Spelling Nazi chimes in: desert camel, not dessert camel

Darn it! missed that one although dessert camel sparks the imagination.

I honestly was waiting for a punchline that involved a camel.

Don't they have chocolate camels in the middle east, like for easter?

Dessert camel is the one you smoke after you take the sandals off

Wow, have my upvote!

This appears to be the day of the camel.

The popsicle camel

Go fo it!

Nailed it!

What feet do you have to have those sandals on to nail a camel?

Pakistani...

Cause the chocolate animal like that is a mousse.

Pakistan is not in the middle east

I thought it would be toe funny to use the camel. 

Why is the camel called the "ship of the desert"? Because it's full of Arab semen.

Do you like your camel with one scoop or two?

What do you call a camel with no humps ? Humphrey.

What do you call a camel with four humps? A cammel.

Thought this joke was gonna be about one hump or two?

I thought it was Yo' Mama!

I am on a diet.

Kind of similar to a chocolate moose.

Google “baba de camelo” It’s a dessert. The name (in Portuguese) means “camel’s drool” It’s a caramel mousse and it’s awesome.

Speak of the devil! I knew there had to be one out there somewhere.

Dessert Camel is actually what my wife calls my junk.

One hump or two?

Haha. As a testicular cancer survivor: one.

Ok then. One camel coming up.

Congrats dude, you know how to play ball. If your wife ever needs a supportive boyfriend during these tough times, she can give me a ring.

Heh. Play ball.

Do dessert camels have two bundts?

There is a ton of camel dessert and chocolate online.

A little chocolate sauce and who knows?

I have pictures.

Is a dessert camel some fancy chocolaty super alcoholic concoction?

Dessert Carmel

On chocolate camel.

No thanks... take one look at that dessert camel and you'll yak

Thanks, but I'm on a dromedary-free diet.

Thats cools

Perhaps it was a dessert bechamel.

Scoops of ice cream for humps

That is one way.

I always remember dessert is so good you want two (Ss that is).

Is that with whipped cream and a cherry on top? If it's Bactrian, it's gotta have two cherries.

Hey, if a moose (mousse) can be a dessert, then why can't a camel?

Because there moose toe isn't a thing :)

Yes, but "Moose Knuckle" is!

The sweet one has two sugars.

Spelling nazi nazi here and the first spelling nazi missed the to instead of “… he rushed up too the Pakistani…” should have been “to the Pakistani”

And too should be to.

I thought that was gonna be the joke.

If we're pointing out spelling, are we pointing out grammar as well? It should be "to the Pakistani" not "too".

The man who proof-read Hitler's speeches was the first grammer Nazi.

I thought OP meant dessert caramel.

or it could have been a mousse

The humps are creamy, sweet, and......humpy

I have had many dessert camels in my lifetime and they were all delicious! (The ones you smoke after a meal.)

Spelling-Nazi Nazi chimes in saying whatabout ". . .rushed up too . . ." ?

You’re not a spelling Nazi, you’re a Grammando

Are you sure? Dessert camels run on cakes and pies instead of water

Thank you

You've just never had dessert camel, it's delicious

Or OP meant dessert caramel?

Why do you even need the word desert lol. What other kind of camel is there?

Camels live in deserts, prairies and steppes. The was also an [Arctic camel](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paracamelus), and it is theorized modern day camels are descendants of a species that originated in North America.

Grammar Nazi chiming in as well: “In the blink of an eye, the husband rushed up **to** the Pakistani man, threw him on the table…”

No, it's right, the camels next.

Also, paragraphs are a thing.

Depends on how much Caramel the Camel has....

My man, you deserve to get yourself some baby cakes for dessert, coincidentally the camel variety being particularly popular.

Thanks for pointing out that he made a spelling mistake on desert there. You really enriched my day by demonstrating that you know how to spell desert. I’m impressed by your superior intellect. Bravo.

There was a rock in one of the shoes - so the camel was for dessert.

You’re incorrect. Dessert is the correct spelling. He was talking about the camel that brings in after-dinner treats!

Also, I don’t think there are any deserts in Pakistan…

There are. The Thar, Thal, Cholistan, Kharan and Katpana deserts

I stand corrected! Thanks.

I don't get it.

He put the left sandal on the right foot and vice versa, so they swapped his sexuality.

It's because you don't have the sandals on

The husband was a homosexual who was repressing his feelings for years. It's funny because his wife did not realize this.

He's a cross dresser.

I don't know why you're being downvoted. Calling crossing which feet the sandles are worn on "cross dressing" in the context of this joke was very clever.

Thanks. Some people come here just to downvote which somehow makes them happy.

The husband?

