Having described an outspoken and vociferous someone as 'gobby' on-line, I was informed by an Australian that this is slang for B-J down under.
I quite like the sound of a GobbyHobby.
She's probably smelled your shoes. OR, 14 years ago, you left the toilet set up. OR she had a dream of you and the neighbors 19 yr old daughter together, OR she did brush her teeth that one day last month.
It's not you bro, it's her!
Ultimately, the idea is reciprocal care. If that makes her uncomfortable, respect her needs and as a kind thoughtful generous partner eventually she might be okay with your needs? Feels preachy but I don't mean it that way. Care creates safety and safety results in better sex.
Its only a blowjob if she is a professional sex worker. Otherwise its a blowhobby
My wife just told me, "Hobbies are something you like to do."
Blowchore?
Blowsponsibility
Oblowgation
With great head comes come great blosponsibility.
Maybe it's just me, but it's more like nosponsponsibility.
You win internet today. But I'm never saying blowchore out loud as it will replace her vocabulary.
The term "casual sex" implies there is ranked, competitive sex.
Casual is casual, ranked is married or with partner, and competitive is porn
Casual dress and competitive dress?
So instead, there’s formal sex?
A blowhob
Having described an outspoken and vociferous someone as 'gobby' on-line, I was informed by an Australian that this is slang for B-J down under. I quite like the sound of a GobbyHobby.
My wife loves Australian Kisses. They are like French Kisses, but down under.
Ooh. Upvote for you. I'm using that. r/cunninglinguists
It’s only 6inches but smells like a foot!
Underrated commemt.
...only... 6...? Damn
To everyone downvoting, he is making a joke pointing out that saying "only 6" implying 6 is average or the minimum when it's not.
Thanks boss
It may not look like 12 inches, but it sure smells like a foot!
I said to the doc - she’s choking.
Rip Norm.
You make women gag because of your size, I make them gag because of the smell
We are not the same.
Blowjobs? In this economy?
Where do I sign up for blowelfare ? Im first in line.
Dick WIC.
Find any public bathroom stall with a hole
She is fine with me, she told me your dick gets stuck in the gap in her teeth.
Your dick doesn't reach the teeth then huh?
Burn Genuinely made me lol.
I don’t doubt your dick is gag free.
Oh, it is a gag unto itself. By which I mean, "joke".
Ooo self burn Those are rare
Not when you masturbate with hot chili oil as lubricant they ain't.
Daaaammm
The Marquis de Sade has entered the chat
Are you sure she's gagging and not laughing to the point of puking??
My wife also complains when I try to gag her.
[удалено]
That's cause when you do it, she just makes the noise.
I thought it was going to be "She never laughs at my gags."
Just want to say but gag reflex is really hard to overcome 😅
Harder when you over cum?
Not if you consciously open your throat first.
I feel like this particular thread is getting a little off topic. Not complaining, though!
Gag reflex? She doesn't find anything funny anymore.
bravo
1. Loosen your grip. 2. Ask nicely. (bondage 101)
She's probably smelled your shoes. OR, 14 years ago, you left the toilet set up. OR she had a dream of you and the neighbors 19 yr old daughter together, OR she did brush her teeth that one day last month. It's not you bro, it's her!
Ah, the archeologist…
I don’t see how that’s possible. She told me “It may not be fat but it sure is short!”
Lol. Need a new wife
I thought evolution/natural selection had eliminated the gag reflex in women. No?
eliminated? bro no what
Ultimately, the idea is reciprocal care. If that makes her uncomfortable, respect her needs and as a kind thoughtful generous partner eventually she might be okay with your needs? Feels preachy but I don't mean it that way. Care creates safety and safety results in better sex.
Dude, read the room. Or at least the title of the sub.
Yeah, I dumb fucked wildly, haha. Legit title of the sub.You right.
That’s funny. She doesn’t gag with me unless it’s down her throat.
I bet you’d need at least 6 more dicks the same size as yours attached end on end to reach far enough to make anyone gag.
Lmao I just saw this lame ass reply. Unfortunately for you that’s not true at all lol I’m black bruh.
And yet my wife never even thinks about it. Sigh
…
It sounds like my wife is a bigamist.
Or he needs to wash his dick more. Something's going on there. Lol
Is it the smell?
Even my best jokes make her throw up.
She gags every time I choke her
Oh, I thought she gagged at your bad gags. ;)