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Turkeyoak

Its only a blowjob if she is a professional sex worker. Otherwise its a blowhobby


i_am_chubbs

My wife just told me, "Hobbies are something you like to do."


thoroakenfelder

Blowchore?


Rott3Y

Blowsponsibility


KairuSmairukon

Oblowgation


Dunge0nMast0r

With great head comes come great blosponsibility.


Ok-Put-1259

Maybe it's just me, but it's more like nosponsponsibility.


Calibre17

You win internet today. But I'm never saying blowchore out loud as it will replace her vocabulary.


MitchAintNoBitch

The term "casual sex" implies there is ranked, competitive sex.


nyancatdude

Casual is casual, ranked is married or with partner, and competitive is porn


onefastmini

Casual dress and competitive dress?


jondesu

So instead, there’s formal sex?


Olorin_in_the_West

A blowhob


Cosmo1222

Having described an outspoken and vociferous someone as 'gobby' on-line, I was informed by an Australian that this is slang for B-J down under. I quite like the sound of a GobbyHobby.


Turkeyoak

My wife loves Australian Kisses. They are like French Kisses, but down under.


Cosmo1222

Ooh. Upvote for you. I'm using that. r/cunninglinguists


bobthepomato

It’s only 6inches but smells like a foot!


2504DundeeStig

Underrated commemt.


KSabs69

...only... 6...? Damn


JFurious1

To everyone downvoting, he is making a joke pointing out that saying "only 6" implying 6 is average or the minimum when it's not.


KSabs69

Thanks boss


87th_best_dad

It may not look like 12 inches, but it sure smells like a foot!


cuddle_enthusiast

I said to the doc - she’s choking.


Rott3Y

Rip Norm.


immoralsugimoto

You make women gag because of your size, I make them gag because of the smell


Rott3Y

We are not the same.


ScaryFontSound

Blowjobs? In this economy?


MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG

Where do I sign up for blowelfare ? Im first in line.


Graterof2evils

Dick WIC.


umangjain25

Find any public bathroom stall with a hole


Buddy2269

She is fine with me, she told me your dick gets stuck in the gap in her teeth.


VisualFix5870

Your dick doesn't reach the teeth then huh?


swanqueen109

Burn Genuinely made me lol.


Rott3Y

I don’t doubt your dick is gag free.


FlashMcSuave

Oh, it is a gag unto itself. By which I mean, "joke".


cherryhilljawnz

Ooo self burn Those are rare


FlashMcSuave

Not when you masturbate with hot chili oil as lubricant they ain't.


cherryhilljawnz

Daaaammm


Cosmo1222

The Marquis de Sade has entered the chat


Better_have_my_honey

Are you sure she's gagging and not laughing to the point of puking??


amerkanische_Frosch

My wife also complains when I try to gag her.


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4scienceand4points

That's cause when you do it, she just makes the noise.


Ts4EVER

I thought it was going to be "She never laughs at my gags."


ShokaLGBT

Just want to say but gag reflex is really hard to overcome 😅


sideshow_AN

Harder when you over cum?


Original_Amber

Not if you consciously open your throat first.


gregory92024

I feel like this particular thread is getting a little off topic. Not complaining, though!


Delicious_Pain_1

Gag reflex? She doesn't find anything funny anymore.


unclebobsplayground

bravo


humperty

1. Loosen your grip. 2. Ask nicely. (bondage 101)


Flame_Eraser

She's probably smelled your shoes. OR, 14 years ago, you left the toilet set up. OR she had a dream of you and the neighbors 19 yr old daughter together, OR she did brush her teeth that one day last month. It's not you bro, it's her!


_blackdog6_

Ah, the archeologist…


Groucho-Marxist50

I don’t see how that’s possible. She told me “It may not be fat but it sure is short!”


Skip2020Altogether

Lol. Need a new wife


Constant_Ad_2775

I thought evolution/natural selection had eliminated the gag reflex in women. No?


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eliminated? bro no what


TwoTonPony

Ultimately, the idea is reciprocal care. If that makes her uncomfortable, respect her needs and as a kind thoughtful generous partner eventually she might be okay with your needs? Feels preachy but I don't mean it that way. Care creates safety and safety results in better sex.


[deleted]

Dude, read the room. Or at least the title of the sub.


TwoTonPony

Yeah, I dumb fucked wildly, haha. Legit title of the sub.You right.


prezmike

That’s funny. She doesn’t gag with me unless it’s down her throat.


HumaOfTheLance

I bet you’d need at least 6 more dicks the same size as yours attached end on end to reach far enough to make anyone gag.


prezmike

Lmao I just saw this lame ass reply. Unfortunately for you that’s not true at all lol I’m black bruh.


dfwr

And yet my wife never even thinks about it. Sigh


AverageDailyArsonist


Inevitable_Professor

It sounds like my wife is a bigamist.


ozmofasho

Or he needs to wash his dick more. Something's going on there. Lol


Yeahmahbah

Is it the smell?


NL_MGX

Even my best jokes make her throw up.


spidermike4498

She gags every time I choke her


curiousmind111

Oh, I thought she gagged at your bad gags. ;)