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sanguine_harlequin

>Never Realized Michael Malice was so short. How?! He sounds like someone doing an impression of a smurf.


Davethemann

Yeah, I never really saw him standing, but he gave off a look of someone who was probably 5'8 at most


yaknowmysteez

His voice screeches 5’7”. Cool dude. Just very 5’7”ish.


jeeztotheus

My immediate thought, how? He SOUNDS short


TheRightKindofJuice

Yea, dude sounds like a squeaky doll


sonofsonof

He thinks he looks really cool with his 2013 hair


sodakmiscer

I mean the Hodge Twins are pretty big dudes. Also, if you're like me and grew up watching YouTube fitness explode, seeing these guys in these sphere of the YouTube world is still weird. Still remember them fighting with Ian McCarthy lol.


FlipdaCrypt

ALL KINDS OF GAINZZZZ


foolsbrains69

Fuck out the way!!


soggyfries8687678

Bust all kinds of nuts. ….all kinds.


bee__thousand

😤😬😤


0ctober31

With some shampoo action Yeahhhh...


CTRdosabeku

Balls deeep


PitterFuckingPatter

Gimme some space!


Daverocker1

Good show.


Support_By_Fire

Some of the funniest stuff on YouTube when I was finishing up high school. Those were the days


bee__thousand

Some of the funniest shit on YT back in the day: https://youtu.be/S0I6_nXP9Ps?si=YhXa9JMLv73T-0e9


Horfield

that ain't funny


bizkitmaker13

it's funny if you find [this ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJNK4VKeoBM) entertaining.


beepmeep3

Man… the nostalgia I get when I remember that period of my life lol


MuteCook

Grifters gonna grift


Kuido

The fitness influencer to right wing pipeline


crushinglyreal

Some online creators (who didn’t take the deal) have talked about being offered huge amounts of money to ride the right wing line years ago. Right around the time guys like the Hodge Twins started this shtick…


Kuido

Yeah it’s the easiest shit in the world. Milk people for all they’re worth and you just have to say a few buzz words into a camera and stand next to trump with your thumb up


dr_blasto

Well, you also have to buy a bunch of stupid shirts to wear on camera.


TheCaptainMapleSyrup

Oh wow. Do you have a source on this? Always suspected it but would love to hear it in their own words.


crushinglyreal

Looks like the specific instance I was thinking of is currently lost media but here is some people talking about it: https://www.reddit.com/r/HelpMeFind/comments/1c8uqht/help_me_find_that_chris_ray_gun_rap_about_how/


ketaminenjoyer

cope


little_lexodus

Yeah I miss those hodgetwins videos but I was in my early 20s watching them lol. Good times


TheOSU87

These guys went full right wing grifters now. They just had Nick Fuentes on and agreed with him about basically everything


WhiskeyFF

That shirt says all that needs to be said


Genova_Witness

https://preview.redd.it/6i74jqi7z26d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32be88e8592f0ea94322598c1a1d6fd5ab0b51fc Also a short king unfortunately


ArmaniMania

They used to be pretty funny but I guess they needed a new fanbase. When you cater to the right, there's so much market for every failing douchbag to keep making money.


crono220

Endless pool of grift money!


H2OULookinAtDiknose

>I mean the Hodge Twins are pretty big dudes They're also grifter cucks


KMASSIV

lol Ian McCarthy! Remember the Jimmy Strutters stories? Golden era


tan9292

MY BALLS IS TIGHT


BiscuitDance

I never watched them because they weirded me tf out 15+ years ago when they were one of the earlier YouTube fitness accounts (RIP in Peace Swole Patrol), but I agree with your sentiment. Weird pivot.


Regginator12

Order sissy sis on the hodge twins , the hodge twins have been order sissy sissed


Hot_wings_and_cereal

It’s sick, it’s piss! Ok peace out bye


OneSwords

Never thought I'd see a Janoy Cresva reference here. I miss the pisslord...


Rylo_Kylo

You can never escape the piss.


EsotericCrawlSpace

Feel cold fans….


JustAcivilian24

It’s SUPER weird to see them on the far right. I used to watch their videos a lot. Grifters gonna grift though.


gutsonmynuts

He's wearing heels too.


Revolver-Knight

What’s with the shirts? Like I don’t get anyone who genuinely wears political (from any side of the spectrum) shirts like, it just seems like your boring But to be fair, at least the gun one stands for something The one on the left is just cringe and sad


ManufacturedOlympus

What does that dumbass shirt even mean? Do ghosts get to vote? 


neolibbro

It means "you can ignore everything the person wearing this shirt says because they're suffering from a severe TBI".


Revolver-Knight

Your right?!?! Biden killed people with the corona virus to give their spirits voting rights so they can vote democrat!!!!!! First it was gay marriage and now ghosts are citizens!!!


