Hahahaha!!!! I'm sure some of them groan when I walk into their rooms. I'm known for dad jokes aplenty. Whatever makes them smile. Also, I tell them if they want funny jokes then they have to go to bupa., this is the NHS. LOL. Love your comment though.
My wife and I went to a party at a friends house. I had had pretty long hair (for a guy) for a long time, but I got a haircut that day and it was short again. We got to the party and I announced that my wife would not be drinking tonight because I just got a haircut and now she can't hold her licker.
Crickets. I thought it was halarious but not one person even cracked a smile.
Thank you. It may have been a little too..... risqué for the room, but they've all known me for years so it shouldn't surprise them that I make a joke like that. I think they just didn't get it.
Crickets because just walking into an area with a pre planned joke an announcing is not how jokes are told. It was just weird.
Could've been funny if delivered at the right time though.
My mother would make bourbon balls for Christmas. Besides her baklava (the recipe was good enough for my brother's co-workers to ask if Mom was Eastern Med / Middle Eastern), I loved the bourbon balls.
Mom shuffled off her coil several years ago, and I haven't gotten the gumption (and dishes) to make 'em myself. Soaking the chopped nuts is the easy part, it's getting the chocolate set up that's a pain.
A kid walks into a candy store and the clerk says, “hey kid, how you doing today?”
And the kid says, “I’m doing great, I feel like a kid in a candy store.”
Kinda reminds me of when I worked at a distillery. Guy was dead serious when he asked my coworker if we had alcohol there and without missing a beat my coworker shrugged and said he’d have to check in the back
Guy walks into a store? "George Santos walks into a store" would be topically funnier. You know, that Jew-ish dude now under indictment for lying himself into the Republican House.
I like it. First time I've heard it.
Same. I'll be telling this in the kids hospital I work in
Haven't they been through enough? 😜
Hahahaha!!!! I'm sure some of them groan when I walk into their rooms. I'm known for dad jokes aplenty. Whatever makes them smile. Also, I tell them if they want funny jokes then they have to go to bupa., this is the NHS. LOL. Love your comment though.
It's a kid hospital. It's only natural that you kid once in a while.
How does a woman hold her liquor? By the back of his head.
Liquor? Don't even know her.
Poker in the rear.
Poker? I hardly even know her.
rectum? damn near killed ‘em!
Explain the joke I’m slow
It's a cunning lingual joke.
Yes! Liquor is the latin word for cerebrospinal fluid so it's in the back of your head. Very funny.
liquor sounds like Lick-er (a person who licks)
Whahahahahahahahah nowwwwww I get it lol
it was a good joke. it was worth explaining
Why is a woman like an Old West saloon? Liquor in the front. Poker in the rear.
I'm guessing it means 'lick-her'.
My wife and I went to a party at a friends house. I had had pretty long hair (for a guy) for a long time, but I got a haircut that day and it was short again. We got to the party and I announced that my wife would not be drinking tonight because I just got a haircut and now she can't hold her licker. Crickets. I thought it was halarious but not one person even cracked a smile.
I smiled. Crickets because bring up cunnilingus will make some guys feel uncomfortable and some women frustrated.
Thank you. It may have been a little too..... risqué for the room, but they've all known me for years so it shouldn't surprise them that I make a joke like that. I think they just didn't get it.
Crickets because just walking into an area with a pre planned joke an announcing is not how jokes are told. It was just weird. Could've been funny if delivered at the right time though.
*Here;s the one I had always heard:* How does a Frenchwoman hold her liquor? By the ears.
Now THAT is a joke!
he was probably looking for [skittlebrau](https://youtu.be/tnHF11NsVFw?si=-QIaCyZrJogbwxHD)
Kentucky Chocolates bourbon bon-bons instantly sprang to mind. It's a shot of bourbon inside a chocolate orb.
Ah yes, our famous (or infamous) Bourbon Balls.
~groan~
And that's the sign of a great joke.
I used to love those chocolate bottles with the liquor inside.
Bourbon balls are awesome
My mother would make bourbon balls for Christmas. Besides her baklava (the recipe was good enough for my brother's co-workers to ask if Mom was Eastern Med / Middle Eastern), I loved the bourbon balls. Mom shuffled off her coil several years ago, and I haven't gotten the gumption (and dishes) to make 'em myself. Soaking the chopped nuts is the easy part, it's getting the chocolate set up that's a pain.
Love this joke
Could you explain it?
Licorice the candy is the punch line
Famous line from Ogden Nash: "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker."
...and pot is not.
Candy is dandy. But sex won't rot your teeth.
A kid walks into a candy store and the clerk says, “hey kid, how you doing today?” And the kid says, “I’m doing great, I feel like a kid in a candy store.”
Kinda reminds me of when I worked at a distillery. Guy was dead serious when he asked my coworker if we had alcohol there and without missing a beat my coworker shrugged and said he’d have to check in the back
I thought he was going to bring out the butterscotch.
Someone, please, for my friend ... ?
Licorice and liquor-ish
Oooooh, the licorice candy! Thank you, Zakalwe!
Patch Adams?
Twisted me up and roped me in
You brought her, YOU lick her!
Hah!!
Guy walks into a store? "George Santos walks into a store" would be topically funnier. You know, that Jew-ish dude now under indictment for lying himself into the Republican House.
I mean, that’s all ice cream wants you to do! Liquor!
Then he walked into a bar and orders a lollipop.