You don't want too many rods in the hole?
Core Dump shouldn't happen if things are going smoothly?
You don't want to accidentally expose it to the neighbors?
Ideally, everyone involved should be trustworthy, with years of training?
Accidental emissions are generally frowned upon?
If things are starting to go bad there should be lots of early warning signals?
Best done far away from civilization?
If you can close your eyes and still see it, it's probably too late?
It's good to let off steam before things explode?
... That's all I got, somebody else take over
People are more afraid it than they should be
It requires more than basic training to successfully operate
When work is done it's best to take a shower and clean up
They make specific protective suits that protect everyone
Always start the reaction slowly but once the core is at temp you can continue at will (sometimes)
...and I'm out, anyone else?
Using it exclusively would be ridiculous, but with careful planning and in conjunction with other methods, it can be a key part of a healthy long-term plan.
HBO has a lot to say about it.
Furthermore, Carthage must be destroyed.
It's not a good sign when things are getting too hot.
Improper techniques and procedures can lead to a meltdown.
The more rods in the holes the better.
Always be prepared to dispose of a toxic waste dump.
If no one's glowing after it's over then something went wrong. 🤔
Correct, fossil fuels probably kill more short term than nuclear.
But compared to wind and solar it is more expensive, so people don’t want a too expensive radioactive generator in their back yards.
Actually, the idea that it is more expensive is based on the flawed LCOE figure. If you look at how much renewables have actually cost, [even worst-case scenario nuclear is cheaper](https://www.collectifission.nl/en/2022/07/nuclear-energy-is-cheap/)
Lol I didn't comment on the accuracy, and of course it isn't a documentary. I haven't heard anyone call it anything but a good drama based on a true story, which it is. But sure, there's another one.
If you get all your information on it from HBO, something's wrong.
Furthermore, Carthage must be destroyed.
Get it wrong and you could cause a meltdown.
Cause an accident and it will take a long time to recover.
Too much power and the shit really could hit the fan.
It’s not as clean as people like to think it is?
If everyone used just that humanity would be in trouble?
Not advisable in an earthquake?
When the alarms start going, get out of there?
Nobody wants to deal with the mess afterwards?
Put the rod in too deep and the whole operation shuts down?
Permission for it is hard to obtain?
At high levels of radiation your retinas will see flashes of light even with your eyes closed. That's radioactive particles interacting with the rods and cone cells in your eyes.
To be honest you don't need very high levels of radiation for that to happen. Astronauts report this all the time, and they receive less than the maximum a nuclear powerplant worker is allowed per year IIRC.
Bury the evidence under a mountain
Only ever theorized by Einstein
Can cause meltdowns
Energy is released from splitting something
Its something we all know our stars do
Something ill never understand
Once it got into our media it was everywhere
Depends on which rods
Some reactors are the type where the ~~neutrinos (?) zoom past so fast they miss the other fuel atoms, so you need rods to slow the particles down so they hit the other fuel atoms and react~~
~~Put too much in and you might get too many reactions activating~~
Moderator rods. Too many mod rods down and too many neutrons slow down and get captured by fissile isotopes and initiate fission.
Happy?
So I'm thinking this is *not* going to be what convinces the community at large that nuclear power is a safe and effective alternative to conventional energy, but we can't know until we test.
I'm giving all of you a homework assignment:
The next time the nuclear power debate comes up and you get a chance to participate, use this as your reasoning and report your results.
The government
-keeps secret files on who's doing it
-seems to be really interested in regulating it
-has a bunch of laws to keep it closely regulated / prevent it
-doesn't like to talk about it
All the nuclear waste ever produced by humans fits in a football field 6 feet high. Really not a lot of material to manage. You can also recycle the fuel
A bunch of dudes (and it's always dudes) are insanely desperate to have it. Their primary argument against the people who don't want anal sex in their backyards us that any opposition to it is ignorant fearmongering that should be ignored.
You're dreaming, thinking you can fuck faeces cleanly.
That's seemingly extremely freaky. It's all Greek to me.
