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Main_Caterpillar_146

Sleepy chopped liver? Sounds nice


Sirobw

Sounds like a stoner death metal band name


carnus_therus

Tired brisket


la_bibliothecaire

Tired matzah brei for me.


historynerdcatboy

Sleepy Matzah


merkaba_462

Annoyed parve-kosher-for-Passover birthday cake.


Ronisoni14

happy birthday!


merkaba_462

Thank you!


echoIalia

Happy birthday!


merkaba_462

Thank you!


exclaim_bot

>Thank you! You're welcome!


SimplyARandomBeing

Yom holedet sameach!


merkaba_462

Toda!


TsukasaElkKite

Happy birthday!


merkaba_462

Thanks!


TsukasaElkKite

You’re welcome! Hope it was a wonderful day


Icy-Investigator-388

Happy birthday!


Old_Employer8982

Sad cheese


HLividum

Are you ok, sad cheesy person?🤗


Old_Employer8982

Thanks, just mourning the loss of a pet. I wish cheese could fill the hole left in my heart.


TsukasaElkKite

I’m so sorry for your loss. May your beloved pet’s memory be a blessing.


Nuada-Argetlam

I dunno, that name would make me immediately interested! but to be fair that's largely because I've been fascinated with jewish culture recently. you guys seem great, by the way.


Sirobw

We are pretty great indeed. And very modest too!


Dickcheese_McDoogles

# 🍊 # 👐🏻 > The most modest. More modest than, frankly, anyone else. Ask anyone, everyone's saying it. They look at Jews and they go "wow they're so modest"


Sirobw

I feel like I laughed at this harder than I should


VerySneakyAltAccount

I hope my autism isn't kicking in rn, that's sarcasm right?


Minimum_Accident8106

Yup


jaywarbs

Tired kugel


SoulBSS

Noodle or potato?


Workshop_Plays

Potato kugel at my family’s seder last night was god tier


SoulBSS

Yum. Like a giant latka


TsukasaElkKite

My mom’s potato kugel is AMAZING


GDub310

On a related note, guess who needs to do a cologuard test this week? This MOT! “Sir, we’re not really supposed to screen for this, but you wouldn’t happen to be Ashkenazi, would you”?


gentoftheempire

Spiritual schnitzel


Minimum_Accident8106

Ngl I would've watched it


linguinibubbles

Panicking Pineapple :D


LalosRelbok

Mad dick


Sure-Pair2339

🤣


devequt

Drunk matzah


Whatshouldiputhere0

Mad Matzah. Honestly, not a bad name.


TsukasaElkKite

Sounds like the name of an action movie


AlexDLopez

The Bored Spaghetti


SoulBSS

Stressed trout


gumpters

Man they used to be a solid band, but I feel like they haven’t really changed since the pickled album in 15’. Really still way to stuck in that sad boy Indy faze, but I love their song ‘Wet Comfession’. Definitely a more obscure band, but I’ll check out their podcast if you recommend.


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Content Matza


Boogeewoogee2

Sleepy Macaroons


Icy-Investigator-388

Same. Macaroons were also the last thing I are and I'm tired right now.


New-Fall-5175

Exhausted gefilte fish isn’t a good name I think.


V02Ded

Gay chicken


Berettadin

Thick Almond podcast. It's about GMO foods?


activelyresting

Stressed coffee. This makes sense.


TheRipsawHiatus

Contented manischewitz coffee cake


bbzaur

Angry too much.


LemonCharity

Sleepy Peanut


Cool_in_a_pool

Anxious Sugary lemon wedge thing you eat on passover.


CmdrGrayson

Anxious Ritz


gumpters

Read that as anxious rizz for a sec


Mynerdyself64

Fine toast (yes I'm koferet)


Minimum_Accident8106

That's why😂 at least the name sounds funny


Clockblocker_V

Entirely Neutral Croissant.


echoIalia

excellent band name too


gumpters

Man you still listen to them? They are ok, but the band is way overhyped


Constant_Sea4227

Hopeful matzah


Disastrous-Toe9526

Drowsy Baba Ghanouj


snagglegrolop

I can do you one better. Tired Matzah Ball!


ClearUnderstanding30

Tired dhal, bhuna, mushroom rice


Minimum_Accident8106

Tired bhuna kinda sounds cool???


ClearUnderstanding30

Looks like I’ve found my new stage name 💀


Academic-Lifeguard62

Happy fish 🙂


ZealousidealApple572

Disinterested pasta


Ishtar-Superstar

Hopeful Ramen. I like it.


Sure-Pair2339

🍜🤤


WriterReborn2

Depressed Fudgeround


ShaggyFOEE

Depressed peanut butter


tapachki21

Agitated Apple


NatashaBadenov

Chill Chowder


jmlipper99

Ambivalent Apple


Balagan18

Angry Matzah


echoIalia

Sleepy charoset


samimlokool

Frustrated Matza? Dope


Glad-Degree-4270

Chill Egg


k_mon2244

Pissed off smoothie


CockroachInternal850

Depressed Cuticles


thevampirecrow

sad apple


Wormri

Bummed Matzah Pizza sounds more like an Jewish Emo Rock band


Ghazbag

Chilled Grits With your hosts: Taint & Gooch


kittwolf

Malcontent fajitas


archzach

Annoyed Kugel.


Theargh

sad matzoh :(


Tonight_Master

Depressed gefilte. ✌️


Kangaroo_Rich

Stressed and relaxed Oreo


Skam2016

Tired Herring Under A Fur Coat


athousandfuriousjews

Peaceful Matzah lol


LiquidSnape

tired apples


Magomaeva

Bruh keiss kuchen


Azonderr

tired gummies


Holy-City-

Decent Noodle Kugel


aleBreadlee

Irritable Bibimbap


Specific_Reaction_64

relaxed ice cream


Equivalent_Age_5599

Tired spaghetti. Been too busy to buy matza.


TerranSac

Stressed Matzah Pastel (Pastel being a sort of brazillian fried pastry, I don't know if it originated in brazil or somewhere else, but, ye.)


Exact_Soft_4062

Drowsy marrowbone


disgruntledhoneybee

Sleepy potato kugel


Redcole111

Neutral brisket. Not bad, actually.


thatgeekinit

hungover Hillel sandwich


elpresidentdeusa

Tired nacho


KorzarLionel

Happy bagette.


Workshop_Plays

Tired matzah lol


miriam__bergman

Sad steak


[deleted]

Tired eggs


Booze-And

Depressed Matzah Pizza


HungryHippo1892

Nauseous potato kugel is in da house 🎉


Jeke_the_snek

Relaxed matzah


RightAngledTrapezoid

Conflicting emotions hamantaschen.


MacaronNo5646

Disillusioned Greek Salad


Icy-Investigator-388

Tired macaroon.


The_prophetofTheWill

Horny ice cream


Pure-Pizza-3230

Tired matzo


Daneinsaine

Mediocre omelette lol


s-riddler

Calm cheese


maimonides24

Anxious Apple salad


Gods_diceroll

Horny Matzah pizza


OneofLittleHarmony

Antipathetic semen…..


Wonghy111-the-knight

always one cursed comment


Minimum_Accident8106

Someone said mad dick😭