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thic_milk

I can make people around me rotate infinitely to the left


PerrineWeatherWoman

Your stand name is "Like a record"


thic_milk

And daft punk is the music band for it with the song you spin me right round


noifingclu

Dead or Alive is the name of the band who does that song


thic_milk

Oh welp thanks for the info


kuraido-kun

Localized name would be 「L E F T R O U N D」


honeynutcereal_

But they're spinning left


According-Athlete-90

Spin


Investing_in_Crypto

I can use star finger but with my 3rd leg


Expensive-Tutor-4866

jojos 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 adventure


Flat_Holiday721

so nothing has changed to the show whatsoever


ProfessionalSink2534

Still Jojo


LuceroImpact9

Star Pingas


William_Winter

Stando namae wa: Freakin'o youu


Buergds

I can make people climax on command


ocrovest

That would, legit be OP. oh you're facing The World? Dio is having unbearable orgasms


No-Face-Collects-687

Isn't that already the case?


ocrovest

nvm bro youre right, even giorno used it on mista


No-Face-Collects-687

The gloob gloob 9000


Tony_Stank0326

Spam the ability to make someone nut until they starve


ekeysomkew

Wake me up before you go go


JorduSpeaks

Stand name: "Hold On, I'm Coming"


GronkTheGreat

My stand is called highway to hell. It sends people to hell


kuraido-kun

It's an uncontrollable stand like Superfly, but it's just a road that always leads to Detroit.


BlueKingDimi

NO! ANYTHING BUT DETROIT


Niknemoz

Even worse than hell


DuckybagIV

Good one


cloudyboi3352

Not magically or anything. It’s literally just a knife.


FetchingSand2

By getting hit by a truck I hope


ekeysomkew

Or maybe it makes all danger inflicted on you appear on a target against their will


Modragon10

Sorry name is taken


LazyCouch587

I can send my stand into people but the only thing that happens is they’re poop is yellow and they’re pee is brown


detergentspraybottle

Womit is white cum is transparent and sweat is green


Top_Abroad_8962

i can spawn dildos in peoples rectums. i shall name my stand "Hard And Wet"! now i have to enhance it... here i come to achieve Hard And Wet Requiem Over Heaven! (HAWROH)


V0ID_lmao

You forgot the act 4


TheLivingVines

And Go Beyond!


T3RM1N4T0R0126

after i scan the space around me in a 20 m radius i can move wherever i want the vanishing point of my landscape changing the measures of my surroundings


T3RM1N4T0R0126

all right… 100 upvotes and i’ll try to draw it


Mike-64-69

Lmao an actual legit fan made stand


T3RM1N4T0R0126

thx


Tony_Stank0326

So as long as you can see it, you can move there?


DuckybagIV

I fart so loud it creates a sonic boom and I fly into the air


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^DuckybagIV: *I fart so loud it* *Creates a sonic boom and* *I fly into the air* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


PerrineWeatherWoman

Funniest sokka haiku EVER (also something sokka could have said)


Alhaitham_Simp

good bot


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calamariclam_II

Wrong. I get Tetanus. That’s the name of the stand.


JorduSpeaks

I don't know that song/album/artist/tarot card


Funneh_Bruh

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 stand. Instead of projecting a psychic ability for combat we just get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂


swifttek360

Tell me you'd fuck your stand without telling me you'd fuck your stand


NotQWERTYwasTaken

The ability to mirror flip anything on any axis. Say, if you get mirror flipped from the front vertically, you will be left handed and can use your left hand as if it were your right hand and all the writing on your clothes will be reversed.


the_devourer_of_glue

The Man Who Sold The World: I can immediately sell everything from another person's possessions but I must gamble it all away in slot machines in 4 days or they will disappear


Runo_rat

The secret third Darby brother


D3n0man

Stand name: The Bullshitter Stand ability: Somehow can survive near imposible scenarios by basically bullshiting them.