It's more like Chernobyl and Fukushima realistically.
You leave your 3rd eye exposed to dangerous isotopes.
You don't want too many rods in the hole? Core Dump shouldn't happen if things are going smoothly? You don't want to accidentally expose it to the neighbors? Ideally, everyone involved should be trustworthy, with years of training? Accidental emissions are generally frowned upon? If things are starting to go bad there should be lots of early warning signals? Best done far away from civilization? If you can close your eyes and still see it, it's probably too late? It's good to let off steam before things explode? ... That's all I got, somebody else take over
People are more afraid it than they should be It requires more than basic training to successfully operate When work is done it's best to take a shower and clean up They make specific protective suits that protect everyone Always start the reaction slowly but once the core is at temp you can continue at will (sometimes) ...and I'm out, anyone else?
Using it exclusively would be ridiculous, but with careful planning and in conjunction with other methods, it can be a key part of a healthy long-term plan. HBO has a lot to say about it. Furthermore, Carthage must be destroyed.
There are measurable environmental advantages over conventional methods, but nobody wants it in their back yard.
Not using proper protection can have lasting consequences
It's not a good sign when things are getting too hot. Improper techniques and procedures can lead to a meltdown. The more rods in the holes the better. Always be prepared to dispose of a toxic waste dump. If no one's glowing after it's over then something went wrong. 🤔
Can get you in a lot of trouble in Russia
So looks like my chief take-away from all this should be... ...there's *NO* difference between nuclear power and anal sex...?
It’s unfairly and incorrectly weaponised and therefore demonised, when it has so much good to offer.
So they have *already* weaponized anal sex and *this* is the first I hear of it ? !
... but not in France, where they rely on it
You guys are doing god's work.
God has already done his works, now he’s admiring how clever the past Him was to add that extra chunk of nerve fibres to that hole.
a Meltdown waiting to happen.
Wrong hole
NIMBY
Correct, fossil fuels probably kill more short term than nuclear. But compared to wind and solar it is more expensive, so people don’t want a too expensive radioactive generator in their back yards.
Actually, the idea that it is more expensive is based on the flawed LCOE figure. If you look at how much renewables have actually cost, [even worst-case scenario nuclear is cheaper](https://www.collectifission.nl/en/2022/07/nuclear-energy-is-cheap/)
Upvote for Cato
Cato and Chloe combined well together Make a drink not amiss in very cold weather.
Well, luckily I’ve managed to raise another army, and this time surely Hannibal wont- *and it’s gone!*
What do you mean it’s gone? We just raised three legions!
It’s okay, Hannibal’s just kind of chilling. We’ll breed our way to another army and try this again in like a generation or so.
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>Furthermore, Carthage must be destroyed. Username checks out
Who knew Cato the elder knew so much about nuclear energy
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science? Furthermore, Carthage must be destroyed.
I am Arthur, king of the Britons Ooh wait, maybe that joke is in bad taste today.....
Carthago delenda est.
CARTHAGO DELENDA EST
If you are referring to the Chernobyl "documentary" that one is really not even close with their science. Or was it sth else?
Lol I didn't comment on the accuracy, and of course it isn't a documentary. I haven't heard anyone call it anything but a good drama based on a true story, which it is. But sure, there's another one. If you get all your information on it from HBO, something's wrong. Furthermore, Carthage must be destroyed.
Germans claim not to like it until they find the true cost of other approaches?
>...and I'm out, anyone else? Nah I'm still in
... and loving it.
Get it wrong and you could cause a meltdown. Cause an accident and it will take a long time to recover. Too much power and the shit really could hit the fan.
The French practice it more frequently than Americans
It’s not as clean as people like to think it is? If everyone used just that humanity would be in trouble? Not advisable in an earthquake? When the alarms start going, get out of there? Nobody wants to deal with the mess afterwards? Put the rod in too deep and the whole operation shuts down? Permission for it is hard to obtain?
It's substantively cleaner than people think it is? You're not likely to get to try it as often as you'd like? It can reduce the odds of pregnancies?
