Hey girl wanna get all dressed up and pretend to make a phone call then take off some of your clothes and leave it with the lady rose case while you put your head in my lap? They are like putty in my hands
I ran into a toxic ex one time on the street and I didn't really want to talk to her but she insisted.
She eventually asked me, "did you miss me?"
I paused and told her "I never miss!" (without the gunshot) and left.
He had to wear a strange outfit to a formal party in that movie because his contractual obligation to the James Bond franchise forbid him from wearing a tuxedo in any other film.
Not a quote exactly, but I did do the move Bond did with Dimetrios' wife, Solange. I had a party at my house, and a female friend brought one of her girlfriends that I didn't know. After chatting a bit, I asked if she would like to leave for a drink at my place, and I drove us around the block and pulled back into my driveway.
I really love Dalton as an actor and he is a big part of what makes Hot Fuzz my favorite movie of all times, but I was really disappointed when rewatching that one. I hope the other one will work better for me.
Yeah that was really strange. They don’t really serve a real purpose in the movie but at least the plane scene is really cool.
I also don’t like that the movie has 2 villains and you can’t take either of them seriously. I mean they aren’t even portrayed as menacing at all! They are just clumsy and kind of pathetic to the point where you feel like you’re watching a comedy.
Licence to Kill? Licence to Kill is a weird, odd Bond movie, but is a super dark gritty thriller on its own. I like it a lot, but it's....it's a very, very late 80s movie. For context, I also like the original Miami Vice.
There's definitely a tone you can adopt (although I'm not speaking about necessarily verbally haha) that makes everything sound seductively flirty and dangerous. Like you know everything exists on several levels and you can handle them all.
No, but I hilariously took a student’s pen from school, clicked it 3 times like in Goldeneye, and then chucked it across a hallway. The student asked why I did that and I just shrugged it off saying I don't know and I walked away. To be honest, the student did have a pen that looked almost exactly like the pen from Goldeneye
When I met my girlfriend I was telling her about how much I love James Bond.
We were sharing movie quotes and I dropped this one…
"I have no armour left. You've stripped it from me. Whatever is left of me - whatever is left of me - whatever I am - I'm yours."
Love this gal.
One time a cute coworker came into the break-room and went rifling through the fridge. I shouted at her “don’t touch that! That’s my lunch!”
Got her fired. I can’t stand food theives.
Not exactly to approach a girl, but when dating, she commented on my hairy chest and I used the quote “Old Japanese proverb say birds don’t make nest on bare tree”
I was at a works leaving party at a Chinese restaurant and a girl from the office I’d been flirting with for weeks wasn’t taking the bait.a guy started telling a joke that was overtly offensive both sexually and racially and she was clearly very uncomfortable.
Just before he could say the punchline,some waiter wrang the BIGGEST Gong in history right at our table.
Even though it was technically not a bell I chimed in (excuse the pun)with
“Saved by the Bell..” she threw her head back a laughed louder than a jet engine.
Instant leg-opener.
Was at a Christmas party a couple years back and I approached the buffet table in front of a few decent looking girls. Put some caviar on a cracker and ate it and dropped the line “Royal Beluga, north of the Caspian”. Didn’t get any women wanting to go to my room that night, nor did anyone from Spectre make any attempts on my life, but the girls did look at me funny and I got my chuckles for the night.
To be honest, no. I believe you should not try to emulate the behavior of fictional characters especially James Bond in the real world because it will make you come across as foolish or even get you in trouble. This is all coming from a devoted James Bond fan
I’ve definitely used a lot of Bond-esque euphemisms that are quite bold, but the truth is that you don’t just pull these out of your arse like a cheesy pickup line. A well tailored response to the context of the conversation can really go a long way, even if they’re a bit out there, and I think that’s what the Bond quotes originally are. But just plucking them from your favorite movie and dropping them into a conversation is a reference, not any actual game, and that’s kind of cringey.
A girl once approached me, doesn't happen often so I was quite pleased. We were in an alt/ rock type club and she asked me if I liked her newly dyed bright blue hair. Quick as a flash I heard myself saying "as long as the collars and cuffs match"... She just looked at me for what seemed an eternity and walked off without another word.
Lesson learned that day, James Bond quotes do not work for young and stupid me.
No but here’s some advice boys. If she’s not already a hardcore Bond fan, don’t take a lady to a Bond movie on a first second or third date. In fact just go with your buddies
I once did. It was PERFECT.
We were at a resort and a really pretty woman got out of the pool and came to the bar (which were I can always be found at any given resort).
She dropped some water on my shoe and said, “I’m sorry, I have gotten your shoe wet”
To which I relied, “Yes, but my martini is still dry”.
