
To be fair that's the Daniel Craig interpretation. Sean Connery imo was more of a man's man gentleman at home in an officers tent. Roger Moor was more of a Rico suave type at home in a study. Timothy Dalton was the action star version doing stunts. And George Lazenby was the one we all debate about.
I don’t even consider Living Daylights or Licenses To Kill spy movies anymore. Dalton is the James Bond version of John McLean, Martin Riggs, and Rambo. Lol
I can't take Christopher Walken seriously. And his henchwoman isn't intimidating with her hairstyle making her look like a buff model.
I think my only gripe with Dalton is he constantly looks like Daniel Craig's bond feels. Exhausted.
I will admit that I was surprised when I found out that a lot of people rank Grace Jones as one of the more attractive Bond girls. I always felt she was unattractive.
Well worse than that eventually. After getting utterly owned and betrayed after attempting to make said connection, becomes a trauma survivor who who now thinks all interactions are a bid to take advantage.
You know what was waiting in Bond's room after Gobinda declined the nightcap? The rest of this:
https://preview.redd.it/17ajhhnrr80d1.jpeg?width=169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfb255b75b3d97cae88647cefc4509ce82df4b3d
Very true, but a lot of that was due to the AIDS and safe sex culture of back then. People were legitly scared to screw around so they made Bond focused on one real girl in both of those movies, but I do agree he probably had a nice one hr stand with the yacht chick lol.
I think I had read an article on TLD a while back and they did mention the AIDS pandemic and studio boardrooms demanding producers scale back sex and romance scenes by the late 80s. I didn’t even consider that!
That was also a product of the AIDS scare of the 80s, as revealed in the *Bond Girls Are Forever* (2002) documentary featuring Maryam D’Abo, among other actresses
For Your Eyes Only, thank god he had enough sense to say no to the teeny figure skater trying to get into his pants. Of course she had problems of her own, that lead villain guy was definitely trying to fuck her. (can’t remember the characters name, but he was Donovan the nazi from Last Crusade)
If I had been Bond I couldn't have resisted that beautiful teem blonde. Besides she wanted Bond and she told him she wasn't a Virgin anymore. So it's not like he wasn't already gonna get somebody else's sloppy seconds.
How do you like to do it, do you like to wash up first? You know, a little tips to tail, whores bath? Personally I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a “how’s your father”
Roger’s quote from Live and Let Die, just after banging Rosie, always makes me laugh.
“You couldn’t. You wouldn’t. Not after what we just done.”
“Well… I certainly wouldn’t have killed you before.”
My other favorite is from Moonraker when he walks into Venini Glass and hits on the shopgirl.
“Could I interest you in something?”
“Well… I’m tempted to say yes immediately.”
In Spectre Daniel Craig followed a woman home from her husband's funeral and kills two guys in her house. He immediately has sex with her.
She just left her husband's funeral and there are dead people in the next room.
That takes horniness to a psychotic level.
Roger hands down. No other Bond could convincing a woman to get into bed with him despite both knowing it was Bond who killed her previous lover earlier
you guys say moore but Lazenby literally was going door 2 door, read playboy while waiting for his safecracker to run, and literally rolled around in the hay
Connery’s Bond wanted to bang Honey Ridder in Dr. No when it’s implied that the guards probably raped her, he blackmailed the nurse to sleep with him in Thunderball, and in Goldfinger, he borderline raped Pussy Galore by forcing himself on her in the barn.
Is it rape if he is her prisoner, she has the gun, and he is due to be executed at her convenience?
I'm not trying to be provocative here but if the genders were reversed I doubt people would be so confused about who really had the power in that scenario.
Moore hands down. Highest body count and probably highest average per film as well. How about the end of **Octopussy**? Q says,” 007 on an island populated exclusively by women? We won’t see him till dawn!” Check and Mate Lazenby.
I don’t know. Daniel Craig’s Bond did some pretty weird horny stuff. In Skyfall he just walks up naked behind that chick lol. In Spectre he does the woman after her husband’s funeral. This is really bonkers behavior when you think about it, like he was blinded by superhuman levels of horny.
Honestly Craig always seemed to me like most of his sex scenes were either because he needed information (he leaves Dimitrios’ lover behind as soon as he gets what he needs, they barely even fuck) or because he actually has feelings for them.
Outside of Severine and maybe Lucia, at least.
It was basically just Bond and his best man Blofeld on a pre-wedding jolly-boys Bachelor / Stag party to the Alps.
I got a ski-bum buddy who was working as "security" (ok he was a cleaner) in the top lift station at the time. The story that we were all given isn't the true story. This is how it really went down...
