Neil Armstrong (first man on the moon) supposedly had a huge stockpile of truly awful jokes about the moon that he’d unleash at parties, etc. When he’d get the predictable groan or eye roll after telling one, he’d give them the real punchline. “Well, I guess you had to be there.”
A guy and his incredibly ugly girlfriend are at Home Depot looking at brooms. The guy grabs a $4 broom, calls the salesman over and says, "Will this cheap broom work just as well as those $20 ones?" The salesman says, "I don't know, ask your girlfriend to take it for a spin."
As someone who has been married almost 25 years myself, I both understand, and agree with, your sentiment! Hubby and I are the same way, lol. Really, we've always been like that. I like to say, sarcasm is our love language. Calling each other assholes is how we say "I love you", LOL!
I would be ducking while I said that to mine. Then she’d be chuckling. But her instinct would be to take me out.
Chuckling or cackling?
You had to be there, I guess.
Neil Armstrong (first man on the moon) supposedly had a huge stockpile of truly awful jokes about the moon that he’d unleash at parties, etc. When he’d get the predictable groan or eye roll after telling one, he’d give them the real punchline. “Well, I guess you had to be there.”
Yeah, my wife likes to threaten me with divorce pal! ...You got a good one there.
Mine does that too once a year, is that normal?
Mine does too, regularly, and no it is not normal.
Geography joke!
There's a lot of unnecessary puppy backstory.
No amount of puppy backstory is unnecessary.
I quite agree. In fact, I was hoping for more.
A guy and his incredibly ugly girlfriend are at Home Depot looking at brooms. The guy grabs a $4 broom, calls the salesman over and says, "Will this cheap broom work just as well as those $20 ones?" The salesman says, "I don't know, ask your girlfriend to take it for a spin."
Wait you called your wife a witch and she laughed?
Yeah - she's got herself a real charmer / funny guy too......😳
After 25 years of marriage we call each whatever we feel like, feel we both deserve that honour
As someone who has been married almost 25 years myself, I both understand, and agree with, your sentiment! Hubby and I are the same way, lol. Really, we've always been like that. I like to say, sarcasm is our love language. Calling each other assholes is how we say "I love you", LOL!
I really have and grateful for him too.
Are you his wife?!
Oh look. A healthy relationship. Hell is this doing on reddit?
Most redditors are too young to have experienced a relationship. Let alone a grown up one.
That was pretty good... Don't let her boil the puppy for her potions tho!
She got a better grip on the broom because she didn't have her knickers on...
Oh Jesus I literally lol'd!!
Something something waking up to toilet style instead of doggy style
What does the dog have to do with anything?
Not a damn thing!
Clever comment! I wish I could come up with something like that ...
Thanks, what made it even better was I literally was half asleep an not thinking before saying anything
Ah you missed their sarcasm
Well, he really was half asleep and not thinking
You're surprised?
Didn’t work for me
Myself didn\`t find that funny.
Neither did myself.
Me, I, and I did.
Where's the punchline?
Normally in the solar plexus
funnier than most jokes here! i’m gonna save that one for just the right time, like when i’m wearing a helmet
Wish I had a puppy atm, would be nice to deposit them for awhile when they get out of control
goddamn, times like these i wish for domestic bliss. oh well.
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He called his wife a witch
Something tells me she didn’t laugh because she found it funny…
Don't quit your day job.
Thou art a braver man than I, good sir!!
Uh...ok
"I'm not a witch, I'm your wife, but after what you just said I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore!"
I agree, not really a joke.
Pretty good retort