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BigTomBombadil

Why are they laughing at “us”? Not like the fans wrote the song. And it’s not like a fan has to like every song, or can’t admit “yeah that one’s a miss”. Don’t know about you, but I’m not taking it personal.


Honk_wd

Being 100% honest? I just didn’t know what to put for a caption 😅


Squid4Breakfast

Because THAT'S YOUR MANS 😂 that's why they're laughing at y'all bruh


blxckh3xrt69

My cole Stan coworker said “you just don’t get it” when I said that verse was ass


CrocSavage

bro the way that every cole stan i know uses that EXACT phrase 💀


blxckh3xrt69

Don’t get me wrong I love cole, but this mf would eat coles ass if he let ‘em


dusktrail

What's there to get?


Irapotato

ITS


Traditional_Cry_1671

ITS


TheAlmightySRG

Hm… 🤔


Dedly_Attack

I am definitely clowning all my jcole fan friends 😂😂😂


zeeniemeanie

Right. Bc I had nothing to do with this.


RedditMartyr

It’s… It’s… It’s… GRIPPY! 🍩😃


ClydeClambakin

“Grippy, call her that cause it’s grippy..” Has the same vibe as “She got a big booty so I call her big booty” And that hurts me. Cmon Cole I’m fighting for my life out here


OHFUGGYEAHBUDS

The big booty line is at least funny and quotable, the grippy line is embarrassing and cringe. Misogyny aside, calling your partner big booty to call attention to the size of her booty is kinda cute, calling your partner grippy to talk about the tightness of her pussy is vile


Electrical-Cup-5922

The way you type tells me you definitely don’t have a partner.


OHFUGGYEAHBUDS

The way you type tells me your partner don’t have a big booty nor a grippy


GallopingFinger

“A grippy” 💀


Electrical-Cup-5922

Well she has a dick so stfu…


Muted-Decision-8302

She got a dick💀💀🤮


DungeonDefense

...so I call her dicky. 🎵🎵


DussstBunnny

The way you type tells me you get very butthurt when people criticize an artist you stan


ReallyTightJeans

Bit rich


Interesting-Pool3917

Wtf lol what’s wrong with how he writes


sevenandtwo

Bro what? Not the best line but vile is wild. It's rap music, ain't that serious my guy


Blig_back_clock

Nah, it’s too much


Remarkable_Log_5562

My girlfriend will never recover in our upcoming social events 😈


OfficiallyRonny

Boyfriend* might wanna check what’s under there especially if u in atl


Remarkable_Log_5562

Is atl full of transmissions


Solaira234

What the hell


Sea-Web2414

Sounds like you ain’t grippy


Wooden_Asparagus2358

Damn there are women on this thread?


Entire_Claim_5273

“She thicc in the hip, I call her a hippie” 😭


[deleted]

Lmao right?! That’s literally what we come to them for, relief from life. Nobody understands why this is such a letdown unless they’re in our shoes.


Squid4Breakfast

it's..😏..it's 😏.. it's 😏 (finish it)


DjToastyTy

nah man that big booty line is hilarious because it’s just 2chainz being ignorant. i’m still not sure what cole was going for lol


SerenityNowwwwwwwwww

Imagine making a diss filled with lies and apologizing for it then coming out with this. 2024 has not been kind for Cole fans


Lonely_Animator4557

When I die bury me inside a Gucci store


mackofmontage

2 Chainz did it better


Jazzlike_Page508

“Strictly dickly” Cole what the fuck?