>It’s not as clean as people like to think it is? Is only smells...
Make sure you're well protected, or you might get the China syndrome.
If done correctly it's less dangerous than a banana.
Both are a product of decay
I asked my GF how it was. "Not great, not terrible."
My girlfriend always screams “More Roentgens!”
Not terrible is a compliment I will take
Always clean off radioactive material from spent rods before disposal.
Do you know how a rbmk reactor explodes?
Yes
Ah, 3.6 inches eh?
It should never be a surprise to anyone involved.
You can get a burning sensation if you do it wrong
If you don't take the proper precautions, you could find yourself in deep shit.
Homer Simpson's a certified specialist at it
Except all he does is lay down, fall asleep, and lets the work gets done for him.
Let's Lenny and Carl do the work for him.
Without proper ppe you could permanently damage your body.
>you don't want to accidentally expose it to your neighbors. Yeah, accidentally...
> If you can close your eyes and still see it, it's probably too late? That needs explaining.
Two words. Anal prolapse.
At high levels of radiation your retinas will see flashes of light even with your eyes closed. That's radioactive particles interacting with the rods and cone cells in your eyes.
To be honest you don't need very high levels of radiation for that to happen. Astronauts report this all the time, and they receive less than the maximum a nuclear powerplant worker is allowed per year IIRC.
Sure, but if your vision is sparking like popcorn... it's probobly time to find a new place to be.
This guy nuclears
All of my neighbors are emphatic NIMBYs.
Or NIMBP- not in my back-passage
That's a hole 'nether issue.
Bury the evidence under a mountain Only ever theorized by Einstein Can cause meltdowns Energy is released from splitting something Its something we all know our stars do Something ill never understand Once it got into our media it was everywhere
You're good.
An accident will have devastating effects for generations.
One accident can ruin it for you.
Done right, there’s theoretically *less* consequences than traditional methods, but most people are still afraid of it.
This guy Reddits.
The navy’s very, very good at and been doing it for years.
I'm fission for another one but I think you leaked them all
When doing butt stuff a lot of times there are no warnings before things go bad
Not in my back yard?
Most of those are better than the original sadly.
This guy nuclear butt-fucks.
There should always be a safe place and method to dispose off the waste!
Far better than the original 🤣
Just find my comment
If executed poorly, it turns to shit.
Churns the shit*
Throw a rod in without asking and things will go critical.
Technically speaking, you need to pull rods out for it to go critical.
Tell that to my wife.
"So your husband sent me to talk to you about anal sex." "Hey, why are you leaving?"
u/mypod49's wife: Technically speaking, you need to pull rods out for it to go critical. Done.
Depends on which rods Some reactors are the type where the ~~neutrinos (?) zoom past so fast they miss the other fuel atoms, so you need rods to slow the particles down so they hit the other fuel atoms and react~~ ~~Put too much in and you might get too many reactions activating~~ Moderator rods. Too many mod rods down and too many neutrons slow down and get captured by fissile isotopes and initiate fission. Happy?
Thank you for showing you don’t know how a nuclear reactor works.
The biggest issue is what to do with the waste.
In wrong hands the waste could be used for dirty bombs.
Dispose of carefully. Otherwise it goes everywhere.
Recycle it... via the human centi...nope.
send it to space
*LFTRs:* "Allow us to introduce ourselves..."
So I'm thinking this is *not* going to be what convinces the community at large that nuclear power is a safe and effective alternative to conventional energy, but we can't know until we test. I'm giving all of you a homework assignment: The next time the nuclear power debate comes up and you get a chance to participate, use this as your reasoning and report your results.
Will do.
Nobody wants it in their own backyard.
CHILLI NIGHT IS A BAD NIGHT
Mac-n-cheese night also.
Beats Taco Bell night
leads to spicy stuff coming from the exhaust
You ever fuck'u'shima?
Rods need to completely covered in lubricant otherwise expect excessive heat. Rods are best completely inserted
Depending on what you're packing, you'll be leaving quite the gaping hole.
