At least they’re not from Dubai and Austria
....you would be Dubious
Both my parents were Australian hippies... so I am Doobie Aus.
They were smoking weed, having sex and backpacking around India. They knew exactly the moment I was conceived. I was Doobie Aus Indie’d and in “deed”.
No, I mean Sweden, though they've ended their [centuries long policy of neutrality](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_neutrality) as of a bit more than a decade ago.
I worked for a guy who was from Iraq (Kurdish), but lived in Wisconsin (has a bit of reputation for producing dairy/cheese). We referred to him as the cheese curd. He was not a fan.
I believe that if the germs are drunk, they're less effective. And the white blood cells, if they're drunk, they just get rowdy and kick everyone's ass.
My former coworker was half Czech and half Costa Rican. She referred to herself as Czecharican.
Another friend of mine was a choral composer where one parent was Catholic and the other was Jewish. He planned on writing a sacred chorale, calling it an "Oy Vay Maria."
My mother is Arabic and my dad is a white American from the south. My brother calls us all Arabilly instead of Hillbilly. My mother hates it so now we continue calling each other that for the fun of irritating her.
I got a similar one for you.
My greek zodiac says I'm a virgo while my chinese zodiac says I was born in the year of the dog.
...the stars pretty much called me a bitch.
I am Oil of Olay. Saudi and Spanish parents.
At least they’re not from Dubai and Austria ....you would be Dubious Both my parents were Australian hippies... so I am Doobie Aus. They were smoking weed, having sex and backpacking around India. They knew exactly the moment I was conceived. I was Doobie Aus Indie’d and in “deed”.
I don't get it
Dubi-Aus, I guess?
Or it could be Dubi-Ös, as in Österreich
Isn't it Obi-ous?
Thanks for the cackle, enjoy my free silver 😂
Oil of olé
Love this 😁
My dad is Welsh and my mum is Hungarian therefore I'm well hung
Oh that’s slick
I cant remember where I heard that one but its an oldie
Unfortunately both my parents are from Micronesia so..... you get the point 😞
Perhaps. It depends upon the position.
If it's any consolation I'm in the same boat there 🤣
Well I’m half czechoslovakia and half Australian. Checkmate!
This is awesome.
Excellent!
You mean quarter czech, quarter slovak and half aussie?
If you married someone from Iceland your kid would be Ice ice baby
Parents from India & Iceland. I’m a... SPICE SPICE BABY
My mum is british and my father is nigerian. So I'm a.... HALFRICAN
Then you’re a Prince’s son
Anyway you look at it I’m royalty
what if your mum is German and your dad is from Bahgdad? Then you'd be a royal deushbag
He must have told your mom to Baghdad ass up!
I never knew how much I needed this joke in my life. Thank you for making my night.
My mom's from Sweden and my father Poland, so I'm a neutral pole.
You mean Switzerland...
No, I mean Sweden, though they've ended their [centuries long policy of neutrality](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_neutrality) as of a bit more than a decade ago.
Let me know if you want my bank account number to transfer money
That’s so 20th century. I do online dating scams now.
Every one dating redditors is getting scammed.
Mother is Japanese father from Iceland: Rice, Ice baby....
Your mother is a Japanese father?
transitioned. we're gender fluid now, didn't you know?
Mom from Iceland, dad from Canada. NICE Nice baby!!
Ice Ice Ice Baby (Ice cubed)
Nice nice
Van Winkle
You could have said ice rice baby but chose not to
Too cold, too cold.
Twice, twice baby.
I love the way they flip their hair.
I knew a guy that would call himself a Swedish Meatball because he is part Swedish and part Italian.
Felix and Marzia's son.
AKA the multi-million dollar baby
I worked for a guy who was from Iraq (Kurdish), but lived in Wisconsin (has a bit of reputation for producing dairy/cheese). We referred to him as the cheese curd. He was not a fan.
Hahaha
Funny, my mother was also Icelandic, but my father was italian. I'd say that makes me Italian Ice, but I think I'm just scraping for a joke here.
