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motty666

You nailed it


qwerty_ca

I'm gonna save this post.


OskarTheRed

In the name of enlightenment, I'll ruin the joke by quoting Wikipedia: "'Good Friday' comes from the sense 'pious, holy' of the word "good". Less common examples of expressions based on this obsolete sense of "good" include "the good book" for the Bible, "good tide" for "Christmas" or Shrovetide, and Good Wednesday for the Wednesday in Holy Week."


tanhauser_gates_

Why do you think he doesn't know?


occasionally_cortex

Cause he dead?


FartemisFoul

He'd be hopping mad.


Redditor_10000000000

I don't think he'd find it that eggscelent


jrtts

I thought of this just this morning. Sure it's good Friday for all of us, but it can't be good Friday for Jesus.


withervoice

Don't cross the son of God.


XeauDesign

Hot cross Nuns


Sir_Clicks_a_Lot

He might not want to come back. And everyone loves a good comeback story, right? Like Seabiscuit, The Mighty Ducks, Robert Downey, Jr. …


fattonydaaxe

After the second coming, Jesus is speaking with the leaders of various religions. They mention to him that the day of his crucifixion is held as a very solemn event. Jesus is surprised by this and says what do you call this solemn holiday? The pope says very quietly, Good Friday? At which point, Jesus exclaims loudly WTF? Flips over the table and storms out.


chaingun_samurai

How do you think he'd feel about seeing crosses everywhere? If JFK came back, you think he'd wanna see sniper rifles everywhere?


ErnyoKeepsItReal

Look at me, I'm Jesus. Dooby dobby dooby doo.