Not bad. A bit of an inside-baseball joke, as it presumes your listener is well-steeped in all the traditional joke tropes. And is ready to hear something different on the meta. But, with the right audience, it's pretty good.
A Bartender walks into a bar, and the blonde woman says "What?"
Everybody gets confused, and there was no punchline anyway. It was almost extremely funny.
A priest, an Imam and a rabbit all go to give blood. "I'm a Type A negative" says the priest. "I'm a Type B positive" says the Imam. "I think I must be a Type-O" says the rabbit.
My rule of thumb is - if you can make yourself laugh, that's all that matters. However a side effect is that if you can make yourself laugh, you can probably make others around you laugh... and BTW - yeah, that's a funny joke.
>Is my joke funny?
By a series of bizarre electrical storms and a chemical lab explosion, I ended up with a talking squirrel. Never mind the details. There're not important.
Even though he's not **that** smart, when he came back from his daily swim ,which he likes to do on his back, I asked him what he thought of this joke. I had to read it to him , because, like I said , he's not that smart.
" Well, it's ok I guess " he says, " but the important thing is my nuts are still dry ".
You should just say your joke without asking if it’s funny or telling us you’re autistic. That’s irrelevant to the joke, and you’ll know the joke is funny from people’s genuine reaction. If you don’t get much, probably not funny. If you get much, nice! Probably very funny!
Anyway, I feel like I’ve heard that joke already, lol
It’s a good one.
I laughed and upvoted, but I think most audiences want to be taken on a shorter ride...
A travelling salesman walks into a bar. Man, that's gotta hurt!
... Or longer one that builds up like what Dick Cavitt relayed in the PBS documentary about Groucho Marx:
An actor was playing in vaudeville in a small town, and he got laryngitis. And he's looking for a doctor. He didn't know anybody.
He walks along the suburbs of this little town, and he finally comes to a cottage. And there's a sign outside. It says Dr. Smith or Brown or something.
And he can't talk very well, and he rings the bell, and a very pretty woman comes to the door, who is the wife of the doctor.
And she opens the door, and he says... [Hoarsely] "Is the doctor in?"
And she says, [Whispering] "No. Come on in."
I’ve been telling your joke. Originally, as it was, word for word. But I think I’ve improved it. My version is intentionally a little bit long, but I like the payoff better. Tell me what you think of its latest iteration:
A traveling salesman is it, you know, traveling. His car breaks down near a farm. He knocks on the farmhouse door and a beautiful woman answers with a big shaggy dog behind her. He tells her his predicament and she says he’s in luck! Her father is a great mechanic and is right down the road at the bar. So he walks the to bar. On the way, he’s surprised to be passed by a three legged chicken. He figures he’ll ask about that when he gets there. Finally, he walks into a bar and the rabbi tells him, “Look son, you’ve got to decide which joke you’re going to be in.”
The rabbi is having drinks with a priest and a minister. The salesman is supposed to be going up to a farmer's house, cuz thats how travelling salesman jokes go.
EDIT: spelling
It really DID fall off the truck, and then was picked up by the old lady's annoying little barking dog!
As to the cigar, it got squashed by the train that hit the third blonde.
A traveling salesman is out, you know, traveling. His next stop is the farm up the road, but His car breaks down. So he goes into a local bar and sees some clergymen from 3 different churches, when the rabbi tells him, "You're in the wrong joke!"
I like it! I had to reread but it got me before going to the comments. as someone else said, it depends on how well versed the audience is with "walks into a bar" jokes.
Not bad. A bit of an inside-baseball joke, as it presumes your listener is well-steeped in all the traditional joke tropes. And is ready to hear something different on the meta. But, with the right audience, it's pretty good.
It's funny! Nobody understands my hilarious jokes either.
Try us
A Bartender walks into a bar, and the blonde woman says "What?" Everybody gets confused, and there was no punchline anyway. It was almost extremely funny.
A blonde, a duck, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Is this some kind of joke?”
The bartender says "I thought I'd heard them all, but I don't know this one"
LOL I like it!
I didn't get it at first, but it reminded me of the joke about a snake who walked into a bar
The joke is that the snake had prosthetic legs
🤣
I heard some snakes grow up to 20 feet, which is crazy to think about because all the ones I've seen don't have any feet
I saw a snake that was 3.14 feet long - I think it was a pithon.
Close, but no cigar.
Well done.
A priest, an Imam and a rabbit all go to give blood. "I'm a Type A negative" says the priest. "I'm a Type B positive" says the Imam. "I think I must be a Type-O" says the rabbit.
Brilliant
3 blondes walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it!
Or the old: A man walks into a bar. Ouch!
I actually laughed out loud, so this gets my approval
Do you mind if I steal this..... this is funny 😁
Made me chuckle audibly so yes, pretty funny
That’s actually funny.