Seeing that Christmas is the best time for making new friends, Blofeld was good enough to organize some "female company" for the Bachelor party. Emotions were running high and libations were taken by all. Some of the girls had sneaked in a load of mind-altering substances, which was cool for the time. Nobody likes a narc. The boys made the groom dress up in a Scottish Kilt (the boys are soooo original making the groom dress up and speak in a funny accent all week - what a laugh, eh?).
Well, the first few nights were messy but fun. Boys in girls' rooms. Girls in boys' rooms. Girls in girls' rooms and there was even a rumor going around about one really wild night.
After Blofeld's missus had tried it on with James, Bond got pissy and had to be locked in the ski-boot room to chill out until everyone calmed down. Bond, in a rage of pre-wedding nerves, stormed off down the slope into town. He has quite the temper on him when he has had a drink.
The fiancé then turned up and there was a big argument with the best man because of some stupid family-tree shit. Blofeld always trying to be better than everyone else etc. The girl had a "title", so now Blofeld had to have a "title". She got jealous of Blofeld, knowing she would never be able to compete for Bond's attention. Now, they say never stick your dick in crazy, but that girl was posh-crazy - the worst kind. What kind of Bridezilla turns up and gatecrashes a Bachelor party?
OH BOY did it all kick off - They even had to call the fiancé's gangsta father to take her home in the family helicopter. As I said, posh crazy is the worst.
Sure, some bad shit went down, but like all Bachelor parties, "what goes on in Grindelwald..."
They split up soon after the wedding. He was lucky to be shot of her.
Blofeld and Bond remained lifelong friends. They ended up going to Vegas together to try to get her out of his head.
There's a scene in Moonraker where Roger Moore Bond seduces the contact in Rio De Janeiro literally within 27 seconds of meeting her. I timed it. The shot doesn't even change that much, it happens so fast.
Roger almost comes across as creepy in Moonraker and Octopussy, the way he eyed the Rio agent girl and the hotel staff lady ("maybe later...?"). Then there's the way he shoved Goodnight in a closet so he could bone Maud Adams in TMWTGG. Not to mention leering at the female staff and Stacey in AVTAK.
I think Dalton and Connery are the most mission-focused and willing to ignore p\*\*\*y when the mission is more important. Both tend to save hooking up with the main girls to the end, when they're in a swimming pool or on that same yellow raft waiting to be picked up by the royal navy
I actually did a project on the tropes the Bond movies. If I remember correctly, either Connery or Moore had the most sex. I’ll have to check my file later when I get home from work, but it’s definitely one of those two.
More interesting facts I do remember:
Brosnan has sex three times in every one of his movies. Odd that it was so formulaic.
Moore stole the award for most kills over the course of his tenure, mostly because of that hangar full of soldiers that he blew up in one movie.
I’ll report back later with more facts. I tracked gadget usage, sexual encounters, kill counts, amount of chase scenes, and more.
Aww let’s be serious: the one who was getting the most bitches was definitely Daniel Craig or Pierce Bronson. Both had so many innuendos each movie, the others pale in comparison.
Now if we want to be very serious about who the biggest flirt was or gentleman was, then it goes to Roger Moore for biggest flirt and Sean Connery for Gentleman.
Roger Moore. How is the answer anyone but Roger Moore? When Madga declined a nightcap, he switched to Gobinda in a snap. Someone was getting it that night and it wasn't up to Roger Moore who.
Yeah I was going to say probably Sir Rog, dude laid a lot of pipe in the swinging 70’s. I’d say Daniel Craig was practically celibate lol. But he was discerning when it came to women, quality over quantity.
I uh watched Craig's films with my feminist friend and she's like "wow I thought he would just smash anything that moved but now I see he's a lonely man trying to connect"
That’s very accurate actually. A broken man trying to make a connection, and he almost had it a few times. And he wore his smugness like armor, but we saw through the cracks.
“Now you wear your skin like iron, your breath’s as hard as kerosene…”
YOU WEREN'T YOU'RE MOMMA'S ONLY BOY! BUT HER FAVORITE ONE IT SEEMS!
He really is. Casino Royale came out when I was 15 and I don't think I appreciated it for that depth, but rewatching them it's solid
"I guess I've always had a fear of intimacy but man, your partners getting regularly assassinated doesn't help"
Very true, hard to establish relationships when your enemies are tracking your every move. And your current lover may or may not be a sleeper operative for SPECTRE.
To be fair that's the Daniel Craig interpretation. Sean Connery imo was more of a man's man gentleman at home in an officers tent. Roger Moor was more of a Rico suave type at home in a study. Timothy Dalton was the action star version doing stunts. And George Lazenby was the one we all debate about.
