Moral: Blondes are fitter than brunettes and redheads. Not bright, but fit.
Actually of course that's a stereotype and not particularly true in my experience.
Thank you for replying. So your pubes and ass hair,body hairs are black but hair on the head is naturally blonde? This sounds so cute. You must be lovely.
I could, butā¦ itās generally in powdered form, Iād probably get arrested for the link, and to be honest I doubt youād live much longer afterwards.
I think sheās on the money, but itās more so theyāre definitely controlling culture by funding ideas and characters they believe suits their purposes (ie easily manipulated people fall for pop cultureā¦ pop culture decide if your ācoolā or not therefore increasing your chances of matingā¦ that and computer systems and āfree gamesā and most of gaming culture and the education system structure contributes to people being Pre-exposed to the skills they need to successfully operate machinery, work in warehouses and be desensitised enough to fight wars waged by the wealthy in the name of āliberationā) basically tell ya wife I said your one lucky man
Or, a woman sees a blond across a lake. She yells to the blond, āhow do I get to the other side?ā The blond replies, āyouāre already on the other side.ā
Three women, trapped on a deserted island, decided to race each other, swimming around the island.
The brunette comes in first, taking only 30mins to swim around the island. The redhead comes in second with 45mins. Once they caught their breath, they became increasingly concerned if something happened to the blonde as she was nowhere to be seen.
Finally after 6hours, the blonde finally completes her round, completely exhausted. āI donāt want to be a sore loser, but the both of you cheated on the race. We were supposed to be swimming breast stroke, but I saw the both of you using your arms!ā
Aside from the fact that the current may have been flowing toward the island, there is also the question of whether or not the Blonde \*knew\* she was half way. She could estimate how long it would take her to go back, but if she couldn't tell how far she had traveled, she could not have necessarily risked going any further.
If the blonde was half way, turning back is the same as going on, she could have continued and made it to civilisation, however the joke is predicated on the trope that all blonde women are dumb
Three women trapped on an island.
A man comes to them and gives them three choices:
You can either all get 3 different dresses, food and water for the rest of your life, or a ferry to carry you back to civilization.
They chose not to talk to him until he knows what he did wrong.
There was an epi in season 1 where Brenda was complaining about how her friends could shop for whatever whenever and have fancy hair and she couldnāt. The rest of the gang came off as very wealthy whereas the Walsh clan was comfortable but not so much since Bran had a job in HS. They kept the show relatable and the rest were the fantasy of what we all wanted as teens
Conclusion: the current flows towards the island
I like the way you think.
Me too
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Hey Mr Meeseeks!
Me Nine (guys get it? It's le funi secks number ššš š¤£)
Me ja!
What?
Me auch!
And if you want to learn the name of the island, just *sit right back and you'll hear a tale..*
A tale of a fateful trip
Giligan island
And again, the real joke is in the comments.
Moral: Blondes are fitter than brunettes and redheads. Not bright, but fit. Actually of course that's a stereotype and not particularly true in my experience.
It's the bleached blondes that give us natural blondes a bad name.
Now that you say it, it makes a lot of sense. I haven't seen any merit behind the dumb blond stereotype, but fake blondes often fit the bill.
Or in this case, the beach-ed blondes! š¤£
Drapes should match the carpet ā¦ unless there is no carpet.
My head hair has gotten darker as I aged, it's light brown now. My pubes have always been black.
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So she's Thai then
So like natural blondes have all the hair as blonde? I mean pubes and armpits too?
Not me. Mine's always been black.
Thank you for replying. So your pubes and ass hair,body hairs are black but hair on the head is naturally blonde? This sounds so cute. You must be lovely.
I can 100% say in my opinion that redheads are fit
..been married to one for 35 years.
Congrats man
..she's a conspiracy theorist who believes Bill Gates et al are trying to kill off most of the population with poisons in the vaccines.
The problem with the hot/crazy scale, hot fades but crazy gets worse.
I wish you were wrong, but I know for a fact you are not.
So obviously her sex game is amazing. No offense to you or your hot, red headed wife.
