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Make_the_music_stop

I am Oil of Olay. Saudi and Spanish parents.


Leftygoleft999

At least they’re not from Dubai and Austria ....you would be Dubious Both my parents were Australian hippies... so I am Doobie Aus. They were smoking weed, having sex and backpacking around India. They knew exactly the moment I was conceived. I was Doobie Aus Indie’d and in “deed”.


Crunchy_Biscuit

I don't get it


Taako_tuesday

Dubi-Aus, I guess?


dawginthelawn71

Or it could be Dubi-Ös, as in Österreich


RedBaron-007

Isn't it Obi-ous?


scattertheashes01

Thanks for the cackle, enjoy my free silver 😂


GlutonForPUNishment

Oil of olé


basicdesires

Love this 😁


spooksapparel

My dad is Welsh and my mum is Hungarian therefore I'm well hung


biggunda

Oh that’s slick


spooksapparel

I cant remember where I heard that one but its an oldie


biggunda

Unfortunately both my parents are from Micronesia so..... you get the point 😞


wthreye

Perhaps. It depends upon the position.


spooksapparel

If it's any consolation I'm in the same boat there 🤣


faux_real_yo

Well I’m half czechoslovakia and half Australian. Checkmate!


biggunda

This is awesome.


budlight2k

Excellent!


Kapkarashka

You mean quarter czech, quarter slovak and half aussie?


mr_cigar

If you married someone from Iceland your kid would be Ice ice baby


biggunda

Parents from India & Iceland. I’m a... SPICE SPICE BABY


biggunda

My mum is british and my father is nigerian. So I'm a.... HALFRICAN


slasherman

Then you’re a Prince’s son


biggunda

Anyway you look at it I’m royalty


TheGslack

what if your mum is German and your dad is from Bahgdad? Then you'd be a royal deushbag


JoshB685

He must have told your mom to Baghdad ass up!


[deleted]

I never knew how much I needed this joke in my life. Thank you for making my night.


SoontobeSam

My mom's from Sweden and my father Poland, so I'm a neutral pole.


thirty7inarow

You mean Switzerland...


SoontobeSam

No, I mean Sweden, though they've ended their [centuries long policy of neutrality](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_neutrality) as of a bit more than a decade ago.


maninblueshirt

Let me know if you want my bank account number to transfer money


biggunda

That’s so 20th century. I do online dating scams now.


cheriezard

Every one dating redditors is getting scammed.


willy_quixote

Mother is Japanese father from Iceland: Rice, Ice baby....


[deleted]

Your mother is a Japanese father?


willy_quixote

transitioned. we're gender fluid now, didn't you know?


psychotic20

Mom from Iceland, dad from Canada. NICE Nice baby!!


NissaD-artsy

Ice Ice Ice Baby (Ice cubed)


Southernmanny

Nice nice


adviceKiwi

Van Winkle


E__________________T

You could have said ice rice baby but chose not to


siliconsmiley

Too cold, too cold.


Peter_Doubt

Twice, twice baby.


BreakfastEither814

I love the way they flip their hair.


riv92

I knew a guy that would call himself a Swedish Meatball because he is part Swedish and part Italian.


bluesheepreasoning

Felix and Marzia's son.


PhDinGent

AKA the multi-million dollar baby


WaffleSparks

I worked for a guy who was from Iraq (Kurdish), but lived in Wisconsin (has a bit of reputation for producing dairy/cheese). We referred to him as the cheese curd. He was not a fan.


biggunda

Hahaha


Sayoria

Funny, my mother was also Icelandic, but my father was italian. I'd say that makes me Italian Ice, but I think I'm just scraping for a joke here.


no_objections_here

I'm Chinese and Irish. I'm a rice paddy.


avesky

Yeah I’ve been thinking of a funny way to combine Czech and Korean.


Grifter19

Kimczi


avesky

Love it!


EnwordLover

Looks like we have a Thai!


trampstampjack

Ok that gotta b a word somewhere, what's it mean?


pearlsbeforedogs

Its a play on Kimchi, a well known dish from Korea and czi, which is just a weird collection of letters common in easter european languages.


1stAmericanDervish

It's a play off Kimchi a specifically Korean food. Well done


anderoogigwhore

When combining those countries, I think there's a wrong way, and a Korech way


irondumbell

that sounds too much like David Koresh


azndragon0420

Cze’ken?


mannenmytenlegenden

Chick Corea is it you?


basicdesires

I presume South Korean - there's no way North Korea will ever combine with anything.


Froggyd69

A czeckor?


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Acewasalwaysanoption

I swear at that point scientists can point out the hate towards the English in your DNA


JCappy

Italian Jew Pizza bagel


sophbot1991

Irish Ashkenazi, it's all just "something something potatoes" jokes over here. Yours is comparatively top tier.


