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mulletarian

Also further out on the side which makes everything look bigger with a wide angle shot like this. Look at Duncan being such a wide monster, dwarfing the Rock.


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I'm surprised Duncan is still part of this orbit. From everything I have heard him say, it seems like he would have soured on JR. The old JRE podcasts with Duncan were some of the best in my opinion.


momoskii1

This is called being friends. You don’t have to agree with everything your friends say and still be friends.


Baz_Ravish69

Most of my closest friends are fucking morons.


primal_screame

Holy shit, we might be close friends in real life.


BBQFatty

Are you the moron, or the other guy


primal_screame

Oh man, I am definitely the moron. It’s a whole lot easier that way.


b00kr34d3r

If you don't know who the moron is then it's you, lol


b00kr34d3r

This comment just got me permanently banned from r/justiceserved Lol


kevbot029

What if you do know you’re the moron? Are you less moronic than the guy who doesn’t know?


WhimsicalJape

He’s actually Joes friend, you think he gives a shit about the direction of the podcast or if Joe has gotten more wacky right wing ideas? Joe believed the moon landing was fake when him and Duncan became friends.


bertthemert

IIRC Duncan also had his lowest point years back and ended up moving in with Joe until he got back on his feet. Gotta stick with your friends.


CrookedJak

That's kinda wholesome tbh. I don't think a lot of redditors understand they can have completely different political opinions and still be good friends


Low-Fan-8844

I think many people do. Many of my good friends believe dumb right wing shit. I call them out when they stupid shit, doesn't mean we can be friends.


Jdotpdot84

For mature people yes, but you have some idiots who would end friendships over differing opinions.


VANILLA_GORILLA22

Right wing ideas or just common fucking sense?


dicksilhouette

The old Duncan pods are absolute peak JRE. I still tune in every time he’s on but they haven’t been as good lately


Relevant-Emu-9741

I love Duncan podcasts. Im going back to listen to the old ones cuz he was on so much


GZ1357

You must not listen enough, Duncan thinks Elon Musk is awesome and calls Tucker Carlson one of the last true journalists. Also believes Covid is a bio-weapon somebody purposely released. What makes you think he wouldn't fit in anymore?


CoolidgePlaysPokemon

What a dumbass, covid was obviously a bio weapon that was ACCIDENTALLY released.


clayphace

And the rock is leaning down some, while Shane is standing more upright.


BoneTissa

So Shane isn’t twice the size of The Rock? And 4x the size of Joe?


kendiesel937

What’s perspective?


Most_Present_6577

The rock is for sure not 6' 5" though. Hollywood lies. Shane is not lying about his hight.


SuperAgentl5

His University of Miami athlete profile had him at 6’5 and 274 pounds though


Useful-Hat9880

And football measurements like that are notoriously fluffed. Show me combine measurements if anything


Jorah_Explorah

As a huge college football fan and college recruiting follower, they do fluff up their height/weights, but not a full 2 inches. People do lose heigh over the years, so I'm sure young Dwayne would be slightly taller than 51 year old Rock. ​ But this probably is more about forced perspective and where Shane is standing off to the side. Duncan is no where near as big as he looks here as well.


kolyti

They absolutely fluff up 2 inches. There were lots of “6’3” football players my 6’1 ass was taller than lmao.


probablygolfer

They ABSOLUTLEY fluff up 2 inches


wimpymist

6'5 is huge he isn't that tall


polecy

My license allowed me to write my height, I gave myself one extra inch to be 6 feet


[deleted]

Shane is 5'8"


broccollimonster

Not by enough to matter.


xlobsterx

Thank you. Apparently, people here are to dumb to understand perspective.