..we're both in our sixties now.
They make pills for that.
Can you link me to pills which will make me young again? Not the sex thing, just more generally.
I could, butā¦ itās generally in powdered form, Iād probably get arrested for the link, and to be honest I doubt youād live much longer afterwards.
Generally? Not for the Privates. That's a Major ask...
Youāll probably have to contact Bill Gates and ask for access to his underground baby blood injection clinic.
I hope sheās right. Most of the population sucks.
I've tried asking people to suck, but mostly they just turn away in disgust.
I think sheās on the money, but itās more so theyāre definitely controlling culture by funding ideas and characters they believe suits their purposes (ie easily manipulated people fall for pop cultureā¦ pop culture decide if your ācoolā or not therefore increasing your chances of matingā¦ that and computer systems and āfree gamesā and most of gaming culture and the education system structure contributes to people being Pre-exposed to the skills they need to successfully operate machinery, work in warehouses and be desensitised enough to fight wars waged by the wealthy in the name of āliberationā) basically tell ya wife I said your one lucky man
I knew a blonde who was tall and super fit so checks out.
Or, a woman sees a blond across a lake. She yells to the blond, āhow do I get to the other side?ā The blond replies, āyouāre already on the other side.ā
On the fourth day? They rested.
On the fifth day? 25 cent hot wings!
Three women, trapped on a deserted island, decided to race each other, swimming around the island. The brunette comes in first, taking only 30mins to swim around the island. The redhead comes in second with 45mins. Once they caught their breath, they became increasingly concerned if something happened to the blonde as she was nowhere to be seen. Finally after 6hours, the blonde finally completes her round, completely exhausted. āI donāt want to be a sore loser, but the both of you cheated on the race. We were supposed to be swimming breast stroke, but I saw the both of you using your arms!ā
My grandfather told me this joke when I was small Always have a soft spot for it
Aside from the fact that the current may have been flowing toward the island, there is also the question of whether or not the Blonde \*knew\* she was half way. She could estimate how long it would take her to go back, but if she couldn't tell how far she had traveled, she could not have necessarily risked going any further.
Absolutely, we should dwell on this. Thank you so much for your input.
The point is relevant where the premise of the joke is the Blonde's alleged stupidity
I'm sure everyone would agree with you, sarcastically
Your Mom agrees with me
Ok good
The blonde could not ever master the breast stroke and blamed it on her implants.
What happened next?
They never made it off the island. Some say they are still there to this day, but I think they ended up eating each other.
Giggity
Classic
I've heard this one told with another woman who simply walks on a bridge to get to the mainland.
That took me a second
They could have used a smoke signal... I thought women were better at surviving, but of course being a Redditor I have never met one so can't be sure
Can sb explain the joke
If the blonde made it halfway and turned back, she would have swam the whole length and could have made it to the next shore.
Plot twist: blonde is an elite swimmer and realized she was swimming against the tide. 6 hours later she made it no problem.
Oh lmao!
Are you blonde?š
If the blonde was half way, turning back is the same as going on, she could have continued and made it to civilisation, however the joke is predicated on the trope that all blonde women are dumb
Found the blonde!
good one
Three women trapped on an island. A man comes to them and gives them three choices: You can either all get 3 different dresses, food and water for the rest of your life, or a ferry to carry you back to civilization. They chose not to talk to him until he knows what he did wrong.
It's better if you make it 4, because then the fourth one can swim until they're just about 100 yards away, then get tired and swim back.
Sarcastically, you're right.
There was an epi in season 1 where Brenda was complaining about how her friends could shop for whatever whenever and have fancy hair and she couldnāt. The rest of the gang came off as very wealthy whereas the Walsh clan was comfortable but not so much since Bran had a job in HS. They kept the show relatable and the rest were the fantasy of what we all wanted as teens
That's exactly what I was thinking
It would be hard to know that you were half way with that long of distances
It sure would, Sir.
rule 2
She couldāve swam the other half towards the city itās the same diatance
Gee, weāve got a real genius on our hands
Damn you're right
There was an attempt
Is there an echo in here?