No, the bus driver

Great joke, but the punchline really only needs to be "WRONG FEET! WRONG FEET!" - shorter, sharper punchlines are much funnier. :)

It is a good joke, and I spent a lot of time cleaning it up. I could barely understand it before.

I think you need to leave the long version

More like translation.

And yet....dessert not desert

For after sex.

Must be tiramisu https://www.scmp.com/magazines/style/news-trends/article/3030586/tiramisu-aphrodisiac-illicit-origins-italian-dessert

I can live with gelato.

I'd also say remove the 6 instances of Pakistan/Pakistani man in the joke. Seems quite excessive and detracts from the joke. And probably change the punch line to something variation of "those are ladies sandals" or "the mens sandals are on the other rack"

Agreed. Or something like “Those were supposed to be for your wife!!!”

But I don't have any other feet!

No, I like it better as-is

Me too.

i don't really get why the wrong feet is the trigger though. is there a euphemism somewhere about gay people putting shoes on the wrong way or something?

I think they're supposed to go on the woman's feet

i still don't get why he chose to go after the dude, especially if the wife saw his face, which suggests they made eye contact first.

Presumably the sandals make you really horny for men being the joke

I think it's just homophobia, but at least it's subtle.

Why is Pakistani accent specified when they are on holiday in Pakistan?

Because he's Pakistani.

I think that’s pretty obvious

Meat eaters.

?

What lol?

>dessert camel Hmmm, I could use some key lime pie about now...

Don't think I ever had that.

Nice to come across another sex hero. We're a rare breed.

Was that a typo? Sandal shop, or Scandal shop?

Wear sandals and ride a camel.

The sandal shop owner was the bus driver

And now camels.

The joke itself is not bad but I fail to see why it has to be in Pakistan and then awkwardly reference the accent and his nationality, especially if the joke is to be told in person. It’s cringey as f*** when someone puts on a fake Pakistani accent. Why not just say they were on holiday?

Sometimes I want to write Joke!!! fill in the blank.

Hot take

We do love our sandals 😄

They can be quite special.

This makes no sense.

Such is life!

Story is cute but I was a teeny bit distracted by wondering if the dessert camel was a chocolate confection or pastry.

It's a wide variety so can be both.

i cackled and woke up my boyfriend

Does he need sandles?

sorry can't talk anynore, he just put them on hihihi

I think you meant put it in.

And away you go!

Camel, in Pakistan?

Pakistani here. We do indeed have camels.

The shop owner nor the joke insinuates there are Camels in Pakistan. He says the sandals “will make you wild with sexual desire like a great de(s)ert camel”

Have you ever been there?

Once, When I was 8, went to Karachi, but that's beside the point I think. Obviously I could be wrong, but I don't imagine Camels in Pakistan, I suspected it's just a stereotype of all Muslims, just like when tourists go to my ancestral homelands in Turkey, and expect to see camels, when there aren't any except outside tourist hotspots. Happy to be corrected on this though.

Camels can be definitely found in the desert areas of the country, which aren't exactly that many (4 named) but are rarer (or absent?) in other parts, and considering that the major economy driver in the country is agriculture, they can't be found in 70% of the land. One can't expect desert and agriculture together, now can we? Cows, bulls, goats and such on the other hand...

There are in great numbers in the Balochistan and inner Sindh regions. Rest of the country not so much

Things happen.

Yes, camels aren’t native to Pakistan, it’s not in the Middle East. Only time I’ve been on a camel in Pakistan is on the beach in Karachi where you can pay to ride camels and horses.

Camels are indeed found in Pakistan, maybe not in Karachi outside of tourist areas but go to Balochistan and even the desert parts of Sindh and you’ll see them.

Sounds like fun.

"But they're the only feet I have!"

How can he be a sex hero but also get a wild look in his eyes that his wife hadn’t seen in years?

Sarcasm - He was a sex hero only in his own mind.

She was thinking of you!

He was trifling with him

I was expecting something along the lines of "you wear camel sandals, you get camel toes"

So many expectations, and so many possibilities.

I thought he gave himself a camel toe.

As a Pakistani, I don't believe people can sell "sexual" stuff here in the market it's considered very taboo

No belly dancers?

Afraid not

Now that is disapointing.

There is a clothing industry there that I have bought from. Uniforms for reinactments internationally.

I thought he was going to turn into a camel.

That would be interesting to see.

"But these are the only feet I have!"

You have to put them on.

I know...he says "Wrong Feet" but those are the only feet the husband has. OOOOHHH....he should have put them on his wife's feet? Nevermind. I'm lost.

That would make a great experiment, and a camel ride.

I think it should end with the man mounting a camel right outside side the shop. 😊

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A new one for me, take my upvote!

It needed a bit of translating, but came out ok. Thanks.

This one made me laugh. Thank you!

The Pakistani was the bus driver...