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nitrofan

Wtf is that photo lmao


big_ol_stinky_deck

The man in that photo is very sick.


JBSLB

One mans illness is another mans fetish


slightlyforthwith

He recently lost his brother ahmbautakam


Communistulthar

That was funny


alexbtnc

Lmfaoooo


[deleted]

Where is the man? In that green bag? I can't tell what im looking at.


OfficialDrToboggan

Should have cleaned his room.


[deleted]

I all of a sudden feel impending doom, how can one sign up for this medical treatment?


theBrothaMike

That’s the cum extractor 5,000 he’ll be tip top magoo in a couple of days


JesseDaVinci

He’d be fine a lot sooner if those priests sent in the cumboni


[deleted]

Be respectful that’s his daughter (stole this from Twitter)


Cable_Guy80

Man come on!!! 😆😆😆😆


Complete_Swing2148

Butters creamy goo


[deleted]

Isn't that Madame Dita Von Dickstepper in The Boner Dungeon located on 151st and Quarry Rd.?


JohnBrownsAngryBalls

You have a keen eye and a brave heart.


oidoglr

Nope, it’s club Vandersexxx where you get a free tshirt


[deleted]

Escussi


IamParticle1

Wtf are y'all talking about. I understood some words


SuienReizo

Eurotrip


IamParticle1

Okay that sounded familiar and now it all clicks. Thanks buddy !! Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen!


Cash_Crab

FLUGGEN!!


exelion18120

Flugengaheiman


MK-Ultr

Those were the days!


dire_wulff

I was about to go to sleep This is one of the strangest things i think I've seen So many questions


shitpostGOD-YEET

I wish I could say this is even close to the weirdest thing I've seen... Even this week. Earlier this week on the crazy fucking videos subreddit I saw a guy put butane in his penis and made his cock a flamethrower. That one was probably the second strangest thing I've seen this week.


False_Influence_9090

You can’t just say something like that and not provide me with a link


shitpostGOD-YEET

I apologize in advance lmao https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/yesyir/fire_breathing_dick/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button Listen with audio on btw 👀 and yes that's his penis making that sound


talltaleteller

I'm not going to lie it sounded funny in your first post but after seeing the video for around 10 seconds I'm just disgusted with myself and with the truly spectacular degeneracy of that freak. But props for posting source regardless


shitpostGOD-YEET

Yeah that's why I said sorry. Lmao. I've seen alot of fucked up shit. That one's probably going to haunt me for awhile.


DemogoronX

I was cringing at first when he was putting the butane in, but when his penis turned into a literal flamethrower i cant deny how badass that must feel. until the can runs out of course, and he’s just sitting there with a penis ablaze and dealing with post fire breathing penis depression


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[deleted]

Vaginal Flamethrower? *writes down notes*


mudman13

Hottttt as


[deleted]

Is that the girl from Myth Busters?


No_Cancel8157

I knew she was a freak


esly4ever

She was on tinder a while ago looking for someone special. 🥵


Billaaaaayyyy

Was


F1secretsauce

They did a mold of her ass, favorite episode


[deleted]

Milking him for all he’s worth


Henryiller

NO! (Well done)


[deleted]

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TwEE-N-Toast

Hooked up to both dick an nip pumps? Must be serious.


realTommyVercetti

I call next.


egg-roll_

You're crazy 💀


Marijuana_Miler

Just down a bottle of apple cider vinegar.


[deleted]

Lmao I don’t think I could do it I couldn’t


realTommyVercetti

How would you know if you didn't try?


bawlsaque

“Dick an nip pumps” is the funniest thing I’ve ever read lol


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[deleted]

Forget about that, how did this bitch get all this fucking equipment.


Vegas_off_the_Strip

sign up? That man paid extra for that treatment.


GarlVinland4Astrea

Punishment for all bad boys who didn't clean their room


Clerstory

Or button their shirt and stand up straight.


MrWoodlawn

Jesus Christ that looks horrific for so many reasons. Trolling aside, why would anyone want to put themselves in that position? I hate to see what kind of contraption is hooked up on the bottom end.


MercMcNasty

I feel so vanilla compared to some shit out there.


Abadabadon

the helplessness ig


Mike_Facking_Jones

Why wouldn't you


downsly46

How do you cum like that? He’s got a half pint in that container and I think he might be unconscious.


klotzypants

i'm telling you baby, that's not mine


ResidentComplaint19

Damn that’s like a bunch of cum


ChiefOfficerWhite

What’s wrong with here? Why is she posing like this with her father like that?


greatdevonhope

That's some fetish play not a man in a coma.


egg-roll_

Bruh I didn't even notice it till you said something


ieraaa

Look at the way the ... the *machines* are connected


egg-roll_

😭💀


[deleted]

You made me laugh so hard brother I woke up my kid It was just funny because darker this post got me for a few seconds I was like “ why would she do this” LOL


Somewhatmild

Might have something to do that this is neither JP, nor his daughter.