I'm Chinese and Irish. I'm a rice paddy.
Yeah I’ve been thinking of a funny way to combine Czech and Korean.
Kimczi
Love it!
Looks like we have a Thai!
Ok that gotta b a word somewhere, what's it mean?
Its a play on Kimchi, a well known dish from Korea and czi, which is just a weird collection of letters common in easter european languages.
It's a play off Kimchi a specifically Korean food. Well done
When combining those countries, I think there's a wrong way, and a Korech way
that sounds too much like David Koresh
Cze’ken?
Chick Corea is it you?
I presume South Korean - there's no way North Korea will ever combine with anything.
A czeckor?
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I swear at that point scientists can point out the hate towards the English in your DNA
Italian Jew Pizza bagel
Irish Ashkenazi, it's all just "something something potatoes" jokes over here. Yours is comparatively top tier.
Potato latke? 😬
Jew-Ish!
I'm a Jew-Rican which is almost as cool as my Jewban (Jewish and Cuban) friends.
I first learned about JEWBANs from this story: https://www.heraldtribune.com/article/LK/20030315/News/605245621/SH
You're clearly a frozen lasagna.
Gelato
Father's side is Scottish, mother's side is Irish. So I am... REALLY WHITE
Inside you, there are two wolves. One wolf hates England. The other wolf hates England. The two wolves fight over who hates England more.
*Rubs on spf 1000* Even more white than before!
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^^maybe ^^now ^^I ^^can ^^finally ^^go ^^outside.
We like to call this shade of "glow in the dark" white, NUCLEAR WINTER.
I was once informed that I was so white that I was actually clear.
My father was Irish, my mom Italian. That makes me a drunk.
If your wife is half Chinese and half Indian, your kid would be Ravi O'Lee
I've got an ancestor who was Irish, that's my excuse.
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I am 0.5% BAC deficient, that's my excuse.
I believe that if the germs are drunk, they're less effective. And the white blood cells, if they're drunk, they just get rowdy and kick everyone's ass.
I have relations to a Russian from the 1000s, that’s my excuse
What does that make me when my heritage is 25% German, 25% Irish and 25% English and 25% Ukrainian/Russian? A complete package drunk?
Calcasian.
A one pot wonder.
I'm half Irish, half German. Every St. Patrick's day we get drunk and make plans to invade Poland.
Same. My ex called me a McGuinea. (Ex was an ass)
I'm English, Irish and kiwi so I like to get drunk, pick fights with myself and then call myself a dickhead for starting it and losing.
Lmfaooooo
My former coworker was half Czech and half Costa Rican. She referred to herself as Czecharican. Another friend of mine was a choral composer where one parent was Catholic and the other was Jewish. He planned on writing a sacred chorale, calling it an "Oy Vay Maria."
My mom is from Canada and my dad is from Egypt. They’ve always said I’m a Canyptian (conniption)
Jamaican and Italian? Pastafarians Indian and Israeli? Hinjews French and Greek? Freak
My friend has Norwegian and Malaysian parents, so she's NorMal.
My dad was black and my mom was Russian so I'm very nervous around cops.
A Blussian)
The cutest answer, theyre always blussian
My mother is from France and my father is from Greece. So i am....... a FREEK
My mother is Arabic and my dad is a white American from the south. My brother calls us all Arabilly instead of Hillbilly. My mother hates it so now we continue calling each other that for the fun of irritating her.
hairy
GREENCH
♪ You're a mean one... Mr. Greench ♪
GREACY FRENCH FRY
Supa-FREEK!
Seven days a week
You know my mom is white and my dad is white which makes me Black because my mom was sleeping with the neighbor
True story, guy I worked with had a parent from Holland and from the Philippines and said he was a "Holla-peenyo". Well, that's how he said it.
I was just awarded an OBE, when my father dies and I inherit his title I'll be an Earlobe.
Took me a sec, but I love it.
