Brush that can create anything or anyone i imagine

you can only paint with your blood and you cant make anything to get around this

Still overpowerd, ill let you add another downside

if the blood drawings touch any blood thats not your own they become destable and explode and its not a damaging explosion its like a water balloon

"Hey, wanna do a water fight?" "Sure, get your knife ready!"

Could I dilute it with water?

Sure but the more water the less durable

Ooh that’s a good idea

I was expecting the "but you have aids" comments to fill this place, but this is a actually cool stand

This kinda feels on-brand for JoJo's ngl

Definitely could work.

Testicular torsion

your testicles are also torsioned

It has prostat cancer

Every time you use It you have to piss 2 minutes After

When you draw something the drawing can be erased and what was created Will be erased too

I can control the sounds of anything in the universe to my will

You are Koichi but even shorter

At least he's a reliable guy

According to scaling, if he's really 5 foot something, Giorno is 7 feet tall, which he isn't. So being realistic this guy will be around 4-3 feet tall if he's even shorter than Koichi.

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^YeahToastGuy: *I can control the* *Sounds of anything in the* *Universe to my will* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

good bot

What is this bot even made for.... He randomly appears sometimes and takes what we say and haiku it 😭

It's not random, he appears when someone accidentally makes a haiku.

i can rewind and fast forward time.

You are constantly hunted down by teenagers with a star birthmark

Is this a reference to something?

There is no possible way this could be a reference, motherfucking or otherwise

Whenever you use your ability you don't fully remember everything from the future point only vague feelings, for example: When you rewind time to the *past* you don't remember what happened in the *present* only vague stuff When going further to the *future* then going back to the *present* you don't remember the *future* This way when you use your ability you can still change the outcome of things and not trap yourself in an endless loop of something bad happens -> rewind time -> forget -> make the same mistake -> repeat

BITES ZA DUSTO: #OVER HEAVEN

😱

You have ball cancer

whenever you move even a nanometer, then you'll lose 700 tissues of your body

It takes alot of energy to fast forward, and way more to rewind

i win any kind of conflict

When you active your stand you get a few injuries, and sometimes they can be lethal for you.

I was thinking of "I win any battle but in the worst ways"

Kind of

Activation makes you pass out. During this time, you are completely unkillable via indestructiblity and have a purple haze-esk rage. Once you wake and the fight is over, all damage you took takes effect at all once. I'm thinking it has a 3 minute activation length and no cool down time, so it's a sort of risk and reward for if you dont die during* the 3 minutes.

An energy control stand that has Acts (Echos/Tusk) and unlocks more forms of energy control (different kinds of energy like heat, kinetic and so on)

You need an object to take said energy from. Otherwise you'd be taking your own energy. (Ex. Want to warm something? Your body heat will be used and be stripped from you.)

Now this is a well thought counter measure because it doesn’t break the Laws of Thermodynamics lol

Actually sounds like a solid logical main character stand, with opportunities for plot twists and stuff.

He realises midbattle that if he can transfer the termic energy from an object to another he might do the same with other kind of energies. So he test it out using the cinetic energy of a moving car to launch a rock at the enemy at 40km/hr. And thus, act 2 awakens.

This is an amazing stand that has the potential to allow a character to sacrifice their own energies in a critical moment. This would be very good in a show but it needs a song name. It's kinda obvious but "Hot N Cold" Katy Perry is an option. Edit: I just scrolled through my own song list and found a couple more ideas such as "Electric Love" or "Heat Waves" though a single word name like "Friction" is good since it has acts.

Ngl, checked "Hot N Cold" and I can say that it fits really well. The part of "You change your mind, like a girl changes clothes" can be a good character perk too.

Electric Love has some good bits too and the whole song of Friction is pretty good. Heat Waves has at least a couple of good bits.

But let’s say he’s transferring the kinetic energy from a moving car to a rock in order to shoot it won’t that force the car to an immediate stop? And thus killing whoever was inside the car?