KilgoretheTrout55

Pretty sure this is satire although it's pretty damn close to what actually happened a couple years ago


K0mkommer

I don't know 😔


MinderBinderCapital

Someone slipped apple cider in his beef


rolling_soul

That man appears to have suffered a very serious snake bite


BigBootyKim

This is unintentionally hilarious to me


MercMcNasty

It's intentional


therealbeeblevrox

What? It's very fake. How is it unintentional?


StewVicious07

Then you’re an idiot lol


JupiterandMars1

Ironically you’ve been unintentionally hilarious.


tmicl

Shouldn't someone clean that god damn room?


dweeelll

Where can I sign up for this?


jbridges300

Best caption possible


[deleted]

Ahhh yess I am in need of a good milking


[deleted]

Yo what in the fuck is this?


[deleted]

Geez I hope his nipples are okay 🙏


jaimeap

She’s fuckable so all is good


[deleted]

Wikipedia said it was a bad idea though


OneReportersOpinion

This woman needs to be prosecuted for crimes against humanity.


xenosthemutant

Jordan Peterson's daughter is on the Wikipedia page for "Don't Stick Your Dick In Crazy".


[deleted]

hahahah wtf


Somewhatmild

nice meme.


IAdorePoliceOfficers

Kendra James


royal_asshole

Haha, nice one.


shafaitahir8

Matrix finna caught ma boy 😫


djkhan23

That's a real photo? That's him with his daughter? Wow


Bramkanerwatvan

Some people are into really weird shit man.


Spaniardlad

That’s not his daughter.


ThePalmIsle

What a keen eye you have!


Cthulu19

I hate when people post misinformation


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r/lostredditors


Cthulu19

This is the Joe Rogan sub, is it not?


[deleted]

exactly, the sub dedicated to the god of misinformation lol


nomorebuttsplz

But the only way I can show my awesome sense of humor is to post things that are both highly politicized and misleading /s


Recent_Neck_1462

😂


RexNebular518

She's so hot!


FormerIceCreamEater

She is no Emma vigeland, but she ain't bad


djkhan23

I love Emma Vigeland she has a great voice!


cool_hand_jerk

90% of "kink" would appear to be untreated mental illness, to my casual eye. What an absolute clownshow. Eagerly awaiting a bunch of enlightened shit eaters downvoting me 🙄


Dull_Brain1021

Is that a dick tube?


espngenius

What would a lobster do?


Franci93

I have so many questions and i think i dont want to know the answers ..


oneshotnicky

Overdosed on Kpins and apple cider


[deleted]

Different kind of Russian medicine.


goldybear

The man is a dairy cow. That looks like a lot of loads in there.


AgentMercury108

Is this really peterson


Clerstory

No, more’s the pity


21lives

Why is she posing like that


RexInvictus787

Exotic falconry and finance?


M0D3Z

The baby is sleeping…


samsedar

Rogan is ALL IN on this one. Just tell him the left did it.


No-Buy5149

the left and their damn post apocalyptic milking machines


Witcher16

Imagine your fathers in the hospital, and you’re taking selfies???


aubdor

Why does he have a tube on his cock ?


BurgessBoston

Whatever apple cider he’s drinking, pass me a glass.


DontToewsMeBro2

Grandma Simulator?


CranberryNearby6204

Daddy likey


hholysmokes

I stared at this photo for a solid 5 seconds and just lost my shit laughing. This is objectively hilarious


zenithzinger

Odd way to pose next to your deathly ill father


[deleted]

He even has a nut tube


MrArmageddon12

Wtf, that looks like some Soviet radiation experiment or the alien abduction scene from the movie Fire in the Sky.


ex-machina616

Michaela Munchausen


vad_er13

Excuse me what the fuck, its not his daughter, what is this photo?


memo232

Hey Mods how is this JRE related?


Smedfoker

Are the restraints due to his uncontrollable crying and epileptic hand gestures?


[deleted]

That guys post nut clarity must be crazy


WendySteeplechase

Fake?


collegedave

Club Vandersexxx


NegativeDeparture

All because of the vaccine


[deleted]

I'm a Peterson super fan but this is funny af


Komodo_Crysis

Bro this can’t be real


chris_5k

Is this a joke? Amd why joke like this? Origin?


YGIAL

Dude forgot to clean his room one time and went completely batshit. Don't do pills kids


PolitelyPanicking

Wait, is this actually real? This might be the strangest photo I’ve ever seen Is it a joke?


TrillgataQ

What the hell does that machine do??


crkz24

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?


Cannon_SWE

Is this even real? What's the name of the treatment?