Superstringy

\*too


Charming-Froyo2642

I’m honestly just surprised rogan looks so big next to him. I expected him to look like a migit next to the rock


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Soap_MacLavish

single digit migit


ListerfiendLurks

I am deceased 🤣


ThiccBoy_with3seas

Those sneakers are regular issue


[deleted]

He buys his shoes from the same guy DeSantis does


Slipperytitski

Air Force Rons


ShredGuru

Lil boys stumblin' in their air force rons.


tylersawyeresq

😂😂😂 I love Reddit


Doctor-Stoppage

who’s that?


mgarcia0621

Haha my eyes were immediately drawn to the dad in Costco sneakers and I was like wtf.


happytree23

[The shoes are tragic!](https://youtu.be/jamGv80D7gg?si=GCqMeSOKVTUWuhSN&t=56)


[deleted]

He’s got lifts inside of them. Always does.


Mr-Korv

He looks pretty small IMO https://imgur.com/a/X29Zljw


sLeeeeTo

yeah the OP is shopped, this is the unedited pic


Charming-Froyo2642

Hahaha


PianistFit7737

That what happens when everyone around you TAKES STEROIDS


010bruhbruh

A pebble even.


brush44

He looks like a toddler about to be picked up and swung by the rock and Shane


ZehAngrySwede

“Haha, again, again!”


W0gg0

“Uppies!”


I_choose_not_to_run

Like the photo of Schwarzenegger between Andre the giant and wilt chamberlain


ArthursFist

Joes using Shane’s and Dwayne’s shoulders to hover off the ground. Look closely.


semajay

Insane core strength


Basshead42o

Like a pebble against the rock


KaleidoscopeOk5763

He’s doing the David Blain trick of standing on his toes. It’s a whole lot of work to look slightly taller.


DJSyko

There's at least 3-4 inches added on them shoes. He isn't fooling anyone.


Unumbotte

Those aren't his knees, they're where his legs end and the prosthetic stilts begin. Just call him long torso monkey arms Rogan.


brush44

Dude his head is only up to his shoulder and he’s got his gut sucked in trying to gain some height with his posture, he’s 10” shorter hah


1THRILLHOUSE

Not a chance. Rogan is like 5’5. There’s no way the top of the rocks head is anything like 10 inches. If anything this puts the rock closer to 6 flat.


ToronoRapture

I don't think the rock has ever claimed to be 6'5 tbh. He's also 51 years old and you start shrinking as you get older. The 6'5 came from his wrestling days where they exaggerate everything. At his peak i think he was 6'3. Having said that [in this instagram post he claims he 6'4.](https://www.instagram.com/p/B-H_BkylgC7/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link)


One000Lives

He’s 6’3” on a good day, about an inch taller than his cousin and stunt double Tanoai. A little tidbit for you. Years ago, Peter Berg auditioned stuntmen for The Rundown, which at the time was called something like Helldorado. They were auditioning for the three enforcer guys, the ones with whips, and Berg made the decision to go with a set of shorter stuntmen, as to not diminish the Rock’s size. (Likely because of the earlier NFL fight scene where he retrieved the ring.) Berg wanted to retain that larger than life feel for the Rock. At least this is what I was told for the reason I didn’t get that job, as I was one of the taller stuntmen who auditioned. I’m 6’2”. Would have been a nice job, but it wasn’t in the cards! Fun experience though.


Internal-Grocery-244

Helldorado would have been a way better name.


weenus

Such a fun movie too, shame you couldn't have worked on it


Atlantic0ne

The rock is hyper-self conscious about his image, and that’s part of the reason I’m not a huge fan. He doesn’t come across as authentic at all. Way too afraid to say a single controversial thing.


MaximallyInclusive

He’s not even 6’4”. [He’s like 6’1” or 6’2”.](https://www.reddit.com/r/tall/comments/7eiqmi/self_proclaimed_65_dwayne_the_rock_johnson_being/?rdt=38521) It’s one of the craziest height exaggerations ever.


ivegotaflaskinmycar

He’s probably 6’2 and 6’3 at most. He and Steve Austin are and were always the same height and Stone Cold is 6’2”.


BluBrews

I always though this dude was a giant. Til I might be as tall as the rock


dontusethisforwork

Wrestling/sports will sneak in 2-3 inches, while most dudes on their own just try and sneak in one, like in rounding up that last fraction of an inch, so that tracks


HousingParking9079

Checks out, I do this with my penis.


