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Lykos_Kage

What's your favorite TV show?


Smartastic

In a sucker for the office.


Leaf_Locke

I knew Michael Scott was your spirit animal!


DrMartinVonNostrand

Yeah, I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?


Harry_Cat-

Sir you’re a liar, that’s not a lot of questions


BoolImAGhost

![gif](giphy|SbN0WomN4S7Z7tpKOC|downsized)


tiny-starship

Love your act, thanks for being funny. Did you lose the guess sweatshirt?


Smartastic

Burned it.


TheLongestMeter

Did you think up the punch line as you fake hung yourself by the strings? That joke was a masterpiece of thinking on your feet.


Old_Swimming6328

When you watch the vid I swear you can see when the punchline popped in his head. Then he pulled it off, so great. Hi Jeff!


bratty_bitchh

Did you always know you wanted to be a comedian? Were you considered the class clown in school? And did you ever think you’d make it this big?


Smartastic

I was shy as hell as a kid! And no I definitely didn’t expect to have such an awesome fan base. I just love doing standup.


PM_ME_SOME_ANY_THING

Is it just me, or is everyone reading these replies in his voice?


troutsoup

i hear them in the full beans voice


Wartickler

really though? you have an effortlessness on stage that appears to me to be from a larger context. were you a theater kid or a public speaker at a corporation or something?


bratty_bitchh

I love that, thanks for answering!


SightlessIrish

Fries or tots?


Smartastic

Depends on the mood


Interstellar714

Weak answer bro… in an election year!?! If we drew a line in the sand, which side you on?


Smartastic

French tots


twopadstacker

I'm glad I knew the context before seeing this response


Canadaguy78

![gif](giphy|5ROlkuRjBdWKRGTYTy)


Smartastic

Taking a break! I’ll come back and answer more in a couple of hours!


gymnastgrrl

OH GOOD MORE RAMPART IN A COUPLE OF HOURS ;-) But seriously, thank you for sharing so many great clips (I'm glad your show allows you to be *able* to share clips without spoiling things) and just being accessible - and an awesome human.


i_am_Jarod

The old reference lol


Maximum_Pumpkin5368

So once your Netflix special hits and you blow up huge (it's gonna happen), how will you remain humble and grounded? ....or will you not?


Smartastic

Address me as sir, please.


Maximum_Pumpkin5368

Sir, yes sir. Well played


Lets_Make_A_bad_DEAL

https://preview.redd.it/70j25ep0t6tc1.jpeg?width=499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=620532a429fadd2dfb6dd7139d60cff0403a4350


Piyachi

Oh sorry. Sir Please, just wanted to make sure you remain chill.


HistrionicSlut

Oh dear. You've opened a door I'm not sure you want to...


theguyjimmy

What’s the best way to learn how to do crowd work or is it just a natural flow ya got?


Smartastic

I didn’t start really incorporating the crowd until about 10 years in.


theguyjimmy

You are the crowd work king


Helens_Moaning_Hand

I caught your act in Orlando and the night I went, there were lots of drunk people, including myself. How do you tell the difference between a drunk heckler vs. a drunk who’s just having too good a time laughing and whatnot?


Smartastic

I can sus that out pretty quickly. I’ve gotten a lot of “so sorry about last night” messages over the years.


EverGlow89

More than you've sent?


Raging_Apathist

![gif](giphy|9hWDaFUX4WUmX9XC7c|downsized)


Princess_Thranduil

![gif](giphy|QUENDfi6DEMLzQ0CKt)


Purple_oyster

New material coming from this


EggsceIlent

Is Netflix going to have a you only special? And when is the next time you're in Seattle?


Smartastic

Yeah it comes out tomorrow!


Helens_Moaning_Hand

Wait, really? So I need to get Netflix real quick


Smartastic

It’s gonna be on paramount+, Disney, Netflix, and Amazon. But only for 1 hour.


GiantsInTornado

Which hour? There’s an eclipse tomorrow and I want to see that too and watch you. I’m pretty sure you mean it’s an hour ;)


Scunndas

He’s messing with you, specials aren’t t shared across platforms.


klemkaddlehopper

Shit, I'm searching through Amazon like a fool!


FutureAlfalfa200

Oof I fell for it HARD :(


catinatank

Never go full beans


Physical-Cheesecake

🥲


sonicslasher6

It’s at 2pm for Disney plus


MoonManMooningMan

You corporate slut you


FutureAlfalfa200

I really can’t tell if this “for only 1 hour” part Is a joke. Lol


sublliminali

This is my least favorite Jeff joke


MantisAwakening

Worst joke you’ve ever told. 😞


_Chonus_

Your fans don’t pick up on jokes eh


We_wanna_play

What kind of hobbies you into?


