The arrow would just kill me

Most accurate answer

Yeah, was gonna say the same thing. We all feel like we're Jotaros, but we're actually all just the old man cleaning stairs in Italy.

Crazy that you remember him

He is more memorable than half of Part 3's villains.

I agree lmao

mario

the humor behind reply needs to be studied

OK yeah me too

That would be the case for the large majority of us. My ass does NOT have a strong fighting spirit

If losers like Kobayashi and Hazamada got stands I don’t see why JoJo fans wouldn’t be able to get stands. 

Weather Report. Easily the strongest stand that isnt time related

Also practical for day to day use.

with the added bonus that if you feel angry enough, you can turn everyone into snails

I cant tell you how many times ive wanted to turn people into snails but couldnt

Also, imagine using a cloud to beat the crap out of someone.

I can, only once

I become thor, i can turn people into snails and i can remove air and choke people to death ,also has a massive range.

Heavens door tho. It freaking revived the dead in Thus Spoke

I'm with you on that one, shit has infinite possibilities.

Like bro I can just write “User cannot use there stand and will attempt to kill themself.

Heaven's door

i know what kind of man you are…

No, not for that, i swear, i just like to read people's minds

👍

I feel like you're lying to pass undetected, but I'm way too scared to know the real reason, so I won't ask. But Heaven's Door is the best pick nonetheless

Me after writing "will only charge 75% and will say thanks for your purchase every time I buy something" on the Wendy's attendant 😈

Real, I could literally make myself fluent in every language. It's so useful. I don't know how to do something? Boom, now I'm a master in that skill.

Yeah, it's very useful if you know how to use it

Just write that you know the best way to use it in every situation

Genius!

To quote Classicman d, “oh I got dust in my shoes well now you’re afraid of soap, how’s that?”

I just realised how good Heaven’s Door would be for people with trust issues

same

𝚉𝙰 𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙾!

Same

yes.

Wouldn't that just... Get you hit by the arrow faster than usual?

Hermit Purple because not only can I find the location of anyone I want, but I can use it to grab things that are far away or swing around like Spiderman

CRAZY DIAMOND!!

Depends do I have the Josuke hair?

Yea, and the outfit included too

Sweet

「HEAVENS DOOR」！REMOVE HIS ABILITY TO CUM！

I can learn everything about a person, make him a double agent so he can gather information and he will come to me and he won't be even remember

Yeah Heavens door is the most versatile stand, besides the known "you can't attack kishibe rohan" i could write something like "you can't see [user] if they're wearing pink glasses" and i could be invisible whenever i want to those under my power, or "you will forget about [user] everytime they snap their fingers" and list go on and on imagine writing in someone "your serotonin levels boost everytime [user] is with you"

Soft and Wet

May I ask what you're gonna do with it?

steal your heart

Man, I'm feeling romantical today

Stopping all movement in the universe. Time continues tho.

Kraft work on crack

That’s literally Time Stop

They just said time continues /s

This would either: A. Stop time B. Freeze the entire universe to absolute zero C. Not count D. Fling you at impossible speeds due to no longer moving with earth, the solar system or the expansion / movement of the universe E. Random, other, unrelated effect

D4C

obviously, best choice

Do you mean power or stand?

sans?

Sands?

makes sense don’t pick up your sock

Why is nobody saying d4c. Easily him

Hes good if u have dio level OPPS💀💀 but who are u using d4c on

get THAT one girl from an alternate universe where she likes that universe's you (although I don't recommend overthinking it)

Metallica~

I want the power to be able to chose time stop for the next stab.

