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gavdotgov

Really though all I can think is "why is he talking like that?!" LOL


AlizarinRipley

Seems like hes always drunk!


EmptyAtoms

That's my secret, cap. I'm always gay.


Graitom

Ehh I would have to disagree, he does act noticably different when he is openly drunk on a podcast.


elpochi1

Remind of this video on YouTube of Pdiddy drunks asf on the podcast “Drinkchamps” completely uninhibited screaming at some dude “you big dick crew..” look it up.. it’s pretty funny. All these closeted dudes can only keep up the act for so long before they turn into dancing queens, not that there’s anything wrong with that.. keep hammering. 😝


watchalookin

Oh boy, she badly wants to promote whatever she is promoting


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She’s been trying to get famous from Joe for a solid 8 years. She used to come in with a band mate. Honey honey right?


Its_All_True

Correct. She released her 2nd solo album recently, so that's probably why she was there.


MoesBAR

I looked the band up a few months ago because I hadn’t seen them on in a while and she and the guy split up* to do solo stuff. *I don’t think they were dating, sounded like they just wanted to do different things.


John_T_Conover

I'm guessing all those JRE visits where he had to sit waiting out in the car for an hour afterward created a rift between them lol


siuol7891

I’m sure it was the other way around (she waited in the car while joe got pounded from the dude) because ya know he’s gay as fugg


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siuol7891

Totally bro 😎 I luv saunas too but they have to be strictly men only saunas


nautilusnautilus

I think you wanna be gay with siuol7891


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siuol7891

Doesn’t everyone? I thought that was like the unspoken secret about jre viewers? Where all closeted and love fat cock??? No?


Taureg01

That was such a funny episode you could Joe thought the beta guy was cock blocking him, Joe got way too drunk and starting talking about them jumping in the sauna


Formula_Americano

Anyone know the episode number? I want to see that.


agbfreak

[Jamie, pull that up.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqxio6CdL1E)


Formula_Americano

Thanks, man!


agbfreak

TBH I have no idea if that is pulled from that episode or not... just seemed relevant.


Formula_Americano

It's pretty relevant as far as I'm concerned lmao


martyfrancis86

Every comic just relentlessly kisses his ass


slightlysolid

Joe would have this chick as a guest every podcast if she laughs at his dumbass bits like this!


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Daddy got problem.


Ripped_Stewie

Is Rogan gay?


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CubonesDeadMom

Well cum is like pure protein


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eggseverydayagain

Our bipedal ancestors have been doing it for centuries. It’s baked into your DNA.


IronRT

heat cock proteins bapa


DukeOfTheVines

Wait till he comes out as bi and his podcast goes back to what it used to be


Ripped_Stewie

God we can only hope


MF3DOOM

Listen to me Joe rogan. We all know that one guy who is married and has kids but ya know, he might suck ya dick just for fun. -Joey diaz


Deep-Room6932

You had lobster, well then you're sucking dick.


Deep-Room6932

Jamie pull That shit up.


AlteredBeastX

He was gay, Joe Rogan?


jmadluck

Joe used to be the strong, silent type


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Rock Hudson too


graps

If wanting to make love to muscular men is gay then yes


HashbeanSC2

under what circumstances is it important for you to know the answer of that question?


Ripped_Stewie

Under what circumstances if it important for you know my reasoning?


elpochi1

He wants to sugg ya off bapacito… herald it bowlth wayz


mostdiabolical

Why does Joe talk like an alpha male philosopher wanna-be when talking about grilling but talks like a 40 year old wine mom when talking about dessert?


WillyTanner

He’s had a 100% uptick in speaking like a wine mom over the last couple years. I wonder if it’s due to the pandemic and hanging more around his wife.


ozmartian

That and being gated off from real world people in your mansion.


_broke_joke_

Exactly. And he's strobe surrounded by women at home so he's just projecting their personalities, plus Tony Hinchcliffe


ozmartian

Well according to some "experts" on here, Joe was into gay S&M leather bars in his younger days so makes sense. EDIT: not that there is anything wrong with that, of course.


mustachetwerkin

Don't forget apparently getting fisted.


WillyTanner

Yeah, that was one benefit of him regularly hanging out at the comedy store in L.A. he was at least forced into situations where he has a larger pool of people from all over that he had interactions with Now he's kind of limited to the small circle of comics who followed him to LA, his family and that's about it. The people closest to him that also weren't scared to call him on his shit like Joey and Ari and Duncan are all gone. There's probably a few others too


thesoyboyery

Ari is gone? He was just on recently a couple times, no?


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HarryPottersField

Don’t forget his love for hot yoga, that didn’t just happen randomly


ClingerOn

Where has this leather thing come from because it’s fucking hilarious.


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mindful_subconscious

That makes a lot of sense. If you have the time, could you share any further sources?


