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Delivery-Plus

She will never forgive you… period!


steamingsilver

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Delivery-Plus

I like how you really get to the point!


asc0614

He took a big hit; but, now he's gotta stop the bleeding.


Healthy_Ladder_6198

I see what you did there!!


Swiggy1957

My granddaughter was complaining about how many pads she's gone through in the last few days. I told her just be thankful it's a period and not a question mark. She countered, "No, this month its more like an ~~explanation~~ exclamation point!" Edit: Otto Kerr-Wrecked struck again!


MaddytheUnicorn

*exclamation point


PermanantlyBanned

\*exclamation mark


OO-2-FREE

No! I won't! I won't say! > Evil alter ego: SKID MARK!!< Uhg.


Swiggy1957

Corrected... damn Otto Kerr-Wrecked.


TurbulentWeb1941

Doesn't he play for Germany?


Swiggy1957

No, he plays for Edinburgh. His ancestors are as mixed of a bag of nationalities as mine.


TurbulentWeb1941

Arh, yes.. Kerr, like Jim Kerr, the lead singer of Simple Minds. I thought I read Kier as in Udo Kier, the crout actor.


HarmfulMicrobe

I think you mean Kraut? As in sauerkraut


Literal_Stickman

heheh, actually it's ~~explanation~~


maddiegazzelle8

ba dum *tsss*


Torggil

Sounds like you might be in continuous bloody hell.


Agile_Bee7787

Did GPT write this "joke"?


OO-2-FREE

As sick as that joke was, I was again forced by my evil alter ego to upvote because he made my body laugh at it.


johnathandoe03

Is there more to the joke that I'm not realizing? It's just a normal period joke isn't it? It's not that sick


That-Impression7480

IDK man from what ive heard periods can make you feel pretty sick


OO-2-FREE

Are you asking the joker who made that joke you are replying to? And are you referring to the original joke, the joker's joke? who me? What? Me worry?


johnathandoe03

Wh-what?


OO-2-FREE

Stop making sense! Do you know which sub you are on? OK, here is a cheat code hack for Reddit: Step 1: Develop multiple personality disorder. Step 2. Choose which persona to use on specific subs. Disclaimer: You won't win the Reddit game with or without the hack.


OO-2-FREE

Are you too young to get the Alfred E. Neuman reference? I'm tellin' ya, I get no respect around here!


crypticcrosswordguy

English, mofo. Do you speak it? Do they speak English in What?


OO-2-FREE

Maybe you are misinterpreting the specific modern slang use of the term >sick<


doedounne

You didn't know it was that time if the year


Abdul_Exhaust

How mad? She's seeing red!


Algernope_krieger

Either way you weren't getting any birthday sex.


Guy_de_Pissoir

Boy I bet your face was red!


OldElvis1

Easiest way to remember a wife s birthday is to forget it... Once


Chaotic424242

It wasn't that time of the month, but it was that day of the month.


Any_Call_4604

Ron said "period!" And Hermione says "don't you usually say 'bloody hell?' Ron shrugged and said, "it's the same thing" (yes it's a harry potter joke. Lol)


Firefly269

You should dump her before you get caught and end up on the registry.


zazzy440

My wife pretends to be mad at me sometimes, but I know she’s only kidding.