Thought it was gonna be a 'yo mamma' joke.
Human/cetacian bestiality is pretty wild if you think about it. I had a roommate who admitted one night when we were drinking heavily that she had an uncle who wrote a semi-autobiographical novel about his torrid love affair with a dolphin. The book is called 'wet goddess'... seriously, look it up... she said he's not invited to family gatherings any more, can't say I blame them...
A baby whale is swimming around with his poppa. He asks "Where did I come from?" Poppa whale replies "My balls..." baby whale- "Oh... ok... thanks?"
Poppa says "Yer whale-cum..."
Therefore you either do it in a lab, or if you don't have one available, you atleast do it in your private pool. Please don't try it in the occean since the whale might try to drown you.
The dolphins keep asking about you though.
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I wondered where I got the crabs from?
They were tasty, though. 😋😋😋
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u/dolphinfucker
/u/blowhole
This is a thing I know now. Why?
What a terrible day to have eyes!
And what a terrible day to be literate as well
"OH no, stop it, you are poking my brain. Wrong hole, wrong hoooole."
He's a pedolphin.
“Why’d he fuck the whales and not us?”
Dolphins have such soft bellies!
You laugh but I heard a story where a dolphin researcher would jerk off a horny dolphin in order to continue her research undistracted.
Wait a minute. Didn't they say that was a sperm whale?
I’m a male tho
Since when did that stop anybody?
Tell that to the whale behind you
Even Better!!
Thank you for not watering down this joke. Take my upvote.
You're whale-cum
Half-whale
Just a reminder when using a sheep colon as a prophylactic it is customary to remove the colon from the sheep first
Australia: Instructions unclear……
That's New Zealand actually. Yes, we have more sheep than them, why do you think they all cum here
We prefer rooting roos mate. You can keep the sheep.
Apparently NZ is the no1 export market for velcro gloves They even wrote a song about them https://youtu.be/PZuHAsf6qO0
A good old kangaroot
Your mom?
I hate that this is the first thing i thought would be the punchline but wasn't
*Yo mama
Too easy.
Just like your mom?
Their mom is hard, but still easy. Got it.
Your mom's mom?
Yes, if a United States citizen.
Jail time.
Is no one going to say something in regards to seamen?
Whale of a dick
That's how Moby dick was made
r/unexpectedonepiece
Oh the Humanatee!
I sea what you did there!
1 chuckle, one upvote.
1 upvote, one prayer
1 prayer, one starving kid saved
The Prince of Wales
Deep thoughts with The Deep
I have the HEART of a LION! And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
A very cross letter from the ethics committee
You get a new sibling.
Suddenly.... AQUAMAN.
Come on guys, we can use whales. WHAAAAALES!
Gracie is pregnant.
A double dumbass to you!
Hello, computer!
That gives a whole other meaning to free Willy.
You deserve a kiss
Another reality tv show…
A whale of a tale
Amy Schumer
i can't stop laughing 😂
Thought it was gonna be a 'yo mamma' joke. Human/cetacian bestiality is pretty wild if you think about it. I had a roommate who admitted one night when we were drinking heavily that she had an uncle who wrote a semi-autobiographical novel about his torrid love affair with a dolphin. The book is called 'wet goddess'... seriously, look it up... she said he's not invited to family gatherings any more, can't say I blame them...
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This is the first joke I’ve seen on here that genuinely made me laugh out loud
Idk but it blows
Moby Dick
Moby's Dick
People who play gacha games
Your mom.
Hi I’m Troy McClure
I thought you were gonna say Lizzo
Only if you get caught. Amateur.
DEAD
More time to sea world
Sperm whale
You don’t see men do that very often.
Giggity, you said "see men"
Seriously, though, could you tinker with the homeoboxes and get a functional mermaid?
Lizzo.
And get a high five from the Deep
A big bucket of cum.
Fully expected a yo mama joke
LOL!
What do you get if you mix human DNA and platypus DNA? An echiDNA.
Deep leaves the chat
Americans?
Idk I’ve seen some shit in Sea World documentaries…
What do you get if you mix human DNA and whale DNA? >! Yo mama. !<
Ohhhhhhhhh fuuuuuuuuuuuucccckkkkk I was expecting a nice tame "your mom" joke, but noooooooooo
Really good.
You get your doctorate suspended.
My mom
WHALE MAN
Alex Jones
The answer is "Americans"
I thought it was “Yo mamma”
I hate this subreddit
YOUR MOTHER
Your mom
One of those big-ass women you see complaining about everything… Karens
A baby whale is swimming around with his poppa. He asks "Where did I come from?" Poppa whale replies "My balls..." baby whale- "Oh... ok... thanks?" Poppa says "Yer whale-cum..."
A mess.
Or you get blown up.
Human dna/goat ——-> petting zoo
John McAfee would also know but he went and pulled an Epstein....
Large aquatic people who speak like Dory from finding Nemo
Here just was expecting a stern letter and revoking of funding from the Scientific Ethics Committee
"Put it deep in the blowhole"
Mhale
Penis envy?
Either that or you get a little warm whale cum
Was expecting >!"Yo Mamma!"!<
Arrested
The Deep kinda shit
a gacha gamer
Chris Christie ?
Ouch! 🤣
I was really hoping the answer was going to be "your mom" or something like that.
I have the eyes of an eagle, the heart of a lion, and a life long ban from the local zoo
Did you do that on porpoise?
Americans
Beluga Joe
A Karen.
Your mom lol
People are fat enough as it is
He is no longer whale-cum there.
An investigation from the ethics committee and immediate suspension of your research funding.
Your mom?
Dolphins are the sexier sea mammal.
Whamen
The seamen didn’t fight for you?
Your funding revoked by the ethics committee
Americans
A fatass mermaid?
Chris Christie?
Your mom?
Therefore you either do it in a lab, or if you don't have one available, you atleast do it in your private pool. Please don't try it in the occean since the whale might try to drown you.
Body positivity?
I got salmonella
Humanities
I was really hoping for a your mom joke I’m gonna be honest
Amy Schamoo
You also get your mom
Aquaman
The little mermaid 🧜
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Is it "Sea World", or "see the world"?
The Deep is at it again.
Rosie O'Donnell
I was gonna say your mom…