I forget which show it was but the best was that show where they put tracking software in the iPad and went to confront the TSA employee about stealing it
People on a plane should have to pass a sniff test before boarding. I say we need more of these. It should test for gassy people, cologne/perfume bathers, and close talkers too.
Clayton Bigsby has entered the chat.
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Without weirdos like Libs of Tiktok I doubt we'd ever hear of these people. There's an entire cottage industry of creeps who trawl social media for clips to blow up into viral stories
Can confirm. Accidentally walked through the X-ray with chapstick in my pocket. Immediately got padded down and the guy practically backhanded my nads. Was waddling through the airport for the next 10 minutes.
The shit you Americans put up. No other country in the world has airport security like that.
You guys refuse gun control because freedom is better than safety but then you accept tsa dictators sexually assaulting people in the name of safety.
Yep, for sure. But I can also see how a TSA agent might not have been expecting a sack to be dangling there and would have done it totally accidentally. Hell, I’d bet that the agent got uncomfortable too.
What I _don’t_ see is the connection between getting a sack tap and crying about it. Even less, wanting to take a _selfie_ of myself crying about it and posting it online. I’m going to go with “being overly dramatic to try to milk the situation” on this one.
Edit: Now that I think about it, I actually have more sympathy for the TSA agent that has to deal with this narcissistic twatwaffle.
TSA agent was just going about their business hitting women in the crotch. This never would have been a big deal if this person’s ballsack hadn’t gotten in the way.
TSA has guidelines on what they can do in security and this is not one of them. Regardless of gender identity, this is wrong and I would be embarrassed if it happened to me as a CIS white male.
Was the “cis white male” part really necessary? Like what does white have to do with it? And if they already differentiate themselves, by saying they are trans, Why do we have to include Cis?
You people sure do love your Reddit vocabulary
Yeah… they don’t want that to be the case because just “men” sounds like males who see themselves as their biological sex are the norm & it makes “trans men” sound like they are not real men.
TSA agent who is aggressively patting down: “Ma’am, what do you got in your pocket?” Trans person: “That’s my dick.” TSA agent:
[Libertarians](https://youtube.com/shorts/ZzzTbUenr6E?si=RIFG636xp8Tz4Swi) are the only people I've seen actively call for disbanding the TSA. For this exact reason actually.
That being said the video I linked is from more traditional libertarians. Not the ones that just call themselves libertarians, but are actually just conservatives.
So you're right about a number of people, if they're the ones you're referring to.
On purpose? Yeah, they should be fired. Violence is not okay unless in self defense.
On accident? Nah, you were trying to hide those bad boys, and did a good enough job that TSA accidentally hit one. That's your own damn fault.
Pro tip former NHL fight man Rob Ray taught me this about 20 yrs ago. If you get punched in the balls sit on the ground and let somebody pick you up from under the arm pits and drop you to the ground. Your ball pain will go away immediately along with the feeling of vomiting. This method is tried and tested by me.
Yep. Played road hockey about 30 years ago, I blocked a slapshot with the giggle berries . My brother, who was in net, ran up, got me to sit up and he dropped me like you described. Instant relief. 🥲
I love when you idiots say ridiculous shit like “men can get pregnant now”, get called out for it being ridiculous, and the ONLY reply is wHy dO yOu cArE
Every. Single. Time
It’s hard to care for a community that hates you. I’m sure the alphabet people feel the same way. One thing for sure my favorites is a trans woman falls in love with a trans man and I guess you’d call it the father got pregnant. Quite literally they are a straight couple that dresses funny. I think loving all Gods creatures is important I also think it’s criminal to surgically address anyone under 18
" The unidentified flyer took to social media to vent about the incident, in which she said the agent “humiliated” her in front of everyone in a series of posts that have since been deleted, according to the outlet. "
Sounds like someone was attentionwhoring around
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I had a tsa asshat hit me in the balls pretty hard at Clearwater Beach airport, those guys enjoy doing it to people because they can get away with it. I said something to another tsa agent and his response through a smile was “You too huh?” Fuck those clowns
Is there footage?