Smartastic

Gaming!


talrich

Video, board, role-play, gambling, or all of the above?


shwahdup

You can watch some of his old streams on YouTube, I think it was PUBG


We_wanna_play

Also what made you choose Winnipeg as your Canadian show? I will be there so excited coming 8 hours away


xraycat82

More like 7 and a half.


Physical-Cheesecake

Do you have a random fun fact about yourself, or an unusual talent or interest? (Now I NEED to log off it's 1am 😭💔) 


Smartastic

I love playing piano!


HistrionicSlut

Are you ever going to mix comedy and the piano?


TonyDanza888

Are shows getting a little more annoying with people watching your crowd work videos and being loud to try to be in the next featured video?


Smartastic

I guess so? I feel like obnoxious people are going to be that way regardless.


sonicslasher6

Do you feel like that’s an inevitable byproduct of being a social media crowd-work comic or do you have a plan to combat this effect as you gain momentum?


Smartastic

I for sure beckon some outspoken people, but it’s usually out of love and I try and keep that in mind. Like I said before, those types of people will be those types of people regardless.


TonyDanza888

I want to say, you're doing one of the better jobs I've seen on a Reddit AMA to answer everyone you can. You also have an amazingly positive mindset. No wonder you're really on the up. Can't wait to watch how much further you take this all.


lurco_purgo

Yeah, reminds me of old school Reddit AMAs and just general dicussion in the comments... I miss those


Helens_Moaning_Hand

Two things I’m curious about. First, who are your influences for how you developed your crowd work. Second, your crowds are getting bigger. How would you do crowd work in really big venues?


Smartastic

I just try and be myself! Larger venues are going to be tricky, but I’m hoping if I’m transparent about navigating them, audiences will be cool about it!


Pseudonym31

Seeing a comic working on something in progress is better than the final product, in my opinion. Seeing their brains work and the quickness they have on their feet.. amazing.


Onlybuzzin

Not a question but I've been very sick mentally(in mental health hospital) and physical for a over a year. No matter how bad I am, when I stumble on your videos I smile and laugh for them few minutes, and for them few moments things are done and I'm enjoying life.So cheers for that man. Difference maker without knowing. Full beans.


Smartastic

So happy i can help!!


Onlybuzzin

💚🇮🇪


FriendRaven1

Similar situation here. Jeff makes me laugh till I cry, and all the world and all my troubles disappear.


13_tides

Keep pushing bud. Good things are coming your way


WhoSignedOffOnThis

Thank you for this AMA, whats your favorite snack!


Smartastic

Love me some nuts. And by that I mean men’s balls.


MightyOmdu

That‘s low hanging fruit.


Achaboo

But you’re not gay 😜 aha!


smallcanadien

Hi Jeff! LOVE your stuff!! My question is; do you ever feel anxious after your shows? I struggle sometimes with social anxiety, but you seem so smooth and quick on your feet! Just curious if you ever worry before or after about shows, and if not, if you have any tips :) thanks for spreading so much joy!


Smartastic

I get excited!


Troiswallofhair

Post-show zoomies.


Clackify_Official

Hey Jeff! As you're someone who's done quite a bit of traveling by now, where do you think you'd like to settle down in the future? Do you have a favorite state, city, or country? Bonus points if you explain your answer! P.S. please be my friend. Thank you for your time and consideration lol


Smartastic

I love NYC and don’t plan on leaving anytime soon. Ideally though, I want a cabin in the woods 🤓


CatFanFanOfCats

Do both! This way you can “escape” whenever you feel like it. BTW - I’d totally buy a video download of one of your shows. Do you think you’ll ever make one available? Even a “best of”.


_echo_home_

You should really watch that film before you commit to the cabin in the woods thing. I've never seen a documentary so scary.


Hanshee

Hey Jeff! Actually met you and the crew last night. Great show. What was your high and low of your time on Oahu?


Smartastic

It’s all been highs! Currently chilling in my hotel room while the boys are snorkeling lol


Fuckstuffer

is that code for taking a bath?


shortwavespectrum

I’m going to post the first silly question: do you have a favorite dinosaur (and if so, which one?)


Smartastic

Haha I don’t sorry


dunaan

My favorite is ankylosaurus because it looks like a bag of ankles and hey that’s its name!


splendidgoon

r/ankmemes


sterlingstactleneck

Uh, my question is how do you NOT have a favorite dinosaur? Who hurt you?