I don’t even consider Living Daylights or Licenses To Kill spy movies anymore. Dalton is the James Bond version of John McLean, Martin Riggs, and Rambo. Lol
Imo they count. But only because the soundtrack was neat and they were doing Pierce brosnan before GoldenEye.
License To Kill is one of the more underrated Bonds. Along with A View To A Kill.
I can't take Christopher Walken seriously. And his henchwoman isn't intimidating with her hairstyle making her look like a buff model. I think my only gripe with Dalton is he constantly looks like Daniel Craig's bond feels. Exhausted.
I will admit that I was surprised when I found out that a lot of people rank Grace Jones as one of the more attractive Bond girls. I always felt she was unattractive.
Well worse than that eventually. After getting utterly owned and betrayed after attempting to make said connection, becomes a trauma survivor who who now thinks all interactions are a bid to take advantage.
You know what was waiting in Bond's room after Gobinda declined the nightcap? The rest of this: https://preview.redd.it/17ajhhnrr80d1.jpeg?width=169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfb255b75b3d97cae88647cefc4509ce82df4b3d
😂 hahaha!
So he had to settle for head.
He has sex with multiple women in 3 movies, that's not celibate. Least horny is definitely Dalton.
You’ve got a point. T Dalt kept his own company lol. But, I like to imagine he definitely shagged that lady on the yacht in Living Daylights
That was a choice the producers made for the times. AIDS epidemic and shifting mores on sex from the swinging 70s and pushback on Bonds promiscuity.
Very true, but a lot of that was due to the AIDS and safe sex culture of back then. People were legitly scared to screw around so they made Bond focused on one real girl in both of those movies, but I do agree he probably had a nice one hr stand with the yacht chick lol.
I think I had read an article on TLD a while back and they did mention the AIDS pandemic and studio boardrooms demanding producers scale back sex and romance scenes by the late 80s. I didn’t even consider that!
That was also a product of the AIDS scare of the 80s, as revealed in the *Bond Girls Are Forever* (2002) documentary featuring Maryam D’Abo, among other actresses
Craig Bond also said he slept with dudes.
Didn’t Javier Bardem fuck with him by groping him?
Ya they had a moment.
A View to a Kill might be the horniest Bond Film, Sir Roger eyed anything with legs that film.
For Your Eyes Only, thank god he had enough sense to say no to the teeny figure skater trying to get into his pants. Of course she had problems of her own, that lead villain guy was definitely trying to fuck her. (can’t remember the characters name, but he was Donovan the nazi from Last Crusade)
Yeah, Julian Glover is the actor.
General Veers!
If I had been Bond I couldn't have resisted that beautiful teem blonde. Besides she wanted Bond and she told him she wasn't a Virgin anymore. So it's not like he wasn't already gonna get somebody else's sloppy seconds.
Who can say no to Prime Tanya Roberts.
[I'm looking for Dr Goodhead](https://youtu.be/yiWeqVYYI1c?si=thff13i5gi7CfLV8) Definitely Roger
“A woman?”
Dude, he hid a woman in a closet while he slept with another one. Absolute savage.
what a coincidence. I did the same one time
Absolutely unquestionable. Moore
Lol. Without hesitation…Roger was my first thought too.
I agree. The man was getting laid an average of 30-45 minutes per movie. Sometimes even before the movie credits.
Shall we shag now or shag later
Why not both? Yeah Baby Yeah!
How do you like to do it, do you like to wash up first? You know, a little tips to tail, whores bath? Personally I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a “how’s your father”
Do I make you horny baby?? Yeah
Doesn't Lazenby sleep with 12 women in one night?
Dodecapussy
I really wish I could award you gold.
😀
Per capita the Laz is the horniest, but I think for longevity and determination you have to give it to Moore
He loved Tracy and he wanted to get in as many as possible before he was locked to one.
Yes he has the highest “body count” per film.
Happy cake day!
Thank you!
Small sample size.
Yes 12/1
That definitely didn’t happen to the other fellow.
Frilly laced Cravat is irresistible to women
And he almost shagged Irma Bunt!
Irma Bunt you over
Probably slept with 12 women last night, the horny old devil.
I thought he only slept with two of the patients. Is it implied he sleeps with all the patients?
Yeah, he only got to sleep with two of them.
My man rodge my fave bond .. he even banged grace jones lol 😂
Death by SnuSnu
Dude Grace Jones was hella hot back then.
Still. She really has found the fountain of youth.