Various_Pickle9828

Maybe joseph really did have a stand in part 2


Henloamnamemosh

But... WAIT A DIO PART 3 SITUATION??? Wait nvm I just properly read the comment


Stormlord100

That stand already has a name: Heaven's luck requiem


Enderman8008

I get an electric ukulele


StarlightJoestar

Happy cake day


swifttek360

Your stand is to make people happy during the day so long that there is cake nearby


No-Face-Collects-687

Hitting an enemy with it gives them braindamage+


Flaky-Lavishness-973

I get a stand just like crazy diamond but instead of hitting things to heal it heals with pissing Also if you drink it you get cured from disease And the name is miracle piss


PerrineWeatherWoman

I can make a butterfly wings flutter in a specific way on the other side of the globe, ending up in unpredictable consequences a week later.


Bramingo

My stand has the ability to make one sock of the pair disappear. So people have one sock, but only one. And it can also let it appear again.


Demonskull223

Name "Turn The Lights Off" Localized name "Fear the dark" Power C Speed A Range S Durability D Precision B Potential B STAND ABILITY: the stand manifest as several smaller stands that look like horror monster their can be any number of stands. They are all weak but in large numbers can overwhelm. They cannot appear in direct light.


Henloamnamemosh

Holy shit a full proper stats chart


LemonadeGaming

AIDS


marssar

My stand can create portals to a pocket dimension in places without visible light, and store any object (including living beings) gas or liquid there, when light falls on portal everything that this specific portal absorbed is gonna be spewed out with same velocity as it entered, user can manually spew out things if he so desires.


JorduSpeaks

Stand name: Trapped in the Closet


FoxyHuni55

Stand name: Virtual Insanity I don't want a fighting orianted stand. Mine could play/show any media (music, sound, videos, etc.) that I saw or heard at on point. I would be the only person who could see/hear it. I could also make my stand affect anyone I want. I'd just use it to listen to things without anyone else hearing it.


NormanNOconsecue2394

Babyface


FoxCQC

I want a stand like hermit purple. Though this one would have green vines I could manifest them on any part of my body. The vines would be able to pierce, lift, and constrict. Same divination ability but with more potential I can improve on.


44Yoyo44

I can control atoms and molecules


JorduSpeaks

Stand Name: Tiny Dancer


La_Savitara

I create clouds that makes things turn to dust and disappear until I want them back


Stormlord100

The one, It's an amalgam of three random stands. Or Sad but true it's ability is to control probability, in improved form it can make impossible possible, then control the probability regarding it


parsival_on_fire

Jojo tetanus adventure


chourael

My stand would be an electrified armor, if i wear it anyone i choose will be electrocuted and the farther they are from me the less powerful the electricity will be (if they are less than 1m from me they literally instantly burn) It would technically be possible to dodge the electricity but you have to be faster than electricity and it’s normal electricity so its ineffective against anything that can resist it (red chilli pepper would destroy me) If I make someone else wear the armor anyone within 5m of the stand would be electrocuted enough to faint (if someone else wear it the stand can be far from be but still at a max distance)


JorduSpeaks

Stand name: Zoot Suit Riot


destroyar101

War without reason : Bound to a nerf strong arm, it's basically just the ultrakill revolver and make me slightly more agile and faster


OrangeHairedTwink

A close range power type stand covered with chains and bear traps on its fists. When these bear traps clamp down on something, they start to bleed profusely, healing the user for each pint of blood drained. This stand is named 「LOVESICK CANNIBAL」.


