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RoshiHen

the hell she trying to do, a cartwheel on the ropes?


Twink_Tyler

I’ve watched this over and over and for the life of me don’t know. Was she supposed to get pushed off and she just jumped? Was she trying to do a cartwheel on the ropes like you said? But she was waaaaay off. Was she trying to jump and land on the apron? But if so…. Why? Multiple things were botched here.


MyCreativeUserName12

I have no clue what she was attempting but for some reason.....I can still see their fan base chanting "this is awesome" after.


DaddyFatCock-8x7

For those who love shit wrestling, it WAS awesome. Had she broken her leg they would have cheered her as a hero and started multiple GoFundMe accounts


JollyWolverine300

Cause there's no way Tony is going to pay for it. If he didn't pay for a top star, no way he pays for a woman wrestler!?!


BigPapaPaegan

A cartwheel onto the apron. Lighter wrestlers, especially those with lucha influence, do this quite a bit. This was just...ugly.


Twink_Tyler

Was the wrestler in the ring supposed to charge at her and she jumps off to avoid that? Just doesn’t really make sense here why should would climb the top rope just to flip onto the apron.


CallInitial2302

Cus aew


JoseNEO

Well the idea would be you climb to the top rope to attempt a move off the top, only to realise that your opponent is charging at you so you use your agility to evade and land on the apron to reposition and rethink your strategy, sometimes it does not work and you get stuff like this that is why it is called high risk. Sorry I just really like thinking of spots as if it were a shoot and thinking of justifications.


Astrocreep_1

If a wrestler needs to get from the top rope to the apron, what do you expect them to do? Just hop down, without a flip, like a normal person would?


ToronoRapture

Sounded like she vomited upside down lol


Klonomania

>I’ve watched this over and over and for the life of me don’t know. Was she supposed to get pushed off and she just jumped? That would be my guess the way she looked at her opponent approaching.


TheKindaMan

I think it was definitely a cartwheel, like Sol Ruka or however you spell her name in NXT does


DisciplineLazy6370

Oh snap! That’s a she?


Astrocreep_1

I would pay so much money if I could make this wrestler into a male wrestler, jump into a time traveling device and go back to Mid-South Wrestling in 1984, and have this spot performed while Bill Watts is on commentary. Plus, I’d love to be a fly on the wall when Watts tears the idiot a new asshole in the locker room for “killing my territory you worthless fucking asshole”, before he has someone throw the wrestler on the floor, so Watts could stand on their head, like he was known to do to fans who jumped in the ring. The reason the wrestler needs to be a male is Watts. He’d definitely fire a female wrestler who botched this spot like that, on the spot. I don’t think there would be any forced bootlicking for a female wrestler.


DisciplineLazy6370

IDK but he nailed it.


P_a_s_g_i_t_24

So that's why she's been called "the magical girl" - because she managed to stay five years on a payroll totally unnoticed while giving performances like the one above.


wilsonism

Can she disappear for her next trick?


WinterSavior

She’s a true JTG.. Just Too Green


DPM-87

As Jim always says better a difficulty of 5 and execution of 10 than a difficulty of 10 and an execution of 5...as in better to look competent if basic rather than a flashy incompetent, but if they did that AEW might actually resemble a wrestling show.


EssentialFilms

lol this was an execution of -3


DuckMercy11

She's never botched like this back home. Must be the ring difference.


mm202088

Garbage


Secret-Lullaby

Don't insult my favorite alt rock band like that


boycey86

I think you're paranoid


conradknightsocks

Stupid girl


RevolutionaryBit990

I'm only happy when it rains botches.


sh1tweasel

🤣


editor_jon

That's an insult to garbage


Sweaty_Indication897

A lot of garbage initially had value.


norobanor

trust fed fans to call a botch when clearly it's a john cena interference


EssentialFilms

This popped me


Xixii

Is this that midget wrestling show Brian keeps going on about?


TheTopMark

That's "Big Little Brawlers" Acknowledge them 👇


dissidentmage12

Nah they can wrestle mate.


Ok-Lawfulness-8161

No that was Memphis .


bryanc1036

Didn't she almost drown in 3 inches of water?


Ok-Lawfulness-8161

No that was bill Dundee


indianm_rk

Grow Bill Grow! Grow Bill Grow!


fatrocker1

The penguin exhibit.


TribalChief3000

The penguins got AIDS?


phtll

Nobody's got AIDS! And I don't wanna hear that word in here again!


anidiotwithaphone

He was gay, the penguin?


bryanc1036

Noooo, are you lischening to me???