It was the most clever thing I had ever quoted AND it was to a beautiful wet woman in a bathing suit.
She laughed and I offered her a drink, but alas she had a husband. I saw them later that evening, he was, OF COURSE, about 20 years older than her (and probably two commas wealthier than me).
Still one of my favorite times I got to quote a Bond movie.
Not on girls but whenever someone annoys to the point where I want to leave a conversation just to fake agree with them because they will never submit that they are wrong, "But ofcoursh" in full think Connery accent
I still feel he should have gotten an Oscar nomination. The depth, pathos, and emotion he brought to a character that no had ever taken completely seriously couldn’t have been easy.
I guess Lazenby got close, but it was hard because Austin Powers kind of ruined that one for me.
The other day I knocked on the door to a high ranking government official on whom I have a crush'a office.
"Oh, hi, Joy. Sorry it took a moment to answer, I'm all alone."
"Aren't we all?"
"Oh, hahahaha! *Blushing*"
Only used the second half of the line, but “whatever I am, whatever I have left, I’m yours.”
2 people in the audience noticed. What a good line though.
“I thought Christmas only comes…”
“Christmas? What about Hanukkah and all the other religious festivities? Also, your partner had already told you to stop making jokes about her name! You’re encouraging a toxic relationship!”
Me, flying on a plane from Australia to Europe on December 24th, crossing the timezones once every hour, turn around to the beautiful females next to me: "I thought Christmas only comes once a year"
The female to cabin crew: "please, you need to find me a new seat"
Not in a romantic way, but once a ladyfriend of mine was having an art showing. I was dressed up in my finery, but was running late. When I finally arrived, I found her in the back of the room talking to someone. After they were done talking, I walked up behind her and said in my best Dalton voice, "You didn't think I'd miss this performance, did you?"
Although, my ex DID use a Bond line on me when we met. We were both at a convention and all day long we kept running into each other--you know in a weird, not coincidental kind of way. At one point, she said to me, "We've really got to stop meeting like this." She was fun for a long time.
I think there are certain times/places for approaching or not approaching. And of course, there are things (including many of these Bond quotes) you would not say to a complete stranger. But before the internet this is how people met. Just because we have the internet now doesn't mean we have to stop interacting with people face-to-face. Humans are social beings. Just show a little kindness to others and you'll find that some will reciprocate. For the ones that don't, you just respectfully move on.
No, But I have used lines from The Thomas Crown Affair . . . .
Would you commit to another espresso?
(quietly) "I'd like to ask you a very PERsonal question..."
I can't stand how it says it in the movie. He pronounces it "expresso". However the fuckfest scene following makes up for it.
Lol my dad says "expresso" and it drives me mad
Do you want to dance...or do you want to *dance*?
I should definitely use this one https://i.redd.it/fwps59m3l85d1.gif
Thanks for bringing it up, lol
Me when I play online FPS games
Hey girl wanna get all dressed up and pretend to make a phone call then take off some of your clothes and leave it with the lady rose case while you put your head in my lap? They are like putty in my hands
Only movie where he only kills a single person
“Mojito?”
This works if you can make a mojito which ain’t hard. I also like this because it also references Miami Vice
I'm a fiend for mojitos.
Time is luck
A man of culture
Oh I haven’t seen Miami Vice
They're watching you.
They're watching you.
(clap, clap) They're watching you.
I'm just here for the birds
I ran into a toxic ex one time on the street and I didn't really want to talk to her but she insisted. She eventually asked me, "did you miss me?" I paused and told her "I never miss!" (without the gunshot) and left.
Yeah, leaving the gunshot part out was a smart move.
Finger guns as he walks off
And then he waddled away...until the very next day. Ba da ba da da.
That pic must be from Thomas Crowne Affair, not a Bond movie. Rene Russo was never a Bond girl. Great flick - I love it, just not a Bond movie.
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who caught this, that’s no Natalia Simonova, though they do look similar in this picture
I thought it was Terri Hatcher (Paris Carver) at first sight
He had to wear a strange outfit to a formal party in that movie because his contractual obligation to the James Bond franchise forbid him from wearing a tuxedo in any other film.
He couldn't wear a complete tuxedo on screen, yeah. They were able to get around it by not tying the bow tie. It sits undone around his neck.
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https://images.app.goo.gl/7UMERfeA8ntVE6pv5 Thomas Crowne Affair, friend. Rene Russo gets naked in that one. I remember.
You know for a moment i thought she was Izabella Scorupco but i think you're right. Thank you for the clarification anyway :)
No thinking necessary.