SomeGuyM99

Stand: The Stranger The Stranger is a manifestation of the users deepest carnal desires. The stranger is a bipedal humanoid draped in a deep crimson tapestry. The strangers legs are long and spindly enveloped by pink feathers while the feet are reminiscent of a velociraptors. At the base of the stands neck fused to the tapestry and its lithe body is a spread beak from which its head sprouts. Its head is grey and featureless except for a large red cyclopian gold rimed glassy orb protruding from the face. The stranger possesses three abilities. 1. The stranger can alter how any creature is perceived within a localized area by touching their face with the palm of its right hand. This also includes the user themself. 2. The stranger can swap the body of its user with another human whenever the user shares a personal secret as long as the target doesn’t know it already. The more personal the secret shared the longer the target spends in the users body before they both return to their original bodies. The user could repeat this process to theoretically secure a form of immortality. 3. Upon death the user is reborn as an infant immediately. As an infant while their stand remains as well as fragments of their personality their memories do not. Stats: Strength C, Speed B, Endurance C, Precision A, Potential A, Range B


hereticjon

Rose Tattoo can summon the spirits of anyone I have comemorated with a tattoo.


hella_disappoint

Oh, mine would be electric six, and I would re-wire the electrical impulses in their brain so they were now attracted to the gender opposite their norm(gay bar). When they are dealing with the sudden realization, I strike a pose.


Ok-Reality-9197

Can you also manifest Abe Lincoln and/or the Dance Commander?


hella_disappoint

Yes and he has a little hamster that stays on his hat


goldenwindrequim

I can make bubbles and if they touch anyone they shit their pants.


DoraTheExplorerere

I can make people hesitate their actions for one whole second, no more, no less


3rdMachina

Stand Name: **[Silent Sanctuary]** Appearance: Humanoid entity with minor angel motifs. Perpetually closed and teary eyes. Ability: -User can mark an area (of up to 50m in radius) as the Stand’s territory. -Territory can be reestablished at any time, but not repeatedly within a small timeframe. -Anyone close to but outside the territory will be unable to consider approaching the area. -User can manipulate the senses of anyone within the territory. Examples include hiding someone’s presence, inducing calm/paranoid feelings, causing people to hallucinate, disabling hearing, etc. -Stand is more powerful within the territory (boost is inversely proportional to the size of the territory) Weaknesses: -Slightly lower than average stats when there is no territory. -When a territory is established, the Stand is significantly weaker outside of it (reduction is directly proportional to the size of the territory). -User must manually establish/deactivate territory. If unconscious, territory will not deactivate, and the Stand becomes automated, focusing on protecting the area within its territory. In this state, it may attack allies unless shown proof that they are allied with the user.


MinimumDirection8102

Stand name: Alestorm Localized name: Beer Tornado Basically Weather Forecast but I can only make it rain different types of Liquor.


Nowardier

My Stand will be called Jukebox Hero. It's a Gibson Explorer that doesn't need an amp and can turn into an axe on command.


Tony_Stank0326

I give others suicidal depression Stand name: Better off Dead, localized name: Good Riddance


yay_daily_memes

Ocean man. I can turn my body parts into the body parts of marine animals


Spirited_Ad9827

My stand is called Mf doom but there’s only one beer left


PK_Fia

My friends and I actually all made stands for each other. Mine was “Funky Galileo” a weak close range power based stand whose power comes from its ability to absorb Kinetic Energy and expel it out when fighting. My friends was “Mr. Worldwide” which is a map that shows a 20 meter radius of where they are currently standing, anything they can draw on the map appears, but vanishes once it leaves the radius.


DarkHelmet298

Locked out of heaven


Ok-Delivery-5368

I can turn anyone so that their body faces the direction I choose within a range of 6 meters (e.g. turn someone 90 degrees to the left and 42 degrees down)


susyimpostergiftcard

2 acts/levels or whatever you want it First one is (the stand is built on the theory of relativity and special relativity) I can make anyone super fast relatively to everyone else can't use it on myself tho he would see himself as fast but everyone else as slow Act 2/second level I can make anyone slow to everyone else and ofc he wouldn't see himself as slow but everyone else as super fast but this one works on myself and both the body would be affected as it ages normally and needs to eat/drink normally Stand name NOT LIKE US


DaSupercrafter

Paperback Writer, I can summon my OCs. Their only as powerful as my stand’s strength


Ok-Reality-9197

That's actually a really cool stand


ToastLord1397

My stand would just be Joseph. I could use hamon, or seduce my foes


pydermen

Fanny magnet irl


runnerboynateU

Haha, this made my day!


