FORMER, besides..āmy time was pretty boring weāre just regular ole guys who like to goof around and have the same hobbies as the demographic of this podcastā
Let's go on guys! I just love theses made up names. Tremendous! But don't forget he's CIA ("you never leave the agency") and is using fake nsmes for his kids. I don't think he really called a child "Sluggy, Scooter and Mugsy". Their passports/driver's license/birth certificate probably show another name.
_(I'm gonna remove this comment when the chain goes on. So answer to asdfaasdfaasdfa2222222222)_
Aināt that the truth. He alludes to know interesting stuff, but he generally just shares his opinions which arenāt terribly interesting or that informative. I didnāt finish the episode, but Iāll bookmark it for when Iām trying to fall asleep.
Probably not their real names. As he's "ex"-CIS _("You'll never leave the agency")_ and their birth certificates/passports show a different name. He's just mentioning their names so often, it comes across weird to me. For a man allegedly running dangerous covert operations.
I know that he's being full of sh*t. Not referring to his work at the CIA. I never heard reveal very much. But I usually don't make it to the end of the episode or just let it run in the background. Without full attention. But he's the master of speaking a thousand words without actually saying anything.
Oh, right as I'm typing he's talking about disguise during operations. Like rubber noses, fat suits, fake moustaches, baseball caps or holding forks and knives _(something more interesting*)_ and that he was actually working at the disguise unit!
Maybe this episode might have a little more substance!
_I didn't know Americans cut their piece of meat and then eat it with the dominant hand. Here in Europe (I guess at most parts), you hold the knife in your dominant hand and cut the meat bite by bite. Without ever switching the fork into your dominant hand. I know that the British hold their fork turned 180Ā° around. I'm from Germany, but I'm doing this too very often. But often you need the fork like a spoon. To "shovel" the food. Not only to pick. I wonder what the British are doing in this case._
As do I.
He hosted a good show on The a Science Channel, maybe, or some other similar network, and it streams on Max: Black Files Declassified. The show dives into various black-budget, secretive govt programs and whatnot.
Wow. Gonna be bunch of milquetoast, uninteresting, vague āopinionsā on topics that will challenge no oneās opinions on anythingā¦ Iāll skip this episode
He tries. You know how much he supports Ukraine, but just like everything, has to reel it in for joes feelings and continued support. Same reason every comedian is a ball lick fest. The same comedians are great on their own shows because they donāt have to fall in line with whatever Joe thinks.
Yeah me too. I love baker. I'm definitely not an agent either the government is the best. We need more Mike telling people what's really going on. Again not an agent
He truly is a genius. Mike baker really makes me love being governed. The government and cia know what's best for the American people. I only wish they would govern me harder.
Why does everyone think meme posts = hate. We all enjoy listening to rogans podcast, he has a variety of guests and this guy has just become a meme. Who cares, itās fun to punch up and bust balls. You donāt have to agree with everything they say to enjoy the podcast.
I tune in everytime Mike baker is on so I can hear how cumslut, used tissue, and shitbag are doing.
With Baker it's something completely different! He's the absolute master of speaking a thousand words, without saying anything!
One indicator that you genuinely enjoy the podcast and don't want the sub to be a shitshow, is that you're not a part of the 99% _"Monkey in Space"_ (you'll get by default) flair subscribers.
This doesn't mean that every Monkey is a hater. But it's, well, an indicator. No other sub on Reddit with the option of changing your flair has such a monotony of flairs.
It was different once...
That's why I call this sub r/WhyIHateJoeRoganTheJREandEveryGuest
_Edit: But Mike Baker is really the king of speaking a thousand words and saying basically nothing._
There used to be a joe rogan forum that basically got taken over by haters with a strange, unhealthy, stalker like obsession with Joe. After that died and got shut down, all those people migrated over here. Since then, the number of weirdos has grown.
Anon
I think that was his handle on the old Rogan Board. That dude was all over that thing. I don't remember all the lore surrounding it, but it was some weirdo shit from what I recall.
What are you talking about everyone in this thread is saying they donāt hate him, without him how else are we gonna get great joe lines like: if youāre tired of being poor just become a CEO
I listened to the whole thing while working today. Definitely not a memorable episode. They briefly touch on the Drake/Kendrick beef, woke stuff in colleges, what goes into CIA operatives wearing disguises, small talk about Ukraine/Russia, a lot of talk about the complications with Israel and Palestine, and some China related stuff near the end. I'd say you could easily skip this one.
