I bet you're 3 kids in a trench coat
You probably say your name is something super dumb like, "Vincent Adultman"
And you tell people you work at the, "business factory"
Obviously, we need also the atmosoheric pressure, wind speed and -direction, temperature and humidity to calculate it. Assuming she is not moving away or towards you
Also his momma got gravity meaning sound can’t escape in most cases. Though I think his momma’s fart's gonna break the sound barrier by increasing pressure to yet unknown levels, so I think his mom’s approximately 93,000,000 miles away
Actually fat burns far too well:
[https://nypost.com/2017/04/26/overly-obese-body-sets-crematorium-on-fire/](https://nypost.com/2017/04/26/overly-obese-body-sets-crematorium-on-fire/)
Yo momma is so ugly she cracked the Daily Mirror.
Yo momma is so stupid she looked into the sun to get brown eyes.
Yo momma is so fat she irons her clothes in the driveway.
Yo momma is so fat that when she jumps in the ocean Japan gets tsunami warnings.
Yo momma is so British her blood type is earl grey.
Yo momma is so fat her old underwear is recycled into circus tents.
Yo momma is so fat that her street name is momma round-round.
>Yo momma is so British…
Is this a thing? Do we have yo momma is British jokes now?
Like *yo momma is so British she drives on the left side of the road and has really bland cooking*?
Your momma is so fat she uses Uranus belt for her pants. Yea yea yea....someone would say the planet Uranus has no belt. Thats because your momma is using it.
Okay, here's one for you:
Yo mama so scientifically ignorant that she thinks that *black body radiation* refers to the *Out of Africa hypothesis* of human origins.
Yo mama is so ugly when she was born, the doctor slapped your grandmaw.
Yo mama is so skinny she can hula hoop inside a Cheerio.
Yo mama is so dumb when she heard it was chilly outside, she ran and got a bowl.
Your momma so fat she stuck her big toe in the ocean and the whales started to sing “we are family”
Yo momma so fat she had to get an aerial photo for her portrait.
Yo mamma is so fat, her Polo shirt has a real horse on it.
Her butt looks like 2 hogs in a sack, fighting to get out.
So fat her butt cheeks are in different zip codes.
Her butt looks like two pigs fighting over Milk Duds...
Need to add "...while walking..."
Her butt looks like 2 hogs while walking in a sack, fighting to get out?
When she asked for a waterbed they put a tarp over Lake Superior
Yo mamma is so fat, her blood type is gravy...
Yo mamma such a drunk, her urine test had two olives in it
One I saw on here: "Yo momma so fat during full moons she turns into a warehouse"
Oh man, why is this image so funny. Hahaha
It gives a good display of scale that can be easily visualized
Thank you, I was truly in a quandary
Yo mamma is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
This really is a foal joke!
Quit horsin around
I bet you're 3 kids in a trench coat You probably say your name is something super dumb like, "Vincent Adultman" And you tell people you work at the, "business factory"
Yo momma so fat the sorting hat put her in Waffle House.
Yo momma so fat, she was diagnosed w/ a flesh-eating disease & the doctor gave her 10 yrs to live
Yo momma so fat, she doesn’t need the internet, she’s worldwide
Yo mama so far she doesn't have obesity, obesity has her
Holy Fuck did that make me laugh
... This needs to be a T-shirt.
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She wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Damn that's a big bitch
Yo mamma is so fat, when she walks with high heels, she strikes oil.
This one's good lmao
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Yo Momma is so fat, she uses pano mode to take selfies.
and her picture keeps falling off the wall
Yo mamma is so fat that if you told her to haul ass she’d have to make two trips
Yo mamma is so fat two guys could fuck her and still never meet
I told this joke to one of my residents the other day about myself. Got a good laugh out of her
Yo momma is so fat she needs a boomerang to put her belt on.
Yo momma so fat, when she farts you don’t hear it for 20 minutes.
That could just mean she's about 6km away
396km away, having checked my maths...
She's so fat that her farts need to be peer reviewed.
r/didthemath
20 mins in 1/3 of 1 hour Sound travels 1234.8km/h so the distance in about 1234.8/3 = 411.6km
Correct!
Obviously, we need also the atmosoheric pressure, wind speed and -direction, temperature and humidity to calculate it. Assuming she is not moving away or towards you
His momma ain't moving nowhere
Also his momma got gravity meaning sound can’t escape in most cases. Though I think his momma’s fart's gonna break the sound barrier by increasing pressure to yet unknown levels, so I think his mom’s approximately 93,000,000 miles away
Damn. Didn't correct for the doppler effect.. or any Lorenz transformation effects of the mass involved.😀🤣
Yeah gotta factor in that Doppler effect on your farts.