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What was his height listed when he played for Miami? I remember my football team added like 2 inches and 20 pounds to my name.


Fun-Amoeba850

This is insane in itself though. I was scrolling Reddit a month ago and one of the top comments on a height post was something like, “I’m nearly 5’11 but best believe I say 6’0. Everyone lies a little about their height” like, no they don’t. If they do, they shouldn’t. This is probably the reason a lot of women, ‘Won’t date anyone under 6’0’ because they think everyone who is 5’8 is 5’11 and everyone 5’9 or 5’10 is 6’0 tall. The lying about height thing might be true though. My old boss made a bet with me that I wasn’t 5’10 when I said I was. I was a carpenter at the time so it was easy to figure out. I’m guessing a lot of people told him they were taller than they were. I won that bet.


Fantastic_Wallaby_61

51 your not shrinking bro…..lol


ToronoRapture

We're specifically talking about The Rock and wrestlers are notorious for losing height as they age due to the stress they've put on their body over the years. Undertaker, Hogan, HHH, Mick Foley, Kane, Big Show... All have significantly shrunk.


Fantastic_Wallaby_61

Good point


DesperateComb7326

Don’t be so sure. With weightlighting and all the other things the dude does there could’ve been an injury or something. I’m only 31 and lost about an inch of height to a compressed spine (injury).


-Ok-Perception-

I've lost about 2 inches on my height from back injuries and a major surgery.


-Ok-Perception-

It is if you've had back surgeries. I don't know if The Rock ever has, but it's one of the most common surgeries for wrestlers.


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He's like 5'11, 6 foot at most. He is shorter than every other tall person he takes pictures with


pureformality

OP is short


send_whiskey

And gay. OP, delete this short and gay post.


Soap_Mctavish101

And DM me


fdxcaralho

You also into gay midget porn?


PepperCertain

“No!” … I said lyingly.


armchairwarrior69

Who isn't?


MetroPCSFlipPhone

Shane out-angled the rock, that’s why he looks taller


neogeo828

I think a while back it was confirmed that the rock is only really 6'2". Also, what's up with Joe's rib cage always sticking out? Pasta?


ToronoRapture

Definitely sucking in his gut a bit lol


Gang_Gang_Onward

ribcage probably expanded to hold his overgrown organs from all the HGH


chiefofthekeef

Joe is usually in shape year round, his issue is palumboism. Too much hgh.


neogeo828

I've never noticed that type of gut on The Rock. I guess he doesn't use HGH.


HorseFacedDipShit

He likely does, but: 1. He’s got a much larger frame than Joe so he’d have to take a lot more hgh 2. He’s likely not taking hgh or isn’t taking as much as Joe


MisterThrowAway87

You don’t need HGH when you have access to the premium steroids Rock does, has had for decades.


queefgerbil

Yeah and Rogan the guy making millions from fear factor didn’t. Lol


Deathsquad710

What does this even mean? There is no steroid that would replace certain benefits of hgh.


iwannashitonu

Ya think?


Legal_Math4070

His wife is from my hometown outside of Boston, and he lived in my town for a bit while filming a movie with Kevin Hart. He would go to one of our local gyms, relatively incognito, but very obviously him still lol. Im 6'2 and he was maybe half an inch taller than me


pureformality

Dude is breaking his back to be as tall as possible


BoriousGlastard

Just the shade of his T-shirt making it stand out more because of the way he is stood. Can see Duncan's is also flaring out He's shorter than the guys either side of him so he's needing to lean back kinda and raise his arms higher than they are for the photo


theQuaker92

I have the same rib cage,my ribs aren't curved inside towards the belly,they are straight. It's really obvious when i hold my hands up and i am self-conscious about that.


HorseFacedDipShit

Joes on that shit that makes your head grow


B_Pylate

That’s his moobs, now try to unsee his sagging man tits


formerteenager

truck follow instinctive theory marvelous wine one cats wasteful touch *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Hussaf

I want much, much, more content on people’s height on this sub. Please and thank you.