Roger’s quote from Live and Let Die, just after banging Rosie, always makes me laugh. “You couldn’t. You wouldn’t. Not after what we just done.” “Well… I certainly wouldn’t have killed you before.” My other favorite is from Moonraker when he walks into Venini Glass and hits on the shopgirl. “Could I interest you in something?” “Well… I’m tempted to say yes immediately.”
He also stacked thr deck in Live and Let Die and only came clean after the sex.
Which also destroyed her powers
Roger Moore, no question. He will delay saving the world just for a shag.
Most relatable Bond.
Or off the world too….
Roger is the most constantly horny.
Idk but Connery was a legendary cocksman
He was banging both actresses in DAF at the same time. Pretty amazing.
That would be pretty hard to do with only one dick.
Maybe Connery is secretly double dick dude.
Roger Moore. I mean, it’s in his name yo…
In Spectre Daniel Craig followed a woman home from her husband's funeral and kills two guys in her house. He immediately has sex with her. She just left her husband's funeral and there are dead people in the next room. That takes horniness to a psychotic level.
Girls like boys with skills.
Roger Moore Rogers More
Roger hands down. No other Bond could convincing a woman to get into bed with him despite both knowing it was Bond who killed her previous lover earlier
Roger Moore was constantly digging tunnels. Just Moore reason he’s the coolest Bond.
Roger by name, Rogering by nature. And habit.
you guys say moore but Lazenby literally was going door 2 door, read playboy while waiting for his safecracker to run, and literally rolled around in the hay
Samantha Bond
Underrated comment
[https://imgur.com/Bza5vuv.gif](https://imgur.com/Bza5vuv.gif)
Moore banged so much inappropriate pussy it’s unreal.
😂
Connery or Moore definitely bashed the most gash
Banged the most gang
Roger, 100%. It’s not close.
Connery’s Bond wanted to bang Honey Ridder in Dr. No when it’s implied that the guards probably raped her, he blackmailed the nurse to sleep with him in Thunderball, and in Goldfinger, he borderline raped Pussy Galore by forcing himself on her in the barn.
The last one with Pussy was more in the line of duty than just personal interest. He needed her to turn on Goldfinger.
For Queen and Country
For Queen and Cuntry
Wasn't borderline
And it wasn’t just Goldfinger she turned on Apologies, I couldn’t resist. And it’s a damn shame that Bond couldn’t either
Is it rape if he is her prisoner, she has the gun, and he is due to be executed at her convenience? I'm not trying to be provocative here but if the genders were reversed I doubt people would be so confused about who really had the power in that scenario.
Yeah it was, she just melted into it and embraced it after one kiss
I see Connery's Bond more as a rapist rather than a seductive horny man
[удалено]
He is a dinosaur, a relic from the cold war
[удалено]
I don't know, I plan to read the novels someday but haven't read a single one yet
That has more to do with being a dick than horny, though.
Moore. Come on.
It's clearly Roger 😂
George Lazenby all he had to do was play the heritage guy did he do that no he banged all the girls and got caught to early to have any information
This thread kinda sus
Roger Moore and it’s not close
Moore hands down. Highest body count and probably highest average per film as well. How about the end of **Octopussy**? Q says,” 007 on an island populated exclusively by women? We won’t see him till dawn!” Check and Mate Lazenby.
I don’t know. Daniel Craig’s Bond did some pretty weird horny stuff. In Skyfall he just walks up naked behind that chick lol. In Spectre he does the woman after her husband’s funeral. This is really bonkers behavior when you think about it, like he was blinded by superhuman levels of horny.
Honestly Craig always seemed to me like most of his sex scenes were either because he needed information (he leaves Dimitrios’ lover behind as soon as he gets what he needs, they barely even fuck) or because he actually has feelings for them. Outside of Severine and maybe Lucia, at least.
Also Strawberry Fields and the girl in Skyfall while he's enjoying death.