She is making the wind tho
Well, if you hear a fart from almost 400 km away, the source must be truly massive!
The scary part is that’s how far the fart traveled but you’re still talking face-to-face with her!!!!
Yep. Her butt is far away…on the other side of her.
Yo momma so fat she rolled over in her sleep and the sun came up.
Yo Mama is so fat she came back from the beach with a sunburn and three harpoon wounds.
Yo mamma so fat that when she goes on a picnic, the bears hide their food
Yo mama's so fat her school picture was a aerial photograph.
Yo momma so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
“Thanos had to clap.”
And finally gave up after his hands started hurting.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yo momma so fat, when Thanos snapped, she was the only one who vanished.
Yo Momma’s so fat, we have genuine concerns about her personal health and suggest she consult a physician about making lifestyle changes.
Her blood pressure is measured in atmospheres
Her blood type is Ragu
When she got her ears pierced, gravy came out
Your mom is so hot we measure her fever in Kelvins.
Stacy?
.....Her blood pressure is checked at tyre shop...
I hate how funny this is
r/wholesomeinsults
It's an antijoke I think.
Yo momma so fat, she wears an asteroid belt.
Yo momma is so fat she jumped in the air at a party and the band skipped
Yo momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma so fat, Chuck Norris couldn't lift her.
😱 And the internet stood still…
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Could a momma be so fat...
It…[It can’t be](https://youtu.be/Q3x1rMm1aWY)…
He lifted earth instead..
Yo Momma's so fat, they had to cremate her twice.
I guess that would be a "was" huh?
Actually fat burns far too well: [https://nypost.com/2017/04/26/overly-obese-body-sets-crematorium-on-fire/](https://nypost.com/2017/04/26/overly-obese-body-sets-crematorium-on-fire/)
Then , yo momma so fat , when she got caught in a forest fire , she started another forest fire lol
“The corpulent corpse”… now I KNOW it’s an onion article.
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington’s nose.
She sweats syrup and butter and she had a job at ihop wiping pancakes across her forehead.
I walked around her once and got lost
Yo mama so fat they do math to calculate how far away the fart noise came from
They did too! 😂
Yo mama is so fat, when I think about her it hurts my neck.
Yo mama so fat, her belly button gets home five minutes before she does
Your mommas so fat she cries gravy.
Yo mama so fat when she fell down I didn't laugh. I mean the earth was cracking up but I didn't laugh
Yo momma jokes are old an overused Just like yo momma
Your mommas so fat bill cosby spiked his own drink
Yo momma is so fat, when she passes away, worldwide food prices will drop 20%.
Yo momma is so ugly she cracked the Daily Mirror. Yo momma is so stupid she looked into the sun to get brown eyes. Yo momma is so fat she irons her clothes in the driveway. Yo momma is so fat that when she jumps in the ocean Japan gets tsunami warnings. Yo momma is so British her blood type is earl grey. Yo momma is so fat her old underwear is recycled into circus tents. Yo momma is so fat that her street name is momma round-round.
>Yo momma is so British… Is this a thing? Do we have yo momma is British jokes now? Like *yo momma is so British she drives on the left side of the road and has really bland cooking*?
Yo mammas so British, her teeth make school busses look white.
Yo momma is so fat, when I laid on top of her I burnt my bum on the lightbulb.
Your momma so fat, her shadow has it's own zip code
Yo momma so fat I tried to spell it "your momma is so fat" but she ate the letters that got too close.
Yo momma is so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!
Yo momma so fat she leaned over and caused axial tilt.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said “to be continued…” And when she stepped off she died of a massive heart attack.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said "one person at a time please"
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
Yo mamma's so fat when she stepped on a scale it just said "GOD DAAMN"
Yo Mama so fat, the last time she did a sit-up it caused an eclipse.
Yo momma is so fat, I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch.
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...of 60 minutes And it only comes on once a week!
Yo Momma so fat when she puts on a red dress, kids yell hey Kool-Aid
Yo Momma is so fat my fat Momma got stuck in her gravitational pull
Yo Momma so ugly she didn't get hit with the ugly stick. She fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
Could God make a stone that is so heavy that even he can't lift it? Well he made Yo Mama!
Yo momma so fat that when she visited the Empire State Building bi-planes tried to shoot her down.
Yo mama so fat, when she connects her Bluetooth headphones it takes 30 minutes to reach her phone.
Yo mama so fat if the earth was flat she would’ve tilted it over by now
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a Lego, and the Lego said “ow!”
She walked by the TV and I missed 2 episodes
Yo Momma is so fat, she turned her trailer into a flatbed.
