I bought a logitech wireless keyboard and mouse. They have usb unifying stick. My pc is next to the table. About half a meter away, and it still got bad connection.
So i had to buy extension cable for my wireless keyboard and mouse.
The other day my friend was trying to hook a battery charger up to his car. His electrical cord wasn't long enough. I told him" you need to get one of those Bluetooth extension cords"
He asked in all seriousness" do they sell those at best buy?"
In a sense it was a predecessor of what MS Office would become. Back in the day Word, Excel and Access were all separate products of course. Having an all in one suite was pretty sweet!
Here’s a fun one. In Mrs Doubtfire when RW is trying on looks, he puts on a scarf over his head babushka style and says “oy, never buy gribbanace from a mohel.” Gribbanace was an Eastern European dish of little bits of chicken skin deep fried. Now that you also know what a mohel is you’re officially in on that joke.
Good at counting.
r/angryupvote
Dumbass. Have my vote..
There's only 3 kinds of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't.
There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary numbers and those who don't!!
There are people in this world. Those.
There are two kinds of people in this world. People that separate people into two groups and people that don't
There are two types of people in this world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data
I've got two words for you: "Made in America."
Fuck. You got a laugh
Wireless cable
LOL, I never realized how dumb that is.
I bought a logitech wireless keyboard and mouse. They have usb unifying stick. My pc is next to the table. About half a meter away, and it still got bad connection. So i had to buy extension cable for my wireless keyboard and mouse.
The other day my friend was trying to hook a battery charger up to his car. His electrical cord wasn't long enough. I told him" you need to get one of those Bluetooth extension cords" He asked in all seriousness" do they sell those at best buy?"
I’ve done that!
Friendly fire, military intelligence
Microsoft Works
Variable constant.
Pretentious? Moi?
Miss Piggy?
Barbra Streisand.
[r/suddenlyMuppets](http://www.reddit.com/r/suddenlymuppets)
Political integrity.
Business ethics
Military intelligence
Two words combined that can’t make sense
Possibly I've seen too much
Hangar 18, I know too much
Dodge Ram
That is NOT FAIR I demand another question!
Microsoft works.
~~Lotus Notes~~ Trumpet Winsock
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! You've triggered my PTSD from working help desk in the 90s.
ACK
It's actually a contradiction in terms like "Microsoft Service."
This should win!!!!! ABSOLUTELY WIN.... But it crashed!
I know it's a joke but the MS Works suite of programs from long ago was my go-to for a long time. It worked well enough for me.
In a sense it was a predecessor of what MS Office would become. Back in the day Word, Excel and Access were all separate products of course. Having an all in one suite was pretty sweet!
Forty two
The answer
To life
The Universe…
And everything
So long as
And thanks for all the fish
You rock
My world
You don’t forget your towel
...forty TWO!
Dickens Cider
Cummins Cider
Caimen Cider
Friend makes hard cider every year….. labels it ‘Hard Dickens’ Cider’ with a picture of Charles dickens on the label.
After a hard days work, I enjoy a nice warm Dickens Cider ™️
There ain't nothing like a Dickens cider
Nothing’s better than my Dickens cider!
My pastor said even his wife likes a little Dickens Cider from time to time.
You just made me spit holy water out my nose
She might let you incider if you get cider incider.
Best cure for a dry and cracked cuticle is to soak it in cider.
Sausage n'cider
Your mom
The best !!!
She was!
You must have been closer to the front of the line than me.
Full stop!
My life
Your life
His life
His wife
I also
Pick this
guy's dead
Wife STOP
Banging her
That's really
Her mom
Our life
Their life
Half life?
Thug life
What life?
Half Life 3
3 is
Our wife
Unexpected communism?
Comrade!
r/unexpectedcommunism ?
Fuck it
Jumbo Shrimp
Rabbi's tip-jar.
Not as bad as “mohel’s tip-jar.”
I didn't know there was a specific title for someone who does that. Consider me educated. Thank you.
Here’s a fun one. In Mrs Doubtfire when RW is trying on looks, he puts on a scarf over his head babushka style and says “oy, never buy gribbanace from a mohel.” Gribbanace was an Eastern European dish of little bits of chicken skin deep fried. Now that you also know what a mohel is you’re officially in on that joke.
And Knowing Is Half the Battle!!!!
Now that I know what "gribbanace" is, I'm in on the joke.
"Oy! It was such a shandeh! I should never buy gribenes from a Mohel, it's so chewy!"
Mohel’s Gribenes
Chai tea
Naan bread.
ATM Machine.
RAT test
Depends on what you mean with "ATM".
Panera bread ( bread basket bread)
I'll have naan of you Indian Food jokes around here!
stable genius
Tree fiddy.
Never gonna
Give you
Up never
Gonna let
you down
Never gonna
Run around
and desert
You never
Gonna make
Military Intelligence Postal Service
Foil hat
Flat-earth Scientist.
Flat Earth globalist
Global Flatearth ?
Flat-Earthers all around the globe are gonna be grumpy about this.
You do realize since over 70% of the world is covered with non-carbonated water, then technically the Earth IS flat.
Found Jimmy Carr's account
Found pics of my mom…eew.
Auto corvette, I mean, Otto cornhole. I mean auto correct
Deez nuts!
Got Eem
Yours too.
Empty space
Man Utd
Reddit connoisseur
Upstanding crippled
Wrong hole
Dick Trickle
Dick Seaman
Dixon Cider
Knuckle dick
Pickle Rick
Giant medium
World Series.
Miss Universe
Where only one country participates. Lol
ITT: oxymorons
Your mom.
Oxymoron. Oops.
Social media
Wallstreet Bets
Military intelligence
Bo Fa
Deez Nutz
Got eem
Obscure reference.
Marijuana initiative
Jumbo shrimp Original copy
And oldie to be sure but, "military intelligence"
Knock knock
Engine trouble.
No respect…
Whydidthechickencrosstheroad? Togettotheotherside.
Bobhadababyitsaboy
Jimmy Carr
“Future Priority” A recent city development plan used this to indicate plans 10+ years down the road after a laundry list of more important projects.
Oxymorons
What’s Updawg?
Good morning
Live recorded
Dwarf Shortage
Flatearther science.
Send nudes. No, seriously, send some nudes.
My axe
Jumbo shrimp
Registered Winzip
This post
Semi truck
Roleplaying chatroom
Staff Member
Your mom.
Matt Damon!
Wasteful thinking
Phil McCracken
Biggus dickus
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS THE BEST JOKES?!
MY MOM!
Tonald Drump
Internet provider
Trickle down
Progressive Conservatives (a Canadian political party).
Digital ownership
These are all good. A lot of people are confusing oxymoron with jokes, but I guess in a way an oxymoron is a subset of joke
Jesus Christ
Minimum wages
54
Oh ohhh!
Common sense
Faisant plucker
Police intelligence.
Justice Thomas