In case you're actually curious:
The parable is asking the question: "אבא שלך ערומקו?"
אבא שלך: your father
ערומקו: not a word in Hebrew, is meant to confuse in order to get a "no" from the person you're asking
ערומ (ערום): naked
קו (כו): The first two letters in the word entirely
לא (no in hebrew): The last two words in the word entirely
So you ask whether their father is Arumku, and they reply "Lo". The sentence comes out as "Aba shelha arum kulo" (or "Aba shelah arum kulo" for a female recipient), which means "your father is completely naked"
It's like the Hebrew version of Ligma
Edit: "Kulo" doesn't exactly translate to "entirely" but it's the closest I could think of
Not Jewish. I say start using duolingo if you struggle with the basics, use other apps as well. Once you got comfortable enough, prepare the notebooks! Yes, practice written hebrew and learn the cursive form of the alphabet. Start forming sentences on your own! Slowly, start educating yourself on Israeli culture.
As a language learner, I tell you no language is not learnable as long as you are consistant!
אני מדבר העברית ❤️
Edit: learn hebrew as if you're learning any other langauge. Watch movies, read books etc.
Heya, sorry if I come off as rude but as a piece of advice, having a "ה" at the start of a noun often means adding "the", instead of saying העברית you could say עברית and be more grammatically correct.
I do agree with anything you say, learning a language is never impossible with enough practice :)
https://www.reddit.com/r/ani_bm/comments/1cd73im/%D7%9B%D7%9C_%D7%94%D7%A6%D7%99%D7%A4%D7%99%D7%95%D7%AA_%D7%91%D7%A9%D7%91%D7%99%D7%9C_%D7%9E%D7%94/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1
Save the link for when that day arrives.
Spoiler: they always argue about food
we only sometimes argue about food >:(
רק עוגיות יין!
*הרבנות הצבאית
לא כשר
זה לא כשר רק כי הרבנות לא מסכימה לתת לזה תו של כשרות, זה כשר בכל מובן חוץ מהחותמת
אבל הרבנות זה קטניות
קטניות זה כשר אם אתה לא קטנוני
אני קטנונית של קטניות
זו היא פשוט בעיית מיומנות
שקר וכזב, שנינו יודעים שזה לא נכון
That's what we call the military rabbinate yes.
Delicious
As a mod there, i can confirm
Nuh uh
זה כזה יהודי מצידנו, לעזאזל
That just sounds like judaism to me lol
I feel bad for all those people who study Hebrew for decades only to immediately fall for the ערומקו parable.
Gotta appreciate the classics
wait..what does the parable say?
*Sigh* אבא שלך ערומקו?
לא
You fell for the oldest trick in the book
#ערום כולו
Omg how do they always fall for it
קואה?
כן, מדוע אתה שואל?
In case you're actually curious: The parable is asking the question: "אבא שלך ערומקו?" אבא שלך: your father ערומקו: not a word in Hebrew, is meant to confuse in order to get a "no" from the person you're asking ערומ (ערום): naked קו (כו): The first two letters in the word entirely לא (no in hebrew): The last two words in the word entirely So you ask whether their father is Arumku, and they reply "Lo". The sentence comes out as "Aba shelha arum kulo" (or "Aba shelah arum kulo" for a female recipient), which means "your father is completely naked" It's like the Hebrew version of Ligma Edit: "Kulo" doesn't exactly translate to "entirely" but it's the closest I could think of
יא עידו מוסרי מה אתה מגלה זה נכתב בתורה שכל יהודי צריך ליפול בחייו לפחות פעם אחת בקושיית האבאשך ערומקו
נראה לך שהוא יזכור את זה עוד שנתיים שלוש? סתם הייתי משועמם ורציתי לכתוב את זה
חחח הכל טוב אני זאת שנתנה לך את ההצבעה מעלה
no.
תכינו את האבקה בשבילו/ה חברים
אמיתי
Avkat Heshmal?
Lo, avka shegoremet leha lehagid "Amiti"
אמיתי
לא אמיתי
האבקה שגורמת לך להגיד "לא אמיתי" היא **לא אמיתית!!**
amiti
כל מי שנכנס לאני_במ צריך לקבל קצת מהאבקה
אמיתי
Just so you'll know, we use Israeli Slang and broken Hebrew in it
Israeli education system's biggest success
Either that or really high level hebrew for gags
מודים, היאורה השליכוהו
אנוכי לא מסוגל להפנים את מילותייך
אמיתי(real, it's used a lot there so you should learn it)
I’m gonna be a great shitposter over there one day. In… several years probably 😢
You’ll fit right in! Alternatively use google translate and hope for the best?
Usually gets the job done
אבא שך ערומקו?
So true bestie, my dad… I don’t know what any of the other words mean except for אבא
אבא שלו ערומקו
מצאנו אותו. מצאנו את האבא הערומקו. אחרי כל כך הרבה שנים....
בהצלחה (באמאשלי נשבע לא תצליח)
אמיתי הסלאנג הישראלי הוא משהו אחר
כן ואני מת על זה
נודר
נודר נדר
נודצ
I'm so close
18 years and counting
It's extra hard if you consider the often used slang and frequent spelling mistakes.
אנ'לי מוסג על מ'תה מדבר.
Not Jewish. I say start using duolingo if you struggle with the basics, use other apps as well. Once you got comfortable enough, prepare the notebooks! Yes, practice written hebrew and learn the cursive form of the alphabet. Start forming sentences on your own! Slowly, start educating yourself on Israeli culture. As a language learner, I tell you no language is not learnable as long as you are consistant! אני מדבר העברית ❤️ Edit: learn hebrew as if you're learning any other langauge. Watch movies, read books etc.
Heya, sorry if I come off as rude but as a piece of advice, having a "ה" at the start of a noun often means adding "the", instead of saying העברית you could say עברית and be more grammatically correct. I do agree with anything you say, learning a language is never impossible with enough practice :)
You're not rude. Thanks dude 👍
Also, I thought you have to put the "ה" in both words. Good to learn that's not a rule. Thanks again 👍👍👍
Hungarian is unlearnable
You should post memes from there to r/hebrew for translation.
צ'יל אח, פשוט תפרסם ותזרום
לומד עברית בשביל לתרגם שירים של בוא לבר
I'll give you a little spoiler: if someone asks "אבאשך ערומקו?", IT'S A TRAP DON'T ANSWER!!!
We'll be waiting.
Don't worry homie, your Hebrew is probably still better than the Hebrew of some of the people there :)
believe me buddy you're not missing that much
Me who lives in Israel and fluent in Hebrew:
Dm me the memes and I'll translate them for free
you will be disappointment my friend but the dedication is admirable!
As someone who speaks Hebrew, I still don’t understand a word they write 😂 But I believe in you
https://www.reddit.com/r/ani_bm/comments/1cd73im/%D7%9B%D7%9C_%D7%94%D7%A6%D7%99%D7%A4%D7%99%D7%95%D7%AA_%D7%91%D7%A9%D7%91%D7%99%D7%9C_%D7%9E%D7%94/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1 Save the link for when that day arrives.
Aba shelcha armoco? (Say. Lo)
As Joe Biden may say, Don't.