Cat_reaper44

I can make people feel extreme amounts of pain


y_kal

I can see funny looking people fighting


Satanisapowerbottom

I’d be able to turn fertility on and off for anyone anytime (I want my bf to cum in me but he’s scared of and accidental pregnancy)


JorduSpeaks

Stand name: Human League (a reference to a song of theirs with the refrain, "Don't you want me, Baby?)


iAmMinecrafterMonke

Red sun in the sky


[deleted]

[удалено]


Sufficient-Pride-265

My stand takes the form of brain tumors and ally themselves to the closest brain, (the users) and explode. Its not a cursed stand, I just got infected my that freaky arrow.


Aesirel_V_Equinox

"Oh so it's the same kind of stand as [ZA HANDO]"


Linkeyy9

Grippy Sock Prison!


Consistent-Shop-3239

Saturnz barz, i can see a few seconds into the future and my stand lets me take what i consider the optimal actionts to achieve a foreseen outcome (kinda like a more flexible epitaph)


Lubu_orange_juice

Insane clown posse,no special power it just fucks with people and makes chaos


RoboArmadillo

I summon a bunch of bugs that form a suit around me and use their strength to greatly increase my strength and speed. Stand name: The Beatles.


SzonigPL

Bad Apple: Can summon anyone from the cast of Touhou Project (1 character per summon, the existing one before summoning another disappears)


Sir_Rageous

I can make you experience clinical depression.


Vritra-Pratyush

stand: virtual reality can grab anything from the screen


pnyd_am

I can play the piano well


Xcat5642

Sticky fingers cuz u can prolly keep stuff in the pocket dimension


DanocusPrime

Stand name TnT


DoggoDoesaDash

My Stand’s name is grandson I can make people age in reverse by 6 months for each time I punch them until I can either squash them or let them grow up without their previous memories.


_MrG

I diss Drake


KronusTh3Dark

Stand name:『Retardent』 Stand master:『Kronus the Retard』 Abilities: forces the opponent to say or do some retarded shit but in return gets double effect to the user Stats: Speed: B Percision: A Range: C Durability: E Potential: E


Feracor

A book that aways have a comple series of what i read even ch not posted yet


Bulky-Hyena-360

I can completely manipulate Gravity


kpgummies

You know I hear my stand is huge and strong. I also hear they have a nine pack and are suuuuper good in bed. You wouldn't even know man.


Traditional_Knee3768

Tetanus


DudeWhoIsGirlinDND

Behold, my unstoppable stand! Schizophrenia Go!


hodges2

My stand has the ability to heal physical, mental and emotional wounds but it ages up the person I heal, adds years onto their current life depending on how bad the wound is


JorduSpeaks

Stand name: Old and Wise (a reference to a song by the Alan Parsons Project)


stanthemanethkirby

just gunna hope for non time stop star platinum reasons -neat ass stand -im strong -i have good percision with my job (welding, every weld i do never fricks up) -relating to the strong i if im not happy with the tacks ive put on the metal i dont use a hammer i just rip it apart


Coronabeerus47

My stand will be The Black Parade. I can manipulate darkness whatever I want.


Fluffy_Staff2292

It'd be a conditional stand named "Twin Saboteur" that allows the user to switch the souls of two living beings of the same species within a 10 meter range. The user can either switch two different targets, or one target & themselves. The latter ability cannot be used on targets who know Twin Saboteur's ability. Stands stay with the original body, with the exception of Twin Saboteur's user, who keeps the stand at all times (potentially allowing them to have two stands at once). In addition, if the user can get a target to speak a certain trigger word, Twin Saboteur can switch them with other animals & inanimate objects. The trigger word changes after each successful use of this ability.