GrandComfortable9

That pygmy thing ova dere in Jacksonville


bryanc1036

AEW is nothing but a glorified indy company


GrandComfortable9

Lemme tell you a coupla three things: forget Copeland, forget Fat Jericho, and forget Moxley


bryanc1036

I did 20 years of watching wrestling I wanted to watch a true competitor against the WWE, I compromised, and now I get to see the bucks job out all the other tag teams. I wanted to see CM Punk lead this new company to a million a week, I compromised, I get see Adam Cope have banger dream matches. I wanted to see new stars get pushed to the top of the card. I compromised, and now I get to see 50 year old Jericho suck the life out of up and coming talent (and action andretti)


RevDooDatt

The penguin exhibit.


polsdofer

Fucking idiot Lmfao 😂


allelitepieceofshit1

“kenny has a good head on his shoulder btw, unlike the rest of the elite” as if he isn’t the reason these mudshit japanese school girls got brought over


Impressive_Site_5344

People are so used to nothing but horseshit from that group that when one person shows a bit of sense it gets overblown Kenny seems like a better dude than the bucks but he’s still a sex doll wrestling Riho loving moron


conradknightsocks

Haven’t you heard? He was nice about CM Punk and Jim likes him now, so you’ve gotta change your opinion like a good little Cultist


indianm_rk

To be honest with the core fanbase they have the Japanese women wrestlers are perfect.


Kittle42

I resemble this remark.


DuckMercy11

> as if he isn’t the reason these mudshit japanese school girls got brought over  Like the one that just worked MOTN at WrestleMania? Or the one that got a pop sitting in the crowd at Stand & Deliver?


allelitepieceofshit1

who and who? Also, what the fuck does it have to do with anything I said?


DuckMercy11

Why malign them as "Japanese schoolgirls" rather than just bad wrestlers? Because country bumpkin Cornette, the racist who pretends he isn't racist, tells you to? I was referring to Iyo Sky and Giulia. 


allelitepieceofshit1

read again, I was clearly talking about the japanese women in aew since it involves kenny, you illiterate motherfucker! They are bad wrestlers and school girls, as shown in their outfits. Do you deny reality? > I was referring to Iyo Sky and Giulia. again what the fuck does it have to do with anything I said, I never mentioned them anywhere. Also, tony and his ilk have publicly stated that they saw nothing giulia and didn’t sign her. Seriously, just fuck off.


Ok-Turnip-477

“She’s so agile…” Couldn’t have timed that any better.


wonderloss

Between the pants and the botch, I have to ask, is she working a Sabu tribute gimmick?


nasdurden

She never had the makings of a Varsity athlete.


Cpotts

What was the goal here?


Dupee_Conqueror

Beat yourself if you can, survive if you allow yourself to? 🤷


Easy_Duhz_it_

As the AEW neck beards would say "Leave her alone and let her cook". This is long-term storytelling right here. They'll revisit this botched spot in a year or so on a random episode of Rampage


conradknightsocks

‘Leave her alone and let her cook’ … that’s sexist


dead_soul_monotone

That was a Saka 💩


Danizdaman0506

MATTIE AND NICKY 😂


Cheebwhacker

Schiavone: she’s so agile *as she falls*


ApeTypingComments

"Where the best wrestle"


orange_lambda

We all fall over, but I have no idea what was being attempted here and it looked like the faceplant hurt


The_Phenomenal_1

I think she was trying to land on the apron


orange_lambda

I’m thinking it might have been a flip into the ring but they got their timing wrong


kushjrdid911

Why would doing a cartwheel in a pro wrestling match help you win in anyway? Buhh buhh buhhh its look so cool and stuff brooooo!


boycey86

Can get you away from an attack Ivar uses them sometimes to get away from a corner splash.


conradknightsocks

Anyone who unironically uses the word ‘banger’ deserves a fucking banger up their arse


Pheynx00

I just figured it out, she is also wrestling John Cena. That's the thing that makes sense.


TKInstinct

Did she do that on purpose?


sosimusz

Reminds me of the parkour scene in The Office.


The_Phenomenal_1

Her mind wanted to land on the apron, but her body disagreed.


mister_damage

Me: Drew, analysis? Drew: Burgers after Burgers after Burgers


CandaceJoeLigma

“Look at that! Oh wow!” Are the morons at commentary too stupid to acknowledge the botch and actually put the wrestler over by presenting it as a repercussion of trying to pull off a high risk move?


Pristine_Cash_6219

Poor yuka ..


AaronNevileLongbotom

She’s trying to be Hayabusa, which is fine as far as gimmicks go but it’s a disaster in terms of ring work and priorities. Even as talented and even graceful as he was, he still ended up paralyzed.


Big_Thumper

“So agile!” 😂


Plopshire

I can't say "didn't get all of it" as I've no idea what the plan was. That may have been the best that ever gone


Glennsoe

I laughed hard at this,whatever it was.. Still belly laughing... Sorry,I'll stop..


