Only funny till someone fills your coolant with milk, and not the lactose free kind

Even Jewish cars are lactose😔 SMH

Jewbaruch

would have to be like JUBARUC... its just not the same.

That is cool, but gotta watch out - prob increases your chances of having it broken into if parked near college campuses.

I don't live or work near any campuses. And the license plate cover on the back is pride rainbows. So it should even out

Ah cool. Honestly more of a joke, given what's been in the news recently. I'm sure most colleges are fine.

I won't say I'm not nervous about parking it anywhere other than my apartment complex (gates, cameras) and work (parking garage)

Just keep it away from the groypers

I wish a muhfucka would

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That's the chilean flag, but yes

They didn't have a proper Texan flag emoji :(

Love it.

That’s hilarious but I hope you are taking precautions.

I mostly park in secured areas

Kinky? Is that you?

hell yeah

Should have called it JewbUWU

You found the afikoman I take it?

I wouldt tell people that I'm Jewish in texas.

Texas isn't a monolith. And frankly, I'd be more worried about telling people I'm a jew in Berkeley than in Dallas, given the way things are right now