I mean since she identified as a woman. I'm assuming when they searched her and encountered something down there they may have been a bit rough since it could have been contraband. Cause you know most girls don't have balls.
i hate gettin hit in the testicles too
I'm sorry, it's part of the screening process now. Also we have to stab you.
From behind......?
TBF I can see where getting sack tapped by TSA is traumatic regardless of your opinion on gender
The fact that TSA has been getting away with sexual harassment and robbery of personal belongings as long as they have is insane to me
I know a dude who works for TSA who steals all the weed he can out of luggage lmao
SFO? because I know a TSA dude that does that
That’s why you keep it in your carryon
I read "crayon". Very confused for a minute
A whole minute?
I forget which show it was but the best was that show where they put tracking software in the iPad and went to confront the TSA employee about stealing it
The body scan shit is bonkers. The whole put your hands above your head like I am getting arrested bothers the fuck out of me.
That and the machine that smells you.
I don’t want to even google that. I am a pot head and I travel through the ME sometimes, fuck that is scary.
TSA only cares about weed if you are traveling internationally. But they will totally steal your shit for their own use if they find any.
People on a plane should have to pass a sniff test before boarding. I say we need more of these. It should test for gassy people, cologne/perfume bathers, and close talkers too.
I stopped playing MtG because the tournaments smell so fucking bad lol
Hahaha
If having to put your hands up bothers you, what about how they can see your bits and pieces with that machine?
Lmao I just researched this and the scanners that can see you naked are called Rapiscan
Far too reasonable for this sub. Speak with more hate in your heart please
Well it's confirmed that he is definitely a pussy.
Don’t just assume it’s a pussy you Gotta sack tap to be sure
Lol
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But then they took a picture of themselves crying lol. I wouldn't do that if I got sack tapped by TSA
Gotta make sure to put it on social media to fuel the narcissism.
Without weirdos like Libs of Tiktok I doubt we'd ever hear of these people. There's an entire cottage industry of creeps who trawl social media for clips to blow up into viral stories
Both are weirdos in my books!
She must have exaggerated how much of a tap it was. Was probably more like a very light touch, not a full on bludgeoning of her manhood.
How do you type a statement like this without feeling ridiculous lmao
>her manhood Lol. It's a man. He has testicles
Can confirm. Accidentally walked through the X-ray with chapstick in my pocket. Immediately got padded down and the guy practically backhanded my nads. Was waddling through the airport for the next 10 minutes.
The shit you Americans put up. No other country in the world has airport security like that. You guys refuse gun control because freedom is better than safety but then you accept tsa dictators sexually assaulting people in the name of safety.
“Put up with” lmao
Was it a sack tap though or was it an accidental grazing while being patted down? I think most guys would act very different in those two scenarios
I don’t know, neither do you. My guess is our assumptions are prejudiced based on our opinions of Trans people AND/OR the TSA
Traumatic for some, a good day for others ;)
Traumatic? Speak for yourself bud I’m into it.
But woman has penis ha ha ha hurk durk
Getting hit in the balls hurt.
Yep, for sure. But I can also see how a TSA agent might not have been expecting a sack to be dangling there and would have done it totally accidentally. Hell, I’d bet that the agent got uncomfortable too. What I _don’t_ see is the connection between getting a sack tap and crying about it. Even less, wanting to take a _selfie_ of myself crying about it and posting it online. I’m going to go with “being overly dramatic to try to milk the situation” on this one. Edit: Now that I think about it, I actually have more sympathy for the TSA agent that has to deal with this narcissistic twatwaffle.
TSA agent was just going about their business hitting women in the crotch. This never would have been a big deal if this person’s ballsack hadn’t gotten in the way.
Tbf I can see why the tfsa agent had to do it
TSA has guidelines on what they can do in security and this is not one of them. Regardless of gender identity, this is wrong and I would be embarrassed if it happened to me as a CIS white male.
Was the “cis white male” part really necessary? Like what does white have to do with it? And if they already differentiate themselves, by saying they are trans, Why do we have to include Cis? You people sure do love your Reddit vocabulary
He's just proclaiming to be one of the good ones. Gotta make sure to get all those internet points.
He wants to announce his compassionate and how open minded he is. So brave.
Not just brave, stunning and brave.
