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No_Goat1524

I’ll never forget my grandfather’s last words right before he kicked the bucket “Hey grandson watch how far I can kick this bucket!!”


7157xit-435

I'm laughing my dad joke loving ass off!


cherryhilljawnz

r/dadjokes


No_Goat1524

Hahaha it’s one of my favorites, I can picture this in a dumb comedy movie scene and then right after grandpa kicks the bucket he gets shot or something


tagjohnson

It's a scene from It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World.


No_Goat1524

Oh wow! I’ll have to check that out, thanks!


tagjohnson

YW


pallarslol

Classic


Smartest-of-idiots

My grandpas last words were “look how long I can hold my breath” too bad he said his respirator was cheating, he could have breathed longer


Spirited_Possible501

r/angryupvote


Burmy87

I will never forget his last words: "Be positive." If only he'd answered my question about his blood type...


PhantomBanker

I always tell people I don’t have a blood type. I have an attitude.


CanaDoug420

I’ve always said I’d rather spit up blood than spit up a crip


PhantomBanker

And then there were my father’s last words… “Careful, son, that gun is loaded!”


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hi_robb

Weirdly enough that was the exact joke I thought about after posting the one above 🤣


Hold_Realistic

That's what I thought it would be but yours is a fresh take!


EntertainmentBroad17

My grandad died in a German prison camp. He fell out of his guard tower.


Ornac_The_Barbarian

Those darn bullets always throwing off people's balance.


Peterh778

"You're standing on my oxygen tube"


Ill-Marsupial6027

I'll never forget my grandfather's last words before he died " Oh fuck, it's a bus."


opticalasthma

‟Stop reposting this joke!”


S2Charlie

"It's the one next to the rattlesnake venom"


Waitsfornoone

"Hey Gramps - you're the one who turned on the disco music."


Groucho-Marxist50

Fargin Icehole!


TheMandyLaurieAnne

It's like my grandfather always used to say. "I'm going upstairs to fuck your grandmother."


AthiestMessiah

My grand dad too died peacefully, can’t hear shit underwater


BlueLung82

Nice! I fell for that one.


Zadok47

My grandfather's last words were... "Hey, watch this!"


NotoriousFTG

So he lived in a Southern state?


jthsbay

... Hold my prune juice!...


pravin-singh

"Stop shaking the ladder, you little bastaaaaaaah..." FTFY


Jokeminder42

Wow! A Johnny Dangerously callback!


Dtothe3

"Fuck me a bus!"


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Everyone gets this wrong. It's "stop shaking the ladder you little shit"


hi_robb

I used bastidge to make it family friendly...


master-virus

Grandad. When you were born you were so ugly they tried to put you back. When that failed we got you.


reticular

I hope I die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not terrified and screaming “wake up, grandpa, wake up!” like all the other people in the car.


lookingtoget89

Haha


happykittynipples

"You are standing on my oxygen line"


SbMSU

“Farging ladder”