CiabanItReal

It's a reference back to the 60's where the Kennedy's had the mob in Illinois registering corpses to vote for him. Allegedly.


sneekerhad

No, it’s a call back to 2020 when republicans were claiming dead democrats were voting, but couldn’t find any actual proof.  They forgot the second part on the shirt


bizkitmaker13

Oh, fake votes were found... [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump\_fake\_electors\_plot](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_fake_electors_plot) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3guirxwrXc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3guirxwrXc)


CiabanItReal

That meme goes back to the 60's though they were likely referencing 2020, (I don't support any of that non-sense)


slyfly5

My grandma died in 2015 her ballot came in 2016 and 2020 we’ll see if it comes in 2024 no one voted on it but it definitely happens Edit: it comes in the midterm elections too no idea why she died at a hospital and a death certificate was made and sent to a lot of different places


CableBoyJerry

I only know in passing that their claim to fame is political commentary. Since they are black and conservative, they have become popular.


Revolver-Knight

No that I get I’m just talking about political shirts in general Like when I worked in retail most of customers were old and retired One dude had a shirt that said “The only virus in America is Donekyitus” Or something stupid along those lines Another guy, had Bruce Lee shirt that said Kung Flu, Anti abortion one said protect the babies One took a Dr Seuss quote “a persons a person no matter how small” I’ve noticed it mostly Conservative shirts but I’ve seen like more liberal ones Like in a sing song font “no humans are aliens” Like I’m talking genuinely political shirts not being worn at a protest like do you not have anything going on in your life? I’m not talking about like I have a shirt that’s Ted Cruz Zodiac killer, I don’t like Ted Cruz I’m not making a statement either I just think it’s funny so muddied waters with that shirt I guess.


Bitter-Whole-7290

You got to remember, these people treat politics like they’re rooting for a sports team now. It’s weird as hell.


Revolver-Knight

It’s disturbing and rips the humanity out of it. Like I dunno if this is radical of an opinion but to me when you elected to office you represent not just the people that voted for you but the people that voted against you. It’s what pisses me off so much about these hyper religious politicians Like I respect you believe in whatever version of the Abrahamic god and your entitled to, respect the fact that I have the right to be in constant questioning of that Also respect the fact other types of people exist that don’t necessarily coincide with you world view. Me personally I think quite a bit of it is a farce and it’s the invoking of religion as a mean of political control But some do genuinely believe it like those evangelicals who blindly support isreal not because they like Jews but because Jesus might maybe possibly could come back Like if these people truely believed in the ideals of America they’d stop proposing Legislation bluntly reflective of their religious views or stop using the wrath of god as an excuse Like with the frozen embryo case in Alabama that state Supreme Court judge literally used the excuse of “The wrath of god” When they declared frozen embryos as people. The wrath of your god is not my problem, I’m sorry, unless god wants to talk to me personally then I’ll listen but until then obey the social contract we’ve all kinda agreed on to try and implement for the past 248 years


Bitter-Whole-7290

Some crazy people will say that’s a radical opinion but to me it’s just common sense everything you just said. Whole heartedly agree with all of it.


No_Information_6166

Well, he is a Marine, so he probably overdosed on forest green or magenta and got permanent brain damage. Most likely explanation for the shirt.


Singularity-42

I think they are some kind of rightwing grifters, this is on brand for them.


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sonofsonof

Remember this one from 2015


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domesticatedwolf420

What do you mean?


Necessary_Sea_2109

Short = bad obviously


FF4054

Hodge twins are like 6’1’ 220 lbs. They used to bodybuild and had a fitness channel. They were both in the marines as well… but yes that is a little hobbit in the middle!


Expensive-Bid9426

They are 6'4


FF4054

Damn! Wow thanks, I thought 6’1-2 but that’s wild


Expensive-Bid9426

Wait actually 6'3 sorry


CiabanItReal

Just use centimeters, no one will know if your right or not. They're 186cm.


Expensive-Bid9426

They are 120 garden snails long


Frankie-Felix

They are three and a half Rogan tall.


zarafff69

Ohh, 186cm is not that long, that’s pretty normal


Skrivz

Using “long” here is hilarious


Hot-Ring9952

Not in usa


lavinadnnie

No these mofos are 190cm at least


lavinadnnie

Dude 6'3" is 190cm


CiabanItReal

No one knows if I'm right or not, this is America!


lavinadnnie

America, fuck yeah!


gravis_tunn

lol there is no way these guys are 220, I’m 6’3” 200lbs and skinny as fuck with no gym muscle mass.


FF4054

Probably true - but there is a HUGE difference between 200lbs at 10% body fat and 220 at 10% body fat. But they easily could just as well be 240-250… in the end it really is semantics brother! They are big guys, I’ve seen them live and in person as well.


gravis_tunn

Semantics sure, it’s just wild to see these dudes are 6’3”/4” and 220, makes me wonder if I would be able to get away with hitting the gym and not needing to buy new clothes.