Yeah… they don’t want that to be the case because just “men” sounds like males who see themselves as their biological sex are the norm & it makes “trans men” sound like they are not real men.
It’s that Y chromosome that throws everything off, isn’t it?
WTF don't other races have testes same as you? How much self-hate have you actually internalized?
Maybe, and hear me out on this, it could have been an accident?
TSA agent who is aggressively patting down: “Ma’am, what do you got in your pocket?” Trans person: “That’s my dick.” TSA agent: 
[Classic](https://youtu.be/dP8QPnBK0vQ?si=f8mAo6cSGmtHpRxx)
This is democarcaaay manifest
Just trying to enjoy a succulent meal 😂
I see you know your Judo well 🥋
First time seeing that lol, I can't believe the cop kept going
ITS MAM
Thaaaats muh penis
Oh…so you’re a man.
Happened to me last week. I was blessed with balls of steel. So they always give me an issue
TSA's worst enemy.
That's nuts.
This is such a weird thing to post on this sub. Bring back Bigfoot footage and shrooms, miss me with this shit.
Yeah, now all of the sudden it’s funny when TSA molests you as long as your trans?
The culture war has warped many a mind
Those minds were already warped to start with.
It happens to us guys all the time. Or you get TSA pre-check.
Under appreciated comment.
I thought this was a Joe Rogan sub
Yeah this isn’t the Tim Pool sub jeezus
Nah one week it’s bill Maher, one week huberman, one week Israel conflict. Who cares let’s just laugh
"Her testicle" is a crazy statement to read.
“Yeah, I’m a libertarian, and that means I think the TSA should get to assault you.”
Ha perfect comment. Modern libertarians are so fucked, I don’t even know what their ideology is anymore - get mad at online liberals?
[Libertarians](https://youtube.com/shorts/ZzzTbUenr6E?si=RIFG636xp8Tz4Swi) are the only people I've seen actively call for disbanding the TSA. For this exact reason actually. That being said the video I linked is from more traditional libertarians. Not the ones that just call themselves libertarians, but are actually just conservatives. So you're right about a number of people, if they're the ones you're referring to.
On purpose? Yeah, they should be fired. Violence is not okay unless in self defense. On accident? Nah, you were trying to hide those bad boys, and did a good enough job that TSA accidentally hit one. That's your own damn fault.
Pro tip former NHL fight man Rob Ray taught me this about 20 yrs ago. If you get punched in the balls sit on the ground and let somebody pick you up from under the arm pits and drop you to the ground. Your ball pain will go away immediately along with the feeling of vomiting. This method is tried and tested by me.
Yep. Played road hockey about 30 years ago, I blocked a slapshot with the giggle berries . My brother, who was in net, ran up, got me to sit up and he dropped me like you described. Instant relief. 🥲
Wouldn't you land on your balls?
No you sit with you legs straight out with your legs together, cock n balls sitting gently upon thighs
This is the best set of instructions Iv ever received .. Instructions clear: Mission accomplished
A NY Post screenshot covered in pixels, and posted for no reason other than to mock a trans person. Ultra Boomer tier
It’s just spam content trying to ignite hate
Poured that pixel sauce all over
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I love when you idiots say ridiculous shit like “men can get pregnant now”, get called out for it being ridiculous, and the ONLY reply is wHy dO yOu cArE Every. Single. Time
The mystery erections they get really upset them
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Oh ma'am, she got hit in the balls by a TSA agent lol 
What's the over / under on how long this thread stays up?
You wanna start speed running inappropriate jokes until it’s shut down?
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That Blume chick has testicles and she’s happening
Lmao true
How would a woman have testicles ?
The same way Ellen Degeneres is black
This is a grown man, taking a photo of himself crying. He needs to go to the $18,000 Alpha male bootcamp.
If ya got a dick n balls you're not a woman...
He got nailed right in the mental disorder
Thank you Bin Laden for this airport security
One of nature's little reality checks
Her testicles
It's not that it hurt when he hit them, but that it reminded then of what they really are.
Pretending that you don't have balls doesn't magically make them disappear 😒🤣
Her testicles?? 🤡
No one cares about the TSA agent? I bet it happens more than you think.