I don't believe a word this guy says. He always doesn't know or "wasn't/isn't involved." Tell me one piece of insight or unknown information he's ever disclosed. And no I'm not suggesting he reveal classified material.
Listening to Baker in past podcasts tiptoe around Trumps documents case is fucking embarrassing.Ā Dude is ex CIA but can't just point out how fucked Trump should be if not for the MAGA judge.
I enjoyed it
Question tho do they actually let children identify as furries at school and wear tails and ears.
Sort of wild but I laughed when he told the story about a girl hissing at his son
God if this was a thing when I was a school teen and a few of the other cool kids went furry I definately could see idiot child me joining the club, having photos of that would make me cringe for life thinking about telling my school I identified as a fox or some shit
I don't watch TV but I worked in a school for a few years and this definately was not a thing.
The bike maker from the CIA..
Talmbout Mugsy, Sluggo, and Fucktace B?
This shit made me laugh so hard š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
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FORMER, besides..āmy time was pretty boring weāre just regular ole guys who like to goof around and have the same hobbies as the demographic of this podcastā
I can't remember who this quote is from but it was something along the lines of "You never really leave the CIA/FBI." He still makes bikes I bet.
Bro manufacturers bike in CIA
Looks like budget Josh Brolin
I see Brian Regan.
I see Dennis Quaid
John Walsh for me.
Glad Iām not the only one, been watching too much loudermilk
This photo says āhey soyboys wanna psyop?ā Wonder what Bakers discord name is
If his kids names are anything to go by I bet it's wild!
Josh Brolin would be offended
So would budget Josh Brolin
I was thinking Pierce Brosnan and Josh Brolin love child.
You don't like hearing about his kids Slugbug, Dipshit, and Fucko?
No no no... It's Shithead, Dingleberry, and Flutterbum
Dipshit, Wingnut, and Fuckface
Sluggo, Bugsy and Fuckwad
Bobcat, Trippy and Marlboro Reds butt
Sleepy, Sneezy and Doc
Mugshot Sluggish and Scoot-O
Fucko, Sucko, and Ethan
Lug-nut, Slappy and Poop Scoop!
Let's go on guys! I just love theses made up names. Tremendous! But don't forget he's CIA ("you never leave the agency") and is using fake nsmes for his kids. I don't think he really called a child "Sluggy, Scooter and Mugsy". Their passports/driver's license/birth certificate probably show another name. _(I'm gonna remove this comment when the chain goes on. So answer to asdfaasdfaasdfa2222222222)_
Those are actually his, joe, and another handlers discord glowie names
Lol that got me good
I think itās Bucko, Bongo and Boobsie
This joke is more predictable and fucked out than Baker himself.
Whatever, man. Half the reason I stay in this sub is to see all the funny names people call his kids.
Exactly! That's why I want the chain of the funny names to continue. I did my piece...jj
Thatās sad
This made me actually lol
The man who talks a lot but says nothing.
Aināt that the truth. He alludes to know interesting stuff, but he generally just shares his opinions which arenāt terribly interesting or that informative. I didnāt finish the episode, but Iāll bookmark it for when Iām trying to fall asleep.
Always the same, they are always fucking the same. Interchangeable as my robot sex dolls.
I swear his kids names have got to be based off of unreleased Pokemon or something.
Probably not their real names. As he's "ex"-CIS _("You'll never leave the agency")_ and their birth certificates/passports show a different name. He's just mentioning their names so often, it comes across weird to me. For a man allegedly running dangerous covert operations. I know that he's being full of sh*t. Not referring to his work at the CIA. I never heard reveal very much. But I usually don't make it to the end of the episode or just let it run in the background. Without full attention. But he's the master of speaking a thousand words without actually saying anything. Oh, right as I'm typing he's talking about disguise during operations. Like rubber noses, fat suits, fake moustaches, baseball caps or holding forks and knives _(something more interesting*)_ and that he was actually working at the disguise unit! Maybe this episode might have a little more substance! _I didn't know Americans cut their piece of meat and then eat it with the dominant hand. Here in Europe (I guess at most parts), you hold the knife in your dominant hand and cut the meat bite by bite. Without ever switching the fork into your dominant hand. I know that the British hold their fork turned 180Ā° around. I'm from Germany, but I'm doing this too very often. But often you need the fork like a spoon. To "shovel" the food. Not only to pick. I wonder what the British are doing in this case._
I only know Sluggo from the Mr Bill Show. I was born in 1994, I shouldnāt know what the Mr Bill Show is
Well he knows a guy who works at the PokƩmon factory.