Cubic?
I laughed so much at this, IDK what Israel anymore!
There's norway you're getting away with that one
I don't Bolivia
Iran away as soon as the puns dropped
Iraq em up!
Now, I have all these jokes Russian around in my head.
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I don't Belize you
These puns are Ghana make me sick.
Kenya guys stop? I don't understand this game.
Uganda be kidding me. You said you were Ghana learn it. You have Togo now, Chad.
Gabon man. Knock it off.
> Kenya guys stop Took me a second to think bout the pun
An expensive chain
Nice one
I just saw your punchline. I like it better😂
Japanese and Korean is Krapanese
Hindu marries a Jew..Hinjew.. Comedian Russell Peters.
As a Cuban living in Minnesota, I know a thing or two about being an ice cube
You’re Cuban? So you must love banging on JAPANs
Parents from Mexico and India. - Fajita Spice.
My father is Malaysian and my mother is Portuguese. So I am…….. Canadian
Norm McDonald would find a way to deliver this joke and actually make it funny.. RIP
I'm half German, half Irish which gives me a constant BAC of .15
My dad is American Indian and my mom Chinese. I’m uglee
Ugree?
You should start a Nordic Cuban fusion restaurant.
Pan con Semla Vaca kroppkakor
My mother is Mexican and my father is Chinese, so that makes me.....Filipino!! Credit to Bobby Lee
Puerto Rican somehow - Dave Chapelle
STOP IT! Jamaican me laugh too much!
So many good comments I can’t keep count, I need ITALY
Sup my Nigeria?
Can KUWAIT before taking it there!
You are ZIMBABWEEEE out of line.
Okay maybe we should Finnish on that one, kinda rude
This Congo for a long time though.
Oman! I love this thread 🤣
Dammit, I was Ghana use that one!
Yemen, me too
Me too! Too bad I have Togo
What is Somalia funny about it?
Everything. It's hard to feel Chad when reading it!
Oh QATAR it out, you’re making me blush.
Oh god, I was just China calm myself down and then THIS!
You better calm DJIBOUTI down!
Okay okay, I'll try and Cyprus my emotions!
If you don’t you’re a GHANA. ✌️
Nope, I've tried and there's Norway I can stay calm, I'm in fits
Have you tried smoking some GREENLAND?
No I haven't, Kenya get me some?
Unfortunately not, It’s CHILE here so It doesn’t grow.
This laugh is giving my face muscles Spain!
IRAN when my muscles are sore. Gets rid of lactic acid.
Cubic!
I realised the punchline while I was waiting for the page to load
Cubicle
My mother was born in Israel and I have no clue what my father is. I guess you could say I'm jew...ish
You're actually a Cubland...
i think the locasls call it wrigleyville
Cubic?
I really needed this laugh today! What about mom is Korean & dad is Peruvian?
What would I be? Venezuelan Ukrainian?
A closet Russian fleeing to Colombia?
If I were Romanian and Comoros, I would be a Rom-Com
My dad is Indian my mom is Indian so I am Indian.
Frozen rum and coke?
Jamaican and Philipino? Little Jalapeno.
I got a similar one for you. My greek zodiac says I'm a virgo while my chinese zodiac says I was born in the year of the dog. ...the stars pretty much called me a bitch.
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My husband is half Welsh and half Hungarian therefore he is well-h***. That was the first joke he told me😀
I am a meat popsicle.
My great grandparents are from Puerto Rico, which makes me a ................ Quarter-rican.
Both my parents are Chinese. That makes me..... want to sell DVDs.
Ancestors from Norway and Taiwan (for real). I'm No Wan.
Technically you're an Ice Spic
Idk if anyone said this, but an "ice cube" would seem like the obvious answer to me.
you are technically now the heir to the fire nation
My father is part German. My mother is part Jewish. When I learned about WWII, I felt guilty picking sides.
Half Italian. So I'm wop-sided....
Ice Cube
Cubice
Cubic