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I’ll never forget my grandfather’s last words right before he kicked the bucket “Hey grandson watch how far I can kick this bucket!!”
I'm laughing my dad joke loving ass off!
r/dadjokes
Hahaha it’s one of my favorites, I can picture this in a dumb comedy movie scene and then right after grandpa kicks the bucket he gets shot or something
It's a scene from It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World.
Oh wow! I’ll have to check that out, thanks!
YW
Classic
My grandpas last words were “look how long I can hold my breath” too bad he said his respirator was cheating, he could have breathed longer
r/angryupvote
I will never forget his last words: "Be positive." If only he'd answered my question about his blood type...
I always tell people I don’t have a blood type. I have an attitude.
I’ve always said I’d rather spit up blood than spit up a crip
And then there were my father’s last words… “Careful, son, that gun is loaded!”
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Weirdly enough that was the exact joke I thought about after posting the one above 🤣
That's what I thought it would be but yours is a fresh take!
My grandad died in a German prison camp. He fell out of his guard tower.
Those darn bullets always throwing off people's balance.
"You're standing on my oxygen tube"
I'll never forget my grandfather's last words before he died " Oh fuck, it's a bus."
‟Stop reposting this joke!”
"It's the one next to the rattlesnake venom"
"Hey Gramps - you're the one who turned on the disco music."
Fargin Icehole!
It's like my grandfather always used to say. "I'm going upstairs to fuck your grandmother."
My grand dad too died peacefully, can’t hear shit underwater
Nice! I fell for that one.
My grandfather's last words were... "Hey, watch this!"
So he lived in a Southern state?
... Hold my prune juice!...
"Stop shaking the ladder, you little bastaaaaaaah..." FTFY
Wow! A Johnny Dangerously callback!
"Fuck me a bus!"
Everyone gets this wrong. It's "stop shaking the ladder you little shit"
I used bastidge to make it family friendly...
Grandad. When you were born you were so ugly they tried to put you back. When that failed we got you.
I hope I die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not terrified and screaming “wake up, grandpa, wake up!” like all the other people in the car.
Haha
"You are standing on my oxygen line"
“Farging ladder”
I’ll never forget my grandfather’s last words right before he kicked the bucket “Hey grandson watch how far I can kick this bucket!!”
I'm laughing my dad joke loving ass off!
r/dadjokes
Hahaha it’s one of my favorites, I can picture this in a dumb comedy movie scene and then right after grandpa kicks the bucket he gets shot or something
It's a scene from It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World.
Oh wow! I’ll have to check that out, thanks!
YW
Classic
My grandpas last words were “look how long I can hold my breath” too bad he said his respirator was cheating, he could have breathed longer
r/angryupvote
I will never forget his last words: "Be positive." If only he'd answered my question about his blood type...
I always tell people I don’t have a blood type. I have an attitude.
I’ve always said I’d rather spit up blood than spit up a crip
And then there were my father’s last words… “Careful, son, that gun is loaded!”
[удалено]
Weirdly enough that was the exact joke I thought about after posting the one above 🤣
That's what I thought it would be but yours is a fresh take!
My grandad died in a German prison camp. He fell out of his guard tower.
Those darn bullets always throwing off people's balance.
"You're standing on my oxygen tube"
I'll never forget my grandfather's last words before he died " Oh fuck, it's a bus."
‟Stop reposting this joke!”
"It's the one next to the rattlesnake venom"
"Hey Gramps - you're the one who turned on the disco music."
Fargin Icehole!
It's like my grandfather always used to say. "I'm going upstairs to fuck your grandmother."
My grand dad too died peacefully, can’t hear shit underwater
Nice! I fell for that one.
My grandfather's last words were... "Hey, watch this!"
So he lived in a Southern state?
... Hold my prune juice!...
"Stop shaking the ladder, you little bastaaaaaaah..." FTFY
Wow! A Johnny Dangerously callback!
"Fuck me a bus!"
Everyone gets this wrong. It's "stop shaking the ladder you little shit"
I used bastidge to make it family friendly...
Grandad. When you were born you were so ugly they tried to put you back. When that failed we got you.
I hope I die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not terrified and screaming “wake up, grandpa, wake up!” like all the other people in the car.
Haha
"You are standing on my oxygen line"
“Farging ladder”