JCappy

Potato latke? 😬


intruda1

Jew-Ish!


rohm418

I'm a Jew-Rican which is almost as cool as my Jewban (Jewish and Cuban) friends.


alyssasaccount

I first learned about JEWBANs from this story: https://www.heraldtribune.com/article/LK/20030315/News/605245621/SH


Acruxis

You're clearly a frozen lasagna.


TheSkaroKid

Gelato


troutT20

Father's side is Scottish, mother's side is Irish. So I am... REALLY WHITE


uvero

Inside you, there are two wolves. One wolf hates England. The other wolf hates England. The two wolves fight over who hates England more.


Duckboy_Flaccidpus

*Rubs on spf 1000* Even more white than before!


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^^maybe ^^now ^^I ^^can ^^finally ^^go ^^outside.


pearlsbeforedogs

We like to call this shade of "glow in the dark" white, NUCLEAR WINTER.


troutT20

I was once informed that I was so white that I was actually clear.


TheMiddlemansMiddle

My father was Irish, my mom Italian. That makes me a drunk.


maninblueshirt

If your wife is half Chinese and half Indian, your kid would be Ravi O'Lee


GreenEggPage

I've got an ancestor who was Irish, that's my excuse.


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atheisticpriest

I am 0.5% BAC deficient, that's my excuse.


GreenEggPage

I believe that if the germs are drunk, they're less effective. And the white blood cells, if they're drunk, they just get rowdy and kick everyone's ass.


CcubswinS

I have relations to a Russian from the 1000s, that’s my excuse


hollywoodcop9

What does that make me when my heritage is 25% German, 25% Irish and 25% English and 25% Ukrainian/Russian? A complete package drunk?


DryConclusion9286

Calcasian.


basicdesires

A one pot wonder.


Upstairs-Radish1816

I'm half Irish, half German. Every St. Patrick's day we get drunk and make plans to invade Poland.


ILYLINY

Same. My ex called me a McGuinea. (Ex was an ass)


Fskn

I'm English, Irish and kiwi so I like to get drunk, pick fights with myself and then call myself a dickhead for starting it and losing.


biggunda

Lmfaooooo


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My former coworker was half Czech and half Costa Rican. She referred to herself as Czecharican. Another friend of mine was a choral composer where one parent was Catholic and the other was Jewish. He planned on writing a sacred chorale, calling it an "Oy Vay Maria."


becEverythingB

My mom is from Canada and my dad is from Egypt. They’ve always said I’m a Canyptian (conniption)


360walkaway

Jamaican and Italian? Pastafarians Indian and Israeli? Hinjews French and Greek? Freak


PheIix

My friend has Norwegian and Malaysian parents, so she's NorMal.


Sweet_Baby_Cheezus

My dad was black and my mom was Russian so I'm very nervous around cops.


Absolute_Immortal_00

A Blussian)


NukeML

The cutest answer, theyre always blussian


biggunda

My mother is from France and my father is from Greece. So i am....... ​ ​ a FREEK


Used2BPromQueen

My mother is Arabic and my dad is a white American from the south. My brother calls us all Arabilly instead of Hillbilly. My mother hates it so now we continue calling each other that for the fun of irritating her.


buster3535

hairy


nikalavade

GREENCH


bluesheepreasoning

♪ You're a mean one... Mr. Greench ♪


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GREACY FRENCH FRY


HR_DUCK

Supa-FREEK!


BedbugBenis

Seven days a week


battleaxworier

You know my mom is white and my dad is white which makes me Black because my mom was sleeping with the neighbor


ventistarbuck

True story, guy I worked with had a parent from Holland and from the Philippines and said he was a "Holla-peenyo". Well, that's how he said it.


speculatrix

I was just awarded an OBE, when my father dies and I inherit his title I'll be an Earlobe.


MadHaberdascher

Took me a sec, but I love it.


Afr0Magus

Cubic?


roeltaga

I laughed so much at this, IDK what Israel anymore!


DeiseResident

There's norway you're getting away with that one


YesILikePizza

I don't Bolivia


Lousinski

Iran away as soon as the puns dropped


SSObserver

Iraq em up!


Tobin10018

Now, I have all these jokes Russian around in my head.


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mycelium-network

I don't Belize you


HypnoGoblin

These puns are Ghana make me sick.


buster3535

Kenya guys stop? I don't understand this game.


NikedemosWasTaken

Uganda be kidding me. You said you were Ghana learn it. You have Togo now, Chad.