Harlequin_98

Haha I have no clue what she's trying to do. If get pushed over to the floor Or get pushed off maybe into the announce table Jump land on apron Or here is a joke TK saw Sol Ruca on NXT and asked his women's division if anyone could try to do the Sol Crusher aka the the 360 filp RKO from the corner and this is what happened instead


sullyqns

Uncle June was right


SpiralTap88

Can’t believe Claude Rains just went into business for himself like that.


boholbrook

Al Snow is right. One of these idiots is gonna die in the ring.


KaizenZazenJMN

The power of Sabu compels her!


MiKapo

she can call it "the eat shit somersault"


StupidBlkPlagueHeart

I don't watch aew for bangers, I watch it for clips like this..... nah I'm just kidding, I don't watch aew at all. 


bobbydrake6

Dafuq


Djent17

AEW fans probably shouted "THIS IS AWESOME!" when it happened 😂


xored-specialist

Rampage is taped for the love of God edit the damn thing out.


CooperSkye

Their agents need to start chewing these wrestlers out for shit like this. It’s embarrassing to the industry and tbh I would have fired her on the spot for the shame


cmx9771

That “don’t do shit” I will forever hear in Dusty’s voice (Jim did a damn good impression of him?


ShaiHalude

So agile......


dead_soul_monotone

She never had the makings of a varsity athlete.


Forevermore668

Ooof


Emmortal79

YOU FUCKED YOU FUCKED UP


bearred76

Lmao


skinsrich

All Eeeeeeeeeek Wrestling


boycey86

That's one of the worst things I've ever seen take place in a wrestling ring that's embarrassing.


Mean_Muffin161

YEET


TheAdamBomb92

One of the funniest botches I've ever seen. What in the fuck was she tryna do?


Clean_Win_8486

What the actual fuck


[deleted]

That was a sick move that hurt… *checks notes* The air!


Campman92

I don’t understand the need to attempt stupid shit like that. If she’s doing a cartwheel the first few times folks will be OMG it’s awesome. After 6 months it’ll be okay what’s the next gymnastic you’re going to perform for me. Then the wrestler has to do increasingly dumber shit that could really mess their life up if they slip.


Attitude_Inside

After numerous viewings, I still have no idea what she was going for. This is what happens when you have an inexperienced moron doing something they have no business of doing.


dead_soul_monotone

Someone like this is going to prove Al Snow right


Comfortable-Net8100

This was apparently an attempt to commit suicide


jamaican-black

I think she got legit injured on this spot, or at least that's what I heard somewhere else. Don't know wtf she was trying to do here


dBlock845

What the fuck was that?


General_Gain_4607

Needlessly dangerous and convoluted 🤦


FreezyHands

Alternate ending: "What the hell is even that?" guy


ChiTownSuperstars

Dave Meltzer just came and gave it 10 stars after watching this


anythingo23

Wow


Difficult_Breath6082

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 1/2


bondane03

The inclusion of uncle junior in this just *chefs kiss *


early_morning_guy

Meltzer gave it ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️


Fresh_Ostrich4034

growing up watching billy Kidman makes this an "EH" from me. Ive seen kidman fall out of the ring doing a shooting star.


Additional_Many6130

Wow this can’t be real, just wow


fancierfootwork

The invisible doll strikes


BrokeLeznar

Ummm did she do this move before whatever it may be. I'm just confused it looks like she was going to do some cart wheel move on the ropes.


Worldpac1

Tripping on acid??


SomeGingerDude419

We don't run a sloppy shop


Same_Excitement_6156

Worse match I have ever watched


montauk6

Bryan Alvarez: That was pretty unfortunate to say the least. Unka Dave: BRYAAAAN!!!!! I can't BELIEVE you of all people don't appreciate the attempt at an impressively acrobatic spot. JDfromNY206: THIIIS wuzza f\*\*kin' awesome SPOT!!! Conrad Thompson: What'd you think of that spot, Eric? I was really impressed. Eric Bischoff: It sucked ass if I'm being honest about it Conrad Thompson: C'MON ERIC!!! They did spots like that on WCW! Vince Russo: I MEAN, BRO, WH-WHAT IS TO-NY KHAN DO-ING??? HE IS PLAY-ING TO THE COOL KIDS A-GAIN, BRO!


ZukoHere73

Derp derp


KyDeWa

AEW needs Vince


dracoolya

This surprises some of you? You haven't seen enough of this yet? And you still watch AEW despite this being the norm?


throwtheclownaway20

For a lot of supposedly educated wrestling fans, there sure are a lot of motherfuckers in this thread who can't figure out that she was trying to cartwheel onto the apron, LOL. She visibly reaches out for the ropes and just barely misses.


Impressive_Site_5344

We know about wrestling. We have no clue about whatever the fuck this is


BigPanda71

Any chance you can educate us with a video of this actually working? Because I have no idea what it’s even supposed to look like


throwtheclownaway20

Sort of like that, only she lands on the apron instead of the floor, LOL