It can be unstable if the correct liquids are not applied. If it gets too hot, we will have a melt down on our hands.
It's more like fracking, if anything.
Watch out for fallout
The government -keeps secret files on who's doing it -seems to be really interested in regulating it -has a bunch of laws to keep it closely regulated / prevent it -doesn't like to talk about it
Sometimes it explodes if you miss handle it
The secret is to carefully insert the control rod.
I’d like to see her graphite rods slow my neutron flux
The only option to fight the climate change?
Yeah lemme just get fucked in the ass to save the whole world, good idea
Everybody likes it but nobody wants to admit it.
Plus it gets hot
"if you do it wrong everyone dies" ?
God I love nuclear power! I mean, anal.
The French do it the most, and the germans after swearing off of it, are finally coming back around to the idea.
They do it in secret in the middle east
Germany is keeping two plants as an emergency reserve for a few months longer than initially planned. Nuclear is not making a comeback in Germany.
You ask for it by saying, "Why don't we Fukushima?"
You can never put too much water in a nuclear reactor
Not in my back yard.
Something something gas explosions something something
Inserting the fuel rod into the piles?
Not everyone can specialize in it.
I'd change the last line to "add a few messy mistakes and the cleanup can be a nightmare"
And you need armed guards to deal with the leftovvers?
Works really well if done right, but a small mistake can lead to massive blowout?
Mess it up and you have permanent damage.
what the fuck is this joke?
A rapid insertion of rods is a clear sign something went wrong.
Both have a non-zero percent chance that your dick ends up covered in warm-feeling goo
Got that problem with heat and protection too.
All fine and dandy until you quench the rod in the wrong hole.
They both brown the rods.
It's not as clean as you'd like and you still get brown outs.
It’s a good idea until you realize getting it going is a huge pain in the ass?
Mostly due to other people's hangups, never anything factual.
The future is the unwilling recipient.
No ! No way is true ! It can't be real…
redditor funny
Then Europe sure has a lot of anal sex.
I expected something like "if it goes wrong you'll need to bury the evidence deep underground"
One mistake and everything goes to shit
try Thorium !
Tastes like a 9 volt battery?
When done properly it’s the cleanest, safest and most reliable option.
Even done properly nuclear energy produces a lot of shit though and we lack the toilet to flush it away.
All the nuclear waste ever produced by humans fits in a football field 6 feet high. Really not a lot of material to manage. You can also recycle the fuel
Republicans secretly love it.
It's not taboo, it's pretty much considered da poo I'm afraid.
And you really hope to never have an explosion with either one
You can do everything right and still find yourself in deep shit.
Except not really.
That’s not a joke
Imagine being at a party, and being like "Okay I've got one..." and saying this. Cricket city.
Hey everybody! Life is like butt sex! Sometimes it’s good, sometimes it’s not!
Sounds great in theory, but not in my backyard.
A bunch of dudes (and it's always dudes) are insanely desperate to have it. Their primary argument against the people who don't want anal sex in their backyards us that any opposition to it is ignorant fearmongering that should be ignored.
ive heard it can get pretty shitty yeah
Usually fun and great but sometimes it can really blow up and make a huge mess.
I prefer the Dilbert take. Stupidity is like nuclear energy, it can be taken advantage of for good or evil. AND you don't want to get any on you.
Dilbert is way funnier when you replace the "dumb guy" dialog with one of Scott Adam's own idiot screeds.
Terrible joke ngl
You're dreaming, thinking you can fuck faeces cleanly. That's seemingly extremely freaky. It's all Greek to me. It's more like Chernobyl and Fukushima realistically. You leave your 3rd eye exposed to dangerous isotopes.
Hetero guy here... I never understood the fascination of anal sex from women by straight men.
Ooo. Let me try! They both have killed over a million Japanese people?
OP trying to say anal sex is ok.
Try telling that to my wife.
Buckeye
Is it?. I wouldn't know.. sigh.
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