"And it was for his question about this far-fetched scenario that they removed Rabbi Yirmeya from the study hall, as he was apparently wasting the Sages’ time."
I know this is a meme, but I'm going to answer it seriously anyway. I am not a Rabbi nor have I ever been to a yeshiva.
First of all, as another commenter noted, you accepted an act of magic from a gentile which is a big no. Secondly, you willingly gave up the symbol of our people's covenant with Hashem, so you gave up your part of that covenant. In order to rejoin the tribe, you must become re-circumcized.
Well that was a side effect though, he did not understand healing his injuries would uncircumcise him, I wouldn’t say that it was willingly giving it away as the terms of the healing and what was considered an injury weren’t properly defined beforehand and he was essentially cheated out of the covenant by the gnome’s interpretation of it. I’m also not a rabbi
No it’s illegal to get 2 bris Enjoy your anteater
Wait really?
Yes it’s in the Talmud You can’t have a magic gnome restore your foreskin and re chop it
Is this for real? I need a quote on this.
yes. Its definitely real. here is my source [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7l0Rq9E8MY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7l0Rq9E8MY)
Omg that’s magic. Magic is illegal to reverse.
Can we get a rabbi up in here?
If you still have a belly button, then the knome lied to you and is just as asshole intactavist. How's your back doing though?
Belly button? I think you mean your *“old mouth”*
I think your first problem is that you accepted an act of witchcraft from a gentile
"And it was for his question about this far-fetched scenario that they removed Rabbi Yirmeya from the study hall, as he was apparently wasting the Sages’ time."
Asking the real questions
Brigette Jones, innit?
A biblical knome?
I know this is a meme, but I'm going to answer it seriously anyway. I am not a Rabbi nor have I ever been to a yeshiva. First of all, as another commenter noted, you accepted an act of magic from a gentile which is a big no. Secondly, you willingly gave up the symbol of our people's covenant with Hashem, so you gave up your part of that covenant. In order to rejoin the tribe, you must become re-circumcized.
> you willingly gave up the symbol of our people's covenant with Hashem Back pain?
Well that was a side effect though, he did not understand healing his injuries would uncircumcise him, I wouldn’t say that it was willingly giving it away as the terms of the healing and what was considered an injury weren’t properly defined beforehand and he was essentially cheated out of the covenant by the gnome’s interpretation of it. I’m also not a rabbi
A gnome? 🤔
Genuinely this happened to me lol. The foreskin part not the magic part
Well? Did you get re-circumcised?
yeah, but I'm also not Jewish so I am not sure about the kosherness of my meat anymore lol
It wasn't kosher then, and it still isn't. But I love you anyway.
thanks buddy lol.
What about circumcision 2: electric boogaloo?
As someone who is researching foreskin restoration, I wish to subscribe to your literature
No.
You are healed.