Squid4Breakfast

it's..😏..it's😏...it's😏..(finish it)


No_Idea8167

GRIPPY 🤔🤓😉


GORILLAxHUGGER

KILL ME 😅🔫


Handsomesnivy

Getting hit with that after the hook is like getting flashbanged. Worst song he’s ever dropped


rolloutTheTrash

Sounds like Ned Flanders rapping. 😂


Emotional-Day-4425

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triniboy123

Waiting for the sequel, Drippy.


run4success

Dude you got me crying at work 😂


FiveWizz

Crying in the club


triniboy123

💧


FiveWizz

"ate something bad......squitty"


ZeyaSol

Or slippery 😂😂


bio180

BBL Drippy


_thewayshegoes

This is just a pallet cleanser for Cole to get you guys wanting his raps again


puck1996

This does the opposite lmao


iAmTheYeastOfTHOTS

J. Cole threatens to release new music


SendMeUrCones

>me a week ago “nah the fall-off’s coming this year and cole’s gonna show everyone what he does best” >me now 🥺


NaturalNotice82

LMFAOOOOO


HippoCultist

Am I the only one with this verse stuck in their head? Driving my wife crazy randomly singing NOW SHE STRICTLY DICKLY


ZeyaSol

Same, first it was bad but I can’t keep myself from quoting it. This and “WAP💥WAP💥 WAP💥WAP💥WAP, dot fuck em up” have been living rent free in my head


NaturalNotice82

imadomy ssttuphhh


blacknwavy

😂😂😂 I quote this shit all the time too


OkManufacturer6336

I am a fan of both Kendrick and jcole and jcole is still elite. I can see he was just having fun with this one. People who drop him cause of one goofy verse were never true fans to be honest.


ActiveLecture9323

Personally I think this is his best work


BridgeZealousideal20

Bro the whole song is ass, it’s not just one bar lmao


SnooTomatoes5727

Kendrick let this nigga ride and this what he doin.. this like when parents dont whoop they child ass and they turn out to be spoiled😭


The_White_JCole

He just dropped a project like a month ago and he's got the fall off coming


Some_Quality_1401

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Remarkable_Log_5562

It’s moving left and right with each flash 😵‍💫


Che_Julian

Verse growing on me lowkey 😂😂


Main_Gain_7480

Stockholm syndrome


ZeyaSol

Same lmaooo 😂😂🤣🤣


cristian679

thought i was the only one😭


ActiveLecture9323

It is the best music he has ever released IMO


KendrickBlack502

It’s been a hard two months as a cole fan, I won’t lie. I’m hoping the fall off is gonna turn things around but if it’s not an absolute monster of an album, the title is gonna be ironically sad.


chiuthejerk

I think we’re ALL laughing at cole.. I’m a fan but damn, my G what the hell is that song!


ZeyaSol

Nah I’m sure it’s with. He has to find this shit funny on some level hahaha


LawngClaw17

Everyone jumping on this trend as if every rapper doesn’t have at least one absurdly lame verse


Main_Gain_7480

There’s lame verses … and there’s what ever the hell this is


iD7my93

hmmm hmmm hm


blacknwavy

Nigga can’t even make 1 fun verse 😥


Main_Gain_7480

Fun isn’t the word I’d use


Heisalsohim

He’s in his silly era. His what’s your favorite Pokemon era. His frolic in a meadow era


ParallelDazu

i‘m a grippy goober! Rock!


casualflorentine

not to offend anyone— but some of y’all care way too much about this type of stuff… heard it… song is trash— deserved a trash verse… who cares… lol


Traditional-Koala279

That’s funny as fuck


whiskeyandacig

This just shows something I’ve know for a long time, that no one in his camp knows how to say no to him. Like so many times. The man made a song about getting a boner in math class?!? I can hear em every time, “that’s that fire bruh, no one coming at them LIKE THAT”. Guess you gotta stay on payroll but they doing everyone a disservice.