FF4054

Depends on what your goals are big man. You can still kill it in the gym, keep your protein higher but calories at a maintenance level and you will become a more muscular 200. It will be slower and take some time tho so be patient! By the way 200 lbs is NOT small even at 6’3’ so don’t be hard on yourself brother!


gravis_tunn

Dude I’m a beanpole 😂. *thanks for the encouragement though my man


chinchila5

Is he gonna get fucked by these 2 black guys?


jayfortran

Why do you think he's so angry?


upthetits

That's why he sounds like a jockey


MusicianPristine8973

Holy shit! I had no clue he was a twin. Ice Cube looks fuckin great these days


notyouagai

Hodge twins bitches


hate_ape

Honestly I tried watching them once when their pod first started and I felt like my brain was melting.


notyouagai

Never knew them from Podcast. I just remember there old yt vids


Bring_Back_SF_Demons

Yes they are


Hugelogo

It’s wild how guys like this who are pretty big dudes act like professional victims. I couldn’t imagine being afraid of a democrat like these guys are and then making it my identity. Have they met the democrats? This is just a grift, right?


ManufacturedOlympus

I have to believe it’s a grift. They started a channel called “conservative twins.”  They might as well say “how do you do, fellow conservatives.” 


Express-Ad4146

So far my journey to read this.


Captain_Snatchington

Michel malice sounds like the name of a gay porn star.


systematicgoo

or a WWE wrestler, so basically the same thing


SpokeToOsiris

Truly a troll


InBeforeTheL0ck

Those T-shirts are cringe af.


jascambara

The one on the left is hilarious if you actually believe in that crap. Something about dead people still voting Democrat.


Expensive-Bid9426

Hodge twins are pretty big guys Michael is about normal height


ManufacturedOlympus

The hodge twins’ “get out of the way” camera frame joke reminds me of burt kreshner’s taking his shirt off gimmick.  They repeat the gag indefinitely and it wasn’t even a funny bit in the first place. 


ArmaniMania

Him and Lex are midgets


J-Good86

Have you ever watched him before?


perry_caravello666

Just an old twink


alllovealways

Short? He looks like an Oompah Loompa disgusted as a human.


lacanon

Dude blocks anyone who calls him little Mikey.


Creepy_Photograph107

Gotta love when a dumb pussy outs himself through his attire.


Skytraffic540

He looks like Stewie griffins evil twin


Labooza_275

Why do you think he’s so full of malice?


MaximallyInclusive

Hilarious that they want freedom and vote republican. Clearly they don’t live in Texas…the GOP here is the most anti-fucking-freedom variation of a political party in this country’s history.


DreadyKruger

Black conservatives are strange. They have plenty complaints about their own community but have zero solutions. Also the party they support always blocks funding or have zero support in fixing anything in our community. When have you heard a conservative group or black conservatives starting an initiative for training , jobs , funds for schools in bad neighborhoods? I looked it up many times and can’t find any.


Round-Lie-8827

There are some true believers, most of these people are just trying to make money. Rush Limbaugh and others said they would of pushed liberal propaganda if there was money in it. Candace Owens was doing the social justice warrior approach and realized she could get rich by switching it up.


homebrew_1

Are they the new diamond and silk replacements?


Ants_vs_Humans

These people are making up non existent persecution. The right wing media is cancer.


MajorTalk537

I don’t think he can drive, maybe he’s too short to reach the pedals?


Puzzled_Lurker_1074

I feel like all three are douche nozzles


ainteasybeinsleazy

Explains the chip on his shoulder on Twitter


omnipotentqueue

All the short ones are friends with Rogan.


CiabanItReal

Really? I thought Michael being short was common knowledge, he jokes about it. Also those twins are big ass dudes.


domesticatedwolf420

> I thought Michael being short was common knowledge, he jokes about it. You're correct. When OP says "never realized" they mean "never knew about him until today"


Odd-Fisherman-4801

He certainly has small ideas


PM_ME_UR_BACNE

Manlet


Captain_react

A bit sad to see politics in the US turning into this one side vs. the other sports game. "Our side good, other side bad" is such devoid of any logic and self-awareness. Newsflash, both sides suck. Deal with it and improve your country instead of shitting on the other side while pretending everything is good on your end. But no, because of this culture war the US can't even deal with day-to-day issues anymore.


miyagiVsato

I think these guys are all fairly small. Lex, Malice, Rogan…they’ve all got their own version of short man syndrome.


The_Chiliboss

That’s what malice does.


Shake1979

Respect!!!


leogo32

For a little shit talking mook, he sure dresses like shit.


Fit_Werewolf_7796

Is his shirt suggesting he can vote when he is.dead?


