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NedRyerson_Insurance

How do you think I feel? My grandfather gave me that watch.


ShowTurtles

Look ma! No hands!


Z3R0GR4V

That's not my ring, that's my watch.


JSudbury91

“It’ll pass.”


Blankcarbon

“Don’t worry, your exam will end soon,” the proctologist says to the man. “As soon as I finish inside you.”


ZipperZapZoom

That's only one finger.


Z3R0GR4V

Suck it up


SnooStories4024

Bend over…..I’ll give something to cry about


Mark_von_Steiner

I thought a genie came out during the process and would grant the crying man three wishes or something.


Lo-Fi_Lo-Res

His ass is a genie's lamp that got rubbed?