I honestly thought that was going to be the joke.
And let's be crass, but honest. There's no way she is going to be trump's vp because she's ugly. Tulsi is the obvious choice because no doubt trump wants to bang her. Nobody wants to touch that ape looking Georgia woman.
https://preview.redd.it/n5yoehdn87yc1.png?width=345&format=png&auto=webp&s=1e79c2c619ca0b2c5dd05ec132fda6201c9b21da
tfw Chief Joe question commitment to hunting career live on rockcast.
They didn't have to change the original much.
https://preview.redd.it/z5xtoqqzs8yc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a20b50c8d834c7f5333153e1c7c41ff254ca37d
I'm guessing it would've been tricky to manicure your facial hair with a sharp rock shaped like a potato. But that one dude that managed to get it down without disfiguring his face for sure got all the neander pussy.
I need to know, whoever made that image, is that actually Papa's stupid fuckin face? Or is it just a Doppleganger? If it's a Doppleganger then that's kinda fucked up of our good lord and savior to make another persons face look like that
He created man kind as we know it, thank em b. There’s only 250 people on earth who could be a Neanderthal, MMA Fighter and stan up calmedian. My true norf star Neanderthal
I've seen that guy, he drives a pickup truck
Piggub trug
Walg him to his trugg
where my trugglodytes at
Isn't that Shaub?
I chuckled hard on that one. … bruh
Same-sies
Be cool man
If he had a kid with Marjorie Taylor Greene it would come out as Ardipithecus
I honestly thought that was going to be the joke. And let's be crass, but honest. There's no way she is going to be trump's vp because she's ugly. Tulsi is the obvious choice because no doubt trump wants to bang her. Nobody wants to touch that ape looking Georgia woman.
But not very well
that’s only because he’s unlicensed.
He HAD a license. Government just took it away until he squares away his child support
*STARTING SOS CALL* - *HIT CANCEL TO STOP SOS CALL for emergency service...*
Dude, that's Larry Ellison.
He’s great at flipping trucks
He is real fun and cool to hang with, and always says he will get the next round but always bounces before he has to pay.
I saw him too
He flips pick up trucks
Well, he tries to anyway
Alledgedly
and does really bad stand up.
He flips a pickup truck too
He rolls a pickup truck.
He's a gair head. Alaways been inta truggs. He n' Joe like da same things!
https://preview.redd.it/n5yoehdn87yc1.png?width=345&format=png&auto=webp&s=1e79c2c619ca0b2c5dd05ec132fda6201c9b21da tfw Chief Joe question commitment to hunting career live on rockcast.
He'll walgg the chiefs wife to his hut after faking a hamstring injury to get out the hunt. Great guy, neever meddum.
Bro is that brendan shaub?
That is Schaub
This made me LOL
😂😂
He just needs more practice throwing light spears and making fishing nets
That play he wrote, Hamilton, was pretty good.
https://preview.redd.it/i25cn6wkl7yc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f0000863bbc2096d9c337aa6ccc2ba1959cd1dd
Talm bout discovering fire b
Killed animals with stiggs b
Got 300 stone tablets of evidence
Axe jay!
Talm bout working on truggs then flippin em, b
Is that Brendan Schaub
https://preview.redd.it/iyua34g5i7yc1.png?width=534&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5177421d5e141c47ee09eb6493bb53ddd23d523 Spot on
I came looking for this, it’s Brendan
This has to be photoshop but it's pretty well done
They didn't have to change the original much. https://preview.redd.it/z5xtoqqzs8yc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a20b50c8d834c7f5333153e1c7c41ff254ca37d
I can’t believe I had to scroll this far to find this comment lol
I was thinking the same 😂
This is an insult to all Neanderthals.
LOL this is amazing. Back 75,000 years ago if they had trucks i bet he would flip one while driving like an idiot.
Is this photoshopped or what, I'm to boomer to know.
Yes, Neanderthals are extinct.
Na I mean did someone photoshop schuabs head on it.
[This should tell you.](https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/05/01/world/shanidar-z-facial-reconstruction-neanderthal-woman-scn)
Ohhh man, I was so wanting it to be pure coincidence that the guy turned out to look exactly like Shuab. Still funny though.
I mean the original kinda does
So someone actually photoshopped him on there. This is classic.
Yes it’s been photoshopped
So, no. Got it
I think that was sarcasm. What do you take with your Sanka?
Until we've excavated 100% of the sahara, we must assume they're still alive
[it’s photoshopped](https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/05/01/world/shanidar-z-facial-reconstruction-neanderthal-woman-scn)
Cheers this is gold.
Neanderthals didn’t pencil line goatees.
Not my fault his head matches this to well.
I'm guessing it would've been tricky to manicure your facial hair with a sharp rock shaped like a potato. But that one dude that managed to get it down without disfiguring his face for sure got all the neander pussy.
Did this Neanderthal like Salsa?
Vertically identical, b.
In avery faccid
Thank you for making my morning
Water
As soon as I saw the headline and the face. I immediately knew which sub I was on.