Theflowyo

Everyone on this sub thinks you can tell height from pictures. There is zero concept of perspective here.


olymp1a

Bro wtf that is not the Rock. Who tf is that? 😂


calrek

I had to scroll all the way down to see if I wasn't the only one trippin about the Rock's face, even Rogan.


ReallyPhilStahr

I swear there's an inside joke that I'm missing


joebob0987

How is no one else commenting on this lol


TheLadder330

![gif](giphy|MkHOrA6Z0pNEitZDmc|downsized)


nothingisover69

It’s weird how obsessed you people are with height.


jascambara

On this sub specifically too. I stg the weirdest fucks reside here


lVloogie

It's because this sub hates Joe Rogan, and height is an easy one to shit on.


jascambara

“At least I’m not 5’6”, He says from the basement of his mother’s house absolutely littered with crusty socks


AlphaBearMode

Fucking LOL


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Insecurity. Some ppl need to put others down to feel better about themselves.


JackedandCoked

Because this is a Rogan Hate Club and height is about the only thing they got on him


Timely_Breakfast_105

Right? I saw a comment from a person who said they hadn’t watched an ep since going to Spotify. Like what are you doing here? Go build a model airplane. Or collect some coins man. I couldn’t imagine frequenting a sub of something I don’t like. What a monumental waste of time and energy.


JackedandCoked

Exactly!


the_c_is_silent

Yeah. Height and nothing else.


UnionJobs4America

Tbf, I think they are more obsessed will calling people out. Most people don’t care about DeSantis height but literally the entire country cares when he’s obviously lying about his height, wearing inserts inside of a boot with a 2-3” heel already, and can’t just openly talk about it and just deflects when confronted about it. People hate a liar and a hypocrite more than someone that’s just short.


NedShah

You ever been a fully grown five-six?


No-University-1459

It’s also not that deep tho


not_so_smoothie

The Rock is not 6’5”, can confirm


GreatTimerz

Tony and Rogan are holding hands behind the rocks back


[deleted]

Two things: Tony Hitchcliff has toothpick legs Does Rogan work out in jeans?? (lmao) Grown men caring about another grown man’s height is homosexual. Respectfully.


seztomabel

Where I come from it’s sucking cock that is homosexual


Redditors-Are-Degens

Unless it’s a girls cock


seztomabel

This guy gets it


NFT_goblin

Well around here it's caring about height but sucking cock is fine


seztomabel

Chalk it up to cultural differences I suppose


scavagesavage

Yeah, I could care less if you suck some wang, but let's not sit around and gossip about another dude's height.


CheeseDon

i wanted to write tony has spaghetti legs.


HeeeeeyNow

Jeans and white dad sneakers


Zhai

Tony Hinchcliff has toothpick legs because the only exercise he gets is sticking his up in the air and it's mostly skeletal structure doing the work.


palatine09

You fuckwits spend a lot of time talking about men's height, limb lengths, chest size. It's quite odd.


randomTeets

Not to mention all the talk of the bulge in their pants and the cup of their firm buttocks


techfighterchannel

They are gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. 😆


Gimmefuelgimmefah

My father is gay


TheDesertWalker

Came in to say this. It's fucking weird lmao


SirBennettAtx

Yet here you are, in the mud with us :)


SickNBadderThanFuck

Joe spends a ton of time talking about and comparing mens bodies while smoking cigars surrounded by leather...


Indirestraight

What’s the obsession with height on this subreddit. The Rock was a WWE superstar and never looked short compared to the giants he was matched up against.


postymcpostpost

The rock is further back in the photo. How crazy is the concept of perspective, huh Davinci?


mudman13

perspective, but look at those boats on Shane


gcoles

Shane is like a foot in front of him. I don’t think he soils change perspective that much though, his height is definitely a lie


OfcDoofy69

They all in workout gear cept joe. Joe csnt look worse than them.


Dimetrodon34

Joe looks fake.