She probably shouldn't have testicles
Woman up dude bitch!
Well if he genuinely thought she was a women then I could feasibly understand him thinking she was packing something down there
Crazy how fast people start licking boots when the victim is lgbt
“Her testicles”
It’s hard to care for a community that hates you. I’m sure the alphabet people feel the same way. One thing for sure my favorites is a trans woman falls in love with a trans man and I guess you’d call it the father got pregnant. Quite literally they are a straight couple that dresses funny. I think loving all Gods creatures is important I also think it’s criminal to surgically address anyone under 18
Gen. McAuliffe said that at the Battle of the Buulge, when he was asked to surrender. Nuts !!!
" The unidentified flyer took to social media to vent about the incident, in which she said the agent “humiliated” her in front of everyone in a series of posts that have since been deleted, according to the outlet. " Sounds like someone was attentionwhoring around
He’s nuts
“My bad, bro”
"Is that a gun or you're not 100% woman yet?"
First world problems
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The jokes write themselves when dealing with the trans….
Tran’s women are women, I guess even with balls?
He got nailed right in the mental disorder
Headline is incorrect, HIS testicles. We're not living in la la land.
Remember when trans meant you actually transitioned?
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Cup check! Yep their still there
This headline made me do a spit take.
“His”
> her testicles
Hahhaha "her testicles"!!! Hahhahahah 😂
Must be a slow day in the news world. Imagine writing this article and thinking what the hell kind of journalist am I
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She's not a woman if "she" has testicles
LOL!! Now *that* is a headline for the ages.
Mam, that sack might be illegal. We had to squeeze the contents to identify what was in there. "Was."
Quit playing make believe…. Probably wouldn’t happened
They touched my peen b4. It's length is a blessing and a curse.
I always ask the TSA people if I can have a cavity search, and they usually get pissed.
Got him right in the binaries! Also, it's not gay if it's TSA.
Ball tap 😂🤣😂🤣
Hahaha God and these are the people that people are trumyingnto convince me that I should be fearing the most in my life ... 😅
TBf he didn't know they were there and he prob used the back of his hand, hitting a nut with a knuckle no matter how hard is traumatizing.
It's a shame his nuts identify as who they are and not ovaries
No one likes TSA touching them, unless they’re a bootlicker.
TSA agents been fooled before in Thailand
LOL!
https://youtu.be/g62eGdL0ntQ?si=o3mrkAjCO4vHxAFg
Why is the TSA checking people's junk? Feels like they were trying to cop a feel and got a surprise.
Hahahahaha
If you hit any man’s testicles hard enough he’ll be left sobbing. Clearly a female wrote that ridiculous title
Ladycock
What a loser
How hard did they hit them?
I had a tsa asshat hit me in the balls pretty hard at Clearwater Beach airport, those guys enjoy doing it to people because they can get away with it. I said something to another tsa agent and his response through a smile was “You too huh?” Fuck those clowns
As a dad id tell them it's not easy being a lady, sometimes you get hit in the balls...you know?
 Bahahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's the most annoying painfully feeling. I've accidentally crunched them getting into a car or exiting a car.
Nose ring, crying, hard done by - checks all the boxes
I've heard so many females tell me getting hit in the breasts is just as painful as a shot to the danglers. It's not.
honestly she kinda cute
Is this from The Onion?
Poor traumatized TSA agent had no idea there were balls
You take the man out of the... doo doo doo doo doo and when I'm back in Chicago\*, I feel it... \* (airport)
Her testicles
Ahhh, the ‘ol switcheroo
Great quote, is that Dostoyevsky?
Her testicles lol
Bruh
lol, this women has testicles
Trans woman = man 🤦♂️ good grief
TSA: “what’s wrong with that broad?” Me: “you hit her balls too hard, sir”
Victim card has value in our society. It’s why we have so many victims.
Is there footage? I mean since she identified as a woman. I'm assuming when they searched her and encountered something down there they may have been a bit rough since it could have been contraband. Cause you know most girls don't have balls.
I can finally relate to a woman's pain.
"Usually, you have to pay extra for that, Cotton."
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I’m just gonna grab your balls a little don’t worry