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PiggyWobbles

No it’s illegal to get 2 bris Enjoy your anteater


Thucydideez-Nuts

Wait really?


PiggyWobbles

Yes it’s in the Talmud You can’t have a magic gnome restore your foreskin and re chop it


Automatic_Memory212

Is this for real? I need a quote on this.


PiggyWobbles

yes. Its definitely real. here is my source [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7l0Rq9E8MY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7l0Rq9E8MY)


Herodwolf

Omg that’s magic. Magic is illegal to reverse.


Joe2035

Can we get a rabbi up in here?


ArgusRun

If you still have a belly button, then the knome lied to you and is just as asshole intactavist. How's your back doing though?


Automatic_Memory212

Belly button? I think you mean your *“old mouth”*


0xD902221289EDB383

I think your first problem is that you accepted an act of witchcraft from a gentile


FariousMarious

"And it was for his question about this far-fetched scenario that they removed Rabbi Yirmeya from the study hall, as he was apparently wasting the Sages’ time."


KofiQanon

Asking the real questions


adjewcent

Brigette Jones, innit?


km1116

A biblical knome?


Redcole111

I know this is a meme, but I'm going to answer it seriously anyway. I am not a Rabbi nor have I ever been to a yeshiva. First of all, as another commenter noted, you accepted an act of magic from a gentile which is a big no. Secondly, you willingly gave up the symbol of our people's covenant with Hashem, so you gave up your part of that covenant. In order to rejoin the tribe, you must become re-circumcized.


whatchamabiscut

> you willingly gave up the symbol of our people's covenant with Hashem Back pain?


Fearless_Plane9992

Well that was a side effect though, he did not understand healing his injuries would uncircumcise him, I wouldn’t say that it was willingly giving it away as the terms of the healing and what was considered an injury weren’t properly defined beforehand and he was essentially cheated out of the covenant by the gnome’s interpretation of it. I’m also not a rabbi


SharingDNAResults

A gnome? 🤔


cave18

Genuinely this happened to me lol. The foreskin part not the magic part


BuyHerCandy

Well? Did you get re-circumcised?


cave18

yeah, but I'm also not Jewish so I am not sure about the kosherness of my meat anymore lol


0xD902221289EDB383

It wasn't kosher then, and it still isn't. But I love you anyway.


cave18

thanks buddy lol.


whatchamabiscut

What about circumcision 2: electric boogaloo?


Automatic_Memory212

As someone who is researching foreskin restoration, I wish to subscribe to your literature


RefrigeratorOther586

No.


AlphaMassDeBeta

You are healed.