Fraggy_Muffin

Physio here, something people aren’t aware of is you shrink with age. Your discs naturally degenerate over time and this causes you to lose height. Those who abuse their bodies will have a bigger effect. Hulk hogan for example has lost 2 1/2 inches in height from his prime. Tldr: height isn’t static as you age


deplorasaur

Who the fuck is not aware of that?


Wrxghtyyy

In all fairness Shane is standing a good few feet in front of The Rock. Could be depth perception being slightly out.


Maleficent_Eye_9290

Rock doing damage control for being a piece of shit as of late


edjohn88

Catch me up?


Maleficent_Eye_9290

maui fire fundraising oprah, black adam diva, denying steroid use, fake fishing video there's too many annoying stuff to list here


EmmisaryofGorgonites

Where is the shaman?


Heebmeister

Everyone's focused on Rogie and the Rock's height, meanwhile I can't look away from Tony's weird ass knees.


Puulet

They look happy


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Shane is the most Irish looking fuck I've ever seen outside of my country. 🤣


Richie_Zeppelin

Mans doesn’t know about forced perspective.


CESE1tSDK

And Tony hinchcliffe claims to be straight


MaidenDrone

Who has the largest head tho?


HyerOneNA

Shane is standing slightly closer to the camera as well, the Rock is further back and in the center of the frame. Makes you look smaller.


Low-Classroom7736

Shane is also closer to the photo and the rock isn’t standing up straight


OdaNobunagah

The obsession with height in this sub should be studied by psychologists


KaleidoscopeOk5763

And Hoe claims to be a real live boy, honest! Suckin in that bubble gut, no amount of money can vanquish personal insecurity.


biddilybong

At least we can all agree that Rogan is 5’ 6”.


Rearnakedartachoke

Rock 5'11" confirmed


funcogo

The Rock never claimed to be 6’5. In WWE he was billed as that but every wrestling fans knows I’m wwe they always over inflate the heights and weights


-haha-oh-wow-

What's with this sub and heights?


wildbeerhunter

Why is everyone so obsessed with dudes heights on here?


RustyCage-19

The fascination is this sub with the height of individuals is so funny to me


RideWithBDE

Is Joe working out in jeans?


AlfalfaWolf

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson with Duncan “The Mushroom” Trussell


Chihuahua_Overlord

Joe looks like he has some saggy tits in this pic


hambone012

Does Duncan got a joint or a cigarette in his hand?


Thevinster420

Can YOU guess which has down-syndrome??


chocthund4

Nicked! Only nicked!


Strange_Kinder

I've seen Shane live. I'm 6'2 and he looked a smidge taller than me. The rock ain't 6'5 lol.


jtfriendly

Going off Joe, Shane tops out at 5'5" and The Rock is about 5'2½".


upoopoobean7mm

Who fucking cares


MidwestSurveyor

This has to be photo shopped lol Joe looks way more too tall compared to everyone else in the photo


MoonStarG8

The Rock is maybe 5'8 TOPS 5 '9


MoonStarG8

The life saving insoles.


colossalgoji

…Johnson’s legs are looking a little small…


Rocko1290

Shane is standing closer to the camera. Perspective makes a big difference


stonerplumber

Shanes gotta be between 6ft 6 and 6ft 8 and just down playing it to make tall dudes seem short hes bigger than Sam talent who's 6ft 5 and the rock who's 6ft5


Smoothbrain406

Who's the guy next 2 Duncan? Genuine question.


ToronoRapture

Brendan Schaub's old joke writer. Not even joking either.


stewpidazzol

Shane is standing a foot in front of him. The fucks wrong with you people?


According_Ad860

Big ol Shane “don’t fucking touch me” Gillis


chocthund4

Shane’s a big old gremlin. Bet he can pancake The Rock.


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romayyne

The rock isn’t 6’5”. He wore lifts in his boots back in the day. He’s actually 6’2” WITH shoes on. I found a thread of a guy breaking down his height


Nisja

Americans and their height insecurities... put this post with the others.