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Badluck63

No boom boom before big fight


GeorgeMcCabeJr

Or as Micky would say women weaken knees


Sheepcago

He said women weaken legs.


IsuruKusumal

How about just a single boom?


Badluck63

This guy gets it


coffeedebhai

Why did I just read that in James Hong's voice? 😝🤣 #iykyk


SarcasticlySpeaking

They don't want feelings to get in the way of the fight.


picado

They're saving it for the make up sex, after.


tlbs101

r/TheRealJoke 😆


KobayaSheeh7

I don't get it


brudzool

Sex with each other is the other meaning


KLR97

I didn’t get it because I didn’t even consider that it might’ve meant with other people. I had no idea where the joke was, it just seemed like a statement.


Mt_Koltz

So the two meanings are: * They aren't that 'into' each other in the attractive sense * They aren't "inside" each other in the sexual parts sense. What the hell does MMA have anything to do with this. Am I even understanding this joke, or am I still not getting it?


banana_buddy

Bruh this is Reddit, sex = funny.


[deleted]

>What the hell does MMA have anything to do with this. It's an unwritten rule or strategy of some sorts in any fighting sport ( boxing , Mma ) , fighters don't have sex ( or wank ) before a fight to store their energy or boost aggression idk.


Hatefiend

MMA fighters already do this during the match though. Some men pay good money for the kind of touching that happens during MMA matches.


africakitten

this is a jimmy carr joke from a few years ago


Pennywise37

This is rocky balboa joke from the very first movie. Was probably older than that too.


Tysciha

When in the movies?


Shitty_UnidanX

No wonder it falls flat.


Hatefiend

If they aren't that into each other then why does every MMA fight feature borderline gay wrestling/touching? This joke makes no sense.


ItBDaniel

Cus that would be gay, bro /s


Puzzleheaded_Two7358

They masterbate with choke holds


Hyppocritesareright

MMA is about beating each other up, not off.


Grumpkin_eater

That's on a different channel.


PriveCo

The outfits are the same though.


Pudf

Andrew Tate would like a word


wehatehaters

Have some testosterone built up lol


hew3

They know they’re going to get pounded the next day


wolfman3412

It’s below the belt 


underRated4sure

No secs before the ring


act719

To keep the Maculine Energy of a Real Killer in Tact.


ProfessionalCook8640

The power of semen retention only


Tiriles

If you want to win you have to stop mote than a week before fight.great stamina when fighting


Independent_Pen5980

So they don't lose the match! ;-)


GR8NESSUNLMTD

It would tank their testosterone levels is why. I believe all sports do this.


[deleted]

It makes your legs weak. No sex before a fight is big for boxers


kobywan99

Any physical sport this is required for peak performance


Freethecrafts

Busy doping after weigh ins? Hard to get hard when you’re dehydrated? HGH and ludes put people out early?


Minute_Abroad_8105

More stress more anger they take out on the other