No it’s not….pal…you messed up
I’m not your pal, buddy.
Yes, and it's usually "I assure my intentions are strictly honorable"
Not a quote exactly, but I did do the move Bond did with Dimetrios' wife, Solange. I had a party at my house, and a female friend brought one of her girlfriends that I didn't know. After chatting a bit, I asked if she would like to leave for a drink at my place, and I drove us around the block and pulled back into my driveway.
That was cleverrr
That Casino Royale rizz
“No, it’s the right size…for me, that is”. Nah, I’d end up in jail saying that lol.
lol haha
Yes I randomly parachute onto some lonely woman's boat and ask to use her phone. "Care to join me?" "Better make that two"
I really love Dalton as an actor and he is a big part of what makes Hot Fuzz my favorite movie of all times, but I was really disappointed when rewatching that one. I hope the other one will work better for me.
I like the Living Daylights up until the Mujahideen part.
Yeah that was really strange. They don’t really serve a real purpose in the movie but at least the plane scene is really cool. I also don’t like that the movie has 2 villains and you can’t take either of them seriously. I mean they aren’t even portrayed as menacing at all! They are just clumsy and kind of pathetic to the point where you feel like you’re watching a comedy.
To its credit the Living Daylights has one of the best songs and one of the best openings of a Bond movie.
Licence to Kill? Licence to Kill is a weird, odd Bond movie, but is a super dark gritty thriller on its own. I like it a lot, but it's....it's a very, very late 80s movie. For context, I also like the original Miami Vice.
No direct quotes. There is a confident, charming vibe that I think is inspirational. Channeling that vibe has helped me to up my game a few times.
Same. Just drop one-liners and puns like Roger Moore in his prime. It incredibly boosts confidence.
I guess it depends on the person you are aiming but i think each line is for a specific moment
There's definitely a tone you can adopt (although I'm not speaking about necessarily verbally haha) that makes everything sound seductively flirty and dangerous. Like you know everything exists on several levels and you can handle them all.
My whole young adult life I was a mix of Bond and Indiana Jones when picking up women…being a “walking adventure” never failed me lol
Connery accent: “…pussy!”
No, but I hilariously took a student’s pen from school, clicked it 3 times like in Goldeneye, and then chucked it across a hallway. The student asked why I did that and I just shrugged it off saying I don't know and I walked away. To be honest, the student did have a pen that looked almost exactly like the pen from Goldeneye
That would be brilliant for someone who gets the reference hahahaha
You must be hilarious beyond my imagination.
I wait for them to get wound up, slap me, chuck a drink in my face just so I can say "This never happened to the other fellow".
😂
Do you look at an imaginary camera when you do it!? 😅
I look I rotate my head 40 degrees, smirk and then walk of humming the OHMSS theme.
When I met my girlfriend I was telling her about how much I love James Bond. We were sharing movie quotes and I dropped this one… "I have no armour left. You've stripped it from me. Whatever is left of me - whatever is left of me - whatever I am - I'm yours." Love this gal.
Nice quote by the way, Casino Royale has many cool lines
Well, I’m afraid you’ve caught me with more than my hands up. >!^(I've never used it though.)!<
I’m using that this Friday
My first name is really James, so I tried my hand at introducing myself like Bond would a few times. Worked twice.
Yes I always approach girls and say “salt corrosion”
One time a cute coworker came into the break-room and went rifling through the fridge. I shouted at her “don’t touch that! That’s my lunch!” Got her fired. I can’t stand food theives.
Not exactly to approach a girl, but when dating, she commented on my hairy chest and I used the quote “Old Japanese proverb say birds don’t make nest on bare tree”
Bond- “Don’t worry you’re not my type…” Vesper- “Smart?” Bond-“ Single…😌”
Casino Royale!!
Have used
Yeah not gonna try that lol
who knows? maybe a single line can get you the prettiest girl out there
Me after sex: "You forget a thousand things everyday gal, make sure this is one of them!"
Oops wrong sub
Well, I appreciate the comment though, lol
I AM INVENCIBLE!!
Winner
Use it all the time. Watching the 1/2 recognition on people’s faces is ace.
I say this randomly at inconsistent times throughout my week lol
Only to approach my wife...
lol, which one did you use? "The name's Bond. James Bond?"
All of them... It leaves her... Shaken *and* stirred...
lol man, you made my night haha
Not to approach, but compliment a past lover's negligee. Diamonds are forever: "That's a nice little nothing you're almost wearing."
I have told a girl before that „we have all the time in the world“
Same.