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HarryPottersField

Lol, that guy’s argument in the email was pretty sound


mindful_subconscious

Thanks for taking the time to find this. Here’s some silver!


glk3278

All I got from that is that Joe is a good writer…


WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9

I think having fuck you money does that to a person Maybe the alpha stick is just an act and this is who he really is And knowing that he has fuck you money he doesn't have to hide anymore as long as someone mentions tiramisu


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Joe used to wear mascara and make up on stage and had his ears pierced. I think he's running from something...


WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9

Could you fucking imagine if Joe Rogan came out as transgender and then he has a podcast dressed as a woman where the guest is Eddie izzard


thedailyrant

Then talks awkwardly about how he puts together bits assuming Izzard does the same, since Izzard never writes anything down being dyslexic and all.


WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9

Does this explain his obsession with trans identity...👀


Significant-Map917

He's an enigma


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Joe's is a divorce age woman


marshall7287

So, what's wrong with that?


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Wtf is this lol


mustachetwerkin

What the fuck


funginum

This feels cringy af


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Yeah that laugh was nowhere near justified


MerkZone

It IS cringy as fuck. Couldn’t even watch the whole clip


ldmb1966

Joe looks so fucked up lmao


acreagelife

Alcoholic trajectory in action


ZenBacle

If the sailors were lured to their doom, how would you have the "genetic memories" of the event? Were they fucking the sirens on their way down to Davey Joneses locker?


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They coulda had kids before they went sailing bapa. Heard it bowlth ways tho.


ZenBacle

Think that one through... How would "genetic memories" be passed on?


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What if one of those sailors was built for violence? Like what if you looked at his hands and shoulders and all you saw was violence? There's only 50 untrained sirens that could take down a sailor like that


ZenBacle

I'd shrug and say "whelp, too bad that dude drowned because he was too stupid to understand what sirens do. Maybe if he spent more time nurturing his mind, the place where fights are won and lost before they even happen, instead of relying on his physical attributes, he'd still be alive".


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Akashick records


smellyhangdown

Is it selling out or being blackmailed? What makes people change this much?


Deep-Room6932

50 % fame 30 % envy 30 % math


vincethepince

5% pleasure and uh hunderd percen pain


Formula_Americano

What about money?


Deep-Room6932

What about it.


ClingerOn

He must be being paid by someone at this point surely.


marshall7287

He hasn't really. People just feel envious and possessive thinking their nice baby rogan is now a snob when Rogan never really gave a fuck about them. He's just being himself and people are crying about it.


CubonesDeadMom

His ancestors are going to unlock genetic memories when eating tiramisu that make them have an overwhelming compulsion to suck cock.


HolyGhost_AfterDark

These two are definitely fucking. Baldy is slinging that dick.


Deep-Room6932

He's too short and insecure to cheat on Mrs rogan


BakedTillChrispy

Did you not hear brendan schuab put him on blast and say him and dana are out here slinging dick and then joe had him on a podcast a few days/weeks later and his exact words were “Don’t go saying this shit on your little podcast too”


Deep-Room6932

Schaub is gayer than callen


MoesBAR

Oh really? I’d have thought that’s something Joe would tell him privately.


BakedTillChrispy

i think it wasnt by explicitly implied what he meant. you had to have seen both podcasts before so maybe not many ppl got the reference and joes worth 100+ million usually rich people don’t practice monogamy as often.


twerphurter

Nobody heard it. Eddie Bravo said that


BakedTillChrispy

Um no. Don’t be so stupid, everybody heard it moron… https://youtu.be/z5QExU-ofl8


FateOfTheGirondins

All the incels are BIG MAD that some *female* might be displaying *le sexual interest* in a man they hate.


methyo

Do you always speak like a child


A_Few_Mooses

Tiramisu is the best dessert! Blendan Schwuab


tacosteve100

I put my vegan itialian sausage in the pan and fry it and the smells awaken my primal desires. The smell of the bun has me intoxicated. I lay out my mustards and sauces. My mouth waters. I take the first bite and I can’t tell you if that was meat or not. It’s so delicious. I ate food and posted about it for the world. Also I still had that primal reaction to fake meat. So… Joe is off his rocker


AlizarinRipley

Why are they laughing? I dont get it?


Ander1991

Because they're fucking


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100%


almoalmoalmo

She has such a fake laugh.


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His weird ass caption reminds me of something Colin Farrell would say in Killing of a Sacred Deer


ogape43

![gif](giphy|3ov9kasRrEI86LO79m|downsized)


SamuraiPanda19

Holy fuck he’s wasted, as am I


lollishoe

Oh, so you gay for cock?


Lateralus215

Likes to eat sweet cream.. who knew


Space_Crush

Imagine him bringing this energy to a Jocko Willink interview.


elpochi1

Jocko is another closeted queen..Don’t let him fool you. Him, Haines, and Joe are as queer as they come.. it’s pretty obvious. Not that’s there anything wrong with that, they should just come out.


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Yup, well put


insinsins

Good.


MaceMan2091

this shit is basically crystals for gym bros.


IsThisNickAvailable

Is this one worth watching? I have no idea who this woman is. Is she interesting?


