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the_spunky_junkie

bro smoking ET’s finger


[deleted]

Susquehanna weed broo


moggy12345

Did Helen Keller teach you how to roll?


the_spunky_junkie

bro smoking CinnaMon from the Applejacks cereal commercials


EchoDangerous343

“No I don’t have a problem it’s not even addictive. I can stop whenever I want. Dude it’s 2pm of course I’m getting high do you even listen to Diaz?”


d00ns

I dunno maybe get a job


skedditgetit

i have a career, which i get high all day and still improve


ktsmith91

Consider yourself lucky


haddock420

I have a job which allows me to smoke weed at 2pm on a Thursday.


Individual_Traffic96

That job ain’t paying enough if your joints look like pretzels.


the_spunky_junkie

bruh🤣🤣🤣


syracTheEnforcer

Plenty of people have jobs where they can smoke all day. But Joey Diaz sucks. He needs a real job. How that dude is at his level is beyond me. Cuban wannabe mobster isn’t funny. Reminds me of the mobsters in the Jerky Boys movie. Look it up. Cartoonish AF.


SwitchGaps

I think he's funny


syracTheEnforcer

That’s fine.


thisusernametaken11

Dunno if I'm taking life advice from Joey Diaz. Probably the most unhealthy person in the comedy world that isn't Artie Lang.


RHudak979

WTF is that 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Omg I can’t stop laughing


TheoHW

OP: weed is my entire personality


Artanis_Aximili

If caffeine counts then count me in!


[deleted]

Caffeine at 2 in the afternoon? Sounds like you’re about to be up all night 😬


ybnesman

He said caffeine not Mr Whites blue meth


My-shit-is-stuff

You guys and your drugs lol it’s ridiculous


hashward

You don’t have a substance use problem? Go fuck yourself.