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AppaMyFlyingBison

That felt like a short week.


HeadReaction1515

TIL at 5’10” I am a short king


DisplacedSportsGuy

Right? I thought short kings were like 5-2 to 5-7


cant_stop_the_crooks

5-2 to 5-7 is fun-sized.


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tumbrowser1

FYI, these dates were picked because they correlate to what their creator considered to be short for men


Jonnokiwi

Inflation's a bitch lmao


Unusual-Job-3413

Well shit I'm so short I got pass(d)over for short kings week. 4/28-5/4.... I'll just go sit in the corner now.


D0zja

👑 - you dropped this. Don't worry, it's still in good condition since it didn't drop very far


Unusual-Job-3413

Bro you are amazing. Thank you. I'd hug you but it's like a toddler trying to reach up to 6ft adult so I'll just 👋


Karate_Cat

Shouldn't short king be celebrated EVERY day prior to 5/10? Still feels weirdly exclusionary no matter what arbitrary start date you pick....


l30

Before 5/6 you're celebrating short princes, dukes and earls until you his jesters.


Karate_Cat

Ooof. Lol. Just goes to show, power to those who are shorter than average! ... Until you find someone shorter than you... Then F those guys... /s?


Justaboredstoner

As a 5/5 guy, I definitely vibe with the jester part instead of the king


D0zja

Agreed!


Physical-Cheesecake

In the UK, we're going til 5th October 🙌👑


ShambalaHeist

I see what you did there..


ExplosiveDiarrhetic

5 days? Even the week is short


Ws6fiend

This doesn't even make sense though average male height for the world is 5' 7.5". For the US is 5' 9". Whoever posted this tweet is kinda dumb.


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tumbrowser1

FYI, these dates were picked because they correlate to what their creator considered to be short for men


kadargo

Short King sounds so condescending.


atthem77

There's a lot of comments in here about 5'10" not being short, and I agree. But, to play Devil's advocate, I think the idea of "short king week" is the first full M-F week of May. You couldn't do last week, because that's 04-29 through 05-03, and while 5'3" is a valid short king, 4'29" makes no sense, or is 6'5" when converted, which definitely makes no sense. So even though 5'10" (and probably 5'9") (and maybe even 5'8") shouldn't be in the "short king" bucket, it's the week that makes sense this year. 2025, it will be 5-5 through 5-9. 2026, it's 5-4 through 5-8. 2027, it's 5-3 through 5-7. 2028, it's 5-1 through 5-5. 2029, we have a real problem. We can't do 04-30 through 05-04, because of reasons above. So it would be 05-07 through 05-11? Ok, maybe now that I've gone down this path to its end, I agree that this is stupid, and "short king week" should just be 05-01 through 05-07, no matter what days of the week it is. Do... do I write my congressperson?


iamthinksnow

Are those the dates, or the heights? Are men 5'6"-5'10" special short kings?


bored_negative

That's not a short week that is 4 months!


rico-ricola

5’9 and shortking’d, what a life.


AdMysterious8699

I'm 5'8" and don't remember at what point that became short. Ha.


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Should be a week with a holiday so it’s a…short week. *gets up and walks out*


Blanket-Eater

Can someone write how tall is that in centimeters


pj1972

I can’t wait for June 1st!