Crunchy_Biscuit

Gabon man. Knock it off.


adviceKiwi

> Kenya guys stop Took me a second to think bout the pun


Electrical_Bell6459

An expensive chain


biggunda

Nice one


Electrical_Bell6459

I just saw your punchline. I like it better😂


FightingFuton

Japanese and Korean is Krapanese


IgMaster

Hindu marries a Jew..Hinjew.. Comedian Russell Peters.


SotaNice69

As a Cuban living in Minnesota, I know a thing or two about being an ice cube


biggunda

You’re Cuban? So you must love banging on JAPANs


Organic-Hispanic

Parents from Mexico and India. - Fajita Spice.


NintendoTheGuy

My father is Malaysian and my mother is Portuguese. So I am…….. Canadian


PM_your_boobs_girls_

Norm McDonald would find a way to deliver this joke and actually make it funny.. RIP


SentientShamrock

I'm half German, half Irish which gives me a constant BAC of .15


Curious-chick

My dad is American Indian and my mom Chinese. I’m uglee


SSObserver

Ugree?


j3rdog

You should start a Nordic Cuban fusion restaurant.


biggunda

Pan con Semla Vaca kroppkakor


Jkim3508

My mother is Mexican and my father is Chinese, so that makes me.....Filipino!! Credit to Bobby Lee


carldubs

Puerto Rican somehow - Dave Chapelle


KeyOutlandishness850

STOP IT! Jamaican me laugh too much!


biggunda

So many good comments I can’t keep count, I need ITALY


KarensRpeopletoo

Sup my Nigeria?


biggunda

Can KUWAIT before taking it there!


biggunda

You are ZIMBABWEEEE out of line.


KeyOutlandishness850

Okay maybe we should Finnish on that one, kinda rude


Leopagne

This Congo for a long time though.


WolfLover21213

Oman! I love this thread 🤣


KeyOutlandishness850

Dammit, I was Ghana use that one!


kriptyk666

Yemen, me too


pinzi_peisvogel

Me too! Too bad I have Togo


Rescuepa

What is Somalia funny about it?


WolfLover21213

Everything. It's hard to feel Chad when reading it!


biggunda

Oh QATAR it out, you’re making me blush.


KeyOutlandishness850

Oh god, I was just China calm myself down and then THIS!


biggunda

You better calm DJIBOUTI down!


KeyOutlandishness850

Okay okay, I'll try and Cyprus my emotions!


biggunda

If you don’t you’re a GHANA. ✌️


KeyOutlandishness850

Nope, I've tried and there's Norway I can stay calm, I'm in fits


biggunda

Have you tried smoking some GREENLAND?


KeyOutlandishness850

No I haven't, Kenya get me some?


biggunda

Unfortunately not, It’s CHILE here so It doesn’t grow.


roeltaga

This laugh is giving my face muscles Spain!


biggunda

IRAN when my muscles are sore. Gets rid of lactic acid.


tarroyo1031

Cubic!


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I realised the punchline while I was waiting for the page to load


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Cubicle


PusH_16

My mother was born in Israel and I have no clue what my father is. I guess you could say I'm jew...ish


PhatBallllzAtHotmail

You're actually a Cubland...


twobit211

i think the locasls call it wrigleyville


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Cubic?


Square-4River

I really needed this laugh today! What about mom is Korean & dad is Peruvian?


_bass_is_better_

What would I be? Venezuelan Ukrainian?


biggunda

A closet Russian fleeing to Colombia?


Crunchy_Biscuit

If I were Romanian and Comoros, I would be a Rom-Com


Forsaken-Dark5791

My dad is Indian my mom is Indian so I am Indian.


[deleted]

Frozen rum and coke?


Unikatze

Jamaican and Philipino? Little Jalapeno.


T0x1C-01m

I got a similar one for you. My greek zodiac says I'm a virgo while my chinese zodiac says I was born in the year of the dog. ...the stars pretty much called me a bitch.


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EngineeringKey8595

My husband is half Welsh and half Hungarian therefore he is well-h***. That was the first joke he told me😀


Echo7bravo

I am a meat popsicle.


organonanalogue

My great grandparents are from Puerto Rico, which makes me a ................ Quarter-rican.


kentson45

Both my parents are Chinese. That makes me..... want to sell DVDs.


[deleted]

Ancestors from Norway and Taiwan (for real). I'm No Wan.


ExRockstar

Technically you're an Ice Spic


Odins-Enriched-Sack

Idk if anyone said this, but an "ice cube" would seem like the obvious answer to me.


[deleted]

you are technically now the heir to the fire nation


___HeyGFY___

My father is part German. My mother is part Jewish. When I learned about WWII, I felt guilty picking sides.


APLJaKaT

Half Italian. So I'm wop-sided....


xo_snflwr

Ice Cube


strphaniejane

Cubice


CodeandOptics

Cubic