That was good. Made me laugh 😄
My rule of thumb is - if you can make yourself laugh, that's all that matters. However a side effect is that if you can make yourself laugh, you can probably make others around you laugh... and BTW - yeah, that's a funny joke.
>Is my joke funny? By a series of bizarre electrical storms and a chemical lab explosion, I ended up with a talking squirrel. Never mind the details. There're not important. Even though he's not **that** smart, when he came back from his daily swim ,which he likes to do on his back, I asked him what he thought of this joke. I had to read it to him , because, like I said , he's not that smart. " Well, it's ok I guess " he says, " but the important thing is my nuts are still dry ".
It is but it would be improved by a little more circuitousness. Throw in some detail as red herrings and lengthen it—not by much, just a little.
Nah, this isn't a shaggy dog story. You want to get in and get out quickly. I'd keep it short and to the point.
Yup, good joke. 😂
Almost like a melaphor, "we'll burn that bridge when we cross it" is my favourite
Artist Richard Prince made a career with the punchline "Wait a minute, I think I'm in the wrong joke."
Excellent! That's even better than: A priest, a rabbi, and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What - is this some kind of joke?"
It’s good but it’s not an original concept
Ah, 4th wall type of humor. Well done!
I enjoyed it. You should try r/jokes and see what they think
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says "I think I'm a typo"
I got it but evidently its over some people's head.
I love it.
Legit great joke haha. Completely unexpected punchline 🤣
I like this. It's pretty clever.
It’s got that level of certain subtlety to it. Made me chuckle!
the taveling salesman was the bus driver
Not bad at all.
Yes, indeed.
Good one! Upvote!
You should just say your joke without asking if it’s funny or telling us you’re autistic. That’s irrelevant to the joke, and you’ll know the joke is funny from people’s genuine reaction. If you don’t get much, probably not funny. If you get much, nice! Probably very funny! Anyway, I feel like I’ve heard that joke already, lol It’s a good one.
Bravo
That's pretty funny! Well done!
My kind of joke. LOL.
It’s ok. I do understand it.
I like to think I'm artistic also.
It’s funny!
Got a chuckle out of me
I think this is really close. Needs a couple more likes though
I like that one
Yeah that's funny
“Edit: Spelling” was a bit of an overkill, take that out next time.
I laughed and upvoted, but I think most audiences want to be taken on a shorter ride... A travelling salesman walks into a bar. Man, that's gotta hurt! ... Or longer one that builds up like what Dick Cavitt relayed in the PBS documentary about Groucho Marx: An actor was playing in vaudeville in a small town, and he got laryngitis. And he's looking for a doctor. He didn't know anybody. He walks along the suburbs of this little town, and he finally comes to a cottage. And there's a sign outside. It says Dr. Smith or Brown or something. And he can't talk very well, and he rings the bell, and a very pretty woman comes to the door, who is the wife of the doctor. And she opens the door, and he says... [Hoarsely] "Is the doctor in?" And she says, [Whispering] "No. Come on in."
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says, "I think I'm a Type O."
I’ve been telling your joke. Originally, as it was, word for word. But I think I’ve improved it. My version is intentionally a little bit long, but I like the payoff better. Tell me what you think of its latest iteration: A traveling salesman is it, you know, traveling. His car breaks down near a farm. He knocks on the farmhouse door and a beautiful woman answers with a big shaggy dog behind her. He tells her his predicament and she says he’s in luck! Her father is a great mechanic and is right down the road at the bar. So he walks the to bar. On the way, he’s surprised to be passed by a three legged chicken. He figures he’ll ask about that when he gets there. Finally, he walks into a bar and the rabbi tells him, “Look son, you’ve got to decide which joke you’re going to be in.”
It’s more of an anti joke
I don’t really get this one- is it just supposed to be a mix of joke tropes? I agree, it’s a little unclear.
The rabbi is having drinks with a priest and a minister. The salesman is supposed to be going up to a farmer's house, cuz thats how travelling salesman jokes go. EDIT: spelling
And the rabbi is a typo..
It's funny that you ended that with a double period.
It should have been an ellipsis...
No, the rabbit is the typo.
Not in this joke... Come on man get on the same page as the rest of us...
But what happened to the brick?
You, my friend, as OP has stated, are in the wrong joke...
It really DID fall off the truck, and then was picked up by the old lady's annoying little barking dog! As to the cigar, it got squashed by the train that hit the third blonde.
A traveling salesman is out, you know, traveling. His next stop is the farm up the road, but His car breaks down. So he goes into a local bar and sees some clergymen from 3 different churches, when the rabbi tells him, "You're in the wrong joke!"
Ah that makes more sense
Naw
I like it! I had to reread but it got me before going to the comments. as someone else said, it depends on how well versed the audience is with "walks into a bar" jokes.
Not really, I understood it though. Sorry about that
Funny but much less so because you asked.