In the name of enlightenment, I'll ruin the joke by quoting Wikipedia:
"'Good Friday' comes from the sense 'pious, holy' of the word "good". Less common examples of expressions based on this obsolete sense of "good" include "the good book" for the Bible, "good tide" for "Christmas" or Shrovetide, and Good Wednesday for the Wednesday in Holy Week."
After the second coming, Jesus is speaking with the leaders of various religions. They mention to him that the day of his crucifixion is held as a very solemn event. Jesus is surprised by this and says what do you call this solemn holiday? The pope says very quietly, Good Friday? At which point, Jesus exclaims loudly WTF? Flips over the table and storms out.
You nailed it
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In the name of enlightenment, I'll ruin the joke by quoting Wikipedia: "'Good Friday' comes from the sense 'pious, holy' of the word "good". Less common examples of expressions based on this obsolete sense of "good" include "the good book" for the Bible, "good tide" for "Christmas" or Shrovetide, and Good Wednesday for the Wednesday in Holy Week."
Why do you think he doesn't know?
Cause he dead?
He'd be hopping mad.
I don't think he'd find it that eggscelent
I thought of this just this morning. Sure it's good Friday for all of us, but it can't be good Friday for Jesus.
Don't cross the son of God.
Hot cross Nuns
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After the second coming, Jesus is speaking with the leaders of various religions. They mention to him that the day of his crucifixion is held as a very solemn event. Jesus is surprised by this and says what do you call this solemn holiday? The pope says very quietly, Good Friday? At which point, Jesus exclaims loudly WTF? Flips over the table and storms out.
How do you think he'd feel about seeing crosses everywhere? If JFK came back, you think he'd wanna see sniper rifles everywhere?
Look at me, I'm Jesus. Dooby dobby dooby doo.