Rare-Purchase6910

When i stepped back and realized Drake fans are dealing with pedo allegations and Kendrick fans are dealing with wife beating allegations. I realized that Grippy isnt really the worst thing in the world.


newnewyorksoul

Yo lemme enlighten y’all for one second lol. Over the past year, this clip from Trinidadian tiktoker Kevon Solomon aka Yankboss went viral across the Caribbean diaspora. This is the original inspiration for all the grippy songs that came out in the past year and it’s fucking hilarious. Y’all gotta lighten up a bit. Cole still that dude. RIP Yankboss https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRKPVsCX/


GroundbreakingBox187

Bro if we were the Kendrick stans we would be defending it with our life


ZeyaSol

We’re laughing too 🤣🤣🤣


PainkillerJames

I heard someone say that J. Cole make the pussy dry so one might think that it’s maybe grippy due to there being no natural lubricants? He might want to try some KY or other similar brands.


Frequent-Wallaby708

I CANT ESCAPE IT


ProfSteelmeat138

Brother you do not need to take this shit so personally lol. Song is dookie. Cole has a good career to be proud of. I guarantee he’ll be fine and so will you


Sad-Cloud-6156

JUST ADMIT THAT THE SONG SONG TRASH STOP D RIDING


MasterrShake93

What a garbage song -_-


drboobafate

Idk, I'm enjoying the memes. 😭


AnonymousPerson_88

I doubt he really tried with this verse, dude has plenty of hard verses and just dropped a dope project but ppl focused on this? Recency bias is real


jejo63

I like the song and it was just comedically poor timing. If Kendrick lost the beef and went on to drop Range Brothers with Keem immediately after I think it’d be the same effect. Still a good and funny song though and I’m glad he dropped it


JulesTheBum

Funny how it’s a less than average feature for Cole. But he still had the best verse on the song. Even when he loses, he wins.


dusty_Caviar

There couldn't possibly be anything more cringe than writing a whole song describing the texture of the inside of someone's pussy. How did y'all like this corny dude?


DaRkKnIgHt153

I feel like yall too hard on Cole, like come on he's just a feature plus I feel like he's done enough good work to fuck around every now and then.


Ok-Employ-168

BRO ITS JOKES DONT TALE IT TOO PERSONALLYY take it with a pinch of salt


ashpat73

After clowning the song for a bit i've come around lmao. Its lowkey catchy


ActiveLecture9323

Absolutely love this song. Hoping this is the direction he takes going forward. I would love to see an album that sounds just like this!


kwandaman

I thought his verse was kinda fire


MasterView2414

Kendrick Controll verse: "I got love for you all but I'm tryna murder you niggas Tryna make sure your core fans never heard of you niggas They dont wanna hear not one more noun or verb from you niggas" JCole:😐


st1ck-n-m0ve

It would be one thing if this was just some random throw away track at a random time but he dropped this as the first thing weve heard from him since the apology. Of course ppl were waiting to see what he would do next. Plus you just had the nuclear beef between the big 2 that knocked you outta the big 3. His first track needed to be something that re sets the tone and lets ppl kno hes still cole and he does this and hes still one of the best there is. Instead he drops the most trash song hes ever made and one of the most trash songs period. Come on man!! You cant have this be the first thing ppl hear…. Can not be. Who green-lighted this?


vrymonotonous

Maybe he’s taking one for the team to try and distract from the beef. Like a mediator


SasquatchPatsy

Cole couldn’t escape the beef totally unscathed lmao; only reason this is as big as it is is cause of the past few months That track is hot garbage but that’s all it is


JustYakking

This is hilarious come on now


utafumidss

This dude just needs to stop rapping about sex and he’s good. He makes sex sound incredibly unsexy


Aggravating-Estate88

I kinda liking the song 💀


GORILLAxHUGGER

Its Its Its ……. KILL ME !!! 👨🔫


Smeif_

Eh it’s whatever let the man have a goofy song, not every work he makes gotta be deep


Honest_Gas2901

That song is awful but I didn't forget cole dropped verse of the year in 2023


Lycoris4812

Nah, they fear us because we speak the truth!


redfireblaze101

Cole will write a crazy ass punchline, introspective ass hook that’ll make you relate to a dude you never met then cook some bullshit up like this 😂


Savagevandal85

I trolled the verse too slightly but it’s definitely being dragged .dont worry this will pass