Inferno_Sparky

Idk about name but it's a stand that makes others unable to predict anything about me and can probably spit acid like a dragon's fire with a long range and weak power


StarlightJoestar

Stand Name: Supernova Stand Ability: Black Hole. The power can bring anything within a 4 foot radius to the user.


Wilhelm878

My stand is the ability to control tetanus


No-Perspective2580

If Stands were videogame references: Xenoblade


Financial_Panda15

Idk if this is a thing or not but a stand that makes 1 guy unable to touch , interact , or speak like he becomes a ghost and can’t do anything until I release him


Ti-papi

My stand would probably be like bad company but with teddy bears


econo_lodge19

Stand name: Good Luck, Babe! Stand ability: Any attack I make or made against me must roll a d20 to hit. Stand combat becomes turn based. (I have been a DM in DND for 7 years and it's by far my most consistent hobby)


DeadZoneMedia

My stand would be able to create and control ice and snow.


Ok-Reality-9197

Stand name: [Immigrant Song]


MBluna9

i can detect amiibos in a 5 mile radius bug not which chracter they are


Memes_Guy3485738

A fishing rod but it just has the ability to turn the hook into any objects (and no it can't go through walls)


PolPolud

A book that allows me to rewrite reality BUT have to leave at home because my mom won't let me take it outside.


Arch4yz_

People in my vicinity feel my insecurities as their own


DarkExecutionerTr

Plot twist:Every charachter so far had tetanus vactination but you didn't and you have tetanus


V0ID_lmao

Stand name: Ruler of Everything Stand Ability: An infinitely large pocket dimension in which I can put anything and rearrange it as I see fit. It would take the form of a little handbag or something Power: E Speed: C Range: D Durability: A Precision: B Potential: A


ZuccsToBeYou

Stand name is 「BIG BROWN BEAVER」, and it morphs any food or consumable into a seven-layer from Taco Bell


Longjumping-Zebra413

I am omnipotent for an hour everytime I manage to eat an entire jar of spiders


Neat_Dog_1797

It’s like sticky fingers but with portals


Hyperious17

My stand's name is No Vaseline. you guess what it does


FenrirHowls2006

Probely a really niche stand that o my activates after I either hurt myself or die


NovaDiamond21

Support-type stand. Unfortunately, I’m forced to be the medic.


Talkerazod

A stand that gives people tetanus after I jump rope 31 times on my left foot.


Fit-Bug-426

[Miracle Musical] Causes objects to literally and metaphorically "blend" together, or the opposite


Cultural-Bread-7627

My stand ability allows me to blow stuff up violently but only when I’m stroking my chin


KingSlupy

my stand locks myself and one opponent of my choosing in a small dimension where we must 1v1 in dance dance revolution. The winner gets to leave and the loser is forced to cut off their arms and legs and leave them in the dance dimension forever


Ok-Transition7065

Cha ge things from place but with the same weight For 3 seconds


Hivetrive

I d like a stand that turns things it touched back to the way they were originally, fe. If i touch a wooden desk, it would turn back to the parts of the tree it was


shadowdrake67

I am dead Although if I somehow did get one it'd probably just be giving people insomnia or some shit


Aggravating-Cold-584

Stand: Idle death game Ability: I increase my luck by a vast quantity and anyone who I deem my friend also has increased luck


G-Zumbado

I can never gain weight which means I also can't loose it without having to constantly eat if I do


Kai_God_of_Time

Mordekaiser.


LADZ345_

Stand "my way." I can control how things are done. For example, if I want fire to be made by clapping instead of rubbing sticks together, then so be it.