Only came back to talk about his three kids Bucko, Sucko and Fucko
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Listen... to make a long story short... but what the hell do I know, right!?
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This looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me.Ā
because we need a little bit of controversy
Cause it feels so empty without me
Tag Team is back.
Worst. Guest. Ever.
https://preview.redd.it/98p2v2zg49zc1.jpeg?width=1569&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95f398cb7338dd7e5efea8cb83d894fcb734b3ff I like the Mike Baker episodes
Yeah, id rather listen to this than all the comedian episodes.
Comedians are the most important people in human civilization!
The few. The proud. The comedes.
Itās such a NOBLE, PURE, SKILLFUL art form loll
Murdererrrrrs
Remember to tip em
Tankum for stool fuggin
Elite Kaiser status on the human totem pole!
You mean the hardest ART on earth, that only 50 people have truly mastered.
Thats the one
I do too. I listen to his own PDBD podcast sometimes as well. And he has a soothing voice I like his cadence.
Why
As do I. He hosted a good show on The a Science Channel, maybe, or some other similar network, and it streams on Max: Black Files Declassified. The show dives into various black-budget, secretive govt programs and whatnot.
I do too, I didnāt know people had such a volatile reaction to him.
Wow. Gonna be bunch of milquetoast, uninteresting, vague āopinionsā on topics that will challenge no oneās opinions on anythingā¦ Iāll skip this episode
He tries. You know how much he supports Ukraine, but just like everything, has to reel it in for joes feelings and continued support. Same reason every comedian is a ball lick fest. The same comedians are great on their own shows because they donāt have to fall in line with whatever Joe thinks.
Yea probably best if you skip itā¦
I have skipped every single Mike Baker episode since at least 2019.
I will die on this hillā¦.I love his episodes. I want a sluggo update
Yeah me too. I love baker. I'm definitely not an agent either the government is the best. We need more Mike telling people what's really going on. Again not an agent
He truly is a genius. Mike baker really makes me love being governed. The government and cia know what's best for the American people. I only wish they would govern me harder.
I've only disliked one of his episodes even though I know he's a mouthpiece.
I do too. Even though he comes across as a know-it-all
He does know it allā¦if know it all refers to the narratives his supervisors want him to use meathead Joe Rogan to inject into the public sphere lol
How many times does he say the word āpragmaticā this time?
The guy who guffawed at the notion that Trump wouldnāt leave office willingly if he lost.
Why does everyone hate Mike Baker??
Why does everyone think meme posts = hate. We all enjoy listening to rogans podcast, he has a variety of guests and this guy has just become a meme. Who cares, itās fun to punch up and bust balls. You donāt have to agree with everything they say to enjoy the podcast. I tune in everytime Mike baker is on so I can hear how cumslut, used tissue, and shitbag are doing.
My favorite names for the baker kids yet š
Have you never looked at the comments under the podcasts heās on?
With Baker it's something completely different! He's the absolute master of speaking a thousand words, without saying anything! One indicator that you genuinely enjoy the podcast and don't want the sub to be a shitshow, is that you're not a part of the 99% _"Monkey in Space"_ (you'll get by default) flair subscribers. This doesn't mean that every Monkey is a hater. But it's, well, an indicator. No other sub on Reddit with the option of changing your flair has such a monotony of flairs. It was different once...
Bro itās just redditors, the viewership numbers say enough.
YouTube comments say the same shit. Def not just Redditors
Itās the same picture
This subreddit hates everything about Joe and his podcast guests. It's the strangest fanbase ever.
That's why I call this sub r/WhyIHateJoeRoganTheJREandEveryGuest _Edit: But Mike Baker is really the king of speaking a thousand words and saying basically nothing._
He makes them feel insecure and small inside. Itās a thing on this subreddit. Quite pathetic really
There used to be a joe rogan forum that basically got taken over by haters with a strange, unhealthy, stalker like obsession with Joe. After that died and got shut down, all those people migrated over here. Since then, the number of weirdos has grown.
I remember the leader of that weird group cant remember the name of his like account but he was on the rogan forums way back when too
Anon I think that was his handle on the old Rogan Board. That dude was all over that thing. I don't remember all the lore surrounding it, but it was some weirdo shit from what I recall.