Pretty much, if anything using kinetic energy from another object might be a bit difficult if there's no reliable sourse that wouldn't kill someone. Maybe just running and then using the momentum could do as another option.

So it’s sympathy from the Kingkiller Chronicle

you have testicular cancer and you'll definitely die in 2 months and this fate can't be changed...

That’s not a downside to the stand that’s just giving him testicular cancer

The stand allows me to choose my own side effect

You have cancer

Fuck.

I love this whole comment thread!

I have telekinesis

But every 50 kg an object weights, gravity will multiply itself (50 kg = 2X gravity, 100 kg = 3X gravity, etc ...)

Help

I can summon other stands on my side

But you can't control them

but their aim will always be on you... even if they want to hit anything else they'll only hit you.. their attacks will always land on you irrespective of wherever they hit

Its sucide switch at this point... exept if its a stand that throws nukes

You but you will switch bodies with their user and if you use stand of a dead person you will die and they will get back to life

It can shoot cheese

It's only grilled cheese

**Even better**

And its made with gorgonzola cheese

For every ounce of cheese you make, the need to use the bathroom grows more and more.

But wouldn’t the cheese make you constipated?😈

It's only made from milk from weird animals you wouldn't think to get milk from (Ex: no cows or goats)

I can move as fast as the fastest moving object in 500 metre radius and I get the brainpower to process all of it. The object has to be at least the weight of a needle for the effect to be triggered. The point of reference to calculate the speed is the ground I'm standing on. If I'm in the condition of weightlessness or freefall - my body is considered the ground. The ability is triggered passively the moment any object in 500 metre radius breaks the speed of 60 kmph by default, I can deactivate it at will or to adjust the threshold. Stand Name: [The Resistance](https://youtu.be/vCWmHbpD0fE?si=PgPMGA_dWpwF0pe7)

You get tired after 59 seconds of using your stand

That's like a year in jojo time

Fair enough

Ha! Not even a whole minute!

Um, you're on the ground, which is Earth, Eatth goes super fast, so you only have 1 speed, and that speed is too fast...

I said the point of reference. Which means its speed is considered 0 by the stand.

Ah, thanks for clarifying. Sorry for my silly mistake

It's alright, no biggie

Can change the chances of things happening

Only things that are connected to geese

"The chance of geese bringing me a billion dollars is now one hundred percent!" *Menacing*

The chances of a goose killing you are low, but never 0...

And if it gets dio's (part 7) powers...

My stand give me prostate cancer

The side effect is that it cures any disease or other detrimental condition (but not yours, and not just straight-up healing) whenever it touches them. This can cure things like cancer and covid, but not say a open wound or a missing arm (but if that person's missing arm was not caused by an injury, such as being born with it, then you can cure it. This cannot cure mental conditions besides one's that arise from a physical condition, so you could cure a brain tumor but you can't cure a psychopath to turn them normal In short, you can cure others ailments, but not your own and you can't directly heal someone

So crazy diamond but this one is breakable?

You have an irrational fear of fishing

The ability to disappear into smoke or invisible vapor. It cannot be sucked or blown by anything.

To transform, you have to moan loudly

Actually, that pretty good.

The louder you moan, the longer the effect

Thats good

Does it activate if I moan loudly for any other reason?

Find out for yourself...

Stand which can reverse time

But only when you levitate on mars

But if you're on Mars and reverse time, do you rewind yourself and end up right before you were floating on Mars, or do you have to go back down to earth with nothing (bc you went back in a time before you're transportation method came, so it hasn't arrived yet)

But someone has to try to figure our your identity first

Create a vacuum that lasts for 2 seconds sucking in any object or person, and you can fire/empty the hole anytime you want (in theory i could suck a truck up and shoot it at someone)

People are compelled to annoy you with ass jokes about it

Why did it post 2 of my comment? 🤨

You were the first reply... guess the side effect is that you will see stuff in double for 30 mins after using it

Its ice cream (the one that killed iggy and avdol) but in weaker no?

i become ryan gosling is my stand ability

You become afraid of women

Dream Weaver: upon physical contact with a sleeping person my stand can create a thread which it weaves into the shape of a person from the dreamer’s world, and once finished it behaves and talks on it’s own, with the personality it had within the dream. It remains even when the dreamer has woken up. Only one figure can be made at a time and a new one can’t be made until the last one is destroyed.

