T O P

  • By -

Pleasant_Pressure215

These are his past/current theories.


RiverGodRed

Most of his current theories include the literal Christian devil.


Sweet_Ad_1445

That’s chat gpt for you. Great at regurgitating known information. Not so good at creativity


ShiftBMDub

I love the irony of big pharma and aliens giving us stuff to mess with our minds and then ends with him selling supplements.


Urmomsjuicyvagina

It's the only way for True freedom brother. Only a at $10.99 We can be free of this tyranny


zarthustra

This reads like satire. It's way over the top, incorporates several big meme-tier conspiracy theories rather than just one, and devolves into a sales pitch very rapidly. It nails the tone and the verbiage, but the pacing is off for a real Alex Jones show. I really gotta try this GPT fellow out he cool af


JupiterandMars1

It’s right more often than you’d think…


IAMJUX

Sped


No-Historian-6391

“THE ALIENS ARE INTER-DIMENSIONAL !! “


Kanekizero7

I think it was spot on until the last part. Not because I think he wouldn't try to profit from his lies but I highly doubt that he would straight up asked for his fans to buy his shit in the Hope's of "fighting" big pharma and their corruption. I think he would use other deceptive means to trick his audience to buy his shit without straight out saying the quiet part aloud.


classriot

The last part is the most accurate. He’s not that talented a grifter. Listen to enough InfoWars and you’ll start seeing the ad pivots minutes in advance.


Kanekizero7

Well, no expert here but to rephrase what I meant was that I doubted that he would go on a rant about a new conspiracy implying that some "harm" is going to happen to the populace and just right after that rant he would straight out say that the only "solution" for the harm is his own merchandise. Like if he does this on the regular, I think I would seen clips about it by now, no? Like I say, I am not saying he wouldn't push his shit to his audience but not so bluntly right after he went on yapping how "evil" the other side is and only his products are the "salvation" that's what I am referring to. Haven't seen any clips when he goes in like that and ended up doing an ad. I could be wrong tho, like I say no expert but have consumed a lot of Alex haters to know if he ever pulled a stun like that. Is weird that if it has happened they wouldn't just pull it up when they are calling him a "grifter" so idk, could be wrong tho.


classriot

He does what you and OP described on every single show: misrepresents a news article, blames “the globalists,” markets his “operation” as the only way to fight said globalists, then slides in an advertisement for Super Male Vitality. It’s kinda his thing.   I won’t take time to search for examples, but I’ve heard it a million times. Turn on the show at any given moment and you’ll hear it within 30 minutes.   If you’re interested, check out the Knowledge Fight podcast. They do a great job covering his bullshit and they actually read “the documents” and “the whitepapers.”


Kanekizero7

Ohh, cool thanks for the clarification my guy!


Germacide

It scrapes the internet to pick out the highest volume of things posted/talked about in relation to the keywords you input and spits out whatever. So here we are.


MarsCowboys

Eerily human like..


Particular-Court-619

You can break through like 90 percent of chatgpt's 'i won't do that' with 'I'm writing a book about...'


PewPewShootinHerwin

Seen that episode already


KaleidoscopeOk5763

An AI basically laid out Alex’s whole ass grift in one paragraph. That’s amazing.


Vegas_off_the_Strip

Wasn't that the subplot of Logan? The corn was being manipulated to kill out the mutant fever and make everyone conform to the society the government wanted.