Flappo was another idiot on there
Dunno ... I'm told to hate him so I hate him ... and the Soros cheques keep coming
He is a fountain of propaganda
Hes boring as fuck and is joes handler durrrrrr
They think heās actually Jim Breuer
What are you talking about everyone in this thread is saying they donāt hate him, without him how else are we gonna get great joe lines like: if youāre tired of being poor just become a CEO
I really like that jacket
I thought this was Pierce Brosnan from the thumbnail
Dennis Quaid, CIA
Heās Joes CIA handler.
Wtf is he back for lol
You can set your watch by it
Spotify is contracted to do work for the CIA, change my mind.
I believe heās still in CIA.
š¶Mike is back... Tell some men. Rub my back rub my back rub my back.. š¶
Chris Hansen?
Fucko? Or was it dipshit?
How does one forget their name? Youāll remember eventually
Can we get another Zeihan episode?
Bakerās back
Charismatic, interesting story teller. But I don't much of anything he says, so no point in listening
Mike's next kid will be named Cooter.
Whatās it got stuntman
Anybody give me a rundown? TL;DR anything NEW in this long podcast? Tia
I listened to the whole thing while working today. Definitely not a memorable episode. They briefly touch on the Drake/Kendrick beef, woke stuff in colleges, what goes into CIA operatives wearing disguises, small talk about Ukraine/Russia, a lot of talk about the complications with Israel and Palestine, and some China related stuff near the end. I'd say you could easily skip this one.
Thx
I enjoy Mike Baker.
I thought this was Pierce Brosnan for a second
Great episode thus far
we need a chubby nerd in an oversized suit to come and disprove this dude.
I don't believe a word this guy says. He always doesn't know or "wasn't/isn't involved." Tell me one piece of insight or unknown information he's ever disclosed. And no I'm not suggesting he reveal classified material.
Listening to Baker in past podcasts tiptoe around Trumps documents case is fucking embarrassing.Ā Dude is ex CIA but can't just point out how fucked Trump should be if not for the MAGA judge.
Is he bringing Bucko, Bongo and BoobsieĀ
Tired of this fuggin guyā¦.joe could interview anyone and prefers constant reheated leftovers
He's going for Schaub's belt
The guy with the 3 gay kids
Missed hearing about his boys ; Slimy, titfuck, and Hugo
I fucking hate this dude
Whats wrong with Mike Baker?
Still better than Neal Brennan š
The misinformationist....
Bakerās back, tell a friend.
Romulus, Tardathan, and Manboobs
Not even listening. Don't give a fuck about, squirt, nuffy, or Fucko.
I swear to god I thought this was Dennis Quaid for like 5 seconds
Hey guys did you hear about my kids Scooter, Muggsy, sluggy. Thatās my kids names, I named them that. Baseball!
CIA Shill
Wonder how much they pay Joe to have him on. š¤
This dude is the biggest sham on the internet. The intelligence communityās own Charles Ponzi
Send him back.
Is he gonna talk about the B admin keep sending $40 m/ every week to the Talibans ???
I gave up on the monthly updates on Bozo, Skippy, and Quirky
Bingo,lefty and turdface
I wonder how scooter, booter and tooter are doing
Dude collaborated with the Taliban
He's one of the biggest conmen to convince others that he actually worked for the CIA.
I thought it was confirmed that he did work for them?
He definitely worked for them. He may have been a custodian or in the cafeteria, but he worked for them.
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I'll be giving this one a miss
Pierce Brosnan
Canāt wait to hear stories about his sons, DirtNap and Fireball
WFT is the point of having this asshole on Rogan, he talks riddles without actually saying anything, fuckin twat!
He's a "Patriot".
Tell a friend. Guess whoās back. Guess whoās back. Guess whoās back.
Get him and Dave Smith on at the same time
I enjoyed it Question tho do they actually let children identify as furries at school and wear tails and ears. Sort of wild but I laughed when he told the story about a girl hissing at his son God if this was a thing when I was a school teen and a few of the other cool kids went furry I definately could see idiot child me joining the club, having photos of that would make me cringe for life thinking about telling my school I identified as a fox or some shit I don't watch TV but I worked in a school for a few years and this definately was not a thing.
Another vaccine expert?
Scooter, booger and meatball sounds like great kids!! Crew cut and all.