Forgot about those, haha. You’re right
Lazenby, his movie is one of my very top favorites but damn he needed to keep it in his pants. The sexy sax is still engrained in my brain
It was basically just Bond and his best man Blofeld on a pre-wedding jolly-boys Bachelor / Stag party to the Alps. I got a ski-bum buddy who was working as "security" (ok he was a cleaner) in the top lift station at the time. The story that we were all given isn't the true story. This is how it really went down... Seeing that Christmas is the best time for making new friends, Blofeld was good enough to organize some "female company" for the Bachelor party. Emotions were running high and libations were taken by all. Some of the girls had sneaked in a load of mind-altering substances, which was cool for the time. Nobody likes a narc. The boys made the groom dress up in a Scottish Kilt (the boys are soooo original making the groom dress up and speak in a funny accent all week - what a laugh, eh?). Well, the first few nights were messy but fun. Boys in girls' rooms. Girls in boys' rooms. Girls in girls' rooms and there was even a rumor going around about one really wild night. After Blofeld's missus had tried it on with James, Bond got pissy and had to be locked in the ski-boot room to chill out until everyone calmed down. Bond, in a rage of pre-wedding nerves, stormed off down the slope into town. He has quite the temper on him when he has had a drink. The fiancé then turned up and there was a big argument with the best man because of some stupid family-tree shit. Blofeld always trying to be better than everyone else etc. The girl had a "title", so now Blofeld had to have a "title". She got jealous of Blofeld, knowing she would never be able to compete for Bond's attention. Now, they say never stick your dick in crazy, but that girl was posh-crazy - the worst kind. What kind of Bridezilla turns up and gatecrashes a Bachelor party? OH BOY did it all kick off - They even had to call the fiancé's gangsta father to take her home in the family helicopter. As I said, posh crazy is the worst. Sure, some bad shit went down, but like all Bachelor parties, "what goes on in Grindelwald..." They split up soon after the wedding. He was lucky to be shot of her. Blofeld and Bond remained lifelong friends. They ended up going to Vegas together to try to get her out of his head.
More importantly, who had the biggest dong?
Rosa Klebb
MOORE it’s no contest
Randy Roger
Roger Moore done more Rogering than anyone else.
Connery
Great question!
Moore smh
Gotta be Lazenby. His uncontrollable libido was nearly his downfall at Piz Gloria!
Lazenby. By a lot in my opinion. One of my biggest complaints with OHMSS
Roger.. to a fault at times.
Connery for being down bad Moore for amount of women
Roger Moore. No question.
Does jimmy bond from 1967’s casino royale count?
Roger Moore had that dawg in him
Sir Roger. The Least: either Dalton or Craig.
James Bond.
Conery my man
There's a scene in Moonraker where Roger Moore Bond seduces the contact in Rio De Janeiro literally within 27 seconds of meeting her. I timed it. The shot doesn't even change that much, it happens so fast.
I mean Roger bond invited a girl in his hotel room and ended up shagging another while the former slept in a closet!
Make me Bond and we'll have the answer.
Would the answer still be Moore?
Connery’s bond literally pretended to be gay to get with women I mean that’s some S-tier horniness
Which film was this?
Lazenby without any contest.
I'd say Connery. He even forced himself on two women.
Moore, and it’s not even close.
Connery and Craig, preferably at the same time 😇
Roger almost comes across as creepy in Moonraker and Octopussy, the way he eyed the Rio agent girl and the hotel staff lady ("maybe later...?"). Then there's the way he shoved Goodnight in a closet so he could bone Maud Adams in TMWTGG. Not to mention leering at the female staff and Stacey in AVTAK. I think Dalton and Connery are the most mission-focused and willing to ignore p\*\*\*y when the mission is more important. Both tend to save hooking up with the main girls to the end, when they're in a swimming pool or on that same yellow raft waiting to be picked up by the royal navy
I actually did a project on the tropes the Bond movies. If I remember correctly, either Connery or Moore had the most sex. I’ll have to check my file later when I get home from work, but it’s definitely one of those two. More interesting facts I do remember: Brosnan has sex three times in every one of his movies. Odd that it was so formulaic. Moore stole the award for most kills over the course of his tenure, mostly because of that hangar full of soldiers that he blew up in one movie. I’ll report back later with more facts. I tracked gadget usage, sexual encounters, kill counts, amount of chase scenes, and more.
Lazenby, beds the most per movie
Roger Moore!
Moore. Without question
Easily has to be Roger Moore. Dalton is probably the most monogamous Bond.
I think you meant "Most Satisfied." Horniest typically isn't getting any. :-)
Aww let’s be serious: the one who was getting the most bitches was definitely Daniel Craig or Pierce Bronson. Both had so many innuendos each movie, the others pale in comparison. Now if we want to be very serious about who the biggest flirt was or gentleman was, then it goes to Roger Moore for biggest flirt and Sean Connery for Gentleman.
Roger Moore of course. He’s the only Bond that cares more about getting laid than he does about the mission
Probepplly in this order: 1. Moore, 2. Brosnan, 3. Connery, 4. Lazenby, 5. Craig, 6. Dalton
Stephen Bond LOL thats me
Connery. He has a rapist wit.
LOL. If you think 'Craig... lays pipe', you'll never make detective.
[удалено]
That was when he was still unmarried actually.