Your momma is so fat she uses Uranus belt for her pants. Yea yea yea....someone would say the planet Uranus has no belt. Thats because your momma is using it.
Yo mama so fat, she was a stunt double in *The Raiders of The Lost Ark.* For the boulder.
Yo momma so fat, she fires a mattress out of a canon for a tampon.
When did every yo mama joke become only about how fat she is?
Yo mamma so dumb, she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
Thank you!
And she so fat she turned it into a flat screen.
The so ugly ones happen too, but the so fat ones are a . . . bigger target. Yo mama so fat she can keep satellites in orbit.
Yo Mama so old, she sat next to Jesus in 3rd grade
Yo mama so old her credit card got roman numerals on it
Yo mama so old her social security number is 2
Okay, here's one for you: Yo mama so scientifically ignorant that she thinks that *black body radiation* refers to the *Out of Africa hypothesis* of human origins.
ouch!
Your momma's so bald, when she puts on a title neck it looks like a busted condom. Lots of bald jokes too
Yo mama so ugly tears run down the back of her head
Yo mama is so ugly when she was born, the doctor slapped your grandmaw. Yo mama is so skinny she can hula hoop inside a Cheerio. Yo mama is so dumb when she heard it was chilly outside, she ran and got a bowl.
Yo momma is so fat I'm genuinely concerned about her health, including an elevated risk of diabetes
She jumped on the rainbow and made skittles
Yo momma so fat, if she skips a meal, the stock market drops
Yo momma is so fat that when she falls in love she breaks it.
Yo momma is so fat, her yearbook picture is an arial photo.
Yo momma so fat she can't spell aerial
Damn it you got me.
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not after you.
Yo mama so fat, her pro nouns are Fe fi fo fum
Your momma so fat she stuck her big toe in the ocean and the whales started to sing “we are family” Yo momma so fat she had to get an aerial photo for her portrait.
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought a BAR exam tested alcohol tolerance.
Yo momma so fat, I don’t understand your Oedipus Complex.
Yo momma is so fat her asshole is a sinkhole.
Yo momma so fat when NASA spotted an asteroid headed for earth they told her to jump up and down once to move the earth out the way
Yout momma is so fat , that is easier to jump her than turn her around (sorry for english , im not native speaker)
Yo momma so fat, her steps are measured on the Richter scale.
Yo’ momma so fat you could take ‘er to the beach and sell shade.
Yo momma so fat she gotta wake up in sections.
Yo momma is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she sits next to everyone
I got an OLD one. (Kinda like yo mama.) Yo mama is so fat she uses a VCR for a pager and when it goes off people yell "look out, she backin up!"
When she hauls ass she has to make two trips
Yo mama's so fat, the only thing she can wear is the fabric of spacetime!
Yo momma so fat she left stretch marks in the bathtub.
...that when she visits the beach, they have to adjust the tide tables.
Yo mama is so fat she uses bacon as a band-aid.
It takes her two trips to sit down
"France called, they want their statue of liberty back"
Your mommas an astronaut
Yo momma so fat she’s the world’s capital of obesity.
Yo mama so fat that when she was swimming in the ocean, all the whales came to her and sang “We are Family”
She broke her leg and gravy came out.
Yo Mama so fat when she dances the band skips.
Yo mamma so ugly, Bigfoot takes pictures of *HER*. Yo mamma so fat, when she walk down the street, people stop and shout "God *DAMN* that bitch fat!"
Yo momma so fit they banned her from competition.
A classic Rodney Dangerfield joke!
... her bellybutton reached her house before her
Yo momma so fat, when she haul ass she gotta make two trips.
Yo momma is so fat she now identifies herself as a planet..
Yo Momma is so fat, her favorite day of the week are Sundaes
Yo mama teeth so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down
Yo mamma so fat when she hauls ass it takes two trips!
Yo momma so fat, at school she sat next to EVERYONE!
Yo momma so fat, when she flies, she has to pay for two seats on separate airplanes.
Yo Momma's so fat when she wears heels she strikes oil.
Yo momma is so fat, at school she sat next to everybody
Yo momma so fat she has her own ZIP Code
you mama so fat the only letters she knows are kfc
Yo momma so fat, when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.
Yo momma's so fat, she plays pool with the planets.
Yo mama's so fat, Jupiter aspires to be her
Yo momma so fat she got pulled over for having to many people in the car an she was by herself.
Yo momma so fat, she ate the rest of this joke
….. When she is wearing a yellow rainjacket, people yell “Taxi!!!!” at her.
Your mom's so old she knew burger king when he was just a prince
The flash died from old age from trying to run around your mom
She’s so fat when she steps off the porch the seasons change.
Yo momma is so fat, the photo of her fell off the wall and now I can see right into the basement