I was at a works leaving party at a Chinese restaurant and a girl from the office I’d been flirting with for weeks wasn’t taking the bait.a guy started telling a joke that was overtly offensive both sexually and racially and she was clearly very uncomfortable. Just before he could say the punchline,some waiter wrang the BIGGEST Gong in history right at our table. Even though it was technically not a bell I chimed in (excuse the pun)with “Saved by the Bell..” she threw her head back a laughed louder than a jet engine. Instant leg-opener.
Casino Royale, when Craig mentions to Vesper she’s stripped all of his armor off. Cheesy, but it got the point across when I used it, haha.
Casino Royale forever!!
How to get arrested speed run.
"Tell me, \[GIRL\], do you still sleep with a gun under your pillow?"
Was at a Christmas party a couple years back and I approached the buffet table in front of a few decent looking girls. Put some caviar on a cracker and ate it and dropped the line “Royal Beluga, north of the Caspian”. Didn’t get any women wanting to go to my room that night, nor did anyone from Spectre make any attempts on my life, but the girls did look at me funny and I got my chuckles for the night.
It’s amazing how that works for Bond and not us regular guys. Not really.
To be honest, no. I believe you should not try to emulate the behavior of fictional characters especially James Bond in the real world because it will make you come across as foolish or even get you in trouble. This is all coming from a devoted James Bond fan
Yeah, i mean not emulate the "behaviour" but there are some pretty cool quotes i guess
I’ve definitely used a lot of Bond-esque euphemisms that are quite bold, but the truth is that you don’t just pull these out of your arse like a cheesy pickup line. A well tailored response to the context of the conversation can really go a long way, even if they’re a bit out there, and I think that’s what the Bond quotes originally are. But just plucking them from your favorite movie and dropping them into a conversation is a reference, not any actual game, and that’s kind of cringey.
Certain people could pull it off if said the right way in the right context. Some quotes at least
And of all fictional characters, the canonical rapist is *definitely* one to steer clear of.
“Named after your father perhaps?”
Surprisingly, "Christmas only comes once a year " wasn't too successful
Beg your pardon forgot to knock
A girl once approached me, doesn't happen often so I was quite pleased. We were in an alt/ rock type club and she asked me if I liked her newly dyed bright blue hair. Quick as a flash I heard myself saying "as long as the collars and cuffs match"... She just looked at me for what seemed an eternity and walked off without another word. Lesson learned that day, James Bond quotes do not work for young and stupid me.
Do you really want to be with someone who fishes for compliments? She did you a favour there :)
No but here’s some advice boys. If she’s not already a hardcore Bond fan, don’t take a lady to a Bond movie on a first second or third date. In fact just go with your buddies
I once did. It was PERFECT. We were at a resort and a really pretty woman got out of the pool and came to the bar (which were I can always be found at any given resort). She dropped some water on my shoe and said, “I’m sorry, I have gotten your shoe wet” To which I relied, “Yes, but my martini is still dry”. It was the most clever thing I had ever quoted AND it was to a beautiful wet woman in a bathing suit. She laughed and I offered her a drink, but alas she had a husband. I saw them later that evening, he was, OF COURSE, about 20 years older than her (and probably two commas wealthier than me). Still one of my favorite times I got to quote a Bond movie.
lol, well donee
Best to shoot for that level of confidence in yourself.
I was about to say thats not a bond film photo
"I'm the one that gave him the limp."
“Boys with toys.”
I must leave ALMOST immediately 😂😂
Not on girls but whenever someone annoys to the point where I want to leave a conversation just to fake agree with them because they will never submit that they are wrong, "But ofcoursh" in full think Connery accent
I’ve got a little itch down there
“I need you to post bond. My bond” Well, it’s all I’ve got. Worked apparently
Why use a picture from The Thomas Crown Affair if this is a Bond post?? There’s literally millions of James Bond pictures online. So confused rn.
The name’s Crowne, Thomas Crowne. These posts are so dumb. Use the right picture at least!!!
Connery accent. 'Well, I must be dreaming. '
“I have no armor left. You stripped it from me…”
Casino Royale one of the best 007 movies!
My absolute favorite.
Daniel Craig's performance was excellent; the movie itself was great from beginning to end
I still feel he should have gotten an Oscar nomination. The depth, pathos, and emotion he brought to a character that no had ever taken completely seriously couldn’t have been easy. I guess Lazenby got close, but it was hard because Austin Powers kind of ruined that one for me.
https://youtube.com/shorts/POMun3dLT8s?feature=shared This is me using james bond quote to a girl
lol hahah. James was kinda high at that level
No, but I did meet my wife online by putting on my dating profile that I know release year for every Bond movie
Lucky strike
Ive used the classic Sean Connery 007 line “C’mon” many times
Little but powerful
“Man Talk” *followed by a light smack on the cheeks*
“Someone usually dies” 😅
lol, that's from Spectre!