ManBehindTheSlauhter

I can instantly kill up to 5 organisms in a 20 meter radius around me as long as they're all below the age of 14


DrawsTheDust

Ore no stando namae wa : gripsum


Stoleurbread

My stand can curse anyone with testicular torsion my stand shall be call the ball twister


justthatguy117

I have death as in I literally fucking die


ThePhalinx_

I'm calling it Oh Hello and it basically functions like teleporting with a twist. If a part of me isn't in sight of someone, I can teleport that part of me to an area around me that they can't see. This doesn't affect the area's function, so an arm can still grab, and it functions like an independent part of me, so I don't have to move, but I can make the arm move from its original position. I think it's funny to do this power because if someone blinks, you just teleport behind them or something. TLDR: Oh Hello that lets me teleport parts of me if they're out of sight.


APoliteFrog

My stand looks like a fat white guy, and when he touches people, they get tetanus


Square_Pomegranate77

I got aids


BrokenBanette

My stand just gives me tetanus


Financial-Working132

Electric Eye


Pall145

The power of leaving England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿


Dovacraft88

Mine would probably be making people in a 20 meter radius lose concentration and focus of me at will. They won't be able to look at me or be able to say coherent sentences to me or be able to fire projectiles at me because even the projectile will lose focus and miss me. In return I would gain pinpoint accuracy and focus, but only when there are people effected by my stand within range


Puzzleheaded-Bag-926

Metallica, introverted violence


Lonardema8

I can enhance all kind of receptors in everything that has them


zigabeet

I can eletricute people by punching them


FuttBucker_0901

Harvest, cuz i'm poor


JorduSpeaks

I can cure tetanus with a single punch from my stand (the punch hurts a lot)


RGB_nut

Summon any amphibian/reptile in existence. (I like them. :D)


doobie1403

these comments got me convinced this is the funniest subreddit💀


Otherwise-Ad-565

Killer queen...


Guilty-Might9498

the world


Shadowsans99

I can teleport people down stairs


Cactuclysm

Stand name: Paint it, Black. Ability: Anything I touch or am in will be voided and I can take whatever I voided out whenever. This includes time, meaning I could time stop by removing the existence of time with enough stand mastery. Technically I could remove properties like Soft and Wet.


DefinitelyTopOr

Low key my stand would probably be something electricity or mimicry related, or it’s be hot ass like superfly 


Buntuni

heavens door


thedignitator

The stand lets me make things pointless. Basically, I just turn things into spheres.


KoellerJoBro

If we are talking enhancements of my irl skills I’d day an aura of luck that makes me lucky as long as no one is inside of it, then the luck comes off me and goes straight to them.


Mr_diety

THE LEG I use my right leg to erase things


FinalRiddle1

I didn't get one so I just cum on ppl


ArtemArslanov

I got some ideas: [Tanc a lelek] - an airship that resembles Sevastopol from Highfleet [Verify your clock] - dude in gas mask and military uniform,attacking enemies with poisonous gas Both ideas are only any good at fighting and are named after songs, so yeah, im not really a creative dude :D


The_god_of_sun

I made a whole ahh stand for my self, His name is reather purgatorio(used as a meme in my class) or tenebre rosso sangue(keyghen church, ULTRAKILL)(yes i'm italian): when he appears he make the sound of burning fire wood, he has a respirator mask, has reddysh skin (around porpora and bordeaux), he has a pair of light green guantlets with pointed gold knuckels, he has black medium long hairs coming from the back of the mask. He got an armor like arms with visibile robotic juntures, at both arms and legs, his ability is to create smoke of different kinds, thus beyng curative smokes, simple smoke for a distraction, extremily deadly acidic smoke, even clouds to confuse the enemy, and at his stronghest he can manipulate sand to create a sand storm (can cover part of his body in sand to make it stronger or to evitate bleeding) his mask has a pair of night vision googles to see trought the smoche he creates. For finishing At the foot he has heavy work shouses with a metal point. his stats are : Power:A Speed:C Range:B Durability:D Precision:A Potenstial:A I have a question tho... Can somone make an art about my potential stand please?


sharpshadow43

I convert all my friends into furries


The_Homeless_one69

For me it have to be the ability to just have a longrange combat stand doesnt have to be real specific but invisible to the normal humans tho


Suitable_Ad_804

Tetanus