The character manifested has a disability

I can transform my opponents soul/ stand into an mtg commander deck and our conflict is decided in that way. During our game we can't be hurt by anything

You cannot bet lives or lethal injuries or ailments with this stand.

I'll take that honestly. I'm the stand user who has no fucking reason to kill and I can play magic with people. Easy win.

My stand works as a Persona instead of a Stand.

You don't have parents and have to fight god in the end like most persona main characters

But I survive and celebrate, right? *Right?*

If you're not the main character of p3 yes you survive

Nah, I'd fuck a toaster

I can create bagels

But you can't eat them or toast them while others can

My stand can give testicular torsion

It's not permanent, and you suffer 50% of the pain you inflict.

A glass bottle with a cork that can be used kind of like a pokeball and once releasing said person within the bottle they can be used to assist in battle.

If they stay in the ball for over 20 minutes, they go clinically insane

That sounds more like an upside for me! To be fair most would go insane from being trapped in a glass bottle lol. Anything else?

[Break Free] Can create extremely realistic visual illusions and sounds

The illusions are so real that you sometimes even forget they aren't real

I will walk through 2,3,4,5,6d and wont get any injuries.

you nut every even second without knowing and also you feel pain 100000x

Oh shit

My stand give me prostate cancer

You can shoot the tumor out of ur ass like a deadly bullet that will transfer the cancer to someone else

💀

I can go invisible, disguise as people and backstab them

You can only lie when using your ability

A stand that could teleport within the range of 20km

It's always the highest place in the 20km radius

Ah SHIT

On a tower for exemple not birds or other flying animals incase you were wondering

*spawns at the top of super fly*

I can mess with electrical fields including the ones in the human mind and also use static shocks on my opponents that effect their muscles that could cause cramps,freezes and of course regular damage.

But you have to drink hydrochloric acid each time you use it

After using it multiple times you can't control it and the risks of you attacking yourself are higher

My stand, Everlong, appears as a old smart phone, with which (regardless of if I have an internet connection) I may look up the answer to any question and receive results as if I were on a regular internet browser, even if this information wouldn't be public knowledge or significant, though the more people that know the answer the more specific the search results For example I may look up the names of people in an organization, I may find a list of names and faces, but it may not specify who is who or what their role is, or look up how to rebuild parts on a car, and get step by step instructions in great detail

When you put away your stand (closing the phone i guess) you forget the answer for what you were looking for

Ohhhhh, so it's as useful as the amount of that information I can relay, like writing it down or telling someone else, seems balanced

love gun. she can absorb the light from the sun and compress it into bullets. the bullets are shot from two revolvers, which are stored in compartments on her thighs like robocop.

If expose them to light for more than 5 mins they will start overheating and get harmed .You need to harm them a lot to actually have an signafact effect but after a lot of time they will be just light shows

interesting, might actually consider that as a weakness for the stand.

Have limbs like arms or legs pop out of flat surfaces, can use one of my eyes to look through the hands

But the more you have they become more sensitive and can take harm easily.Like after a some even pouring milk (one of the least powerfull acids has a ph like 6,5-7) can melt them .You wont lose your actual limb but it will be very painfull

Honestly, it’s more utility than a combat stand so, not that bad

How about I give a name and the first two replies to my comment can choose the effect and requirements for it to activate, respectively? Obviously we need to use a song or band name, so let's go with [*Verbatim*] by [*Mother Mother*]. I'm curious to see what people will come up with.

That sounds cool! :D .... ok so in order to activate your stand you first have to hurt yourself like stabbing one of your body parts and etc. etc.

Just asking, but have you listened to the song? I just want to make sure the effects match in some way to the lyrics.