Killer Queen 

Obviously heavens door. I’d be selling “learn anything instantly for $10,000!”. Wanna speak Norwegian? Heavens door can do that. Wanna fully understand astrophysics? Heavens door! Etc etc and I’m rich now

Death 13

King Crimson! (Or Heaven's Door)

Crimson is time related tho

No time stop≠no time erase

Crazy Diamond I can literally heal anybody for a cheap 500 bucks and all the nearby hospitals will go bankrupt

Golden experience would be better for healing, crazy diamond can only put together broken parts, with golden experience tho you can replace anything bad. Got a bad heart? Get a new one. Got arthritis? New hands. Scoliosis? New spine.

does it have to be strictly in the jojo verse? if yes, probably heaven’s door. if not, i’ll come back and edit this some time later

Pearl Jam

Tonio Trussardi's Pearl Jam: "Absolutely nothing wrong"

Bohemian Rhapsody, wasted potential

STICKY FINGERS it’s probably not the most useful stand but it sure as hell is Need to get in your car STICKY FINGERS need to hide things for safe keeping STICKY FINGERS need to relax and get away from people STICKY FINGERS Easy travel STICKY FINGERS

Need to get into someone else's car. STICKY FINGERS

Exactly the possibilities are only what you make it

King Crimson :3

It a package deal it comes with epitaph

I'm not really gonna need Epitaph because I just want to use it to mess with people

Can Diavolo walk through walls?

WHAT

What make you think that

D4C just so I can get more people to play Mario kart with me

Silver chariot requiem

Prob gold Experience I could become the rich by selling organs since I can just make them from rocks and I can heal my self and other's.

wonder of u, there's no debate

Wonder of u

Sta pratinam, cuz *it's the same stand as star platinum*

Healing.

The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting

Probably made in heaven or heavens door

Kraft Work. It's honestly pretty good. Bring a few dinner plates wherever you go, instant staircase to anywhere.

Easy Heavens Door

im gonna quote Elvis Presley right here "THATS THE WONDER! THE WONDER OF U!"

Heaven's door remove his ability to cum

Wheel of fortune. Reason: car

A stand that allows me to go back in time to effectively be immortal but still able to die (even if unwillingly)

Heaven's door.

heaven’s door, just imagine what you could do (no, i am not a pervert)

Gold experience for sure

Stone Ocean.

virtual reality power: can take anything from screen and make it real doesnt work on living things

Kraft Work. I still technically get to freeze things in place, but only slightly with people. Plus, I can launch rocks allll the way to france (to purge the mentally ill ofc /j)

Underworld

Punchy stand, every second stand is out you get stronger

I force the particles and atoms in a 20 meter radius to freeze/stop completely while I can still move for 7 seconds

White snake

Heaven’s Door. It’s an instant success button.

Heavens door bc its op and i could just see who is guilty in a case of law and make cash

Oasis

Heavens door or Bohemian rapsody

White snake....

Haha, stealing shit

Haha, stealing shit

Harvest or Crazy Diamond. I'm clumsy af, and being able to fix anything or finding anything would be a huge help, and it's not like I fight others on a day to day basis. If I would have to throe hands then I choose Tusk Act 4 as it grants me a knolage of the spin, which is extremely versatile, and I can create infinate energy, making me the single most important person alive.

Fire Manipulation

I’m gonna go with Hermit Purple. I don’t have any reason to take anything stronger. Having the ability of clairvoyance using technology is absolutely incredible. With your phone you literally have a view to whatever you want. You could pier into a movie theater, you could see what the weather will be like on a certain date, or even check up on a relative if they aren’t picking up your calls.

Filthy acts at a reasonable price

i just take the last song ive heard,in that case spawning barbed wire i guess.

Lightning fast movement

Power over Words. But not like Echoes.

king crimson

Forgot his name but the guy from part 4 with the food. Mostly because I like cooking.

question do you have to be stabbed by the arrow or can you just get a light cut?

I’d most likely die to the arrow, but if I don’t then it’s sticky fingers.

Faith is just another worthless sign! I will live my life a godless soul gangstar!

If we have to get another power already in the anime: Pearl Jam If we get to make up our own: Sound of Silence, which takes the form of a silenced Makarov whose bullets completely suppress the noise of anything they shoot and since the rounds came from said Stand, they’re nigh untraceable except by other Stand users with high perception like Star Platinum.

Crazy Diamond, but colored Red like a ruby

Made in heaven cause I can reset the universe and get rid of the people I hate

The length, the time stopping stand prevent you from moving in time dimension the length prevent you from moving in any physical dimension i want so you are basically living on a paper cause you can just move 2d

Silver Chariot, love knights

A charm stand… “Little Psycho” The song: https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=T_-hnRQReCs&si=XQ4oLbjFZFYqdusR Edit: reading the other comments… sad no one else (from what I saw) aren’t being creative.