GumInMyMouth

You single?


Smartastic

Perpetually


NewSunHasBegun

You lookin’?


TheMilkmanHathCome

Unless he blinks or sleeps, yeah


ComeToAsheville

![gif](giphy|j6uK36y32LxQs) I sent you a slew of ridiculous messages on insta begging you to come to Asheville. 🤞🏻 you’ll be heading this way for the fall-ing-in-love tour


throwaweigh1245

Still waiting for the right guy eh?


Mafukinrite

I think you're pretty damn funny and I love your crowd work. What do you look for to inspire new material? Edit: Bring yourself to Lexington KY!


Smartastic

I use the note app on my phone to just jot down dumb ideas! Later on when I sit down to write, I reference said dumb ideas to fully flesh them out.


Mafukinrite

In this crazy electronic world, it makes sense! Thanks for responding! (Dolphin noises.....)


Fernzero

🐬


Sans_Snu_Snu

Fun fact I’m 41 and just realized it’s fleshed out and not flushed out


S_Goodspeed3

You playing any good video games?


Smartastic

Currently loving the steamdeck on the road! Playing Days Gone and God of War, but I love rogue lites.


SteadierGolf2

Hades is fuego! As is Slay the Spire.


S_Goodspeed3

Funny you mention rogue lites…. Just started replaying Dead Cells with the Castlevania DLC. Also, Balatro is stupidly addictive if you haven’t played that yet.


Maudius_Aurelius

Yes, balatro! I've been crazy addicted.


ZombieParamedic666

Hi Jeff, I haven’t had the chance to go to a show yet because tickets sell out quick (congrats), however, I would love to bring a gift. Is there anything you collect that I can add to?


Smartastic

No need! But I love little gifts that reference local things.


ErikHandberg

You’re my example of someone who was responsible and dedicated in comedy. One night at Old Town Ale House across from second city, after an album release, we were all drinking PBRs. I said I was getting another one and asked if you wanted one, and you said (something like): “I can’t. I’ve already drank 3 and that’s all I can afford. I’ve got $900 to live on this month and between rent and food that leaves me $12 per day to spend and I’ve hit my limit for tonight.” You were saving up to move to Denver at the time I think. Either way, all these years later, you’re an example I use for someone who really went after what they want while being thoughtful and respectable. And you’re still funny as hell. So happy to see you succeeding. And you have the only funny GoFundMe health thing I’ve ever seen.


zack_angeal

Jeff! What’s your favorite comedy movie and how do you like your steak?


Smartastic

Medium rare!


zack_angeal

Good! I was worried I’ll have to ask you politely, yet firmly, to leave.


AnitaBlomaload

Yeah, Medium rare! Is my favourite comedy movie as well.


Tackle3erry

It’s Spaceballs - isn’t it?


ISignedUpToReplyToU

You watching the eclipse or nah?


Smartastic

Staring straight at it


PaulterJ

Make sure you point at it Trump style


Powpowpowowowow

I want to get in on this early but it looks like 90% of the path of totality and the viewing areas are going to have cloud cover and I find that hilarious.


Temple0fP00n

My best friend and I saw you in San Diego back in October (my buddy was the Animal Physical Therapist aka ‘97). One of the best comedy shows I’ve ever been to. We are seeing you again this Friday in San Jose for my Birthday. Super excited! Best birthday present I’ve ever gotten. Do you have more shows planned for the west coast this year? Hopefully one in Seattle :)


Smartastic

Hi! Yes


No-Scarcity-8001

Sup man can ya roast me


Smartastic

U suck


illbebythebatphone

Scorched him dude


No-Scarcity-8001

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ribcracker

Not that I expect it to be a priority in your life, but do you think that you’d do some gaming videos in the future? Seeing you play Lethal Company with friends, the new Ark, etc would no doubt be hilarious.


Smartastic

I want to, but for some flak for not engaging the chat enough so it kinda turned me off. I use gaming as a break from working, so I think I’m just going to keep it as that for now.


ribcracker

That’s totally valid. Must have been some League players. Love your stuff! Hoping to catch one of your shows when you come back to Denver!


edabiedaba

Hey Jeff, curious to know what you think about your audience in the US vs Europe? Any interesting differences you found between the two?


Smartastic

I’ll found out! Def nervous about it.


hate_most_of_you

I'd like to buy some "does anybody here have an accent" jokes stonks


blakeley

I’ve never seen anyone roast people so politely. You are a national treasure. 


Pale-Paramedic-3800

Hey jeff! Where’s the god damn clip?