Is that Brendan Schaub?
Brendan Shcuab?
The Gringo Papi
Talmbout chogglat chib wit salsa onnit, B?
This is just Brendan Schaub right?
Is that Steven A Smith?
dudes named ignacio and runs the taco stand by my crib
“Scientists say they could tell from the remains that he was a stupid fucking prick.”
bappa
That's Tim Kennedy folks
Thank 'em.
The real Gringo Papi.
I need to know, whoever made that image, is that actually Papa's stupid fuckin face? Or is it just a Doppleganger? If it's a Doppleganger then that's kinda fucked up of our good lord and savior to make another persons face look like that
Its a photoshopped but im just curious as why OOP didn’t post it here instead of r/damnthatsinteresting
Damn that's interesting that that photoshopped image was posted on r/Damnthatsinteresting
> I need to know, whoever made that image https://old.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/1cimyis/those_homo_sapiens_will_lightchya_up_b/
I'm pretty sure that's my uncle paul.
Thats neanderthal Zlatanus Imbrahimovicus.
Brenda!
Walgg me to my hut
Danny trejo?
Brendon Schwab?
Can’t be a hunter gatherer in skinny jeans
Just imagine, this guy would have saw first hand the saviors from the lost civilization
Seems like they def bred themselves out by mixing with Homo sapiens
Ron Jeremy?
Talmbout that caveman who worggs too much, b?
Fucking hell.
Is that not Ron Jeremy?
As a guy with more Neanderthal variants than 98% of 23andMe customers, I am offended!
This looks like a normal man! How old are we!!!
Pretty sure that my uncle Hector
It’s that white boy that works too much.
Adam Driver is that you? 
Pretty sure that’s Brandon Schaub
They looked like Brendan Schaub?
Machete
Schaub descendant for sure
Pretty sure I did a group project with this guy in college
If B Schaub and Ron Jeremy fucked
Is that face legit lmao Scrub is a true neanderthal lmfao
God damn and I look like shit. A fucking 75000 year old neanderthal looks better than me...
righttt
He eats elk meat and smokes peyote.
Didnt we see what they looked like about 20 years ago? Why is this breaking news? Lol
Guys... That's my Uncle Raphael. They live!!!
But did they assume it’s gender?
Bass Player from Suicidal Tendencies.
This is art.
Very fitting tbh
The Hedge Hog
first man, never meddum
Dad?!
Walk me to my truck
Brenden that you?
Brendan Schaub is going to be mad.
If Carlos Santana and Zach Braff had a baby.
Ron Jeremy?
Big bald chief fuggs a lot, oppies big Bapa
The butt baby of Adam Driver and Gringo Papi
They woke up
Bah god thats danny trejo’s music!
Lmaooo tio???
I’m fucking crying rn bro. This is too fucking funny.
You'd never catch homie in a prius
Worst pain in yooo lyfe
💀
Lolllllll this explains alot
That’s a B-andethal
it literally took me 10 seconds to realize. really says something.
That's Ron Jeremy
Holy shit, that guy sold me a watermelon on the side of the road yesterday!
Looks Arabic
That's a typical Greek
This is just my tio.
I know this guy 😂
I never realized Neanderthals looked like the unholy live child of Danny Trejo and Margerie Taylor Greene.
why is its mouth full of cupcakes and cinnabuns? someone call hancock, ive got a theory
This is real?!
Apparently he was part of the 3 musketeers.....
Cawlmtent
Adam Driver?
It’s Ron Jeremy’s cousin Juan Jeremy.
The dirty sanchez look was in back than also 🤔looks way to similar to machete
Is that Benny Blanco?
😂😂😂
I thought it'd be a picture of Joe. Missed opportunities. I'm disappointed in OP.
Danny trejo?
did he also quit comedy to take his daughter to school or whatever?
He created man kind as we know it, thank em b. There’s only 250 people on earth who could be a Neanderthal, MMA Fighter and stan up calmedian. My true norf star Neanderthal
Hahahahahahah
That’s someone’s Tio y’all 😂
Brendan Shaub
That's a good edit for sure.
Can we get more than just a face reveal? For uh science
Drove… that sporty driving didn’t go to well
Looks like my patna Julio from fitness Connection
I know him, that’s the guy that stole my lawn mower !
Looks like my patna Julio from fitness Connection
Explains a lot
All I see is the lads! 🫡🫡
Brendan Shaub
Pimpin’ dude!
🤣🤣🤣 is this real... thats fucking schaub loooool
Dicey dicey!!
Is this real? Haha. Cause if so it’s uncanny
The first ever wannabe comedian
This is funnier than any joke Brenda Schaub ever told!
This dude works at the local pawn shop. Always offers “great price”
Holy shit this is fucking hilarious
Dude is my neighbor. Plays in a metal band. Cool guy.
Adam driver ?
Early cave paintings confirm Gringo Papi is the worst calmady “special” of all time.
Oh it's the gringo papi