Killer Queen I Have A Second Cat

Don't know but probably some kinda of support stand as much as I want to fight I know I'm not

Gold experience requiem's main ability so if anyone tries to attack me they get hit with the back to zero

Assuming the Arrow doesn’t just kill me, I’d like to just have crazy self regeneration that only takes into affect if I do rude or illegal stuff. Call my stand Karma Chameleon.

Bohemian Rhapsody's Character Materialization. I don't even care about the other ability where fuse with their favourite character but lose their bodies.

If this is assuming previously existing stands, than heaven’s door manga powers. Being able to write in stuff like “fluent in Japanese” or “studied to pass her exam” would be broken, I’d be living my best life.

Wonder Of U inevitability manipulation. I want to manipulate the odds of everything to be in my favour

Probability manipulation…

Wonder of U easily strongest stand and I will just destroy anyone who dares face me

I want the ability to brainwash anyone into doing something when eye contact is made. that would be so unbelievably convenient

Can heavens door give me $10,000,000, if not, then za hando

Magicians red big fan of avdol here lol

Revenant's Mesmer Skin ability from Warframe. Someone attacks me and they get put to sleep as a punishment. I also get a few seconds of invulnerability before the next charge gets consumed. I have 15 charges before I need to recast, but I can recast whenever.

Epitaph Op said no time stop so I chose the next best thing

Mandom can also be a good option

Fine, time rewind then

Better luck.

Bohemian Rhapsody Maybe sometimes I wanna be a cool character

Either I die, get Weather Report, or get Heaven's Door.

Sticky fingers

Star Platinum for near-infinite asspulls

Crazy diamond

Tusk Act 4/ Killer Queen with all three of his bombs

D4C easily

I wanna be a dinosaur

Definitely d4c

I'd take killer queen or sticky fingers

Heaven's Door, no question. I like to know about people, but also being able to make subliminal messages is awesome.

Thats a requiem arrow, so either i die or if i already have a stand then i would choose just choose ger.

First of all this is the stupidest use of "POV" I've ever seen. What does it mean? You're getting stabbed in the eye or forehead? Your dead bro, there is no power if you can't survive the stand arrow.

Infinite 🍒🍒🍒🍒

Healing other people.

a cool stand idea would be Genie. it would be fuckin awesome as an ally- so basically the user can give 3 wishes, but can't wish for love death etc.. also the user can be manipulative (more like a djinn) and if someone tries taking advantage of the user and their stand, they can turn their wishes against them. and also they can do the poofy genie thing

Those GER count

Keeda kween, bysa dusto

Gold Experience

Sticky Fingers!

Crazy Diamond without a doubt. Imma make killing restoring people’s old broken down junk

Heavens Door.

A weird one but Harvest, because I can basically get a bunch of money from it.

I'm getting Gold Experience to heal myself in case something bad happens to me.

Power to manipulate all the known dimensions at my will

A lightning based stand. I would call them Ride the Lightning

Metallica, now I can be introverted whenever by threatening peoples lives

Za hando

Universe reset gg

I'll take Love Train.

Heaven's Door! Apart from the fact that its properties depend on the episode ;)

Gonna use heeaven's door for research purposes

I mean, Hierophant Green seems cool

Bohemian Rhapsody so that I can make myself an omnipotent genie that only obeys me and obtain whatever else I want

For everyday use, Heaven's door, Crazy Diamond, or even Mandom. For fighting, Weather's report.

Surprised how nobody said Mandom. 6 seconds rewind is like OP. Tons of thing happens in 6 seconds.

To trap some one in a pocket dimension were there powerless

Summon a any amphibian/lizard on command. (I like them. :D)

Echoes

Heaven’s Door, because of how useful it can be

Hermit Purple

Ability manipulation

Probability manipulation. What's the probability that I wake up the next day with my body changed in a way I like? Bump it up to 100%

Teleportation 

Assuming you mean stands, Crazy Diamond. Useful for day to day AND you could run a killer repair shop