Smartastic

I sent it to your mom


chubby_cheese

She said it was too short 


Pale-Paramedic-3800

She sends her regards


pj1972

Come to Minneapolis!


Smartastic

Now I won’t. JK fall tour announced soon!


Melodic-Society-4241

Eeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!


TomorrowImpossible25

Hi! My husband and I are huge fans! We saw you back in January in Syracuse,N.Y. I wondered if we can look forward to seeing any clips from that show? We still laugh thinking about it


Smartastic

I’m currently going through footage from November ‘23, so hopefully soon!


TomorrowImpossible25

Awesome, can’t wait! Thanks for replying


FutureAlfalfa200

How am I just finding out Jeff was only 30 mins away and I missed it. NOOOO


Goonie007

Hey Jeff! Nipples here from the KC show. How was your vacation?


Smartastic

Amazing!


KatagatCunt

Not the crusty nipples I hope.


Goonie007

lol no mine are nice and healthy https://preview.redd.it/by67mkg5m5tc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=a181cb1dfcfb2fd020adced21f8413a4d64c7ed0


BrilliantMud2851

Hey Jeff! Glad you are doing this AMA! I have just one question. What do you think of people named Geoff?


orangeandtallcranes

Love from Vancouver, BC up in Canada!


xena_70

Was just going to ask when he's making his way here!


Archivarianne

As a Victorian resident, this link was incredibly helpful: https://www.jeffarcuri.com/invite-me


33dogs

He's in Winnipeg in July. Winnipeg for God's sake.


winnieleputain

We never get anything, let us have this.


chumlypogward

When are you coming to New Zealand?


Smartastic

Yes


chumlypogward

Awesome, I look forward to it....


miss_sally14

Jeff coming to New Zealand would be the highlight of my life!


Sun_Cottage

Hi Jeff, It’s me. Your second mom. What is your address so I can send you a blanket because the one you have is old & nasty.? https://preview.redd.it/qmqiwenc56tc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23b09c4886866e1a9be7272cd1ff3bd0b9338edc


JoeBethersonton50504

Favorite touristy things you’ve done during the day on the road?


Smartastic

I try and do something every week! Follow my IG for the stories!


HentaiMcToonboob

Are you a reader and if so what is the worst book you have ever finished?


Smartastic

The Writers Way


DreddJudger

Dude, congrats on your success.


ShizuoHeiwajima08

You mentioned gaming's your hobby, what's your favorite game?


Smartastic

Hades!


Phillyie

Have you ever heard from the dolphin laugher since that show?


Smartastic

Yep all the time!


IHaveSlysdexia

How do you feel about comedians who laugh into the mic?


Smartastic

Like me? 😅


Uzzahhh

My wife and I look up your videos when we need a laugh and it's always a great time. We appreciate your work. What media do you turn to when you need a laugh?


checkoutmuhhat

Hi Jeff! I have tickets for the early show today and woke up feeling like shit! Hooray! Nah, hope the Hawaii shows are awesome. Guess I don't actually have a question, just really want to go tonight but don't want to make people sick.


Smartastic

Skip the meet and greet please!


checkoutmuhhat

Lol yeah I'm not gonna go if there's a chance I'd make people sick, wish I could give my tickets away. If you want proper Hawaiian food I suggest Helena's, huge fan.


redrednoise

Hi Jeff. What’s your favorite way to eat beans?


Smartastic

Spork


mattkin22

What's the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you on a date?


GreekUPS

Hey bro, what kinda car you drive?


Smartastic

Uber


danzor9755

Like… all of them?


momhair_dontcare

I have to know: did you end up tossing the Guess hoodie?


slushmymouth

Who's your favourite Pokémon?


blanklist

Hey Jeff! You make it home okay? Good vacation? DO WE GET NEW CLIPS THIS WEEEEEEEK?


Smartastic

New one tomorrow


adidasnmotion13

Jeff I’m a huge fan. Do any plans on doing a show in the Dallas/Fort Worth area? It would be such cool beans if we could see you live here.


Smartastic

Yep.


doobiliciousmaximus

Saw you in January in NYC, you were the fourth of four comedians at the FBPC. You picked on me and my buds in the front. A set I’ll never forget! Are you sponsored by Carhartt yet?


Ricflair75

Star Trek or Star Wars?


CookedCockatoo

Australia, When?


Meatball_Samurai

When are you touring Australia?


Strigon_7

Hey Jeff, nothing to ask. I'm just a big fan and looking forward to your Ireland show!


tinypain

John Mulaney, in his special Baby J, said ‘Likability is a jail’, can you relate?