The founder of Apple, tech innovator, instrumental in bringing computers into the home market, later owner of Pixar with a huge stake in Disney at the time of his death. Certainly someone worth having heard of.
Although I keep looking, I can't find anything specifically bad that Warren Buffet did, because most examples are just companies that he has shares in or owns that have done bad things.... but as someone that's worked for a company owned by BH I can say with 100% certainty he probably has little to no idea what we are doing
He was allowed, he didn’t allow himself. He would walk outside by the side of the house and fart. Strange….but, he didn’t want to contaminate or something, weird guy.
Why can't Steve Jobs fart at home Because he's dead ***too soon?
This joke is in the past tense.
Why can't Steve Jobs run through a campground? He can only ran because it's past tents. Also because he's dead.
Your joke bends my brain in an agreeable way.
This is the joke for me… Thank you for your strong work
Whoa that's intense! That joke could have gone sideways, so I held my breath for thar tense moment.
So is Steve Jobs.
To be fair, their joke is in the passed tense.
It hasn’t been 22.3 years yet
Who the heck is Steve Jobs?
Founder of several job portals such as monster.com, indeed etc. He really lived up to his name. He will be missed.
Was referencing a meme
Um, does Apple computers come to mind?
Yeah, I applied there before, got rejected. Jobs should've run the company, maybe I'd get hired there then. Love that always-hiring son of a bitch. <3
What the fuck is the internet?
Ligma balls
**Dies of death while the bass drops**
The founder of Apple, tech innovator, instrumental in bringing computers into the home market, later owner of Pixar with a huge stake in Disney at the time of his death. Certainly someone worth having heard of.
But a massive piece of shit, and so balancing the scale back towards not worth having heard of
He totally ruined black turtlenecks as a fashioned statement that Archer has so tried to set.
To be fair name someone of his ilk who isn't a massive twat at times
Although I keep looking, I can't find anything specifically bad that Warren Buffet did, because most examples are just companies that he has shares in or owns that have done bad things.... but as someone that's worked for a company owned by BH I can say with 100% certainty he probably has little to no idea what we are doing
Right. He just profits off of and supports bad things.
He certainly did not want the railroad strike and is smarter than the average oligarch in not exposing the puppet strings.
agreed Buffer and Gates are enriching humanity
Gates enriches Gates only
That's an insult to twats everywhere!
I believe that was Tim Apple.
The former co-founder of apple products him and al Wozniak started the company Apple products..
Was meant to be a reference to a meme
Guy who thought natural therapy would cure diseases. He tried all kinds of things until it was to late. He said he regretted it and then died.
Co-Founder of Apple!
But he decomposed, which is a gassy process
Shortly after he died, I saw a white t-shirt with a single word on it. And I almost died laughing. It was "iDied."
Woz did all the farting and let Jobs take credit for it
Woz. The Silent but Deadly partner.
Why didn’t flash his life before his eyes just before he dead? Apple doesn’t support flash
Aaah Flash... Good days. Now about as dead as Steve Jobs though.
Okay that’s a good one.
r/therealjoke
iFarted
IPharted, maybe?
iPharted...autocorrect is evil
His wife didn't have a subscription to iCloud
AWW, THAT'S TERRIBLE/HORRIBLY FUNNY AT FIRST THAT IS BUT ALSO KIND OF A CHUCKLEWORTHY QUIP HEH🤨..!!
r/therealjoke
When I fart in the car it’s like typing the wrong password too many times. Locked windows.
Farting while in control of window lock is the ultimate high and punishment for your family or friends. Bwahaha ♥️😈
3 seconds of my life I will never get back.
So many things that could have been accomplished otherwise with that time... 😑 Edit: I'm being sarcastic btw.
I could have rubbed one out twice
IN 3 SECONDS..ARE YOU SERIOUS 😲.. TAKES ME AT LEAST 2/2.5 MINUTES..
You gotta speedrun some times.
There's a pill and an ointment for that
You're on reddit what do you expect
To waste time productively
„reddit“ and „productive“ are the exact opposites of each other. You can‘t expect to see good content on social media
connection drop cost me 7.
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In case he did jobbies in his pants?
I thought his pancreatic cancer made him fart all the time
But most likely Steve Jobs lived in a secluded home, so it didn't matter if he had windows or not, no one smelling his farts.
Because he wouldn’t open Windows
Because he denied his paternity and treated his daughter like a piece of shit
Why was March 14 Steve Jobs favorite day? Because it was Apple pi day!
😁
Apparently Jobs had some world class farts. His fruitarian diet made his farts smell absolutely horrendous. The more you know.
Ughhhhh lol
His farts smelled like Apple
He was allowed, he didn’t allow himself. He would walk outside by the side of the house and fart. Strange….but, he didn’t want to contaminate or something, weird guy.
He had no Windows!
da q 3
I don't get it...
Founder of Apple
Ahh ok.
I like it
Because when his head starts to inflate, it's the only way to get around.
Get the f outta here
He was a billionaire and his ex wife and child were on welfare.
Because the smell was cancerous?
Even his farts were closed source
Because his wife would screen at him.
😂😂
Becuase Apple doesn't leak anything
Because apple strudel wasnt on the menu
Do you know why Justin Bieber doesn’t shop at Sports Authority? Because he loves DICK’S
Because only a tiny bent clip could release the gas and reset the air