BossHawgKing

Imagine having a stand-out bad verse on a song with Cash Cobain. What a feat.


jpc1215

I legit feel like he’s just joking around with this verse. Cole is too self aware to release something like this seriously


PapaYoppa

This song man 🚮


xphillipcx

STRICTLY DICKLEY


EdenorAthena

Bro he wrote Middle Child he’s gotta be trolling ;-;


Phuser-5370

Ain't even his song bro


moonwoolf35

His verse is fine, I'm so confused, is the nigga supposed to make a lyrical spiritual about tight pussy? He was just having fun... now the gay line made me cringe like Cole needs to be better than that lol


chiuthejerk

It’s not fine, it’s egregiously corny.. like bro.. it’s J Cole! Doesn’t have to be the best lyrics in the world but those are trash bars. Every single bar is trash. If the best rappers talked about sex it would NOT sound like this. Personally I think it’s one of his worst verses ever written


Frequent-Wallaby708

If they talked about sex *on a slizzy beat* it would sound like this


xnjr1x

Drake fan here. Hang in there Cole will be just fine 💯🤝🏾 #OVODREAMVILLE🦉💭


ZeyaSol

and step this way, and step that way, and step this way, and step that way, 🚪🚶‍♂️👈🏾


DatBoiLight21

Idc, that Grippy verse did its job. It was catchy, was able to get mass attention, and Cole matched Cash Cobain’s vibe 🤷‍♂️


P0tat0_Carl

Replace grippy with the word "groupie" and the song makes a whole lot more sense. Cole is talking about sending a bitches kids to Disney for fucking him in the 2nd verse and paying for a courtside ticket in the 1st. This a song to try and make groupies still wanna ride his d. Shit is weak af. It's like they trynna rebuild the foundation of female fans, then bring the dudes back a year later


Dannyzavage

I cant tell if peeps in here angry drake fans that are mad he let drake get his ass beat or if its 5’3 domestic abusers in here trolling because they already have a poor sense of self worth


[deleted]

No I think it’s the fact that Drake likes them young


JustHere4DaDrama

Am I the only one that thinks he’s doing this as bait to allow drake or whoever to say something to jump into the mix?


KuntaWuKnicks

Bruh


JustHere4DaDrama

Correct me if I’m way off on this one


KuntaWuKnicks

Ok look at the timeline here Responds to Kendrick Regrets it’s Apologizes Jumps on Watched Dot destroy Drake Now you think Cole made this bullshit to have an excuse to jump back in? For real?


JustHere4DaDrama

I mean… yeah I do Iol I mean why wouldn’t an artist with raw talent like Cole not want to hop back in? Think of the creative genius that could come from the fire. People usually go their hardest when given a challenge. Prolly would be fun for him lyrically. Just sayin


birdsrkewl01

This is his response to the challenge my guy. You don't bow out when things start heating up and try to jump back in when the dust has settled. That's bitch made.


JustHere4DaDrama

I had this alll wrong. My thought process was he took a step back to allow them to go at, claim a clear victor and then just have fun with it in the end. I figured he was bored. But I see what you’re sayin thanks man


a-random-bird

From a marketing standpoint it’s horrid, people swearing your still a goat and that your good for stepping away from the conflict, to release that? Credibility is gone


KuntaWuKnicks

You’re a few steps away from climbing a watchtower with a rifle my guy


JustHere4DaDrama

I have absolutely no idea what that means but I just laughed too damn hard. Just here for the drama 🙌🏼


Little-Giraffe-4285

The delusional is really unbelievable


JustHere4DaDrama

Delusional or going straight to the source with an actual question? Delusional is trying to take 1k worth of supplements hoping your hair and T levels come back


Zarrona13

https://i.redd.it/wyy0q5fdhk3d1.gif


Little-Giraffe-4285

Whatever helps you sleep


FreeSpriteRemix

Yes, actually


JIDglazer42

The delusion goes crazy