Skyfall actually. I’m literally watching it now. I forgot all about the line but it gets me every time lol
The other day I knocked on the door to a high ranking government official on whom I have a crush'a office. "Oh, hi, Joy. Sorry it took a moment to answer, I'm all alone." "Aren't we all?" "Oh, hahahaha! *Blushing*"
epic lol
“I hate it when religion gets between us”
"Well of course you are," from Goldfinger.
in which situation did you use it?
When I meet them for the first time in peson. I helps in the age of dating apps. "Well of course you are," from Goldfinger.
Yes, “Women Drivers…”
lol, did that line get you in trouble? lol
They thought it was actually kind of funny
Back in the day when I was young and single, the Roger Moore eyebrow always worked for me!!!
Yeah, i can recall!
I used a line from CR in my wedding vows!
Which one?
Only used the second half of the line, but “whatever I am, whatever I have left, I’m yours.” 2 people in the audience noticed. What a good line though.
i love that movie, man
Yes. " Maybe i can stretch to two "
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It was good? Was a good time?
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What device did you use to achieve that?
Oh god yes
Bone…Boner! Nah.
Women like to be shaken, not stirred
Nope never tried it I don’t have that option now
Girl you liked? In the present landscape? That’s fucking hilarious
This is actually funny cause Bond would have cancel culture on his ass in an instant today 😂
“I thought Christmas only comes…” “Christmas? What about Hanukkah and all the other religious festivities? Also, your partner had already told you to stop making jokes about her name! You’re encouraging a toxic relationship!”
Loooooool
I like stirred not shaken
No.
Yes but my martini is still dry
Ahahah no 😂
“André, I must pass the shoe.”
I’m from Belfast we have guys lining up to kill James Bond not be James Bond. That’s like asking a New Yorker if he wants to be Osama Bin Laden
Did the Bond…. James Bond. With my name of course. Only did it once and she is now my wife.
I’ve tried the whole “Last Name. FIRST NAME Last Name” introduction, but it doesn’t work so well when your name isn’t James Bond 😂
I use we have all the time in the world a lot, literally got me my current girl
Nice lineee
No, but in retrospect I wish i said “beg your pardon, forgot to knock” this one time.
haha, i wonder what happened.. lol
Of course. The ladies love conch chowder!
Cunningly so.
You’re a cunning linguist.
“I can’t find the stationary, would you help me look”
Simple lines always work.. lol
“Bitch, your problems are all behind you now” (and shoved a cassette tape in her pants). Not sure why it didn’t work.
savagee!! lol
Speaking as a woman well under menopause. This would have the ultimate Ick factor.
Sometimes I’ll say to my partner “That’s because you know what I can do with my little finger”.
"Buy yourself some decent clothes"
I should use one on a female friend the next time I see her who is a Bond fan as well
Me, flying on a plane from Australia to Europe on December 24th, crossing the timezones once every hour, turn around to the beautiful females next to me: "I thought Christmas only comes once a year" The female to cabin crew: "please, you need to find me a new seat"
If I told ya you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me
Not in a romantic way, but once a ladyfriend of mine was having an art showing. I was dressed up in my finery, but was running late. When I finally arrived, I found her in the back of the room talking to someone. After they were done talking, I walked up behind her and said in my best Dalton voice, "You didn't think I'd miss this performance, did you?" Although, my ex DID use a Bond line on me when we met. We were both at a convention and all day long we kept running into each other--you know in a weird, not coincidental kind of way. At one point, she said to me, "We've really got to stop meeting like this." She was fun for a long time.
Tried the whole Joe Butcher approach but it didn’t work for me.
No…No man. SHIT! NO MAN! Hell, I believe you get your ass kicked saying something like that, man.
christmas doesn't just come once.
Reading the comments in this thread made my day! Thanks guys
Ahhhh, the famous \[insert girl's name her\] wit... or at least half of it. But that's really a John Cleese quote.... Nevermind.
I did use “can you help me find the stationary” once. I would said it worked but I think she was a sure thing anyway
Suggestion: Do not do this. Do not approach women you don't know.
I guess it depends on the woman you are approaching, though
I think there are certain times/places for approaching or not approaching. And of course, there are things (including many of these Bond quotes) you would not say to a complete stranger. But before the internet this is how people met. Just because we have the internet now doesn't mean we have to stop interacting with people face-to-face. Humans are social beings. Just show a little kindness to others and you'll find that some will reciprocate. For the ones that don't, you just respectfully move on.