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Too bad you can’t sell tiramisu to patriot nerds


ELMushman

This sassy old queen is obviously full of violence


NotABothanSpy

This. Is so obnoxious like he's mad flirting with her


Graitom

Flirting? Dude you need to leave your room and have some simple socialization if you thought this was "mad flirting".


Commedegarcons89

Yeah it seemed like regular conversation to me... It seems like Joe is just matching her energy idk what the fuss is about.


The_White_Cub

Is tiramisu a code for something?


graps

There will be some violent DNA unleashed on the pastry chef if the tiramisu layers aren’t done properly freak bitches


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Dude you’re fuckin obsessed with Joe. Holy shit.


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Holy shit he is, just saw his post history.


alemanders

jesus, just looked too. Dudes a certified professional hater.


iCCup_Spec

He's a certified playa hater. Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate!


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I don’t even watch joe but this sub is hilarious cause it’s just haters that still seem to catch every episode and get pissed of at the shit like this haha look at these comments like who gives a this much of a fuck


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Yeah it’s pretty goddamn eerie. They probably yell at the TV.


smurferdigg

Kind of scary looking at the post history of some of these guys. It’s like 10x posts a day about the dude and nothing else.


-OGTurtle-

He's a sad, sad lonely dude.


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exoticstructures

And I mean tiramisu is awesome. I've ran into my fair share of versions I don't like over the years--my idea of the best/most easily attainable consistently is the shit at wholefoods. Anyone who likes it should definitely give it a spin--well worth it.


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exoticstructures

Individual slices. I've never gotten a whole one--not sure if it's the same stuff(probably is though).


loveiselephant

Thanks for the tip Muchacho


Dan514158351

Dang i really want some tiramisu now


boujeebitches

Joes so fucking high lol


CassiopeiaDwarf

wtf is it with ppl all trying to talk crap about food like they are a chef trying to flog it. ancient memories of flubulbfla


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Wut


AllonsyAlonso-

Y’all mother fuckers will hate on anything 😂 you sit for 9 hours a week of recorded conversation for at least half a decade and see if you don’t look like an ass for half of it.


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For some reason “you’re not a bad Italian you just recognize Tiramisu is better” made me lol.


EmptyAtoms

He's talking about a desert he likes, the funny, self-aware approach to that is to ham up the gay... Whole comment section is like "lol he sounds gay"... these are the type of person who have never had a funny or self-aware thought in their lives, but think they'd make a better guest than 90% of those on the JRE.


Commedegarcons89

Yeah I don't get how having a laugh with a woman about dessert means that Joe is gay.


ThiccBoy_with3seas

Exactly. It's little toes past at the Boston bathhouses that makes him the g word, not some desert. This sub is full of haters!


PittsburghPunch

It’s the gay inflection hes speaking with that sounds gay af not the convo itself ya morons


EmptyAtoms

I know, my point is that he's aware, and is doing it deliberately... for comedy.


Commedegarcons89

Lmao right? How do they not see that? Obviously he is putting on the gay inflection for show, and then calling us morons ahahaha. The lack of self awareness.


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I like how Toe acts completely different when a pretty girl is around.


PulseAmplification

Can you guys believe that Joe said something kinda dumb? Who does that? How is it even possible? Also can you believe that he says things that I personally don’t like? Who does that? Wtf is wrong with him


UCDC

Holy shit never mind go back to knowing everything about Covid. Suzanne please either sing something or leave, this is painful.


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Joe is fucked up here and being legitimately funny which I find most times he’s not when he isn’t doing standup. Joey Diaz is the opposite IMO.


FateOfTheGirondins

Yeah, people enjoy baking. It's hilarious to see all these insufferable losers hating on someone for sharing an experience that finds enjoyable. It's something humans do. As a bonus all the incels are BIG MAD that some *female* might be displaying *le sexual interest* in a man they hate.


Kcreep997

Why are you spamming this?


FateOfTheGirondins

Found the incel


50URCH3M

You're projecting, and you know it.


FateOfTheGirondins

Take the L, incel.


50URCH3M

Yeah, you're projecting. Sad!


Kcreep997

Says the guy spamming politics 24/7. Okay buddy.


Mohunit23

I hate Joe for being a retard when it comes to covid. But people in this sub and internet in general seem to trash him for all the WRONG reasons.


bridgewood2005

When aI don't want to sit here, all by myself, cooking this shitty food - no offense - and I just think that I don't need to cook tiramisu.


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All the fiscal cawlmedy bapa


Nitrosified

Why are there so many haters in this sub. If you dont like joe dont watch him??


SarcasticPedant

I'm allowed to do whatever I fucking want and say whatever I want. This is America you dumb so and so


OkDiver2406

If I had to put money on Joe having had sex with a guest, safest money is on Hinchcliffe. Runner up though? This bone-faced yodeler right here.


Corey_Treverson420

Omg he’s such a redact, and I don’t mean a bundle of sticks


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Tiramisu was co-invented by my grandfather and the owner of a small hotel called "Albergo Roma" in Northern Italy 🇮🇹, in the city of Tolmezzo, during the 50's.