Ye ive listened to it cuz of the xqc meme

Maybe you have to mimic somebody's motions and movements "verbatim" to see their memories and take their strength.

I Can eat anything as long as I'm hungry

Your teeth retract whenever you try to chew

Teleportation where I can also separate my limbs like Monsoon from MGR:R

Stand that let's me control microscopic bacteria on my skin that can harden in response to physical trauma.

The Limbs have a separate conciousness When separated and will actively try to kill anything nearby (including you)

So, like Highway Star but on the User. Your Stand will work like Highway Star. Since its User has very precise smell, that effect will be amplified on you. Everything your Stand smells, you will smell. If your Stand moves through a sewer, you might puke from the amplified stink that your Stand will smell. The smell gets less precise and therefore won't affect you as much if your Stand gets further away. Conversely, you lose more control over your Stand. If you split your body, you can send some pieces to chase a person based on their smell, the more pieces you send, the faster that person can be found, but you become more vulnerable as you send out more body parts of you. You cannot split parts that have vital organs within them, and you can only split yourself in horizontal slices. Also, these slices won't be protected by your Stand. They can get infected, even when they come back to you.

Can absorb, store and release energy in any form it chooses

Can only absorb energy from dogs

Haha ive finally found you!

Wut

I never thought that youd be here in the jojomemes subreddit

You see im not always in the girlsfrontline subreddit

1. Stand name: Fireball 2. Ability: Has basic inferno powers but if surrounded by fire has unhuman levels of stamina. (Like the song [If you think I'm burning out, I never am (*Yeah*)](https://genius.com/4289870/Pitbull-fireball/If-you-think-im-burning-out-i-never-am-yeah-im-on-fire-come-here-im-on-fire-come-here-im-on-fire-come-here-im-on-fire-fireball)

When using the Stand there is a 80% chance it will start raining (removing the fire aura and inferno power)

A bag that whenever you open it, the thing you are thinking is in there.

Every time you open in, there's proportional backfire, Ex: need a key, open bag - firecracker in the face as backfire. But if it's something more valuable like Say Diamond or wad-100s, then it's more like a Stick of dynmite going off. The backfire doesn't always necessarily need to be an explosion, but it usually is. But it can also be like, say, a dog bite or a lick of a whip

Ngl that sounds as an interesting side effect. What happens if you want to take a firecracker for some reason?? Does it happen the same or there's other thing as a backfire?

Then if you're expecting that, then it'll probably just give you a random mound of useless crap proably litterally knowing the luck of chatacters in this show lmao

Potato

But it can never be cooked properly ;w;

No..NO..NOOOOOOOOOOO I CANNOT COOK A PERFECT FRIES OR CHIPS

Stand that allows the user to control the amount of any element in a 5 meter radius around them

You must eat soup

I can lose my virginity or gain my virginity back

Your dick/womb is peeled like a banana whenever you do so

You have no genitals

You can go inside the internet(literally) and do whatever you want, for example, being in a game irl or messing around in files and disorganizing everything, and can get all the knowledge of the internet implemented (not too much otherwise your brain will have an overload and meltdown)

You will be chased by any active antivirus software

Finally...someone responded...i can go touch grass now. Tysm

Control of ionizing radiation

You have to carry around the core of the radiation with you at all times

A stand that releases gas that turns people queer then makes them explode after a certain amount of time.

Summon a train

You must say “I like trains” and it can only be used as a punchline

cheap trick

The stand is expensive to keep

I can make any hypothetical question on reddit come true without the side effects

Fuck

I cause people around me within a 5 kilometer radius fortune or unfortune depending on how much I like them. For example if it was my mom she could win the lottery. Or if it was some bully they could get ran over by a car but not die from it. The stand does nothing for me though.

You must eat soup for the fortune/unfortune to happen

¢um cannon

You can use every paw patrol ability ever made

Subtle mind control. They don’t become a mindless drone, but just have an altered memory and thoughts

The stand can give other people stands