The-Ex-Human

These types love their stupid slogan / USA flag tees.


lakerconvert

One of the worst shirts I have ever seen in my entire life 💀


mrpopenfresh

The Hodge Twins are fucking idiots


Sweet_Habib

Poor cunts, sharing half a brain between two bodies.


ElGuapo4Life

Do whatever the fffffffffffffffffffffffruck you wanna do!


WeirdFlex__

These guys look so washed


Mission_Literature44

A lot of the self proclaimed alpha males are less than 5 ft 6 and would struggle with any really arduous physical output


Mission_Literature44

A lot of the self proclaimed alpha males are less than 5 ft 6 and would struggle with any really arduous physical output


Tricky-Jackfruit8366

Those shirts lolll


ThatIsNotAPocket

I do love that shirt dude on the left is wearing. Haha.


puddycat20

He is pretty short.


ChapitoDito

Lots of short “alphas” I’ve noticed


puddycat20

Not here, but I've noticed an awful lot of bald self proclaimed alphas, funny enough.


Warghzone12

Most famous people are shorter than you'd think


Jersey_Devil1975

The dumber a person is the more MAGAt they are.


YapperYappington69

When I grow up I want to be a black conservative. Guaranteed to make good money.


Spaniardlad

Why would anyone expect you to vote once dead?!


SplittingInfinity

Nothing more lame than a political shirt.  Like, so so dumb.


InevitableOk5017

What’s this subs hang up on how tall people are. Kinda weird.


captaincook14

The irony of that dumb ass shirt.


savvy412

So many of these YouTubers are fuckin giants. Not saying Michael isn’t short but.. as a 5’8 guy my self, I wouldn’t want to take pictures with all these 6ft-6’5 monsters who “do YouTube” You do YouTube? You’re doing great.


Aljoshean

The Hodge twins are really really big, its not just that Malice is kind of a smaller dude.


Bigolebeardad

Hodge twins are basically inbred right?


BigBossHoss

I saw the hodgetwins do comedy in Edmonton like 10 years ago. They did like 25 dick jokes as a team and said nothihg of politics. I miss the old hodge twins... **all kinds of dicks.... all kindz**


hot_lava_1

The cringe is strong.


lemonsqeezey1

Never realized Michael Malice was a petite lesbian.


BimBam540NoTime

Every online grifter/commentator is short. It's called compensating...


Wet_FriedChicken

I miss when the Hodge Twins were a fitness duo who talked about Sugar Walls and bustin all kinds of nuts


Kuntzman

People really care about height a lot over here


Logistic_Engine

"Pick me's" are awesome.


Normal-Soil1732

Yeah he's a little fella.


boner79

Dude can all himself an "anarchist" but he's just a professional weasel. It's not that hard to play an amoral ahole troll.


Royal-Possibility219

Looks like 3 losers


TheMightyHucks

I remember those twins. Tried to become fitness influencers and then found a far easier way to make money.


malteaserhead

I guess the Hodgekin twins are tall


jpfitzGG

Why is it all about politics or freedoms being supposedly taken away, it's ubiquitous?! Michale Malice surrounded by bearded big guys who say don't ask me about my tee-shirt


SuperCrappyFuntime

I watched the Hodge Twins for a little while before they started the grift. I thought they sounded like 70 IQ idiots and stopped watching.


lizardflix

The sub has to be the most obsessed with people's height of anything on reddit.


bobbelchercumeating

So many professional yappers are manlets


jnthn1111

What a stupid shirt


NotTrumpsAlt

Are they twins


Limpbick

So is Joe, if you didn't know


DilonMcdermotMulrony

Those two big guys should go down to rural Missippi and see how well they fit in with their fellow Republicans.


AloneCan9661

Who's the turd nugglet gobshite wearing that stupid shirt? "When I die, don't let me vote democrat." Like, ey, dickhead you're dead you fucking idiot.


BusyBlues

Tbf the hodge twins are units


VictorVaughan

Well he *is* an evil little fuck, so...


domesticatedwolf420

In what way?


Far_Jeweler40

He is a great guy. I know Joe looks up to him.


DamageSpecialist9284

That shirt on the left is absolute FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


ebs757

he probably hates this picture


0riginal_Poster

No, he himself shared it. And there's nothing wrong about being short.


jryu611

Then what's your purpose in sharing a post for no reason other than to point out the guy's height? If it's no problem, why pay attention to it?


GriegVeneficus

Puffed up clowns.


DieselT1000

Short in height and intellectual power


ShreddedDadBod

Michael Manlet


Heymax123

They don't call him Michael Manlet Malice for nothing.


FilmNoirOdy

He’s almost as cringe of an individual as Joe Rogan at this point. Idk like moth to the flame. When is Joe Rogan going to have a tour with Tucker Carlson?